Talarico has also been a solid proponent for letting boys compete in girls’ sports.  “James has known many wimpy boys in his life who could never make a men’s varsity team,” a staff member for Talarico has stated.  “Allowing them to compete against girls is their only hope.  You’ve got to give them an opportunity.”

He would like to see an increase in taxes, pointing out that the top 10 percent of taxpayers only currently pay 76 percent of all income tax in the country.  He’d like these rich people to pay the full bill.  He likes the idea of a “free” government health program which he calls Medicare for Y’all.  He thinks using a little southern lingo in the program name will get it to slide through.  Opponents say he is being patronizing and condescending, and respond, “Bless your heart.”

During his brief stint in the Texas House of Representatives, Talarico was very active, sponsoring a bill that standardized school recess policy for all students and all schools in Texas.  He said that focusing on the education system was a valuable learning experience.  Kids loved him because they gained an average 3.7 minutes of recess per day.

Texas Republicans are scratching their heads to figure a way to stop this Talarico momentum, but they do not have nearly as many fringe groups to appeal to, and a fraction of the campaign funding.  It should be an interesting contest.

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As always, it is easy to buy a copy of the book by clicking on the book cover in the right column which will take you directly to Amazon (——>).  Great gift, especially for sarcastic, wise-cracking old guys.

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In the new itinerary, the first stop is North Korea.  The liberal-minded customers, upon arrival, dispose their western high-falutin clothing, and don potato sack fashions and go shoeless to begin the immersion.  They are immediately put on a strict diet of plain white rice and dog meat soup, which will help them lose up to 20 pounds of excess belly fat… chubbiness that is unbecoming in this environment.  Guests will bunk together in large tents with cots and scratchy blankets to help them lose that sense of capitalist privilege.  They’ll visit several towns that show unmistakenly that humans can survive without electricity, Pop Tarts, or Downey fabric softener.

The second stop is Cuba, another popular port of call for lib lovers.  Guests disembark in Havana and are shuttled downtown in a 1958 Chevy Bel Air, with plywood covering the rusted floor pans to preclude foot dragging.  People will stay in hotels that were once fabulous resorts in the pre-revolution 1950’s, but due to lack of government funding, have gotten no maintenance whatsoever since then, and have now become flop houses.  They attend lectures that decry the concept of fancy luxuries as being totally unnecessary to survival, and tend to create “keeping up with the Joneses” jealosies.  The lack of any personal property puts everyone on the same level, and eliminates the idea of bragging rights.  There’s no bragging here, believe me.

The final stop is San Francisco, California, where the local city government has decided to go all-in on Communism and Socialism.  A walking tour of the city features a stroll along the old Fisherman’s Wharf, where all the legendary, once thriving, seafood restaurants are closed and boarded up.  People feel safe, however, because the parking garages have machine gun-carrying security thugs to discourage carjacking.  Homeless scallywags blanket all the sidewalks with their makeshift tents and cardboard shanties, staying clear of the river of urine running down the block.  It shows that even in a Communist society, people can be free to live their life as they see fit.  Of course, this kind of thing would not be allowed in a place like Russia.

Libs who have taken these cruises come back energized that the Communist way of life is the future.  There is no need for fancy cars, angus burgers, wall-to-wall carpeting, or Veg-o-matics.  No need for a big flatscreen TV when an old-fashioned cathode ray tube TV will provide the same information to you.  Even a radio will suffice in most cases, because people don’t need to be exposed to too much information.

They can plainly see that millions of people are surviving in these socialist countries and cities.  In time, they get used to having nothing, and forget about the whole concept of having your own stuff, or your own digs.  And, most importantly, you get used to the serenity of not having to make your own decisions, take initiative, or work hard.  Get used to the idea of “Why Bother?”

Please note that photography with capitalist smart phones is not permitted on World Lib Cruises.

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There were many questions about how the coronavirus originated, which he refused to answer.  Will we ever find out if the horrible virus was created in the Wuhan lab, allegedly partly financed by Fauci and his team of schemers?  Probably not, now that the gag strategy has been successfully employed.

But how does this 5th Amendment invocation foretell about the ability to get necessary information in the future?  In the past, panic generators were held accountable for their misbehaviors and shenanigans.  Many inadvertently tripped over themselves, answered questions a bit too honestly, and ended up doing jail time, or at the very least, disgracing themselves forever in the public eye.  Often, they said they were sorry… sorry for saying anything in the first place.

But Fauci has tried a new tactic, a rope-a-dope approach, that sets a new precedent in trying to thwart efforts to get to the bottom of mischief-making.  He just kept repeating the 5th Amendment protection blurb.  When asked if the chair he was seated in during the Committee hearing was comfortable, he responded that he was advised by Counsel to use his 5th Amendment right to not answer for fear of incrimination.  Later, he said that there could have been slivers in the chair which could have caused him to perjure himself.

The bigger picture is that Fauci’s silence gives a path forward to anybody not agreeing to answer questions to any authority for any reason.  Why put yourself at risk whatsoever?  Why bother?  No upside, plenty of downside.  There could be some naive people who might say they just want to tell the truth.  But after imagining the badgering they’d get by the Congress people, they would probably rethink it.  In the meantime, insiders expect to hear a lot of that 5th Amendment bail-out blurb in the future.

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Of course, the answer is simple:  most Democrats have become dopey.  That’s right, they are dopes.  Total dopes.  Their brains have suffered meltdowns, and they are now incapable of any logical thought.  They believe any goofiness spewed upon them… mostly spewed by teachers.

How did this happen?  Some say that it all happened when they were young.  They were brought up drinking super-size Coca Cola’s, munching on artificially colored M&M’s, and chowing down unhealthy Ding Dongs.  They were given weekly allowances as kids but not required to do any work to earn that money.  They wet the bed and were not held accountable or forced to wear adolescent-size diapers.  Family doctors were not able to see these deteriorating effects on their physical/mental systems, and blew it off, saying, “It’s normal kid stuff.  Who’s the next patient in the waiting room?”  Their brains were soft when teachers laid the Socialist crap on them.

Eventually, these deranged kids became deranged voters.  They believed the tax-the-rich hokum.  They loved the free lunch programs and the government grocery stores.  They appreciated rent control programs that prevented “greedy” landlords from making any profit.  They cherished the idea of tax rebates for people who do not pay taxes.

Medical experts say that these Dopey Democrat Voters are beyond hope at this stage.  Their brains cannot be recouped because of the severe damage inflicted.  The only hope is to somehow stop the madness to proliferate in young people by firing Socialist teachers in schools and colleges.  Meanwhile, the additional hope is that existing Democrats are just too lazy to drag ass off the couch to vote on election day.

Republicans are planning to do a road show, showing sad pictures of North Korea, and even a few disgusting photos of the old East Germany.  This will demonstrate the vision of the future in the Democratic Socialist eyes.  Hopefully, it will convince the fence-sitters, who are only partially brain-dead, to stop being brainwashed with the caustic soda of Socialism.  Or at least show them an honest view of what they’re voting for.

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The answer is simple:  Because they don’t know how to do math.  Yes, of course, they all learned basic arithmetic in elementary school.  But by the time they graduated college, they managed to unlearn all that math stuff.  Most of that unlearning was drilled into them by Communist-sympathizing professors in liberal colleges.  These professors started by telling their students that History was all a bunch of lies, then said the Moon Landing was faked, and M&M’s were good for you.  The professors claimed that Math was developed by a bunch of elite Ponzi-schemers in order to exploit the intellectually-shortchanged masses.  They grouched that so-called free enterprise is only free to the schemers.

The professors are now teaching that Communism, on the other hand, is the most fair system, because it allows equal distribution of benefits, no matter how hard-working or lazy you are.  It does not give initiative-takers an upper hand just because some guy has a great idea, and another guy is idea-vacant.  Communism understands that many people need lots of dope to muddle through their days, which can zap their energies, ambitions, and gung-ho.  It recognizes that some people are just plain stupid, and you can’t fix stupid.  Why make all the underachievers feel bad?

They point out that Communism certainly does not allow corporations to profit on the backs of its poor customers, suckered into buying stuff because of all the enticing commercials on TV.  They say that’s the fallacy of capitalism… always huckstering innocent people into buying stuff they don’t need.  Who needs a fancy Ronco nose-hair trimmer when a pair of ordinary scissors will do the job just fine?  Who needs to see a happy family enjoying dinner at Outback Steakhouse when a loaf of bread and a bowl of soup will satisfy their nutritional needs?  Why would anybody want to put a huge dollop of guacamole on a pile of meat?  It’s all propaganda.

When soft-minded students hear this barrage of examples describing the foibles of free enterprise from bald, multi-degreed professors with huge, oversized heads, they glom onto Communist ideology.   They feel enlightened that they now know something that their parents didn’t know.  And isn’t that every kid’s dream?

Some universities have started getting pressure from their Trustees and major donors to stop this Commie nonsense, and return to traditional college values like football, cheerleading, bonfires, and keg parties.  They want to get rid of professors who have never done any real work in their lives, and have only obtained knowledge from discussions with other similarly clueless professors and/or reading books written by Karl Marx and his goofy ilk.

Some professors are finally getting the message.  “It’s high time we adapt our teaching to sensible, proven ideologies,” one professor from a northeastern college was recently overheard saying to colleagues.  Unfortunately, that educator was then banished from the Teacher’s Lounge for the remainder of the semester.

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Mamdani knows that free enterprise does not work for his constituency.  Free enterprise requires incredible amounts of effort, risk-taking, sacrifice, and individual initiative.  It only functions if there is a built-in work ethic engrained in the people.  This won’t work for New York City dwellers.  Mamdani knows that most New Yorkers far prefer the easy path to life, consisting of government-provided freebies, handouts, and giveaways.  The easy track works especially well for people who have had a string of nights smoking dope, popping gummies, and/or pouring down cheap hooch.  You must remember that the enormous numbers of New York deadbeat fathers, who left momma in the lurch years ago, prefer to shoot hoops than work for a living at a boring job.  Mamdani promises free hoops for all, with metal chain nets on every basketball goal at every playground in the City.

The other big group of people who will support the Communist revolution are the young people.  Young people, who have mostly grown up fatherless in New York City, have no clue on what to do with their lives in the old system.  They know they need someone to look after them, cradle to grave, to tell them what to do, and always be there when they repeatedly fail due to lack of ambition, lack of direction, lack of energy.  Mamdani says he can provide that guiding light, saying that it’s much better getting advice from him rather than some street pimp.

The problem is, however, that many experts have explained to Mamdani that Communism has failed to work wherever it has been tried.  It oppresses people under a dictatorship, eliminating freedoms, and preventing people from realizing any sense of pride or potential in their lives.  “Yeah, but they’ll be getting free groceries in my system,” Mamdani explains.  “And everyone can appreciate free groceries.  Just ask them.”

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One suggestion made by the Lefties from Minnesota is to call them Omar Accounts, named after the Somalian-born, nationalized woman who won a seat in Congress in 2016 from the heavy Somalian, socialist district of Minneapolis.  They say that Ilhan Omar is probably the savviest investor in the history of any person employed in government service, having increased her personal asset value from $250 thousand in 2023 to $30 million in 2024, a 119-fold increase in just one year.  What better way to show youngsters how to get rich in this country, even if you come from relatively modest beginnings.  It gives people a model and a heroine as they search for their own path to prosperity.

Unfortunately, this name change is unlikely to happen… mainly because she has opposed anything that comes out of the Trump Administration’s playbook.  Perhaps if and when Democrats get back in power, they can rename the accounts by Executive Order, and claim it was their idea in the first place.

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Walz backers have cautioned him not to be so blatant when it comes to supporting illegal activities.  They warn that he could get thrown into prison for violating a number of statutes.  “Let them try,” Walz has responded.  “I’ve got thousands of Minnesota citizens who will support me… and thousands of paid professional agitators who will shield me, using hockey sticks to beat down any law enforcement thugs who try to haul me away.”

Meanwhile, truckloads of murderers, drug dealers, and armed robbers have begun showing up at Minneapolis City Hall.  The mayor has established an Express Lane for these thugs to get quickly processed and returned back on the streets where they can get back to their nefarious activity.  The new Minnesotans have promised to vote Democratic in future elections to compensate for this gift of freedom.

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