DarbyRadio | Podcast

Is This Thing Still On?

Thu, 07 Apr 2016 23:54:43 +0000

It's been a while but this service costs me like $8 a month so I may as well be posting again, yeah? I'll be posting smaller stuff from my radio show like Bits & Snatches and Science Corners. I hope to do it more often...and by do it more often I mean upload audio.

We'll start with a Science Corner involving poop. Yeah. I AM classy.

Bits & Snatches Shortcast

Fri, 28 Mar 2014 11:00:00 +0000

If you wante to read, you wouldn't be listeing to a podcast. Reading is for suckers.

I talk about:

Single people and their super low self esteem
Mystery vacations for idiots who are idiots
America themed parties over seas

Click and tolerate!

DarbyRadio|Bits&Snatches Podcast #39

Fri, 28 Feb 2014 22:37:17 +0000

It's been some time since I've actually done one of these. I know it's been hard on you. It hasn't.

I'm now listed in Stitcher! I love Stitcher so if you're a user, listen there. Buddy.

It hasn't. Here's what's on tap this time around:

Viking Apocalypse
Urine Perfume
Volcanic Eruptions & Global Warming
Magnet Man
Offensive Tweeting
STD Apps
Baby Poop Sausage
Stripper Surprise
Tetris Diets
Trillion Dollar Bills and more.

Thanks for your time, brochacho.

Bits & Snatches (Quickie) 12-16-13

Tue, 17 Dec 2013 00:48:01 +0000

I'll post the full Bits & Snatches Podcast later this week but for now here's a taste of the magic you can expect to be mezmerized by. Did I leave a hanging preposition?

The story is about a list of the most significant people in the world. See if you made the list.

Bits & Snatches Podcast (#38)

Wed, 27 Nov 2013 15:06:33 +0000

Hello. How are you? I am fine. Thanks for taking the time to check out the life altering podcast. I think it's still the only podcast in the world. The Bits & Snatches podcast is a collection of segments from my radio shows so if you listen to my show you may have heard some of this radio gold. Falll in love with it all over again. Won't you:

Featured Topics:

Booze & Regret

E-Mail Apnea

Bleeding Burglars

Hypnotic Jerks

Silver Foxes

Books With Herpes

STD Narcs

Vibrating Tap Bands

Harry Potter Stamps

Facebook Dummies

Finding Mr. Right

Russian Squats

DMV Masturbation

Middle Finger Statues

Selfie Burglars

Bits & Snatches Podcast: Recycled Radio (#37)

Fri, 25 Oct 2013 14:39:02 +0000

Here's what you can expect to hear in this thrilling edtion of the Bits & Snatches Podcast:

Musical Tastes Over Time

Airline Coffee WILL Kill You. Maybe.

900 Foot Long Sea Creature

FAA Will End Their Angry Birds Witch Hunt

Naked Haunted Houses

Space Garbage Trucks

Curing Bad Luck

Bigfoot Festivals

Fencing (with swords)

Real Life Gremlins

Naked Slushy Machine Taunts Crazy Lady

Drone Delivery

Those exciting topics and more will dazzle your senses. Thanks for taking the time to listen. I hope you don’t look back on it with regret.

Bits & Snatches Podcast: Recycled Radio (#36)

Mon, 23 Sep 2013 19:36:19 +0000

This week's Bits & Snatches cast will dazzle you with discussions/soliloquys on the following topics:

Moon Video
iPhone Fingerprint Sensor Caused Abductions
Swedish Beavers
Pig Fingers
Herpes Monkeys
Get Paid To Sleep With NASA
Touch Screen Staphylococcus
Space Lassos
Reverse Aging, Down Dogging & Kale
Chivalray Is WAY Dead
Swedish Gerkin Yerkin + The Ocean

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Bits & Snatches Podcast: Recycled Radio (#35)

Tue, 17 Sep 2013 14:05:12 +0000

On this week's cast I tackle the following important topics:

Japanese Space Robots
Body Part Survey
Batman Saves Cat
Walking Sharks
Sex Slave Landscapers
Superman Surgery
Eat My Voice
Small Testicle Study
Panda Poop Fuel
Family Crime Capers
Space Ghosts
Fat Letters
Lame Science

It's a long one this week.....brhrhrhr. Really though, you may want to enjoy a bit here, a snatch there. Spread it out a bit, you know?

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Bits & Snatches Podcast : Recycled Radio (#34)

Wed, 04 Sep 2013 19:55:00 +0000

In this week's installment I will cover the following, super important topics:

Buddy Moons
Heart Health & Air Conditioning
Cat Poop Coffee
Flip Flop Talk
Naked, 1 Legged, Rock Throwing Man
Vampire Dad
Abdomen Heart
Drones Getting Droned

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Utah Radio

Tue, 03 Sep 2013 17:33:52 +0000

Talking is easier than typing so...

Bits & Snatches : Recycled Radio (#33)

Mon, 26 Aug 2013 20:45:00 +0000

This week I've cobbled together some radio gold from various shows on the following subjects:

-Apps tracking your thrusts per minute

-A man who is perpetually happy

-A sexy, hot exoplanet

-Peppermint penises

-Unearthed cat corpses

-Hearts and air conditioners

-Sculpted baby bumps

-Buddy moons

I'll say from the get go that this thing is way too long....leaving you time to make a childish, pervy comment.....but it's on the internet. Pace yourself, man.

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Bits And Snatches (#32)

Tue, 30 Jul 2013 21:43:00 +0000

I'll be rehashing...errrr recycling clips from my radio shows - bits of this show, snatches of that one. Any time you see a Bits & Snatches podcast, know that's all you'll get.

This episode features, Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan telling you off, Ugly Babies, Goring Bulls and Ball Biting Snakes. Classy stuff ma man.

Bits & Snatches #31 (Podcast)

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:12:00 +0000

Philadelphia holds a special "telethon", people in New Zealand are mean to their unborn children and 20 year olds are idiots. ALL of them.

Todays 'cast contains language and content that may burn your innocent, virgin ears. Please take note.

Bits & Snatches #30: Train Engineer Hats, Diaperless Babies, Serial Flashers (Podcast)

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:00:00 +0000

Today's Bits & Snatches podcast contains explicit language. Take note. F***ers.

I'll yell about train engineeer hats, absurd parents and their not yet cute babies and a serial flasher is finally off the streets!

Podcast #29 : Pitching Tents, Poop In Space, Poor Eel Placement.

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 16:30:00 +0000

A fancy tent company proves how stupid we are, actual transcripts from the Apollo 10 mission include in depth poop discussion and a guy puts an eel in his.....I think you can guess. Can you? Sicko.

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Podcast #28: Disneyland, Tornado Warnings & Super Villains.

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 17:57:16 +0000

I got stuck in L.A. on a recent trip to Disneyland. I rant about not being stuck but about how pissed the other passengers were. At one point skin tight unitards and evil, secret lairs are also discussed.

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Podcast #27- Beer Ice Cream, Coughing Mice & Dog Tattoos

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 16:19:31 +0000

Today we'll discuss Brazilian ice cream, a Chinese study proving that mice can cough, lady liberation in Saudi Arabia and an awful human tattooing his dogs. Note: I use the words d*ck and a**hole MANY times during that story. If you don't like those words, skip to the 2:45 mark in the 'cast.

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April Fools History, Israeli Commandos-Not A Euphemism (Podcast #26)

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 20:25:10 +0000

I refuse to 'celebrate' April Fools Day- it's just an excuse to be mean to people. I will give you a brief history and tell you about the French version. I'll finish you off with a story of Israeli Commandos.

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Yelling At Babies, Ruining Easter, It's A Small World Terror (Podcast #25)

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:56:07 +0000

Today I'll discuss a man being trappped in the It's A Small World ride, the harmful effects of yelling at babies (even though you want to), a watch that tracks hand washing, people wanting to ruin easter and the story behind the photo you see below. Penis face.

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Athlete Beards, Street Gangs And Technology, Renting Criers, and Israeli Stone Phalluses (Podcast #24)

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 20:30:00 +0000

I yell about athletes misusing beards, street gangs not knowing how to use Facebook, funeral mourners for hire and ancient stone dongs unearthed in Israel. Keeping it high brow as always.

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Growing Human Hearts, Triangular Treats & Fake Russian Ambulances (Podcast #23)

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 19:49:00 +0000

You can stop worrying about your heart health. We can grow 'em now. You SHOULD worry about the dangers of triangular oat treats but should NOT believe all ambulances in Russia are real. They may be a way for rich people to get through traffic faster.

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Killer Comets, The Bro Code Explained & Chimp Diets (Podcast #22)

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 20:00:00 +0000

Comets killed dionsaurs and could TOTALLY kill us if the want to, science explains why you never flirt with your friends' wives and Chimpanzees have WAY more willpower than you. Sad.

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Heathens, Subway Touch Screens and Jedi Weddings (Podcast #21)

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:30:00 +0000

A new study tells you your kids are skeezy, there will be new touchscreens in the NYC Subway and Jedi's can marry in Scotland. There may be some yelling and blaspheming today. There is.

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Spell Casting, Expensive Beds and Penis Shrinkage (podcast #20)

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:30:00 +0000

Today, frankly. isn't my best work. If you're going to skip one, this is the one to skip. I know your time is valuable. The topics in the 'cast include a magic weilding husband in Georgia, a mattress so expensive you'd need to live on it and penis shrinking mysteries in Africa.

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Shark Wrestling, Big Brother Computers Screens and Arm Penises (Podcast #19)

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:33:56 +0000

As always, I keep it classy on the 'cast today. We have a guy in Australia who gets fired for shark wrestling (not a euphemism), a computer monitor that monitors YOU and a man with an arm penis...well he WILL have an arm penis. Click and enjoy!

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Strong, Russian Vaginas, International Space Station and Mean Babies (Podcast #18)

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:15:00 +0000

Today, I discuss a super strong vagina (WAY stronger than your weak vagina), compare space flight to road trips and say what we've all been thinking for years: babies are fu****g mean.

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Rampant Flashing In North Carolina & NYC's Cannibal Cop (Podcast #17)

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 20:00:00 +0000

Today I discuss, a red wine pill (while drinking red wine..whoa), too much boob flashing in North Carolina and a cop in NYC trying to eat ladies.

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Canadian Geese, Super Gel & Asteroids (Podcast #16)

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 22:57:26 +0000

Today I discuss the evil geese on my bike path, this REALLY cool sounding gel that makes us all superhuman and more asteroids nearly destroyed life on planet Earth.

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Terrorist Frogs and Zombie Fads (Podcast #15)

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:00:00 +0000

The evil plot planned for years by tiny frogs has come to fruition. Evil bastards. I'll also discuss talking dolphins, zombie fads and good looking people. You are so good lookin'.

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Hung Vultures, Interbreeding and Hooters

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:00:00 +0000

I think the title sums it up pretty well, really. There are too many vultures in New Jersey, ancient man is more ancient(er) than once thought and Hooters is trying to attract women but they're doing it wrong.

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PBR In Your Pants and $8 Cupcakes

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 23:30:00 +0000

Today I'll discuss, beer theft (hipster beer theft even), lockpicking classes in Oakland and I may yell a bit about $8 cupcakes. I will. It's at the end though so you can just listen to the first part.

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Weaponized Coffee & Gun Wielding Granny At Walmart (Podcast #12)

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:00:00 +0000

Today I'll discuss utilizing the world's greatest substance (coffee..duh) as a weapon, an old lady with a gun at Walmart (GREAT ending to the story), companies testing for nicotine use and the new Samsung Eye Scrolling technology. Nerd it, nerd.

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Hindenberg, Photon Showers & Fake Priests (Podcast #11)

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 21:00:00 +0000

Scientists have discovered what caused the Hindenberg to crash, Photon showers will cure your jet lag, a guy pretends to be a priest and another guy pretends to be a high school student.

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Dark Origins Of Board Games & Giant Feet

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 21:00:00 +0000

Today, I'll discuss where Monopoly, Chutes And Ladders and Life came from. Sadly I have no info on Stratego. I'll also tell you about giant lady feet and a completely unnecessary new mail feature.

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The Growing Problems Associated With Dog Crime (Podcast #9)

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 21:00:00 +0000

It's a serious problem in this country- Florida specifically. I'll also discuss how smiling and ignoring obnoxious bastards can be heart healthy!

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Why That Song Is Stuck In Your Head (Podcast #8)

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:00:00 +0000

Today, science tells you why you can't get 'The Right Stuff' from New Kids On The Block out of your head, plus I'll discuss how your ring finger length correlates with your future success. Mine is super long. Super.

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Science Corner (#7)

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:30:00 +0000

Today's stories aren't funny as much as they are cool...in a nerdy way. I'll discuss a planned mission to Mars, hidden continents and a new antibiotic that is a serious asskicker. Nerd it, nerds.

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Bits And Snatches (#6)

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:30:00 +0000

It's a Bits and Snatches episode. Bits of this, snatches of that.

Today's stories:

Kurt Schilling's sock, George Washington's underpants, suicidal blood tests, and Montana roadkill.

Shrinking Pants [2-22-13]

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 19:30:00 +0000

Today we have a story about a man who had is....thingy...out. He took it out. In public. Only highbrow stuff for the podcast!

Happy Valentine's Day Floozies [2-14-13]

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:27:00 +0000

It's Valentine's Day. I KNOW some guys completely forgot. Really? I have a way to make Valentine's Day more interesting for the fellas.

Meteorite In Russia (originally posted 2-15-13)

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:14:00 +0000

Lucky bastards. How many new super hereos/villains will result from this?

Doom Particle Spells...

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:12:00 +0000

..DOOOOOM For Us All!

So the Higgs Boson subatomic particle could prove we live in an unstable universe doomed to end in a catastrophic, cataclysmic fashion. Thank you, science.

Two Identical Twins Born To Same Woman At The Same Time

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:57:00 +0000

I find this incredibly creepy. Four of them! Note: I will make fun of the babies. If that offends you, do not listen.