Comments on: Fun Friday: Jokes

By: pointsnfigures

pointsnfigures — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 21:40:52 +0000

Had to add this in light of the accusations about Sen Menendez. Do you know how to make a hormone? Don’t pay her.

By: Mark Essel

Mark Essel — Sat, 20 Oct 2012 14:54:22 +0000

In reply to William Mougayar. :)Great compliment to the folks that bring us Google Maps

By: andyidsinga

andyidsinga — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 00:33:21 +0000

In reply to Robert Holtz. ;) Love Lewis Black ..have to go look up the end of universe!

By: pointsnfigures

pointsnfigures — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 16:18:36 +0000

In reply to Donna Brewington White. Yes, they didn't care for each other

By: Wavelengths

Wavelengths — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 01:49:17 +0000

In reply to Max Yoder. Now THAT'S a good joke. Hahahahahah!

By: Robert Holtz

Robert Holtz — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 15:39:39 +0000

Here’s another…Two cannibals are eating a clown.One of them turns to the other and asks, “Does this taste funny to you?”Rimshot. ^^

By: Robert Holtz

Robert Holtz — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 15:36:29 +0000

In reply to andyidsinga.

Oh man… those shows were the greatest. “I’m at 1st and 1st!”And Kramer was my favorite.Thanks for the chuckles and the good memories. :-)(By the way, “1st and 1st” reminds me of Lewis Black’s “End of the Universe” routine. Do you know it?)

By: Robert Holtz

Robert Holtz — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 15:07:33 +0000

In reply to fredwilson. Oh, DEFINITELY... Mix me up a cool glass of my regular, Cap'n. :-)

By: Robert Holtz

Robert Holtz — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 14:50:09 +0000

In reply to Prokofy. Love this one more than words can express. Thanks for sharing it. You rock. :-)

By: Robert Holtz

Robert Holtz — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 14:43:24 +0000

Here’s a clean joke you can share with anyone… and there isn’t even any Apple-bashing in it either.Ironically, it is meant to be a lawyer-bashing joke but all my friends in the legal profession are the ones who laugh at this one the most.OKAY, here goes…A guy goes into a law office to meet with an attorney.Getting right to business, he asks the lawyer, “How much do you charge for your services?”The lawyer says, “Young man, I charge $50 to answer 3 questions.””$50 for 3 questions!” exclaims the guy then asks, “Isn’t that a little steep?””Indeed it is,” replied the lawyer, “Now, what’s your final question?”