Bad Dates Podcast | Stories about dating that didn't go so well

Catfish and Starfishing

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 14:10:20 +0000

In this long update episode of the BDP Nick and Chris are joined by Skid Maher. The fellas catch up on what's happened since the last episode, what they've learned from their experiences on and off of the podcast. Rich girls, poor girls, d*ck pics, weight loss and deception, it's all covered in this episode. Enjoy!

The Finale

Thu, 05 Jan 2017 14:24:11 +0000

In this final episode of the BDP...Nick and Chris review some of their favorite date moments of the past episodes and discuss other subjects that they feel stand out as being noteworthy and interesting.

The Longest Date/The Life of the Party #31

Mon, 19 Dec 2016 05:05:37 +0000

In this episode, Nick goes on a 7 hour date that probably should have ended better than it did. Chris tries to be the life of the party but it turns out a bit different than he planned.

Nick Accidentally Dates a Dude #30

Tue, 13 Dec 2016 00:15:27 +0000

In this episode of the BDP Nick somehow finds himself on a date with another bloke and isn't quite sure what he's going to do about it. Chris has the best date of his life...well sort of. Enjoy!

Nick's Hottest Chick and Chris Sees "too much" #29

Mon, 05 Dec 2016 10:54:57 +0000

In this episode of the BDP...Nick dates the hottest most successful girl ever and I'm sure you can guess what happens. Chris goes on a double date with a friend and is put in an uncomfortable situation that haunts him till this day. Enjoy!

"Doctors" Without Borders & The Snowboarding Bitch #28

Mon, 28 Nov 2016 10:44:39 +0000

In this episode of the BDP, Nick dates a girl from Doctors without borders only to find out that she is NOT a doctor, and Chris gets manipulated at a ski resort. Enjoy!

Nelly and The Belly #27

Mon, 21 Nov 2016 10:45:06 +0000

In this episode of the BDP Nick dates a Greek girl with a silver tooth and Chris gets a surprise when his date undresses. Enjoy!

The Devil's 3-Way #26

Wed, 16 Nov 2016 01:14:53 +0000

In this episode, Nick considers a Devil's 3-way. Chris tries to redeem himself from last week and fails. Enjoy!

A Casualty of Lust #25

Tue, 08 Nov 2016 00:40:16 +0000

Nick dates a teacher and shows up unprepared. Chris goes out with a big booty girl and...well he can't handle it. Enjoy!

The Friend Zone #24

Mon, 31 Oct 2016 17:52:23 +0000

Nick tries out a long distance relationship and Chris gets Friend Zoned.

It's as simple as that. Enjoy!

Be Careful What You Ask For #23

Mon, 24 Oct 2016 16:38:46 +0000

Nick once again tries to go for a bigger, thicker girl to see if he has been missing out. Chris wants to be more open minded and ends up on a date with a girl who looks like Olympic track star Jackie Joyner. I'm sure everything will work out just fine...Right?

Chris gets his Heart Broken and Nick Spanks a Girl #22

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 23:40:51 +0000

Nick and Chris provide an update about the "Little People" episode. Then Nick talks about meeting a girl who wanted to be spanked. Later in the Show Chris tells of one of his first heartbreak experiences.

Nick, Chris and The Little People

Tue, 11 Oct 2016 03:00:49 +0000

Nick and Chris both agreed that this episode should NEVER be aired so...

Here it is for your listening enjoyment!

We here at the BDP apologize in advance for any offense this episode may cause and are aware that both Nick and Chris will now never be able to run for president.

In this episode Nick and Chris talk about..."short people"

Girls Tend To Save Their Voicemails Apparently #20

Mon, 03 Oct 2016 21:25:47 +0000

Nick learns that it's not a good idea to tell a girl you don't want to see her anymore by voicemail. Especially if you might need her again sometime down the road.

Chris dates a sultry red head who leaves him broke and broken.

Enjoy!

Nick gets set up and Chris dates lady "Rick Springfield" #19

Mon, 26 Sep 2016 13:57:54 +0000

The boys start the show talking about playing the game "spin the bottle" in their youth and how much it sucked.

Nick got set up on a date that was almost guaranteed to be a success!...almost

And Chris goes on a date with a woman who looked eerily similar to legendary singer Rick Springfield.

Enjoy!

The Salad Bar Girl Has Hairy Armpits & Chris Meets an Adult Film Actress #18

Tue, 20 Sep 2016 00:13:01 +0000

In this episode, Nick goes on a date with the grocery store salad bar girl and it goes about as well as you would expect it would. Chris meets an adult film actress and gets teased.

Don't Fall Asleep #17

Mon, 12 Sep 2016 23:26:04 +0000

Nick opens the show talking about a hot girl at the gym who pushed him to the limit, then Nick and Chris discuss evenings of romance that went poorly because they somehow accidentally fell asleep at the wrong time. Enjoy!

Papi Chulo and the Missionary #16

Mon, 05 Sep 2016 13:39:09 +0000

Nick starts the show by talking about the hot neighbor girl and then discusses dating a girl who had a fetish for Puerto Ricans. Chris went out with a missionary because it seemed like a good idea at the time. What could possibly go wrong?

Nick Frost #15

Mon, 29 Aug 2016 13:29:45 +0000

On this episode of the BDP Nick and Chris are joined once again by Alex the pilot.

Nick tells a story about a recent date where he tries to overcome his shallowness.

Chris and Alex share their two cents about the matter. Enjoy!

Tinder Shame is the name of the game #14

Tue, 23 Aug 2016 00:48:36 +0000

In this episode of the Bad Dates Podcast Nick and Chris are joined by handsome commercial airline pilot Alex for a round of "Tinder Shame" where they tell stories of experiences with the dating app Tinder that they are ashamed of...enjoy!

Innocence Lost/ Jacob Earns His Stripes #13

Tue, 16 Aug 2016 00:58:08 +0000

Nick and Chris welcome Jacob Townsend to the show. Jacob arrived with a story to tell about New Love, Innocence Lost and Heartbreak. And how he has emerged from this event better than ever. Ah...to be young, in love, seduced and broken by a woman.

Nick is on a "Mission" & Chris Dates a Butcher #12

Mon, 08 Aug 2016 23:57:51 +0000

Nick is on a mission. The time has come and the time is now and he is ready and determined to make it happen. Chris dates the Safeway Butcher and you can imagine that it is probably not going to go well.

Nick and Chris Rant #11

Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:08:02 +0000

Nick and Chris complain about everything that pisses them off about modern dating.

Nick Dates an Indian Girl and Chris Gets Stalked #10

Tue, 26 Jul 2016 01:18:10 +0000

Nick goes on a date with his first Indian girl and Chris gets himself into a very messed up situation with a girl whom he probably shouldn't have been messing with in the first place.

Nick's Cold Girl and Chris's Jewish Fetish #9

Tue, 19 Jul 2016 01:35:50 +0000

Nick tells about a recent date where the girl was very serious and Chris talks about a possible Jewish fetish that hasn't been working out the way it should.

Nick Gets Called Out & Chris Becomes Italian Somehow #8

Tue, 12 Jul 2016 02:00:00 +0000

In this week's episode of the BDP a girl calls Nick out for being a prude and Nick attempts to defend his reputation...and fails! Then Chris went on a blind date that goes wrong on so many different levels. Listen in and have a laugh.

Not the mini-bar! #7

Tue, 05 Jul 2016 00:58:24 +0000

The bad dates keep coming...Nick opens the show talking about girls in his hotel room eating snacks from the mini bar. Next Chris discusses the ability to read the thoughts of women and how it might not be such a good idea. Later Nick tells of a recent date he had with a big time Doctor and Chris wraps up the show by telling a story about how he was tricked into having sex with a woman that he found undesirable.

(Bonus Episode) Nick in Japan

Fri, 01 Jul 2016 00:12:51 +0000

Bad Dates don't only happen domestically. Bad Dates Podcast's Nick Shelton can also get into strange situations overseas as well. In this episode Nick shares with Skid Maher some of his favorite memories of living in Japan. Nick starts the show discussing an evening of drinking with Japanese Businessmen. Next they talk about Nick's possible leg fetish. Later in the show Nick shares what happens when you ask someone to bring back a girl from the club for him and that person unexpectedly delivers as promised. The show wraps up with Nick talking about his first lover in Japan.

Oh Foolish Heart #5

Tue, 28 Jun 2016 01:03:34 +0000

Nick is back in Colorado with Chris Caston. Nick starts the show by talking about the first girl he "dated" in college. Next Nick tells of a recent date where he missed all of the romantic signals. To wrap up the show, Chris tells a story of a date in which his heart spoke louder than his...head.

My Struggle #4

Tue, 21 Jun 2016 06:01:03 +0000

Nick is in New York with Skid Maher and Grant Berger from the Glass Cannon Podcast. Nick leads off the show by talking about his date ordering the wrong food for him and compares him to a historical figure. Then Nick talks about calling girls who left their phone numbers in his high school yearbook and trying to see if he could arrange dates with them.

Later in the show, Grant shares a story about making love in a vehicle in the heat of Texas summer and Skid tells of getting discovered by a stranger while fooling around in a car.

To wrap up the show, Nick and Skid talk about a girl with dreadlocks who wanted to seduce both of them.

It's Getting Hot In Here #3

Sat, 18 Jun 2016 13:09:33 +0000

Nick is in New York for this episode with Skid Maher from the Glass Cannon Podcast. They start the show by talking about strange things that Skid had in his apartment when he first moved to New York to help possibly meet women. Next Nick discusses a party he threw in the past where he used techniques he learned from watching movies from the 1980s. Then the two discuss Netflix and chill and how it is different from what they are used to. Later in the show Nick discusses a date that he had at the movies that took a drastic unexpected turn for the worse. Up next the boys discuss the thoughts of a sexual time machine. To wrap up the show, Nick talks about a recent date he went on where the woman mislead him into thinking that she had more society pull than she actually had and Nick found out the hard way.

The Robe #2

Sat, 18 Jun 2016 12:57:19 +0000

Nick starts off the show with Chris Caston discussing a bad date experience from the college dorm days. They have a conversation about Nick's special robe that he wore for his "romantic campaigns". Next they debate Nick's beliefs in regards to bedroom behavior.

Later in the show, Chris shares a story about eating the wrong food before going on a dream date and having a reality check regarding his digestive system in an intimate circumstance.

Big Girls and Bad Cars #1

Fri, 17 Jun 2016 04:50:17 +0000

Nick starts off the show with Chris Caston discussing a practical joke Chris played on him in the past. Next Nick talks about a recent date he went on where the girl he met did not represent herself properly in the pictures that she posted on her profile. Later in the show, Chris shares a story about an embarrassing situation in his youth where he tried to impress ladies with his car.