Born in the Eighties

Born in the Eighties 539: Weebs from France

Mon, 31 Aug 2026 03:23:00 +0000

Man, what hyper-fixations will we get into next? Gardening? Video game accessories? Coming up with new gameshow ideas for the podcast? AITA?

Born in the Eighties 538: Doug Walker Content Warning

Sat, 08 Aug 2026 22:40:00 +0000

WARNING! WARNING! DOUG WALKER ALERT WARNING! WARNING! Jon, Lauren, Spanky, and TJ talk about the fun time they had at the Midwest Gaming Classic 2026. Yes, we saw the Doug Walker body pillow, no, we did not talk to him so you don't have to.

Born in the Eighties 537: Playing with Power

Sat, 11 Jul 2026 20:37:00 +0000

After a short discussion of new fancy drinks, dirty or otherwise, Spanky and Jon discuss their dueling gardens, and Matt continues his playthrough of the entire* Resident Evil Series. Feel free to Read along with us, in the preview for Season 3 of Born in the Eighties, where we discuss the March and April 1996 issues of Nintendo Power!!!

Born in the Eighties 536: Screwed by Dick's

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 02:22:00 +0000

When you are working with Dick's, you gotta be careful. You never know how they will act, and you could end up burned.

Born in the Eighties 535: Zigzagooner

Mon, 11 May 2026 02:51:00 +0000

Yeah, Pokemon day came and went. 30th anniversary?! Pah! Where can you even buy cards when Gamestop is even scalping. Jon needs to get his pack ripping fix, and he doesn't want to break the bank!

Born in the Eighties 534: Jesus Chrysler

Sat, 21 Mar 2026 00:54:00 +0000

He died for our cars related sins.

Born in the Eighties 533: Made of Goo Instead of Belt

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 02:21:00 +0000

We start of 2026 with many predictions, who will win? Who will lose? Will anyone care?

Grab your goo belt and pull up your big boy pants, it is 2026 baybeeee!

Born in the Eighties 532: Gross Frog Girlfriend

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 02:30:00 +0000

Girls can be gross right? Yeah.

Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible 2025

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 02:53:00 +0000

Well, here we are again, this time to watch the 2006 Christmas Dud "Deck the Halls", could a movie with a title this generic written by the guy who wrote "Big Momma's House 2" and directed by the guy who directed "Big Momma's House 2" be all that bad?

Yes.

Born in the Eighties 531: Patties Down, Buns Up

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 03:50:00 +0000

Patties down, buns up, that is the way we like to... make Culvers Curdiracle rice.

*Note, Born in the Eighties and its subsidiaries will not be held accountable to any intestinal distress by the consumption of Curdiracle Rice.

Born in the Eighties 530: Dumpster Mouth

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 03:17:00 +0000

The gang tries out some fast food delicacies, and five below beverage finds. Jon then tells the tales of his recent trip to Orlando.

Episode Photo by Jonathan Cooper: https://www.pexels.com/photo/big-container-on-pavement-8811446/

Born in the Eighties 529: White Powerade

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 02:42:00 +0000

When you are thirsty, reach for the White Power-ade. Don't think too long about what those words together mean, or how it sounded when you said it. It is white cherry flavored! What exactly is a white cherry anyway?

Anyhoo, glug glug!

Born in the Eighties 528: Let the Rain Come Down

Sat, 13 Sep 2025 21:11:00 +0000

Sometimes the best way to protect yourself from the rain is a black sith cloak.

Born in the Eighties with Kaila Yu

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 00:49:00 +0000

In this special episode we are joined by the author, Kaila Yu, talking about her new book "Fetishized: A Reckoning with Yellow Fever, Feminism, and Beauty". Topics range from the import modeling scene and the very troubling depictions of asians in media in the early 2000's, to completely important questions by a returning "Quizbot". Check out this episode, and check out Kaila's book, available now wherever you usually buy books!

Born in the Eighties 527: Full Lemon Mouth

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 01:58:00 +0000

Does Jon really need that gene sequencer? What home is not complete without a gene sequencer? Matt becomes Dr. Matt, Cat MD, and Spanky is really interested in Palmer Luckey's new gaming device.

Born in the Eighties 526: 3 Inch Pipe

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 01:40:00 +0000

It isn't the size, it is how you use it. Jon buys way too many laptops, and Spanky plans his trip to the tech mecca that is Microcenter. TJ shares a "snake" story, and we chat about the Switch 2, Mario Kart World, and Donkey Kong Bananza.

Born in the Eighties 525: Bratfest 2025

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 02:01:00 +0000

Spanky had to travel 8 hours to eat a lot of brats and drink a lot of beer. Enjoy hearing the tales of a weekend in WI. We also talk about 3d printing, Jon buying stuff at auctions, and check out a crop of A-holes on Reddit.

Born in the Eighties 524: TJ's Tonsil Tales

Sun, 22 Jun 2025 20:50:00 +0000

We were gone for quite a while. We have explanations. Jon and TJ hash things out, discuss Jon's addiction to the UW SWAP auction, and TJ has thoughts on the Switch 2.

Born in the Eighties 523: Wheels

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 14:51:00 +0000

The Nintendo Switch 2 is announced, Jon and TJ talk about the Midwest Gaming Classic, and Jon is obsessed with his new Homelab. Spanky, why have you done this to Jon?

Born in the Eighties 522: To Borg or Not to Borg

Wed, 28 May 2025 02:40:00 +0000

It's Borg-en time! It turns out that cyberpunk actually isn't as cool as we all thought it would be, and you know that reddit is going to be mad at a woman that doesn't like a dog.

Born in the Eighties 521: Bespoke Tartar Sauce

Sun, 23 Mar 2025 20:45:00 +0000

That muscular cat can sure cook up some good grub. Pass me the bespoke tartar sauce that got the rave reviews online, I am nearly finished with my final fantasy 6 playthrough and I need some energy after spending all night browsing reddit and trying and failing to buy a GPU.

Episode title image remixed from Photo by Nadin Sh: https://www.pexels.com/photo/fish-and-sauce-11513615/

Born in Eighties 520: You Need Your Pancreas

Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:03:00 +0000

Yeah, that little thing is pretty important. So, don't drink too much Nuka Victory Cola from your giant theater soda cup. Your Pancreas will thank you.

Episode art remixed from: Photo by Tima Miroshnichenko: https://www.pexels.com/photo/medical-people-looking-at-an-image-on-computer-monitors-6235052/

Born in the Eighties 519: Gamer Card Revoked

Sun, 23 Feb 2025 19:34:00 +0000

Man, according to that guy on youtube that has a really slick goatee, I need to have my gamer card revoked due to my infection with the woke mind virus. Sheesh. I thought I was a real gamer, but I guess not. Wokesters like us cannot be true gamers, even if we put over 50 hours a week into Morrowind.

Episode image adapted from photo by Tima Miroshnichenko: https://www.pexels.com/photo/fashion-man-hands-people-7047011/

Born in the Eighties 518: 2025 - The Year of Luigi

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 02:34:00 +0000

Nintendo was wrong, 2025 is going to be the year of Luigi for sure. TJ is ill and missing, presumed possibly dead. We chat about Superman, comic book movies in general, Jon learning Japanese, and we dredge through some really yucky AITA posts from reddit dot com.

Born in the Eighties 517: NAS Can't Handle the A.S.S.

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 03:22:00 +0000

Boy, can you tell what week this episode was recorded? Man, nothing bad at all happened to anyone or the world that week at all. I know we record these in advance, but man has it been a while... I guess Jon has a pretty good excuse.

Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible 2024

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 23:49:00 +0000

Oh snap, we saw a big red one this year. SOS, amirite? IYKYK. Man, this was way too long right? Needed a script edit. At least we get to see sexy JK Simmons crawl around like a little mink. And look at Lil' Rock, he is totes adorbs.

Born in the Eighties 516: Hang Bag

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 16:47:00 +0000

Jon brings fanciful stories and treats from the fabled city of NYC. Note: Nobody Hangs Bag in this one.

Episode Artwork remixed from photo by Stephanie Ho: https://www.pexels.com/photo/black-tote-bag-1214212/

Born in the Eighties 515: Banana on the Back End

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 03:00:00 +0000

What a nice flavor, to have on the back end. You like My Hero Academia? We talk about it a bunch in this one. Man, those kids (not you Mineta) are the best right?

Born in the Eighties 514: Stolen Grandpa Valor

Sun, 13 Oct 2024 21:14:00 +0000

Jon continues having his mid-life crisis talking about the wonderful time he had back in college. Except when he went to parties and there were high-schoolers there.. ew... Also, just so you know, anyone can buy that mug, it means nothing unless you EARN it.

Born in the Eighties 513: The Crawfather

Sat, 05 Oct 2024 02:03:00 +0000

I'm gonna be honest about this one. Jon is definitely having a mid-life crisis right? Talking about college while his friends from college have kids moving into their college dorms. Life comes at you fast.

Episode Title Image adapted from Photo by Rachel Claire from Pexels: https://www.pexels.com/photo/men-holding-crayfish-5864756/

Born in the Eighties 512: The One Where the Computer Starts on Fire

Sat, 14 Sep 2024 00:44:00 +0000

So, there is a jump scare at the end of this episode. Do not worry, everyone is fine, how are you?

Born in the Eighties 511: The Summer of Video Games 2024

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 01:30:00 +0000

We chat about old restaurant franchises of yore, as well as the latest streamer controversy. Ah yes, you didn't break any laws, but that doesn't make it any less creepy. Now that the summer games announcements are over, we chat about everything we are looking forward to in the fall. But, honestly Jon is probably just going to be playing ArmA and World of Warcraft.

Photo by cottonbro studio: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-in-black-and-blue-dress-sitting-on-chair-4842489/

Born in the Eighties 510: The Swedish Child

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 00:49:00 +0000

Sufferin' succotash, the summer soda season has sprung! TJ, our special sodamollier, is here to guide you through the new flavors. Maybe they will put AI in soda next? Who knows. All I know is that you definitely should click on these links to win a free PSP on my Xanga blog...

Born in the Eighties 509: Talkin' Bell

Sat, 29 Jun 2024 15:32:00 +0000

Welcome to the brand new podcast Talkin' Bell, where we talk about all of the Taco Bell menu offerings in excruciating detail. Taco bell is rizzed out, and we are gooning over the new menu items!!!

Episode Artwork adapted from: Photo by Joaquin Carfagna: https://www.pexels.com/photo/neon-taco-on-window-20185282/

Born in the Eighties 508: Lego Jesus

Sun, 16 Jun 2024 21:12:00 +0000

He was born in Bricklehem, and destined to die for our plastic sins. Drink some Skittles cocktail and get turnt in his memory! Rasputin has definitely never seen a Zebra before, and would also hate human-ticketmaster people scalping pretty much anything you want to buy.

Born in the Eighties 507: The Prodigal Hamm Returns

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 01:46:00 +0000

Well well well... look who decided to come back? Someone who has a potato for a microphone, but we love him anyhow. Topics range from animated faves, to Xanga blog raves.

Episode cover art adapted from Photo by Fidel Hajj: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-holding-fork-taking-food-2814829/

Born in the Eighties 506: High School Esports

Mon, 27 May 2024 15:42:00 +0000

Yeah, I was on the Varsity DOTA2 squad. Check out my letterman jacket. Man, I would have been so into esports in High School. Instead I was likely saying very ignorant things while playing CS 1.6, Team Fortress and Tribes. Well, it was a different time after all.

Episode Title Art adapted from: Tima Miroshnichenko: https://www.pexels.com/photo/food-light-man-people-7047302/

Born in the Eighties 505: Jon's Tooth Talez

Mon, 06 May 2024 01:13:00 +0000

If you are gonna record a podcast, you better hit record first. Anyhoo, after Jon's recording kerfuffle, we talk of dental procedures, malls of our childhood, Chinese Pepsi flavors, what streaming services we actually have and what is actually on them right now, and we time travel back to 2005 in Jon's Xanga blog.

Episode title art adapted from cottonbro studio from Pexels: https://www.pexels.com/photo/person-in-latex-gloves-holding-plastic-jaw-6528782/

Born in the Eighties 504: Jon Posted Cringe

Sun, 28 Apr 2024 22:54:00 +0000

Whoa. Cringe dude. Just keep on keepin on my friend, and don't think about the super embarrassing blogs you used to read, and the super personal stuff you used to post about. 2005 was a different time man...

Born in the Eighties 503: The Honorable Professor

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 02:52:00 +0000

Did you follow our trading signal? This is totally legal! Don't worry about it, stop trying to look up where our profile pictures came from. Our totally real app on the appstore will make rich!!! Maybe you fell for stupid scams on your Kollege Khronicles, but you are smarter than that now!

Episode title art Photo by Yan Krukau: https://www.pexels.com/photo/lecture-at-the-university-8197534/

Born in the Eighties 502: Physical Media

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 19:02:00 +0000

Let's get physical... physical, I wanna get physical physical.... media.

Episode Image by Jorge Fakhouri Filho: https://www.pexels.com/photo/photo-of-woman-leaning-on-compact-disc-cases-2531131/

Born in the Eighties 501: Zillow Fallout Shelter

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 23:36:00 +0000

Looking for a place to live for a LOOOOOOOONG time? Zillow has you covered. Also, are milk pranks O.K.? One lactose intolerant person says YES!

Born in the Eighties 500: Upsettingly Straight

Sat, 24 Feb 2024 23:23:00 +0000

Buckle up folks, we got a long one. 5 hundo eps. Crazy. We bring back a blast from the past, our friend, Mercury Stardust. She regales us with tales of her book tour and crazy tiktok life. Quizbot grills mercury with the hard hitting questions, and we all wonder if Jon will accidentally deadname his guest? Tune in to find out! Thanks so much for listening for 500 episodes, here is to 500 more!

Cover art Photo by Dids .: https://www.pexels.com/photo/person-solving-distance-of-points-2714073/

Born in the Eighties 499: Indappendix Day

Sun, 04 Feb 2024 21:30:00 +0000

TJ has some stories from the hospital about how he lost a bit of weight... surgically. We also talk about how Trucks are dumb, and try to out-interrupt eachother in a game of Um... Actually.

Born in the Eighties 498: A Subtle Tomato Vibe

Sun, 14 Jan 2024 23:12:00 +0000

Spanky refuses to talk to gamers, and the vibes in the World of Warcraft are all off. What isn't off is those sweet subtle tomato vibes. Also, are you ready for your annual spousal evaluation report? I have a lot of notes...

Born in the Eighties 497: Uuhhh.mp3

Mon, 01 Jan 2024 20:32:00 +0000

That is a real "oof" right there. And we are 100% sure she isn't a Nazi right?

Title image adapted from Musa Ortaç: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-hit-by-boxing-glove-3586873/

Born in the Eighties 496: Pikachu is Packing

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 22:23:00 +0000

There were a surprising amount of guns in that children's anime right?

Art from Deviant Art user Vixdojofox

Born in the Eighties 495: Monkey Selfie

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 20:59:00 +0000

What will they think of next? Monkey Cameo? Wait. That is my idea, pls do not steal. I have sent the idea via post to myself, so I own the copyright on that idea. I will have a lawyer look into this, promise.

Born in the Eighties 494: Head Cheese

Sun, 05 Nov 2023 23:20:00 +0000

Yeah, you got your mortadell' your gabagool, your bologna. Basic cold cuts. Head cheese is for real dudes. Get that collagen in ya.

Born in the Eighties 493: The Vegetation Lounge

Fri, 27 Oct 2023 02:18:00 +0000

Imagine this, you have your book-it free personal pan pizza coupon in hand, your mom pulls in to the pizza hut parking lot. You have tickets to see Fern Gully later, but right now, it is time to have a piece of heaven in the garden room. Everyone had one of those right? A vegetation lounge? A sun room? Greenhouse? Just my pizza hut? Ahh.. memories.

Born in the Eighties 492: Peanut Butter Lady

Sun, 08 Oct 2023 21:14:00 +0000

Jon's AT&T fiber went out for a long weekend, and that was not a pleasant time. TJ brings up the Mtn Dew spreadsheet rankings for our perusal, and something weird is afoot in the Buffalo Wild Wings subreddit. We will also educate you on "Pig Butchering" scams and how to avoid them.

Photo by Karolina Grabowska: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-spreading-peanut-butter-on-toast-6659875/

Born in the Eighties 491: Too Much Dew

Sat, 16 Sep 2023 20:44:00 +0000

TJ, Jon and Lauren travel to the great state of Missouri (Misery) to visit Spanky and sample the various mountain dews of the country. We see sharks, get hopped up on donkey sauce, throw out our voices shouting at "Gambler" and lived to tell the tale. There was truly too much Dew.

Born in the Eighties 490: Rainin' McCain

Sun, 10 Sep 2023 19:13:00 +0000

You know the world is infected by the woke mind virus when even the Tabacco companies are changing their mascots. McCain never would have allowed this.

Born in the Eighties 489: Haunted Landlords

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 02:49:00 +0000

Ooooh sorry! Is your rental unit haunted? That isn't covered under our maintenence policy. You should get the apartment cleansed, at your own expense of course. Also, how many entities did you say were staying with you? 2? Well, if you have more than 4 in the apartment, we will need to increase your rent!

Born in the Eighties 488: Major Kenergy

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 03:22:00 +0000

Ken would probably join the union right? I would hope so, or Ron Perlman might burn his house down. Those giant enemy crabs look great in HD though right? Maybe you could mod your 3ds to play whatever game that reference is from? It has to be easier than assembling a salad right? Before we start, say it with me now, RIIIIDGGEEE RAACCCCEEEERRR!!!!

Born in the Eighties 487: Moo Moo Milkers

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 02:19:00 +0000

TJ takes his family into the wild wild wilderness, Spanky hates youtube, Matt ponders what alimony is, and Jon wonders about the ethics of consuming "furries". All that and we play another round of "Um Actually".

Born in the Eighties 486: Disrupt Millennials

Sun, 09 Jul 2023 20:06:00 +0000

We have to DISRUPT the paradigm of podcasting. We Millennials four will judge our peers, and judge them harshly. We will also attempt to make this one "hearable", as long as TJ just THINKS for once in his life.

Born in the Eighties 485: #KrogerSponCon

Sun, 02 Jul 2023 21:38:00 +0000

Why does everyone have to turn their hobby into a side hustle? I just want some .stl's man. We delve into the BITE archives and chat some history, as well as worry about the kids vlogging. Jon spills like half a bottle of gatorade on his desk, and TJ attempts to save a bird. We also talk about the Playstation Summer Games Event.

Born in the Eighties 484 - Melon Crushers

Sun, 11 Jun 2023 21:51:00 +0000

The grapes had to escape torture devices, or be squashed. Is it possible to save crystal play doh? TJ has some melon crushers that you could use, if you need them. Also, if you are being filmed at a disc golf tournament, please belch as loudly and longly as you possibly can. Thanks.

Born in the Eighties 483: Sentient Snack Cakes

Fri, 26 May 2023 20:15:00 +0000

Maybe that is why the kakes are so tasty? Hmm? You have a lot to answer for Tastykake, and I am not letting you off the hook either Little Debbie.

Born in the Eighties 482: Experimenting in the Kitchen

Mon, 15 May 2023 01:19:00 +0000

When I experiment in the kitchen, it always ends up making faux-healthy expensive soda alternatives. I don't know about you.

Born in the Eighties 481: The Smelly Gamer Chair

Sun, 30 Apr 2023 23:48:00 +0000

If you eat too many pizza toppings, you are going to blow out your gamer chair.

Born in the Eighties 480: Napkin Folding Ideas

Sun, 23 Apr 2023 19:12:00 +0000

There should be an AI for napkin folding designs right? Probably would be just as useful as chatGPT, or Bard, or whatever the hell Google or Microsoft are trying to shove into their search engines. Also, it sucks to be a third wheel, take the hint and go relax in a scented bath, bonus points if you can pet your service dog from the bathtub.

Born in the Eighties 479: Anime-Ass-Anime

Sat, 15 Apr 2023 19:28:00 +0000

Matt asks for anime recommendations and Jon is almost too happy to oblige. Spanky considers the rules of a problematic age gap as we talk through some more of Reddit's "Am I the Asshole", and TJ hosts another edition of "Um, Actually!". Who will win? Who will lose? Tune in to find out.

Born in the Eighties 478: Furry Awakening

Sun, 02 Apr 2023 20:39:00 +0000

Everyone has an origin story

Born in the Eighties 477: Lizard Brain

Sun, 26 Mar 2023 22:31:00 +0000

Man, neanderthals really had it rough, no kombucha, monkfruint extract, erythritol, APFSDS rounds, or Playstation Plus? How did they get by?!

Born in the Eighties 476: The Party Guest

Sun, 19 Mar 2023 02:20:00 +0000

This guy wants to kick the coolest person out of their party.

Born in the Eighties 475: I Can Smell the Mayo

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 02:17:00 +0000

Look, sometimes you need to banish your party guests to their cold car, because they are eating potato salad.

Born in the Eighties 474: Can I get Uhh...

Sat, 11 Feb 2023 20:59:00 +0000

Can I get uhh... a podcast episode? Maybe with some talking about bathrooms and bar rescue? What about the best and worst drive thrus? Or, the Amazon TV show Invincible, or the Rian Johnson movie Glass Onion? You got one of those?

Born in the Eighties 473: Eat all of the Pig

Sun, 29 Jan 2023 02:04:00 +0000

Don't leave any of the pig to waste! It is all good, Spanky knows well. We all list our favorite movie candies and take a stand against family hazing rituals. TJ curates another edition of "um actually" and we all try not to think of the relentless march of time for one week more.

Born in the Eighties 472: Bread like a Bakery

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 04:31:00 +0000

Look, we are all geriatric millennials here. We got kids or got friends with kids. It is tough to find time to hang out sometimes. It is also tough because our significant others keep EATING OUR FOOD! Jon and Spanky battle it out in "Um, Actually!" and we talk about Mastodon a whole heck-ton.

Born in the Eighties 471: Dad of the Year

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 18:24:00 +0000

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them interrupt Thanksgiving dinner, for the best of reasons, and they are definitely not the asshole. Jon saw Mercury's burlesque show, TJ hosts another edition of "Um Actually" and we are all confused over what happened with Matthew Broderick in Ireland in the 80's.

Born in the Eighties 470: Make the Internet Great Again

Fri, 23 Dec 2022 18:28:00 +0000

The internet sucks Elon Musk is ruining Twitter (even more than we could have imagined) and we need to go back. Back to a time when the internet was good. Wait.. was the internet ever good?

Born in the Eighties 469: Viva Ecuador!

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 01:02:00 +0000

Man, maybe we should move to Ecuador huh? I mean, the plumbing is shit, but you know how much we love a bidet! Twitter continues to implode, and we have a post elections breakdown of how crappy our country will be for the next 2 years. Hooray!

Born in the Eighties 468: Press X Repeatedly

Sun, 20 Nov 2022 21:38:00 +0000

Look, when things need to get done, you gotta hammer on that x button. We discuss the popularity rankings of slashfiction, what companies made money from the Nazis, and how to talk to the police! We also comment on what appears to be the beginning of the end of Twitter. Man.. PS2 era games were wild...

Born in the Eighties 467: Pier Health Education

Sat, 05 Nov 2022 21:11:00 +0000

You gotta keep your piers healthy. Barnacles, seaweed, moss, so many things can be unhealthy for your pier.

Born in the Eighties 466: Hot Car Soda

Sat, 29 Oct 2022 23:00:00 +0000

Nothing is more refreshing than a Hot Car Soda. If you want to ruin your life, drink a poisonous melon soda. Otherwise sit back and enjoy listening to Jon slowly die from poisoning over this episode.

Born in the Eighties 465: Radioactive Roommate

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 22:23:00 +0000

Yeah, I know that harboring large amounts of radioactive material is not on the lease agreement.. but yeah, you are evicted.

Born in the Eighties 464: The Polycule

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 03:24:00 +0000

Join the polycule! We discuss bidets, last night in soho, the house of the dragon, the orville, for all mankind, potato preparation, sandman, the current marketing problem with the term "swingers" and we personally forgive eachother for having student loans.

Born in the Eighties 463: The Circle of Life

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 01:20:00 +0000

This is a dilly of a pickle of an episode. We do some AITA guessing both equally funny and depressing. Discover the character "Hat Boy", and not to trust paternity tests. TJ witnesses the circle of life unfold, and Jon saw a Star Wars movie, finally.

Born in the Eighties 462: The Streaming Wars

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 21:01:22 +0000

Jon complains a lot in this one, Matt decides to leave the call, and we all hate how much we are paying to watch shit now.

Born in the Eighties 461: Homemade Popsicles

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 01:12:06 +0000

Whatever you do, don't eat Mom's popsicles.

Born in the Eighties 460: The Darwin Awards

Sat, 20 Aug 2022 20:29:15 +0000

Well, you gotta go sometime right? Might as well get an award.

Born in the Eighties 459: A Useless Gift

Sun, 07 Aug 2022 20:41:07 +0000

The boys talk about the boys, Jon tests his paxlovid mouth on a switch cartridge, we discuss how difficult it is to figure out which comics to buy, and TJ comes up with a new show segment.

Born in the Eighties 458: Big Trailer

Sun, 24 Jul 2022 21:52:05 +0000

Well, why don't y'all come down to my big trailer!? This is exactly the type of super boring game that Jon will be interested in! Not like any of the games announced in Summer Games Fest 2022.

Born in the Eighties 457: Zippy Poppy

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 01:03:06 +0000

Don't even ask about what happened to episode 456. Here, distract yourself with some of this.. uhh... whatever it is called.. uhh.. zippy poppy.

Born in the Eighties 455: The Bunny Movie

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 16:17:58 +0000

This rabbit man, he is cramping my style. Time to go on the internet and tell a bunch of strangers about my personal problems and insecurities. This will definitely go well for me.

Born in the Eighties 454: A Tier Tomatoes

Sat, 11 Jun 2022 20:38:03 +0000

If you are gonna get tomatoes, you better make sure they are a tier. Especially if you are headed to applebees for your exclusive TOP GUN MAVERICK cocktail for after the show. Get some apps and taps today!

Born in the Eighties 453: Ice Cold Water

Sun, 29 May 2022 22:48:42 +0000

You know what really hits the spot? An ice cold glass of water. Feels good on the ol b-hole too.

Born in the Eighties 452: The Wrestler

Fri, 06 May 2022 02:38:39 +0000

Do you wanna Fanta? Jon is disappointed he cannot consume misery. We all lament gamers in general, as well as expensive vacations. Maybe we just need to Git Gud? Or maybe we all need to become old man wrestlers.

Born in the Eighties 451: Hyperforeignism

Sat, 16 Apr 2022 20:53:47 +0000

Jon finds out what space tastes like, Matt views a King's Man, Antkeeping is discussed, as well as how spicy things are. Вперед, Україно!

Born in the Eighties 450: Goblin Mode

Sat, 19 Mar 2022 19:40:42 +0000

Who wants to get into a fight at Wal-mart? How about sneaking around your own home for loot? What about working at a drive in theater? Go GOBLIN MODE!!!

Born in the Eighties 449: A Tingle in the Mouth

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 02:02:31 +0000

McDonald's is making a mockery of menu hacking, We want to get in on the grift, Spanky does not want to hear about limbs, and we love ourselves a pocket monster

Born in the Eighties 448: The Rich Stay Rich

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 23:27:26 +0000

Microsoft makes a big purchase, Jon melts down over web3 and crypto, and Matt becomes a smelter. TJ eats Taco Bell.

Born in the Eighties 447: WelCOIN to Cryptoland

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 21:39:50 +0000

We find the happiest place on earth.

Born in the Eighties 446: The Worst of Twitter 2021

Sat, 05 Feb 2022 23:22:55 +0000

Twitter Bad. 2021 Bad.

Born in the Eighties 445: Pilk

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 00:50:34 +0000

Yeah, we had Pilk. What of it? Is it good? Is it bad? Listen to find out.

Born in the Eighties 444: NFT Hell

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 15:02:09 +0000

Dune, NFT's, Pilk, Hell. End the world already.

Born in the Eighties 443: Sandblasting your Nozzle

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 22:53:19 +0000

You gotta be careful with those nozzles. This is not a reference to passing kidney stones either.

Born in the Eighties 442: The Old Games Show

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 22:57:36 +0000

This is the episode where Jon talks about buying games on ebay, repro carts, getting your own screwdriver to open cartridges, and testing your significant other's allergies without them knowing.

Born in the Eighties 441: Italian American Heritage

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 23:10:29 +0000

I guess like... Mario is the most famous italian-american now right? Maybe Snooki? Who knows at this point.

Born in the Eighties 440: The Hermies

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 01:32:49 +0000

"I never thought Leopards would eat MY face!" sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Born in the Eighties 439: Bot on Bot Action

Sun, 26 Sep 2021 16:35:34 +0000

Jon has a VCR that is too stubborn to work, TJ elaborates on twitch "Hate Raids", we talk about our algorhythmic future, pine about riding the rails, rant about vaccine denial awards, and put centrism on blast.

Born in the Eighties 438: Reality Sucks

Sun, 19 Sep 2021 03:10:23 +0000

You gotta drop out, reality is irredeemable, dance teachers are doin felonies, alpine slides are killing kids, and TJ can't stop watching game shows! 2021 Amirite?

Born in the Eighties 437: Milk Crate Challenge

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 03:01:21 +0000

It is a lot of fun watching people do stupid things, like fall off of towers of milk crates, break up with their nude GF, and stop a rappin granny from having fun.

Born in the Eighties 436: Freedom Phone

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 01:56:30 +0000

And we thought the ultimate grift was to get into the YA-universe. Turns out boomer phones is where we should have spent our time.

Born in the Eighties 435: Evil AI

Mon, 26 Jul 2021 03:46:39 +0000

Spooky scary computer guy, sends shivers down your spine, shrieking SQL's will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight.

Born in the Eighties 434: The Google Rant

Mon, 12 Jul 2021 20:39:39 +0000

Things get heated. Nazi Furries, conservative fashion, feet, google, tiktok stocking videos, grocery hauls. We have it all.

Born in the Eighties 433: Round Egg

Mon, 28 Jun 2021 01:56:55 +0000

God, we immediately spend 30% of the podcast talking about fast food "hacks"

Born in the Eighties 432: Your Johnson

Sat, 19 Jun 2021 03:49:29 +0000

You your kids and your Johnson. Really?

Born in the Eighties 431: The Clicker

Sun, 06 Jun 2021 20:40:57 +0000

The gang reviews some ancient technology, and discovers if they are indeed smarter than a fifth grader.

Born in the Eighties 430: CRT Envy

Fri, 28 May 2021 19:48:04 +0000

I like em big... I like em chunky. I like em cathode, I like em ray tubey. Big TV bois only. Need a forklift to move that shizz.

Born in the Eighties 429: Vaxx Faxx

Wed, 12 May 2021 02:35:08 +0000

Hey y'all, you get some of that vaccine? Shit is tight.

Born in the Eighties 428: Earth Coin

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 02:40:07 +0000

Get your hot new crypto here, blockchain, dogecoin, bitcoin, ethereum, NFT, all of the SEO keywords! We invent a kindler gentler crypto, and if you steal the idea from us, you are a jerk. Pls do not steal.

Born in the Eighties 427: Self Cancellation

Sun, 18 Apr 2021 02:48:51 +0000

Why even bother getting canceled by an internet mob, when you can cancel yourself? Bean dad, cinnamon toast shrimp guy, how the mighty have fallen

Born in the Eighties 426: Correction Fluid

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 21:52:02 +0000

It sounds worse than it actually is.

Born in the Eighties 425: Algorithmic Prey

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 14:20:04 +0000

Did the optimized SEO serve this episode to you? Did the algorithm redpill your grandmother to listen to the milkshake ducked bean dad? Will MBMBaM apologize for this one as well? Tom Hanks did nothing wrong!

Born in the Eighties 424: Reggie Nintendo

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 01:53:24 +0000

We talk all things Nintendo this week on the p-cast. Keep Bowser's name out of your damn mouth, respect the name. Hey, listen.

Born in the Eighties 423: Soggy Biscuit

Sat, 06 Mar 2021 21:48:25 +0000

Ok, first thing's first. it is not that kind of Soggy Biscuit. Grab your suicide cables and geiger counters, we got some negative ion products to wear. They are definitely healthy and not full of powdered thorium.

Born in the Eighties 422: The Numbers Get Bigger

Sat, 13 Feb 2021 17:59:59 +0000

The numbers just go up! Have Diamond Hands, and not paper ones. Money printers go brrr. Lol, stonks! Hedge Fund managers beware, because some crazy people on reddit have a lot of money to burn.

Born in the Eighties 421: Pizza Inn-surrection

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 15:26:01 +0000

We here at Pizza Inn just want to make sure all of the LEGAL votes are counted? What is wrong with that? We are great at making pizzas and salads, and we support those proud patriots who are asking the right questions, and holding our governmental officials accountable.

Born in the Eighties 420: The Weed Number

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 17:52:08 +0000

Lol, it is the weed number dude. Adam returns to talk about his life in the land of legal kush.

Born in the Eighties 419: Glitch in the Muttrix

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 22:51:59 +0000

If anyone has listened to this episode on a Dell Pocket DJ(tm) please email bitecast@gmail.com with a picture of you holding the pocket DJ playing the episode and today's newspaper, and I will send you a 50$ Gift Card to Amazon.

Born in the Eighties 418: Yo Da Man

Fri, 01 Jan 2021 18:48:37 +0000

Let's ruin some childhoods! Yo Da Man? Or is it Yoda Da Man? Let's grab the fullscreen version of Attack of the Clones and watch! Also, the Superman cartoons from the 40's are dope.

Born in the Eighties 417: The Denvo Broncers

Sun, 20 Dec 2020 16:38:06 +0000

The Denvo Broncers, your favorite footbawl teem. Jon has a bit of an issue with words, and for some reason, again, the talk returns to the ABDL community. Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?

Born in the Eighties 416: Oops! All Gluten

Sat, 12 Dec 2020 22:50:19 +0000

Come on down with your boyfriend or hot gamer wife to your local Perkins, if it still exists, to think about the slow march of death. Our new special is our "Oops! All Gluten" burger. Our bosses are apps now, and capitalism corrupts everything!

Born in the Eighties 415: Minion Related

Sun, 29 Nov 2020 17:02:33 +0000

Would you like some minions related content? I will bet you don't want this Minions content. Look, I am not out there to yuck anyone's yum, but... yuck.

Born in the Eighties 414: The Cough

Sun, 22 Nov 2020 14:34:10 +0000

Everyone is in a happy mood for some reason. The reference to the cough is not what you are thinking, and we are all having a good time drinking. Celebrate and prepare for January 2021.

Born in the Eighties 413: Zune Envy

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 04:04:40 +0000

Man, can I get a look at that Zune? I want one SOO BAD. You can download and watch episodes of MTV's Jackass on that thing? So cool. I need one of those.

Born in the Eighties 412: The Bucket

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 22:49:28 +0000

Ever feel like you just can't get ahead? Fighting for others over scraps? Pushing and pulling yourself to get on top, but you never can? That is capitalism, that is the bucket. Fuck the bucket.

Born in the Eighties 411: Allegations

Sat, 24 Oct 2020 21:57:07 +0000

If you ever want to know about anyone, just check them out on wikipedia and ctrl+f "allegations". Simple, easy, you will thank me later. That is all, hail saint death.

Born in the Eighties 410 - Know, Don't Show

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 20:39:48 +0000

It is so easy to be woke. All you have to do is infer progressive politics and ideals, without actually physically showing any of those things. Yaaskween so woke, Disney so woke, Marvel so woke.

Born in the Eighties 409: Sonicscum

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 16:54:41 +0000

The name of a cool new grunge-wave indie band, or something more sinister? You decide.

Born in the Eighties 408: Tony Hawk's Protagonist Skater

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 01:12:44 +0000

The hawk man is back. Will you be able to be a protagonist worthy of the alien god, Anthony Hawk? Will you get into trouble in Europe? What is Chad Muska doing now anyway?

Born in the Eighties 407 - Never Trust a Rich Man

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 21:50:26 +0000

Money ruins people. Never trust a rich person. Always beware of an erect recess, and those people who only watch college basketball. Also, Black Lives Matter.

Born in the Eighties 406: Gotham Knights 1984

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 20:04:51 +0000

The synth is pumping, the Batman is Pattinson, the Riddler is Jigsaw, and the scene is Miami 1984. This is the Batman movie that we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

Born in the Eighties 405: Good Luck Senpai!

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 20:52:57 +0000

If you want nut.com, you better have some serious dough to hand over. Nut.net seems much more affordable. If you pick up one of those domains, maybe then your Senpai will notice you. Good Luck!

Born in the Eighties 403: Poo-baru

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 21:43:15 +0000

Would you poo in the Subaru? Even if dad asks? We fuck around with snapchat filters far too much, talk about... tributes, tik tok, and whole lot more.

Born in the Eighties 402: Hex the Moon

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 02:57:56 +0000

TJ is job hunting, Jon dreams of his own private arcade, Matt asks you please not to fuck with fairies, and Spanky continues to be a proud homeowner. Let's kill the moon together!

Born in the Eighties 401: Kanye Watch

Thu, 30 Jul 2020 02:52:37 +0000

What the hell is going on in Wyoming? This is like watching a car chase live on televison. It is so scary but you can't look away, and you hope that nobody gets hurt.

Born in the Eighties 400: Soup Tube

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 13:43:49 +0000

Psst. Hey buddy, I got a great investment for ya. 2 words... Soup Tube. Imagine it... clam chowder running under the city streets, piping hot directly to your home. Can I interest you in a subscription?

Born in the Eighties 399: Deez Nutz 2020

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 16:46:28 +0000

Just as TJ completes his car shopping, Jon ponders buying a fleet of Ford 500's. Spanky has some problems with Twitter, Matt wonders if Kanye is OK, and we all find a 2020 candidate to get behind!

Born in the Eighties 398: Poison Salad

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:07:23 +0000

Have you ever eaten a poison salad? Well Jon has tasted the sweet deadly poison of Sunflower Bacon Crunch. TJ cannot stop it with the Kingdom Sharts, Spanky's cat continues his incontinence, and Matt enjoys his new Nintendo Switch.

Born in the Eighties 397: I'm No Expert

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 02:46:22 +0000

Look, we aren't experts on anything really, so why should you listen to us? Because Jon finally snagged a ringfit adventure? Because Matt bought a Nintendo Switch? Or that we watched episodes 15-20 of Avatar, the Last Airbender? We are no experts, but, here are our unsolicited opinions on these topics.

Born in the Eighties 396: Attack and Dethrone God

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 22:05:22 +0000

This is our agenda, to attack and dethrone god. We also chat about the PS5 reveal event, as well as the various bits of civil unrest happening in the worst year ever. #BLM

Born in the Eighties 395: Legalize Avacados

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 02:39:44 +0000

I don't care whether or not they fund the drug trade, they taste great! TJ's taco mirabell rice experiment has concluded, Spanky and Jon have thoughts. Matt caused our guild to explode again, and we recap episodes 11-14 of Avatar the Last Airbender.

Born in the Eighties 394: Leaky Gut, Leaky Butt

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 03:04:42 +0000

Maybe it is all the listerine and soda pop he is drinkin, but if you got a leaky gut, you are gonna have a leaky butt. We continue talkin Avatar, herbal teas that make you poop, rocksmith on PC, and games that aren't world of warcraft.

Born in the Eighties 393: Imagine Quibi

Sun, 31 May 2020 22:28:00 +0000

The gang talks about comfort TV, working at a Pizza Inn, some small town google reviews, TJ bites a can, Jon rants about Quibi, and we all hate on Roseanne. This is part one of the Bite Book Club (BBC) for Avatar: the Last Airbender (Episodes 1-5)

Born in the Eighties 392: Big Boy Chair

Sun, 24 May 2020 23:14:23 +0000

Matt has his gamer chair, TJ is toothless, and Jon wants a big boy chair to call his own. We attempt to navigate the pandemic ravaged online shopping sites, and talk a little world of warcraft classic too.

Born in the Eighties 391: McDonalds McMiracle Rice

Mon, 18 May 2020 02:24:02 +0000

You want some hot wet Mcdonalds? Well, we tried it so you don't have to. We also dip our toes into the insane world of the cereal mascot cinematic universe. Hold on to your bussy and tune on in!

Born in the Eighties 390: Dummy Thicc Cheescake

Sat, 09 May 2020 18:21:19 +0000

Does your cheesecake clap? Is it thicc enough? You could make a cheesecake in a rice cooker, or you could make a McMiracle.

Born in the EIghties 389: Self Pleasure Video

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 02:52:38 +0000

Do you have 1200 dollars in bitcoin? Then your self pleasure video will be sent to 5 random contacts unless you pay us. This is definitely real.

Born in the Eighties 388: The United States of Drinking

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 18:57:37 +0000

Well, we are all working from home now. How many of us are drinking from home too?

Born in the Eighties 387: Disney Couple

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 02:15:19 +0000

Dude, if you hate your girlfriend, just say it. If you are more interested in Cinderella than your significant other, you might not be a Disney couple.

Born in the Eighties 386: Charmin Ultrasoftcore

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 19:43:46 +0000

Those bears ain't right. Jon over-analyzes the plot structure of secret life of pets 2, we update everyone on our 'rona status, and we communicate with the great country of Canada about the before-times and youtube algorithms.

Born in the Eighties 385: Quarantine Qhronicles

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 14:53:55 +0000

Well, 1 week into the national quarantine, and things are already getting pretty hairy. We discuss what makes an essential business actually, as well as what can be turned into soft serve. Please don't cough into your games cases before trading them into gamestop, I beg of you.

Born in the Eighties 384: My Corona

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 03:06:49 +0000

Yeah, so, things have changed a lot in the last few weeks. Let's discuss uhh.. the new state of the world... Huh.

Born in the Eighties 383: Rasta Banana

Sun, 08 Mar 2020 20:53:48 +0000

We go deep into youtube hole about hotwheels racing leagues. We also discuss the coin game, rasta banana prizes, the coronavirus, price gouging, and a man who doesn't know how to live, actually.

Born in the Eighties 382: TJ's Tooth Talez 2

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 23:49:24 +0000

TJ has, yet again, more tooth tales. Jon and Matt eulogize their now defunct world of warcraft classic guild, and Spanky gets into Amiga repairs.

Born in the Eighties 381: Homer Eats Tide Pod

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 02:38:11 +0000

First the boys attempt to #hackthemenu around the world, India's McDonald's menu is a trip. Matt has watched all of the Simpsons on Disney+, Jon talks VFX, and TJ has a story involving a killer moustache.

Born in the Eighties 380: Fieri 2020

Sat, 15 Feb 2020 20:55:33 +0000

While everyone shares tale of world of warcraft, warcraft reforged, the coronavirus, clove cigarettes and benzocaine benders, the real issue here is the lack of a Guy Fieri candidacy. He is truly the unity option. Donkey Sauce for all!

Born in the Eighties 379: The Glorious Power of Neckbeards

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 20:32:57 +0000

So, I guess when it all comes down to it, we can just be happy that our podcast has made Adam into a lovecraftian meme. Join Jon, TJ, Matt, and Spanky as we discover the new world we live in, the world of ABDL accessories

Born in the Eighties 378: The Cancellation Boogie

Sun, 26 Jan 2020 03:03:16 +0000

Jon finds a new dark corner of reddit to share, TJ has more stories of retail woes, and Matt is intrigued by Cameo yet again. Special guest Spanky joins as well.

Born in the Eighties 377: Content Warning

Fri, 17 Jan 2020 04:24:24 +0000

This week we ponder if people are assholes, Jon has a new kind of Content warning, Matt continues to play world of warcraft, and TJ goes in raw.

Born in the Eighties 376: A Confrontational Onesie

Fri, 10 Jan 2020 04:03:05 +0000

No one cared who I was until I put on the onesie.

Born in the EIghties: Christmas is Terrible 2019

Mon, 23 Dec 2019 22:50:29 +0000

Hey, have you heard of Disney Plus? Why it is the brand new streaming service in your home, like Netflix! Do they have bad original Christmas movies like Netflix? You betcha. Check out this film from 2017 too good to be released into theaters, so it came out on Disney Plus in 2019. Noelle

Born in the Eighties 375: OK Boomkin

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 01:42:31 +0000

Jon... uh... is playing world of warcraft, but Matt's uncle works at Nintendo, so things are pretty cool there. TJ is dead inside, and we are all looking for some cyber love.

Born in the Eighties 374: An Utterly Worthless Piece of Work

Sat, 07 Dec 2019 21:37:52 +0000

This week Jon continues to rant about Capitalism, TJ weighs city planning in Dark Cloud, and Matt wants to talk about the cyber truck. Which Baldwin is best? Definitely not the one in a certain movie we talk about...

Born in the Eighties 373: War Criminal Vest

Wed, 27 Nov 2019 22:52:58 +0000

Hey guys, let's creep out our co-workers by debating the tactics of the germans in WW2. What? I am being "sacked?" I'm taking my war criminal vest and waffen ss memorabilia off my desk and back home. Nothing bad will come of this.

Born in the Eighties 372: Context Within

Wed, 13 Nov 2019 02:09:10 +0000

TJ remembers days of yooper past and plays some old xbox games, Jon has a broken turntable, and Matt is just about burnt out on WoW Classic. Sounds awful? Don't worry, there is context within.

Born in the Eighties 371: Anime was a Mistake

Sun, 03 Nov 2019 17:16:40 +0000

Guys, anime is uhhh problematic. There are some things we need to talk about. Jon rants about anime, Matt pushes to get max level in world of warcraft, TJ recants a previous medical episode, and we all get into some weird science.

Born in the Eighties 370: Death at Disney

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 03:38:50 +0000

Jon rants about Downsizing for the 2nd week in a row, TJ ponders an AITA, and tries to better the world, and all Matt wants to be is a Star Wars Boi

Born in the Eighties 369: The Incompetent Deckhand

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 03:04:48 +0000

Hoo boy, this is a doozy, this is the sex number episode! You know Jon brought some spicy Reddit relationships stories. Matt continues to be addicted to world of warcraft classic, and TJ has a story about dealing with choosy beggars,

Born in the Eighties 368: Cancel Cancel Culture

Thu, 26 Sep 2019 02:36:39 +0000

Hoo boy, we are gonna get cancelled for this one. Jon rants about cancelling people and anime, Matt is addicted to World of Warcraft, Spanky is tired of the alliance, and TJ is overjoyed with joycon drift and SNES games on the Switch!

Born in the Eighties 367: Iranian Yogurt

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 16:53:14 +0000

We podcast live from Ratchet in World of Warcraft: Classic! Jon tries to herd the group together, Matt discusses liquor bottles as art, TJ brings the egg knowledge, and Spanky wants a buff grandma.

Born in the Eighties 366: Annoying Pickles

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:16:05 +0000

The boys talk WoW Classic, our poopsocking strategies, and much more. Jon also brings a new segment, small town reviews, which isn't shameless stolen from someone else. Matt is a Thirsty Whale, Spanky is a polecat, and TJ is a Minoquabat!

Born in the Eighties 365: Dean is my Waifu

Mon, 02 Sep 2019 02:40:11 +0000

The boys talk about Amazon's the boys, Spanky has some thoughts on Evangelion, Jon struggles to defend anime, and Matt chooses his Supernatural Waifu. In the end, all we want is Peanut butter cups.

Born in the Eighties 364: Not in Front of My Mural!

Thu, 22 Aug 2019 02:58:29 +0000

Jon starts things off with some small town google reviews, and the gang ponders google maps and area 51. Tj and Matt weigh in on some relationship questions, and we all know that if you are going to film in front of the mural, you should at least tell me about it.

Born in the Eighties 363: Little Timmy

Fri, 16 Aug 2019 03:16:27 +0000

Please talk to little Timmy, he is a member of the family. It doesn't matter that he is stuffed, or that he is a mouse, he is your brother in law, and you MUST RESPECT TIMMY!

Born in the Eighties 362: The Real McU

Sat, 03 Aug 2019 17:17:32 +0000

This is a Jon-less affair. Matt hosts a rollickin' sode where topics range from 80's movie sequels and remakes, to the McDonald's cinematic universe. TJ has an AITA quandary, and Spanky joins for the episode.

Born in the Eighties 361: The Opposite of ASMR

Sat, 27 Jul 2019 17:12:44 +0000

This episode starts off heavy as TJ recounts a harrowing experience at work. Matt continues to play world of warcraft "classic" and Jon starts a new MMO addiction of the final fantasy variety. Tune in to experience the opposite of that pleasant tingling feeling, that is the Born in the Eighties promise!

Born in the Eighties 360: Clink Clink Clink

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 03:35:09 +0000

Matt drinks beer, Jon rants about Evangelion, and TJ brings a whopper of a doozy to the show. Clink away and drop those coins into a bucket in private, don't wake your family please.

Born in the Eighties 359: Modified Caulk Machine

Sat, 06 Jul 2019 19:24:59 +0000

This week Matt chats about Vanilla World of Warcraft, Jon boards the reddit "ship" to make you feel better about your personal lives, and TJ finds a new subreddit for us. Thanks, I hate it!

Born in the Eighties 358: Heated Brexit Moment

Sun, 23 Jun 2019 01:20:51 +0000

TJ is sampling sodas of the diet variety, Matt is playing a video game from 2005, and Jon is bringing tales of brexit mishaps and sociopathic significant others. Also, E3 Happened, I guess.

Born in the Eighties 357: The Scatman

Tue, 11 Jun 2019 01:46:49 +0000

Matt keeps it WoW classic, TJ wonders if he is the asshole, and Jon brings some reddit ships to make us all feel better about ourselves. That, and a lot of scat talk.

Born in the Eighties 356: Racism is Solved!

Tue, 04 Jun 2019 02:05:07 +0000

TJ finds an interesting new subreddit, Jon attempts to solve racism, and Matt gets pro - biotic. Also, Classic World of Warcraft is taking over all of our lives.

Born in the Eighties 355: Brutally Excommunicated

Sun, 26 May 2019 21:12:23 +0000

We chat about skeezy beauty and gaming #youtube content creators. TJ is back on the Pokemon Go train, and Matt wants to hop in that boxcar. Jon rants about Call of Duty Black Ops 4, and ponders the new addiction that will be WoW Classic.

Born in the Eighties 354: Watermelon Eyes

Sun, 12 May 2019 21:10:33 +0000

The NBA Finals are approaching, so Jon wants to break down the remaining mascots. TJ has a bone to pick with some corporate twitter accounts, and Matt has seen the Endgame, and is ready to spoil it.

Born in the Eighties 353: Deprising

Sat, 04 May 2019 18:17:48 +0000

Depressing, surprising, surprisingly depressing... That is what deprising is all about. 2019 in a nutshell. TJ demos Nintendo's Labo VR. Jon rants about rich people again, and we discuss Disney live action movies, Coco, Avatar, spying sisters, and dating age gaps. It is all very... deprising.

Born in the Eighties 352: I'm a Predator

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 01:11:18 +0000

Jon pines for multiplayer FPS gaming of ages past, Matt gets spooky on an alpha midnight ghost hunt, and TJ trains in the dojo of Cobra Kai. We also deal with a bragging date in this week's answers section.

Born in the Eighties 351: Plating Karen

Sun, 14 Apr 2019 23:16:52 +0000

After falling down the feed of a low key Korean Frozen tumblr fetish account, the guys decide to record a podcast. TJ shares some ramen hacks, Matt watched Hereditary, and Jon has a bad theater experience watching US. Get plating, and watch out for Karen, she'll tell your manager.

Born in the Eighties 350: Opossum Oproblem

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 21:09:19 +0000

Jon goes car shopping, TJ dreams of anime food wars, Matt has problems with #brands there are anime music video sites, and opossums having oproblems!

Born in the Eighties 349: Cameo

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 03:36:34 +0000

How much would you pay for a cameo? Matt discovers the terrible wonders of Cameo, TJ fails at speedrunning, and Jon dishes out some vegan facts.

Born in the Eighties 348: Smashing Bae's Junk

Sun, 24 Mar 2019 20:34:29 +0000

Jon reads a cancerous press release, TJ becomes a paperclip piling powerhouse, and Matt gets all up in the disappointing Virtual Bart. We talk furry terminology, eighth grade, james gunn, and so much more.

Born in the Eighties 347: TJ's Tooth Talez

Fri, 15 Mar 2019 02:35:37 +0000

Tj's got some tales of tooth trouble, Jon is excited about buying power equipment and flipping virtual houses. Matt is just ape-ing out everywhere, and we all talk twitch tactics.

Born in the Eighties 346: Swole-shi

Fri, 08 Mar 2019 02:49:38 +0000

Jon is knee deep in BLOPS4, TJ is excited at a new pokemon game, and Matt just has to criticize everything Jon has ever done. We walk down the history of Born in the Eighties, and look at some B.S. podcasting services. Please spread the word, share quotable clips, and work that SEO.

Born in the Eighties 345: The Jorts Tree

Thu, 28 Feb 2019 03:54:08 +0000

TJ just can't get enough of them Jorts, Matt remembers a tour of Green Day past, and Jon buys more movie posters. Rocko's Modern Life, Black Ops 4, and blindfolded Rhythm Heaven, along with the return of a fan favorite game!

Born in the Eighties 344: Broken by the Internet

Fri, 22 Feb 2019 03:29:25 +0000

Jon falls into the depths of the internet again, and a macabre game is played. TJ is T-spinning through the new Nintendo news, and Matt is thinking of the wrong kind of bum fight.

Born in the Eighties 343: The Road to El Dorado

Sun, 17 Feb 2019 21:25:55 +0000

Jon rants about capture equipment costs, TJ schools everyone on tax law, and Matt has some news about a new VR game. We all assist a hapless soul with probably the worst relationship ever. Macklemore sucks, there, I said it.

Born in the Eighties 342: Mickey Quickie

Mon, 11 Feb 2019 03:28:17 +0000

We do a Mickey Quickie on Kingdom Hearts 3, Jon talks about Konosuba, Matt watches Solo, we are joined by Spanky from the while away podcast, we uncover some deep lore on Goofy's Italian Wife during TJ's BITE Answers segment.

Born in the Eighties 341: A Beautiful Autumn Leaf

Sat, 02 Feb 2019 16:54:30 +0000

Matt, TJ, and Jon find out what Kingdom Hearts characters they are. #Hackthemenu returns with online ordering tips. Jon plays Slay the Spire, and we try to help a lady with some attention in a gym.

Born in the Eighties 340: With Cole Watson!

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 03:55:18 +0000

This week we are joined by very special guest and well known voice you've heard while browsing a Gamestop, Cole Watson! Quizbot returns to grill our guest, and topics range from the animated abomination of the Rapsittee Street Kids to Chompette and how to actually land IN the friend zone.

Born in the Eighties 339: Giant VR Women

Sat, 19 Jan 2019 22:18:25 +0000

Get those fortnite dancing and dabbing hours in while they are still legal! Check out the Epic Games store, and old game show re-runs on Netflix. Matt sees a Poppins return, Jon plays "Bandersnatch" and TJ has some Nintendo Switch Online rumors. Beware the giant VR women, and tune in today!

Born in the Eighties 338: Subs get Snaps

Fri, 11 Jan 2019 04:33:42 +0000

Turn on "Big Button Mode" and listen in to this week's episode! We talk of twinks, smurfing and MMO's of days gone bye. We also learn of wizarding plumbing problems, and high school dating stories. Make sure to subscribe, subs get snapchat!

Born in the Eighties 337: Eat the Rich

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 03:03:01 +0000

John Mcafee is tweeting about whales, millennials are fake selling out on Instagram, teens are red pilling themselves in high school, and everybody is poor. Eat the Rich, Happy 2019.

Born in the Eighties 336: Rewind Time

Sat, 22 Dec 2018 19:40:49 +0000

It is time to rewind for 2018. We don't know anyone on youtube at all, Jon has opinions on the Netflix Evangelion redub, TJ is no-stop smashing brothers, and Matt is still taking those country roads in Fallout 76. Thank the bus driver, and Merry Christmas.

Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible 2018

Thu, 13 Dec 2018 02:15:05 +0000

You thought 2017 was terrible? Let me tell you about a little year called 2018! Jon and Matt are joined by Kirsten and Lauren to watch Netflix's own "A Christmas Prince". It is pretty bad, it has spina bifida, a very old mom, and some sick fake news journalism takes. Pop some muscle relaxers, crack some nog, and listen in.

Born in the Eighties 335: Kinda Skeezy

Sat, 08 Dec 2018 21:23:08 +0000

This episode is full of many things kind of skeezy. NSFW Tumblr blogs, Fallout 76, Yahoo Answers, and much more. Join the skeeze, be the skeeze.

Born in the Eighties 334: The Sodamelier

Sun, 02 Dec 2018 01:23:55 +0000

TJ will be your sodamelier this evening. Can I suggest the Mtn. Dew Ice as a fine pairing with your Evangelion on Netflix watching experience? To deal with the news of Nintendo's settlement with the ROM websites, may I suggest a vintage Pepsi Holiday Spice? For dealing with a broken Blue Yeti Mic mid-recording, you'll need some of the strong stuff, can I suggest an imported Filipino Pepsi Blue?

Born in the Eighties 333: Hot Pocket

Sun, 25 Nov 2018 15:14:52 +0000

Jon recounts a youthful indiscretion, TJ details a "hot pocket" situation, Matt becomes un-muffled, and we all take a trip into seduction-land. Grab your gofundme scam money and come along for the ride!

Born in the Eighties 332: Snitches get Stitches

Sun, 18 Nov 2018 19:42:49 +0000

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb, In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
- Nickleback

Born in the Eighties 331: The Fall of Video Games 2018

Sun, 11 Nov 2018 03:36:01 +0000

TJ is busy hocking a Pachinko machine, while Jon and Matt play 2018's latest games! Fallout 76 and Red Dead Redemption 2. Get your Blizzcon and Playstation Classic takes here as well.

Born in the Eighties 330: The Good Doctor

Sat, 03 Nov 2018 17:01:43 +0000

Come visit the Good Doctor, have a potion! Don't ask what is in the potion! Just drink it! Don't buy a UV light to inspect your carpets when you have a puppy! Don't go on nextdoor.com Visit the Good Doctor, TRUST THE GOOD DOCTOR

Born in the Eighties 329: H T T P Colon Slash Slash

Sun, 28 Oct 2018 16:08:27 +0000

What is that URL again? Matt plays serial cleaner, TJ is an Iphone doctor, and Jon laments a split in anime providers. Since it is a spooky Halloween episode that was totally planned, we talk about terrifying prions and missing skulls! Good luck sleeping now, Happy Halloween.

Born in the Eighties 328: Psycho Hose Beast

Sat, 20 Oct 2018 18:18:36 +0000

Battle Psycho hose beasts, the viet cong, and climate change! Matt has a preview of Fallout 76, TJ's world ends with you, and Jon is in the jungles of 'nam in Rising Storm 2. Cut through the youtube copyright bs and bag your leaves! Listen to BITE today!

Born in the Eighties 327 - Intact Tomcat

Sun, 14 Oct 2018 21:15:40 +0000

Jon is now the ace of spays, as his lil pup went through her surgery. Matt is looking at eye-mouthed frogs, and playing PS4 games for the first time. TJ continues to ponder his employment, and the labor market in general as he prepares to fix some iphones himself. Drink your LaCroix now, and listen to a true story that happened, all this week on Born in the Eighties.

Born in the Eighties 326: Bowsette's Assets

Sat, 06 Oct 2018 01:58:23 +0000

Bowsette has got it goin' on. For some reason talk of Mario morphs into talk of italian food. We give more advice to the woebegone Yahoo answers crowd, and Jon details a car pranking scheme. TJ talks about pee goats, and Matt learns about how awesome drinking turpentine is. Lock your chompette in her kennel and listen to this episode RIGHT NOW!

Born in the Eighties 325: To X or Not to X

Sun, 30 Sep 2018 21:44:05 +0000

Jon feels guilty for flaking on a friend, TJ is employed, and Matt has completed his podcast homework. We discuss ancient walmart finds, chainsaw usage, west of loathing, nextdoor posts, mosquitos going crazy, and haunted nursery rhyme music. TJ also starts up a new relationship advice answers section, all that and more un-safety advice this week!

Born in the Eighties 324: Insider Deli Knowledge

Tue, 18 Sep 2018 03:23:48 +0000

TJ completes a lengthy quest on Twitch. Jon brings back an old segment, and tasks his co-hosts with homework assignments. NBA 2k19 is played, Matt's sleep schedule is tested, and Jon is a puppy dad. Warm up the hot stove, take off your pants in front of strangers and tune in now!

Born in the Eighties 323: SPORTS

Thu, 13 Sep 2018 02:10:59 +0000

This week we talk about sports. Jon is having a football related meltdown, and Matt has sampled one of the greatest children's sports movies of all time. We look through the massive amount of children's sports movies of the mid 90's, and talk about NBA 2k19 monetization, TJ's job hunt, and we hear some stories of things that actually happened on reddit.

Born in the Eighties 322: The Land of Ice and Dongs

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 00:58:43 +0000

Matt has returned from Iceland, with many stories from the land of the penis museum and Robbie Rotten. TJ counts down the most toxic fanbases, Jon watches liveleak live, and we visit his neighborhood. Also, beware of white supremacist mario, he is a bad egg.

Born in the Eighties 321: Meters "Tails" per second

Thu, 23 Aug 2018 03:11:39 +0000

Spanky and Euan from the "While Away" podcast join TJ and I for a Mattless episode of this show. We talk casinos, memes, teen titans, emulators, kingdom hearts, disenchantment, cloak and dagger, and a Penguin's Memory. Plenty to unpack there.

Born in the Eighties 320: Garfield's Cloaca

Sun, 19 Aug 2018 23:19:34 +0000

Tallywhacker, donger, bait and tackle, twig and berries, johnsons, units, dingle-dang, schlong ... the internet is full of them. TJ has seen too much. Airshow disasters, Iceland, and old sears catalogs, this episode is chock full with all of the above.

Born in the Eighties 319: Mission Creep

Thu, 09 Aug 2018 02:10:00 +0000

We decide it is time to #cancelwhitepeople and #freetj This week's free-wheelin -sode discusses quitting retail, racism, tanacon, shifty labor propositions, mission creep, weddings, card quest, and things that definitely actually happened.

Born in the Eighties 318: The Fingertip Grip

Thu, 02 Aug 2018 02:32:06 +0000

Jon has a new mouse, and a new dog. Things are pretty crazy. TJ has his car broken in to, and he breaks in to a new anime series. Matt is deep into gaming with his new controller, and has some thoughts on Hollow Knight. Get your Sears Wishbook out, and listen to this week's Born in the Eighties.

Born in the Eighties 317: Puppy Problems

Wed, 25 Jul 2018 01:58:37 +0000

TJ is in pain, Matt is making music and pondering fish farts, and Jon has a new puppy and is very tired. Don't let a cloud eat you, don't James Gunn yourself, delete twitter and support your public library!

Born in the Eighties 316: The Maltese TJ

Thu, 19 Jul 2018 02:50:30 +0000

We revisit a classic, condemn Twitter to death, play Hollow Knight, purchase controllers, and say goodbye to loved ones... all in one action packed episode.

Born in the Eighties 315: Scrub This!

Sat, 14 Jul 2018 20:10:51 +0000

In the age of online shaming and social media, we need to make sure we are squeaky clean, and free of anime, because it is 100% bad.... mostly.

Born in the Eighties 314: A Good Organ

Sun, 01 Jul 2018 03:33:34 +0000

Jon is full of SCIENCE this week. Matt is just looking for a good organ, and TJ is working out the math on this Pi edition of the podcast.

Born in the Eighties 313: E3 2018!!!

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 04:52:02 +0000

The boys try to piece together something to be excited about at this year's e3.

Born in the Eighties 312: E3 2018 Predictacast

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:35:50 +0000

Here are our E3 rumors and predictions. How well did we do? Not well at all. Enjoy E3 2018, and check back next week for our reactions to all of the gaming news of E3 2018!!!

Born in the Eighties 311: Tandem Ureters

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 02:59:42 +0000

Jon had a bachelor party and got married. Matt was a partyboy, TJ passed a difficult challenge, and we all have our social norms questioned. Back from a wedding hiatus, BITE IS BACK

Bachelor from the Eighties: Too Drunk to Care

Tue, 29 May 2018 21:19:55 +0000

Jon is getting married. Time to talk about manly things. There are a brave few of us trying to keep this thing on the rails. Jon and Lantz are not those people, join us for this very special episode.

Born in the Eighties 310: Subs vs Dubs

Tue, 15 May 2018 03:30:45 +0000

Someone bought a new game gear game in 2018, Jon has a Virtual Boy, we all suck at Fortnite, your DNA is for sale, and the eternal battle of subs vs dubs rages on... strong as ever.

Born in the Eighties 309: Too Many Turtles

Fri, 04 May 2018 03:01:05 +0000

Seriously, there are like 6 different versions of the turtles in media. And no matter how many times you reboot the series, Raphael is still a tool. How can you be angry about everything all of the time? Most people plunged in radioactive waste end up dying of lymphoma. Sheesh, talk about hard to please.

Born in the Eighties 308: That Happened!

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 02:36:43 +0000

Everything you read on the internet is true! That REALLY happened! Reddit wouldn't lie to you? 360 video is not VR Porn! Also, we go old school and trip the light nostalgic with Ready Player One and .hack PS2 games.

Born in the Eighties 307: Meals on Wheels and Chill

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 01:54:24 +0000

I've had enough with these meme wars! I just want to play Minecraft with TJ! We attempt to solve some relationship problems in dead bedrooms, and we come up with an ingenious solution to the incel problem.

Born in the Eighties 306 - TJ's Magical Helper

Thu, 12 Apr 2018 22:25:53 +0000

Jon is moving on up! To the East side! To a deluxe home... on the street... TJ cannot remember a magical helper movie, with money rain maybe? Also, we learn that all of our favorite things were advertisements... Also, the Pagemaster was a movie that happened.

Born in the Eighties 305 - Beyond Cosby

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 04:04:19 +0000

We find out what goes beyond Cosby. Is it more bowels of reddit? Video chat hijinks? Superhot VR? Canadian Monsters? Tunak Tune in to find out!

Born in the Eighties 304: Too Hot for Twitch Two

Sun, 18 Mar 2018 23:29:42 +0000

Got some e-surance rule 34 for you right here. Strap on your sword of choice, and don your cowboy hat, as we plumb the bowels of reddit, hunt monsters, ogle octopi, and generally give up on life in general

Born in the Eighties 303: Schrödinger's Cat With Women

Tue, 13 Mar 2018 02:04:43 +0000

We chat about steamed hams, blood transfusions, MGTOW, animal testing, home buying, Dropmix, and One Punch Man. Help us perform the Schrödinger's cat experiment, but with women, in this weeks "The Bowels of Reddit"

Born in the Eighties 302: Kingdom Hearts & Taxes

Sun, 04 Mar 2018 22:31:17 +0000

Which is more complicated? Understanding the tax code, or the storyline of the Kingdom Hearts games? Only 2 things are certain in life, Sora and Taxes.

Born in the Eighties 301: Learn 2 Troll

Sun, 18 Feb 2018 03:41:02 +0000

Jon continues his house hunt and begins a monster hunt, TJ is all alone in a snowy house, and Matt has a paradox, of the Cloverfield variety. Will someone please send nudes, and can we all agree to stop idolizing subjects of memes?

Born in the Eighties 300: Tree Talk

Sun, 11 Feb 2018 22:30:33 +0000

In this supersized 300th episode, we lose TJ to technical issues, share podcasting tips, discuss fake followers, Jon talks about trees for 40 minutes, and Matt brings back the Melissophilia minute. Spartans! Prepare for Episode 300!

Born in the Eighties 299: The Worst Thing Ever

Fri, 02 Feb 2018 04:29:28 +0000

TJ hacks the menu with taco bell's nacho fries, Matt rants about the wedding industrial complex, Jon begins his home search, and we find the worst milkshake duck ever. All that plus Chinese memes, nerd metal, shrimp whoppers and the Gorilla Channel.

Born in the Eighties 298: 2017 Games of the Year

Sat, 27 Jan 2018 23:10:12 +0000

This is a LOOOOOONG one. Jon runs down his top 10 games of the year, and TJ and Matt share their favorite games. We take a look ahead to 2018, and share a Milkshake Duck of the week!

Born in the Eighties 297: Racist Knuckles

Fri, 19 Jan 2018 03:49:37 +0000

Relive your "All That" fandom on this episode. Joined by Spanky and Euan, formerly known as KewlGames Inc Vancouver, the gang discusses the Citizen Kane of Dark Souls, racist knuckles in VR Chat, and popular phone alarm songs.

Born in the Eighties 296: Fake Nudes

Thu, 11 Jan 2018 23:22:00 +0000

Tj wants to remember the internet of the past. Jon plumbs the bowels of reddit, and finds the Milkshake duck of the week. Matt remembers a Star Wars Galaxy of old...

Born in the Eighties 295: Moar like SJW Wars AMIRITE?

Sun, 07 Jan 2018 02:13:29 +0000

In this episode, Jon, Adam, Matt, and TJ chat about "The Last Jedi" for nearly 50 minutes. Skip ahead to 51 minutes to avoid spoilers. Jon talks about Nier Automata, Adam has been Assassin's creeding, TJ has been surviving retail hell and Matt is checking out the new VR titles.

Born in the Eighties 294: Sugar Grannies

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 03:42:25 +0000

TJ and his clan are infected, Matt plays a trivia game, and Jon enters the world of pick up artists. Also, realdolls are hella expensive, better get your Sugar Granny to make it rain.

Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible 2017

Wed, 20 Dec 2017 04:24:57 +0000

2017 has been a terrible year! It is time to have a terrible Christmas! We watch the Vince Vaughn Vanity Vehicle - Fred Claus. This movie opens with Kathy Bates giving birth to the largest baby ever, and stars Kevin Spacey creepily stalking around a bunch of short men.

Born in the Eighties 293: Study Your Sleep Jon

Fri, 15 Dec 2017 18:15:50 +0000

Jon participates in a sleep study, Matt watches Ladybird, TJ dishes on Patreon's update, and we all attempt to pronounce Saoirse correctly.

Born in the Eighties 292: Sweet Wolf Jacket

Sat, 09 Dec 2017 23:03:32 +0000

Matt and Jon are varying levels of impressed by Pocket Camp, TJ is a video golf champion, and we all are mystified by the ways of the reddit pick up artist community. Boo to lootboxes and multiplayer only games! Hooray for Napoleonic meme combat!

Art by Megalomaniacaly on Deviant Art

Born in the Eighties 291: KewlGames Inc Vancouver

Sat, 25 Nov 2017 18:47:04 +0000

Spanky and Euan from the Kewlgames Inc Vancouver podcast join us as guests in this special episode. Spanky hates games, Euan loves Godzilla, and Quizbot makes his triumphant return.

Born in the Eighties 290: Female Humanoid Organisms

Fri, 17 Nov 2017 02:21:26 +0000

Lets light a candle for the best worst community of reddit r/incels, which has ceased to exists. The chads won people... the chads won. Also, PLAY DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB, IT IS FREE!!!!

Born in the Eighties 289: Busty Friends 4

Tue, 07 Nov 2017 03:52:29 +0000

We talk about lesser known cults, Japanese Pizza Hut Menu items, Jon's resemblance to the serial killer on Mindhunter, and so much more. Cookiepuss is in your NIGHTMARES!

Born in the Eighties 288: Short Pump Virginia

Fri, 03 Nov 2017 02:23:05 +0000

Jon recreates his twitter account into something beautiful. TJ discusses the great movie robots, and Matt finds a new podcast to like, and a new town for Jon to live in.

Born in the Eighties 287: I'm Orcin' Here!

Fri, 20 Oct 2017 00:55:47 +0000

Orcin' in New York in this new episode. We talk SNES Classics, Shadow of War, Battlefront 2, and Hack the Menu.

Born in the Eighties 286: Shown of the Dead

Sat, 14 Oct 2017 22:31:20 +0000

TJ finds a list of real authentic baseball player names, Matt is into Synthesizers, and Jon introduces a new podcast game, Five Faves....

Born in the Eighties 285: The SNES Clapocalypse

Sun, 08 Oct 2017 19:49:19 +0000

Tj and Jon tell tales of their battle on the front lines of the SNES Classic launch. Matt plays Shadow of War mobile, and we delve back into the bowels of reddit, and Jon brings everyone down with him.

Born in the Eighties 284: Every Potty is a Squatty

Sat, 30 Sep 2017 23:27:45 +0000

We again visit the bowels of reddit, Adam extolls the virtues of the cougs, TJ educates on r/nofap and Matt becomes a Trudy Tective.

Born in the Eighties 283: A Glitch in the Simulation

Tue, 26 Sep 2017 02:27:58 +0000

This world is Elon Musk's simulation and we are just livin' in it.

Born in the Eighties 282: The Deep V Club

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 00:39:58 +0000

Matt is IT, Jon rants about Equifax, and TJ meets his destiny.. 2. Also Pewdiepie said the n word, so that is the world we live in now. Get ready for a heated podcast moment!

Born in the Eighties 281: Getting Corncobbed

Tue, 12 Sep 2017 03:23:05 +0000

TJ regales us with his tales of the Gamestop Expo, Matt learns about competitive tickling, and Jon gives a lesson on Twitterati lingo.

Born in the Eighties 280: #RealWomenHaveTentacles

Thu, 31 Aug 2017 01:56:53 +0000

The SNES classic preorder nonsense happened. Did any of us get one? What lengths did Jon go to, to get one? How many hours can a scantily clad woman stream dancing on twitch? Will the reddit boxing streams hold out all night? Find out, in this episode!

Born in the Eighties 279: Gambling all of Dad's Bitcoins

Thu, 24 Aug 2017 03:02:56 +0000

We get serious a bit, before talking about the funniest words ever, as proven by science. We visit the bowels of reddit and talk PUBG stats.

Born in the Eighties 278: Condiment Cousins

Thu, 17 Aug 2017 02:30:45 +0000

What is Mayo's southern cousin? We are afraid of nukes and WWII Imax movies. Matt's magikarp grows, and TJ is playin' portables.

Born in the Eighties 277: We Get Raided

Fri, 11 Aug 2017 20:01:51 +0000

I guess Twitch raiding is a thing. And boy do those teens love posting Nazi stuff.

Born in the Eighties 276: Gettin' 'Pilled

Thu, 03 Aug 2017 03:33:00 +0000

WARNING: LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST WILL CAUSE YOU TO BE 'PILLED!!! Symptoms include, pizza conspiracies, nes classic edition conspiracies, vegan conspiracies, and dating vampires. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Born in the Eighties 275: This Amazing Surgery!

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 04:11:45 +0000

TJ is stuck on location preppin hawt comic-con merch, Matt ponders the future of VR, and Jon chows down on some Korean cookies. AR translation apps are awesome, and the weird reddit incel community stars in this week's "The Bowels of Reddit" section.

Born in the Eighties 274: Gas Station Grifter

Fri, 21 Jul 2017 02:11:23 +0000

Listen in to hear the tales of the HAWT GRIFTING ACTION. Face mites eat sleep and bone on your face, and there is nothing you can do about it. TJ becomes a Hyrule Warrior, and Matt dishes on Spiderman and Castlevania on Netflix

Born in the Eighties 273: I wanna be Kid Vid!

Thu, 13 Jul 2017 03:31:54 +0000

Kid Vid was pretty rad. Sad to hear he is part of the alt-right now. Jaws and Wheeler were really broken up about it. I am really glad J.D. is no longer with us, because he doesn't have to see this hatred. SMH. Please subscribe to my BK Kids Club fanzine, and support my BK Kids Club OC "Danger" Pls do not steal.

Born in the Eighties 272: Classic, Nintendo

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 02:08:59 +0000

The SNES classic is upon us. Will TJ be able to live through it? Matt is killing many orcs, and Jon is wondering about a certain woman.

Born in the Eighties 271: Buzzed Tweeting is Drunk Tweeting

Thu, 29 Jun 2017 03:54:07 +0000

Everyone is live in the house, Lantz has hot olsen twins takes, TJ has twitch problems, Matt is chillin', Harvey Keitel is talkin to Jesus, and Jon is just trying to keep things on the rails. Remember, tweet responsibly.

Born in the Eighties 270: E3 2017 Recap

Thu, 22 Jun 2017 03:51:27 +0000

Mario is seriously up to some weird shizz. Yes that guy slid down a pyramid, and things are expensive in the future.

Born in the Eighties 269: E3 2017, Wrong Predictions Only

Thu, 15 Jun 2017 03:24:50 +0000

This is our e3 preview podcast we recorded the week before e3. Join us and imagine an e3 2017 that could have happened. We were wrong, bigly wrong.

Born in the Eighties 268: Talkin' Bout My Generation

Sat, 10 Jun 2017 16:51:45 +0000

Kids these days.. what are we going to do? Playin' Magikarp games on their phones, spilling fluids on Tony Hawk Ride boards, playing dumb sound effects. This is truly the worst generation.

Born in the Eighties 267: Knuckles the Enchilada

Thu, 01 Jun 2017 02:37:58 +0000

Those tall ladies got Jon thinkin... Bad Sonic Fanfic is read, TJ's love of fidget spinners are discussed, and Matt is sitting scared in the bathroom of an abandoned building clutching his UMP0 somewhere in Russia? Wherever PUBG takes place, I guess.. it is Russia right?

Born in the Eighties 266: Hip Hop Looney Tunes

Sun, 28 May 2017 19:27:37 +0000

Jon, Matt and TJ talk about the movies of the summer! But, before that, they find their favorite not quite properly licensed looney tunes shirts.

Born in the Eighties 265: Walking on Sunshine

Sat, 20 May 2017 01:39:00 +0000

We chat about our various sleeping strategies, TJ grabs a computer dust to trip the light fantastic, and Matt is tentatively excited about the Owlchemy labs purchase by google.

Born in the Eighties 264: Papa T's Honey Bees

Thu, 11 May 2017 02:28:14 +0000

More Melissaphilia minute! TJ brings us all down on his birthday, reminding us that death is all around us. Matt experiences the new MST3K season, and Jon rants about the Fyre festival for a bit. TJ also introduces our Patreon backed feature, the "Rom of the Month" Club.

Born in the Eighties 263: Meet the Meat-Bots

Sat, 06 May 2017 21:14:38 +0000

Broken glass covered floors, clean meat covered robots, loot boxes oh my! Welcome our flesh covered metallic overlords.

Born in the Eighties 262: Rex Ronan, Experimental Surgeon

Sun, 30 Apr 2017 21:39:19 +0000

Have you played the best SNES game of all time? Ready to get your experimental surgery on? "Switch" on this podcast to hear us complain about the NES Classic, the CS:GO community and much more. Matt lives, dies, then repeats, and TJ is all about that ice cream party!

Born in the Eighties 261: What Are the Young People Into?

Sun, 23 Apr 2017 05:51:10 +0000

We are all old. Jon's back is disintegrating, TJ is yelling at cables, and Matt is pondering grown up things in podcast for adults. We say a bittersweet goodbye to the NES Classic Edition, we hardly knew ye.. wait.. we didn't knew ye at all... Hello fellow kids! Snapchat! Dabbing! Bottle Flips! We are with it! Right?

Born in the Eighties 260: Final Chapter 2.8 Prologue ReMix

Sat, 15 Apr 2017 22:13:16 +0000

Babs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Natalie Dormer.. all in the same google image results search... What a time to be alive.

Born in the Eighties 259: Notch Needs a Friend

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 02:10:54 +0000

Notch! We will be your friends. Feel free to call us any time. I would love a go on that candy room that you have in your house. I wonder if he is a good speller? TJ certainly was. Don't get scammed by Scamazon prime. We say goodbye to Palmer, and discuss a top secret project.

Born in the Eighties 258: The Fruit Stripe Man

Thu, 30 Mar 2017 03:09:53 +0000

Come on and join the discarded mascots with us! We take a trip down nostalgia lane, get warmed up for a show, talk about the House on the Rock, Aquaman, Destiny 2, and a heck of a dang lot more. Hop on the Fruit Stripe Man's moped and tune on in!

Born in the Eighties 257: Enter the Echo Chamber

Thu, 23 Mar 2017 04:41:35 +0000

Can we just stop saying stupid things on the internet echo chamber? Matt eats some gross new oreos, and the guys discuss their fave flaves. We chat about the new Werewolf-man film and old Disney Channel cartoons. Rescue Rangers Rule 34 INDEED!

Born in the Eighties 256: The Nut Cast

Thu, 16 Mar 2017 03:37:58 +0000

You want to talk about Nuts? We get Nuts.

Born in the Eighties 255: Joycon 2 Joycon

Thu, 09 Mar 2017 05:14:06 +0000

The Nintendo Switch came out, and because the game cards specifically have some sort of bittering agent on them, we absolutely had to lick them. And then lick everything.. Joycon to Joycon. This podcast is banned in 37 countries. Robots will care for us when we are old, McDonald's says "Fuck it", and so much more.

Born in the Eighties 254: The Pop-tart Gourmet

Thu, 02 Mar 2017 05:08:17 +0000

Jon decides to relieve the glory days of 2008-2009 of Rock Band gaming, TJ prepares to "Switch" to Nintendo's new console, and Matt finds a classy joint that makes pop-tarts into haute cuisine.

Born in the Eighties 253: Too Hot for Twitch

Thu, 23 Feb 2017 04:47:57 +0000

Just.. too many dongs. Yandere Simulator, Pewdiepie, the ACLU bundles, Avatar and Korra. So much controversy, too much for Twitch to handle.

Born in the Eighties 252: Sorry Luigi

Tue, 14 Feb 2017 03:53:16 +0000

Sorry Luigi... Dr. Who is shaking up the cast, and Adam Matt and Jon remember the scariest Dr. Who baddies. Jon is thinking about getting into doomsday preppin, Adam joins a virtual japanese boyband for a road trip, Matt dreams of a brighter future, we talk to Koozie for a bit, and Adam reminisces of wrestling days gone by.

Born in the Eighties 251: Technically Difficult

Tue, 07 Feb 2017 04:17:49 +0000

Boy, did we have a lot of problems when recording this one. What survived the technical issues was more Taco Bell talk, Dragon Warrior streaming on Twitch, and UFO sightings in Chile. Enjoy. Be warned, this is a rough one.

Born in the Eighties 250: Melissaphilia

Thu, 26 Jan 2017 02:46:34 +0000

Let's talk about the Nintendo Switch, talking to bots, Twitch and Youtube drama, odd sexual fetishes, and a heck of a dang lot more. Melissaphilia is the hot new thang. Get your bee beards ready!

Born in the Eighties 249: New Donk City

Tue, 17 Jan 2017 04:20:57 +0000

When you walk the mean streets of New Donk City like I do, you learn one thing. That the Nintendo Switch is going to be out on March 3rd in the US, and cost 299 USD. You think you have what it takes to survive the mean streets of NDC? You better come prepared with a pro controller and a joy con charging dock! Tell em' pimp Bowser sent ya. Peace.

Born in the Eighties 248: The Hand Injury Hour

Thu, 12 Jan 2017 02:46:37 +0000

Jon, Matt, and TJ May or May Not would like you to most definitely not tweet #fucktheblacklash. Knock out two birds one cup by listening to this hot new 'sode. Topics include podcast advertising and monetization, VR, Nintendo Switch predictions, and all of the hand injury stories you can stomach!

Born in the Eighties 247: The Festival of Lit

Tue, 03 Jan 2017 21:19:08 +0000

Gird your Robo-colons, the festival of lit is upon us! Also, it is 2017 now! What does the future hold for VR? Will people perform social experiments on youtube for big dollars? Is this the year Black Mirror becomes truth? Welcome the future, 2017.

future,vr,robo,rogue one,social experiments,black mirror,retail,nerd suit,vive,rift,google earth,

Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible 2016

Fri, 23 Dec 2016 23:34:16 +0000

Here it is! We watch "The 12 Dates of Christmas" Starring Amy Smart and Mark Paul Gosselaar, which is a heck of a dang old name to pronounce. That guy was Screech from Happy Days right? Man.. what a movie this is. There is time traveling... I don't need to say much more. Merry Terrible Christmas.

Born in the Eighties 246: You Can Buy Anything on Amazon

Thu, 22 Dec 2016 04:43:31 +0000

Mario is now mobile! The boys discuss how to shower, and how to live with a massive amount of strep throat. You can't get this podcast delivered to you via drone yet... but that is the future!

Born in the Eighties 245: A Sterling Caulk Job

Tue, 13 Dec 2016 04:19:57 +0000

We are seriously 5 years old right now.

Born in the Eighties 244: Schemin and Scammin

Tue, 06 Dec 2016 03:41:11 +0000

2 brothers! Always up to something! Learn2stream in TJ's stream corner, listen to Jon finish 4 glasses of bourbon.. and progressively kill his liver cells while you listen. We also talk trailers from the game awards, and much more. Tune in!

Born in the Eighties 243: Hot Pokemoms

Thu, 01 Dec 2016 02:46:39 +0000

Hey, so.. Ash... your mom... what time do you leave for school? What is the deal with your dad? Is he around? Let me know the details of this situation...

pokemon,sun,moon,hot moms,ash,anime,team rocket,vive,minecraft,black friday,gamestop,no sleep,aspartame,beasts,fantastic

Born in the Eighties SPECIAL: Ghost Adventure at Willow Creek Farm

Sun, 27 Nov 2016 23:09:15 +0000

Jon, Matt, and Lauren (Jon's fiance) travel down to the historically haunted Willow Creek farm to meet with the owner, Al Kelchner. Enjoy.

Born in the Eighties 242: The Suicide Sauce

Tue, 22 Nov 2016 03:18:51 +0000

Mix all them sauces into one pot! You got a podcast brewin! We #hackthecafeteria and talk about lunches past. Jon has some Star Wars jerk-takes, and Matt is the anti-jerk. TJ eats cans like a goat or something. Fake news, nutella burgers, pokemon and Nintendo Switch, we got it all.

nutella,pizzaburger,nintendo switch,star wars,force awakens,cans,goat,suicide sauce,#hackthecafeteria,soft pretzel

Born in the Eighties 241: Spit on my Pants

Tue, 15 Nov 2016 03:43:50 +0000

Some big stuff happened this week. Jon was in the room where it happened. Adam got strange. Matt worked on some tunes, and TJ tries to cope with the new world of NES scalpers that we live in. Get your powdered drink packets ready for snorting! We got a Koozie Korner, train anecdotes, and so much more this week!

hamilton,chicago,nandos,train,strange,cumberbatch,marvel,skyrim,portal stories,nes classic,playstation,vue,sony,nintendo,skyrim,bethesda

Born in the Eighties 240: A Dyslexic's 420

Mon, 07 Nov 2016 23:12:38 +0000

Jon rants a lot in this episode, you have been warned. Rimworld, hot take articles, and so much more. Jon angry! We also talk about the new superdisease that is going to kill us all, and TJ is super sick. Doot Doot Doot Doooo! Also, since it is episode 240, err. 420.. I guess Adam is not going to be able to make it.

rimworld,rps,rock paper shotgun,instantcena,john cena,cubs,chicago,240, 420

Born in the Eighties 239: Creepy Cat Bowser Dance

Tue, 01 Nov 2016 03:21:40 +0000

The 300 FPS cat bowser dance is unsettling.. but I can't look away. Bowser don't care tho... Nintendo Switch chat, Rifftrax, ladies eating steak, bear meat, venison at arbys, and so much Waifu porn. Bowser don't care.

Born in the Eighties 238: The Underclean

Tue, 25 Oct 2016 02:11:45 +0000

You want that underclean? TJ wants that underclean. Buy a bidet. Matt plays tuber apps, and enjoys a headphone jack-less life. Jon is scared of a Blair Witch, and visits the battlefield of the war to end all wars. That and Pregnant Elsa gets Foot Surgery by Joker and Dancing Spiderman. SEO ON FLEEEEEEEK!

Born in the Eighties 237: The Legend of Zeldo

Tue, 18 Oct 2016 03:58:17 +0000

PSVR happened! Play the future of gaming! The Legend of Zeldo will be the next greatest hit game! Grab your trance vibrators, gird your power grids, don your costumes, over your watches, black your mirrors, and be too scared to ask out your high school crushes.

Born in the Eighties 236: Total Hedonism

Tue, 11 Oct 2016 01:56:39 +0000

Matt and Jon embrace the hedonism as they chat about Westworld. Palmer Luckey is kind of a dick, and we learn about a future on Mars. Eradicate those stink bugs, pre-load your Mafias, and don't be too stoned to listen to this.

Born in the Eighties 235: Complicated Garbage Trap

Tue, 04 Oct 2016 02:22:43 +0000

Jon and Adam reminisce about a trip to boulder, Matt attempts to keep his body ready for the singularity, and TJ attempts to live out his hoop dreams. Witcherin', lame superpowers, indestructable tardigrades, anime corner, koozie, and so much more jam packed into this week's edition of the BITEcast.

Born in the Eighties 234: I Like Pee Pee Township

Tue, 27 Sep 2016 02:52:37 +0000

Jon solves computergate 2.0 in time to play some Rimworld and goes through a rundown of America's lewdest town names. TJ has phone insurance, and advocates for the devil. Matt tracks his slumber and ponders the power of our new youtube heroes. I think we all need to take a trip on down to the ol' village of Dickshooter.

Born in the Eighties 233: Divergent Storylines

Tue, 20 Sep 2016 01:50:48 +0000

Yeah, nobody was really on point for this one. TJ was having connection issues, and got Jon re-addicted to flash games. Matt continues to click cookies, and research raptors that take down drones. Jon solves computergate 2.0 promptly and goes down the liveleak hole again.

Keywords:

trimps,cookie,flash games,kongregate,liveleak,metzen,warcraft,south park,star trek,whitewater summer,sean astin,kevin bacon,diego,tortoise,gamestop,anaheim

Born in the Eighties 232: The Danku Tree

Tue, 13 Sep 2016 02:01:13 +0000

The prodigal Hamm returns. Grab your Deku Tree shaped bongs and gather round! Jon's computer troubles escalate, Matt hates headphone jacks, TJ has been driven to the dark side by Jon, and Adam ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Born in the Eighties 231: My Hard Drive Died and Youtube is Live!

Mon, 05 Sep 2016 18:37:28 +0000

Jon's external HD has died! Hurrah! Also, we are recording on youtube live, which is beholden to #BigAds apparently. Nintendo announced some games for the 3ds, with the most Nintendo like limitations.

Born in the Eighties 230: Dedicated to their Craft

Mon, 29 Aug 2016 17:02:53 +0000

They really are dedicated to their craft. You have to give them that. #BeaBITER and listen to this week's episode. Matt explores the ocean of ABZU, Jon goes to horse island, and T.J. stands for Toejam (and Earl). Jon rants about poetry, and thing get a bit.. furry. #Hackthemenu #BITEPOWER

Born in the Eighties 229: Totally Rad Guide to North Korea

Tue, 23 Aug 2016 04:13:53 +0000

Have you been to the DPRK bro? It is totally rad, they got this bomb-ass waterpark, and some totes gnarls waves brah! They think my white guy dreds are funny looking? Who would have thought? I just want to show people the nice side of North Korea. Make surf not war bro!

Born in the Eighties 228: Giraffe is Trainable for War

Wed, 17 Aug 2016 01:07:20 +0000

Patch notes can be pretty important, TJ, Matt and Jon decide to go over Dwarf Fortress' most interesting ones. Crystal Pepsi tasting, stranger things, gas leaks, meme olympics and No Man's Sky. Also, ABSOLUTELY NO MORE AERIAL BIRTHS! Also, Jon will not suffer Brazilian Ignorance.

Born in the Eighties 227: Podcast Metastability Event

Tue, 09 Aug 2016 01:51:06 +0000

We, apparently, are all going to die. Come find out the horrible horrible ways the world will end. We get seriously Roland Emmerich up in here.

vacuum metastability,gamma ray burst,brain eating amoeba,black hole,supernova,flossing,mermaids

Born in the Eighties 226: #HacktheMenu

Tue, 02 Aug 2016 02:48:34 +0000

Disrupt your visit to Taco Bell, with these sikk menu hax. Maximize your food haulage bro! This podcast is totally not sponsored by Waunafest. Not at all.

comiccon,justice league,wonder woman,taco bell,mcdonalds,world of warcraft,burger king,mac and cheetos,demolition derby,waunafest,fairs,funnel cakes,corn dogs,marvel ultimate alliance,suicide squad,

Born in the Eighties 225: The Floodening

Tue, 26 Jul 2016 03:03:21 +0000

We are joined by TJ! He is a guy who has been places man. Also, he is into some deep dark 999 and JPOP stuff. He joins Jon and Matt to chat about how nothing has happened all week, and then Jon receives some watery news. Things are popping off everywhere, as an act of God seeks to derail the podcast.

Born in the Eighties 224: The Poo Bears

Tue, 19 Jul 2016 01:30:16 +0000

Those bears... disgusting. Jon has now bitten of the VR Apple, and the sweet sweet knowledge has flooded all over him. Matt buys a PC for his parental units, and Adam.. well.. you know. Watches some bad TV for some inexplicable reason, also, he is a dirty dub lover.

ghostbusters,nes,nintendo,csgolotto,csgo,vive,jobsimulator,vr,my hero academia,rifftrax,charmin,pokemon go,ess,everyshowsucks

Born in the Eighties 223: Super Mega VR Matt EX

Tue, 12 Jul 2016 01:30:11 +0000

Matt's Drunken purchasing decisions lead him to an HTC Vive. Adam is present, and Jon is incensed at CS:Go betting and skin gambling.

Space Dandy,My Hero Academia,anime,CS:GO,prosyndicate,tmartn,csgolotto,gambling,vive,vr,job simulator,zootopia,sourdough mold,gtx1060

Born in the Eighties 222: The Bet

Mon, 04 Jul 2016 20:05:09 +0000

Jon is ready to begin his illustrious muk-bang career, Matt is a budding Sourdough artiste, and Adam is all up in on the anime this week. The guys make bold Nintendo NX predictions. Video cards, Twitch updates, and lots of awesome video game news on this week's edition of Born in the Eighties.

sunburn,indycar,sourdough,preacher,anime,my hero academia,twitch,video cards,nvidia,amd,nintendo nx,mukbang,koozie,tablet,zelda,

Born in the Eighties 221: Full Hog

Tue, 21 Jun 2016 04:23:12 +0000

Some would say whole hog, I am not one of those people. Matt and Jon chat about e3 2016 and all of the awesome games coming out this fall and next year! Oh yeah, and we saw that Warcraft movie.

PSVR,Titanfall 2,PS4,Xbox one,scorpio,resident evil 7, Final Fantasy 15,Days Gone,battlefield 1,quake champions,fallout VR,ubisoft,ea,bethesda,nintendo,zelda,sony,microsoft,warcraft

Born in the Eighties 220: The Night Enchanter

Sun, 12 Jun 2016 17:00:45 +0000

Adam is some sort of fantasy sex magician, Jon is hooked on Overwatch, Matt chats about AMC's preacher, and Jon takes a trip down Anime lane. All that and 2016 E3 predictions! Who will win the console wars? Sony? Microsoft? Will Sega make a splash with a Dreamcast 2 warehouse shooter? Don't be part of a crime gang! Only time will tell!

Overwatch,dragon age,mass effect,e3,sony,microsoft,ea,ubisoft,amc,preacher,ruth negga,ace of diamond,kabaneri of the iron fortress,nintendo,anime,rockband 4

Born in the Eighties 219: A Sweaty Lou

Tue, 07 Jun 2016 02:54:23 +0000

Steer clear of the Sweaty Lou, unless you are prepared to take a dank poo. Koozie returns, as Jon begins high school. Matt finishes up a music video, listens to the Hamilton soundtrack, and Adam returns to a game atop his pile of shame!

fallout 4,matt haag music,dragon age,toilets,koozie,dank,gorillagate 2016,monday night raw,overwatch,broken fandom,misery

Born in the Eighties 218: The Sausage Factory

Tue, 31 May 2016 18:43:51 +0000

Learn what it is like to be "In the Room When it Happens" "I Believe" you are going to like this episode. Matt and Jon talk about a sadly common health issue, but the "Man Up" and work through it. Don't "Turn it off", stay tuned till the end for a special Leadeye snippet. I am not throwin away "My Shot" to listen to Matt's upcoming new video, which will surely "Blow Us All Away"

The Book of Mormon,Avenue Q,broadway,hamilton,podcasting,ads,maximum fun,podcast,overwatch,no mans sky,scorpio,xbone,microsoft,oculus

Born in the Eighties 217: Koozie Khronicles

Tue, 24 May 2016 03:13:21 +0000

The gang talks everything from supermarket shopping, to Google VR, to Indiana Jones to Overwatch, and Marvel's Civil War. Also, we take the first trip of many into... Koozie's Korner.

krogers,overwatch,indiana jones,sean connery,civil war,final countdown,europe,koozie,1998,iron man,captain crunchmerica

Born in the Eighties 216: #Gandalfvapelife

Tue, 17 May 2016 02:59:39 +0000

The Gandalfs of the future will all be piping sick ass e-liquids. Jon leads his space-foxes to prosperity throughout the galaxy in Stellaris. Matt wants to get a new GTX 1080 video card, which would make Overwatch run that much better. Adam, the honorary Vape King, returns from an assignment at the theater, and promises are made about Jon's diary next week. Don't be a serial vapist, download this episode!

#gandalfvapelife,e-liquid,civil war,marvel,captain america,iron man,Stellaris,space fox,monk,gandalf,vape tricks,wizard khalifa,overwatch beta,reaper,torbjorn,d.va,tracer

Born in the Eighties 215: College Fund Wang Money

Mon, 09 May 2016 01:54:25 +0000

Drop trou to get them benjamins honey! Take a trip to Hell's Kitchen with Blind Kungfu lawyer, or maybe you will end up just another one of Queen Elizabeth's clone-slaves.

clones,cloning,queen elizabeth,mind control,conspiracy,daredevil,flcl,hearthstone,antman,jurassic world,keanu,keegan micheal key

Born in the Eighties 214: World of Borecraft

Tue, 03 May 2016 02:21:31 +0000

How much does Jon know about WoW lore? ... Very little. Jon and Matt talk all things blizzard, nintendo, and catschewing on cables. WARNING: MONSTERS UNIVERSITY SPOILERS WITHIN!YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

nintendo,nx,world of warcraft legion,demon hunter,heroes of thestorm,legend of zelda,the strain,monster's university,

Born in the Eighties 213: Skunk Ape Vigoda

Mon, 25 Apr 2016 03:27:56 +0000

Are Jon and Adam truly "Born in the Eighties"? The demon beast of warcraft has sucked Jon back in again, Adam contemplates the life of a swamp cabbage man, and watches arrested development. Jon's shares information about his favorite game show, and fan-mail is answered. Finally, Jon recieves an offer from the wheelin and dealin Vincent Fang himself.

skunk ape,swamp cabbage man,prince,abe vigoda,hugh manpriest,vincent fang,steve harvey,family feud,jersey shore,blossom,tgif,supermarket sweep,legends of the hidden temple,

Born in the Eighties 212: Back on the Horse

Tue, 19 Apr 2016 03:06:25 +0000

Old Habits die hard... Jon returns to his old addictions, and Adam plans on making a new one. Computergate 2016 takes another sharp turn. Pokemon cards can be worth a stupid amount of money, and are an INVESTMENT DAMMNIT! Jon Ninja'd it up in Warframe, Adam completes his tour of duty in broforce, and Jon has some unbreakable impressions of Kimmy Schmidt season 2.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt,netflix,pokemon,cards,trading card game,broforce,warframe,world of warcraft,computergate 2016,relic hunter,inside out,ratchet and clank,VR

Born in the Eighties 211: Stealth Umbrella

Mon, 11 Apr 2016 03:43:31 +0000

Jonbro and Adambro join the broforce. Jon watches CS:GO and plays Nintendo's Miitomo and Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright. Adam doesn't really care about the ending of this season of The Walking Dead.

broforce,counterstrike,mlg major columbus,luminosity,miitomo,fire emblem fates,the walking dead,eve online

Born in the Eighties 210: Ben Spiderman's Web

Mon, 04 Apr 2016 23:22:42 +0000

Jon and Adam discuss a brand new type of superhero, chat about the latest movie in the DC Universe, they also talk about PS 4.5's, VR's thud of a launch, and so much more!

Geeks Mania,CSGO,arcade,ms pacman, ninja turtles,xbox,ps4,oculus rift,VR,spiderman,super heroes,batman,superman,DC,wonder woman

Born in the Eighties 209: Virtual Matt

Tue, 29 Mar 2016 01:45:45 +0000

Adam is under the weather, and sometimes guest host Matt Haag makes his triumphant return. We talk about VR.. a lot. And TV shows.

parenthood,milk,starbucks,crying,british bake off,QI,TV revolution,virtual reality,mr robot,oculus rift,psvr,ps4,sam esmail,htc vive,steam,valve,st patricks day,mods,lets play,youtube,fallout 4

Jon’s pad theme music courtesy of http://www.bensound.com

Born in the Eighties 208: Plumb Hamm

Sun, 20 Mar 2016 21:08:53 +0000

Adam does a manly thing, and Jon reads a vexing yelp review. PSVR is here, as is the Division and Playstation Vue. Read up on the leidenfrost effect and stick your hand into a vat of molten nickel while you listen to this week's episode!

tom clancy,the division,ubisoft,illness,plumbing,u-bend,far cry 4,jons pad,big mac,leidenfrost effect,playstation vue,PSVR,virtual reality,preacher,amc,rocket league,

Born in the Eighties 207: A Rich Tapestry

Mon, 14 Mar 2016 00:36:39 +0000

Wherein we view the tapestries. Topics range from pokemon, Stardew Valley,tapestry,CS:GO,IEM Katowice,bear simulators, Coleco Chameleons, and all sorts of other gaming goodness. This is a reminder for Jon to buy a Raspberry Pi 3.

pokemon, Stardew Valley,tapestry,CS:GO,IEM Katowice,bear simulators, Coleco Chameleon,raspberry pi,

Born in the Eighties 206: In the Pokemood

Sun, 06 Mar 2016 18:25:55 +0000

Get into the Pokemood this week. Jon is an Alpha Sapphire fanatic, Adam is still playing an old game, and Jon shares his pokemon superstitions. Jon has seen 90% of the best picture nominees and has something to say about it. Other topics include No Man's Sky, Ghostbusters, Assassination Classroom, playstation vue,minecraft 1.9,youtuber emmys, and Gambit's delay.

youtube,emmy,minecraft 1.9,playstation vue,ghostbusters,no mans sky,room,bridge of spies,the revenant,spotlight,CS:Go,Stardew valley,pokemon,soulsilver,alpha sapphire,pokemon movie,mewtwo,mew

Born in the Eighties 205: A Literate Man of Stature

Sat, 27 Feb 2016 04:55:18 +0000

Enter the Spin Zone... Adam and Jon chat a lot about Pokemon, hate shitting, Good Rapperport and we delve into Jon's Pad for the first time. Be a literate man of stature, and listen in!

rappaport,rapper,pokemon,alpha sapphire,counter strike,fire emblem,birthright,conquest,CS:GO,shitting,dump,danganropa,3ds,zelda,steam,valve,pacific rim,vive,jay and silent bob,fig,soul silver

Born in the EIghties 204: Finely Honed Trash

Sat, 20 Feb 2016 22:35:50 +0000

Adam and Jon discuss some finely honed trash, Jon plays a bunch of games, and both of our hosts have seen the movie deadpool.

deadpool,white chicks,heroes and generals,f2p,talos principle,psych,white chicks,showgirls,ryan reynolds,tj miller,silicon valley

Born in the Eighties 203: You See Everything...

Sat, 13 Feb 2016 21:31:41 +0000

Adam and Jon chat about topics ranging from Penny Dreadful, the delicious Quesalupa, Firewatch, and making gravitational waves. Einstein was right all along, he was always right...

Penny dreadful,quesalupa,firewatch,super mario 3d world,the crew wild run,gravitational waves,deadpool,super mario maker,physics,billie piper

Born in the Eighties 202: My Wizard Friend

Fri, 05 Feb 2016 04:46:05 +0000

Jon plays a BUNCH of games, such as the talos principal and pillars of eternity, and his computer is acting weird again. Could this be the end of his life as he knows it? Computergate 2016 begins. Adam dabbled in the Division beta, and Jon took paper notes about it. TRIMPS happens, and the guys preev the video games of 2016.

computergate 2016,powercolor,trimps,kongregate,cyberpowerpc,tom clancy,the division,pillars of eternity,talos principle,temple of elemental evil,dnd,3.5,circle of eight,

Born in the Eighties 201: The Home is Our World...

Fri, 29 Jan 2016 02:25:08 +0000

The boys preev the games coming out in 2016, lament the loss of a moffat, chat about being a ship, and get hyped for games to come out this year!

pillars of eternity,story of seasons,the division,3ds,2ds,pokemon,video games,windward,witness,xcom,

Born in the Eighties 200: Hooperbloop Wonderboy

Sat, 23 Jan 2016 20:39:17 +0000

The guys celebrate a milestone, and run down all of the upcoming movies of 2016 (except the many they forgot). Jon dishes on Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky, and Adam eats a funnel cake.

star wars,legend of heroes,trails in the sky,falcom,movies

Born in the Eighties 199: Jon the Millionaire

Thu, 14 Jan 2016 04:54:03 +0000

Well, if you won the powerball lotto, you definitely could afford the Oculus Rift. Jon watches a really good movie, and Adam watches a really bad one. Pour one out for the spaceman, and listen to some good music.

powerball,lottery,millionare,milkshake,daniel plainview,there will be blood,oculus rift,mad max,fury road,imperator furiosa,yokai watch,Pan's Labyrinth,jimmy johns,3ds

Born in the Eighties 198: Timelording Around

Thu, 07 Jan 2016 05:03:17 +0000

Adam watches all the Yokai, Jon ponders the latest season of doctor who, and everyone rings in 2016 in different ways.

Yokai watch,doctor who,dragon ball z xenoverse,far cry 4,divinity original sin,downton abbey,time lord,maisey williams,jenna coleman,peter capaldi,jack box party pack,new years

Born in the Eighties 197: The Dragon is Modeled for Physics

Thu, 24 Dec 2015 17:58:14 +0000

Watch out for that dragon yo. Star Wars came out, and Adam and Jon go on a spoiler free discussion of how they liked the film. The guys reminisce of gamecube games past, and Jon talks about his foray into the wild wooly world of VR. Jon again isn't humble about his bundle troubles, but rocks a kickin' butterball. Fuck Wil Wheaton.

VR,oculus,gear vr,samsung,star wars,force awakens,kylo ren,PSO,dragon,gamecube,lands end,eve gunjack,humble bundle,Wil Wheaton,turkey,christmas,butterball,phantasy star

Born in the Eighties 196: Tumescent Tulip Tubercles

Fri, 18 Dec 2015 05:02:25 +0000

MCDONALDS SECRET ALERT COOKIE TOTE ALERT! You want bakers dozen of lip smacking ass cracking melty gooey chocolate chip cookies? McDonalds has them, yes they do. Adam has the insider knowledge. Star Wars is here, and the guys are quasi pumped about it. Jon is not humble about his bundle troubles, and Adam adventures in a time. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! DID JON JUST SAY HE DONATED TO A KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN!?!

regular show,adventure time,finn and jake,star wars,force unleashed,han solo,cookie tote,mcdonalds,just cause 3,humble bundle,mst3k,kickstarter,midnight,theater,fallout 4

Born in the Eighties 195: Bit by the Bot!

Thu, 10 Dec 2015 03:03:00 +0000

Look, Adam makes it pretty clear, you don't want to get bit by the bot. ... or that pesky rapscallion jar of jarbinks. Get stacking, and get your legs swole for a brand new episode!

star wars,jarjar,binks,phantom menace,attack of the clones,revenge of the sith,movies,episode 7,illness,fever,rash,stacking,swole,leg

Born in the Eighties 194: Victor Viper, Private Snake

Wed, 25 Nov 2015 03:11:59 +0000

Wherein Jon really wants to become a private eye.

Born in the Eighties 193: A Fallout 4 FFantasy

Thu, 19 Nov 2015 02:48:04 +0000

Jon and Adam talk about 2 things, fallout 4 and MST3K. What a ffantasy to behold.

fallout 4,war never changes,war just doesn't change,fallout,ron perlman,ps4,pc,mst3k,joel,rifftrax,dr who,listener comment,ffantasy,cloud

Born in the EIghties 192: Sleepaway Hammp

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 03:49:56 +0000

War never changes. Fallout 4 proves that at least games don't change. Adam and Jon are hyped for the game, and chat about many topics. Adam tries to sell Jon on the walking dead, and Jon has many opinions on watching other people play games. Chocolates from around the world is coming to Jon. Metal Gear Solid 5 is a pretty damn find Hideo game. Adam can't bring himself to play the game anymore. Also, Candy Crush is worth more than Star Wars... apparently. Did Adam fall asleep while recording this episode? You be the judge.

Fallout 4,Hideo Kojima,Adam,Jon,walking dead,AMC,preacher,kit kat,japan,germany,bethesda,youtube,gaming,chocolates,mgs5,big boss,metal gear solid 5,quiet

Born in the Eighties 191: Jon's Deep Dive

Wed, 04 Nov 2015 04:57:57 +0000

Jon says good things about Charter, and Charter responds by disconnecting him mid-podcast. Jon deep dives back into his single past, Adam contemplates a dog, and the guys talk high school sports and such. Adam survives an ordeal in the desert, and enjoys a new hip hop artist. And even though the disconnection occurred, the hangout didn't disappear, and Jon didn't go back to pro recording mode, so the sound gets rougher later in the show. Normally I would check that again, but the application didn't close. I blame Adam for not saying anything about the obvious quality drop. As always, it is his fault. He never reads these, so I can call him whatever I want. He is a tuned out shipsman without a port of call. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

adam,cross country,wrestling,high school,dating,friendzone,livejournal,xanga,2006,jon 2.0,Adam 2.0,couch to 5k,cooking,dogs,cats

Born in the Eighties 190: Some Were Still on Fire

Tue, 27 Oct 2015 04:33:40 +0000

In this 2015 spooktacular episode, Adam and Jon recant horrors from their childhoods, they breakdown this week in werewolf news, and Jon tells a tale from Camp Thunderhawk

Nailguns for all, and a Happy Halloween!

halloween,spooky,scary,aliens,werewolves,draculas,2015,spiders,nailguns,fire,camp thunderhawk,counselors,unexplained lake monster,

Born in the Eighties 189: Timecop Adam

Tue, 20 Oct 2015 02:50:53 +0000

Jon and Adam chat about the Wii U, Star Citizen,fall tv shows, and reveal their dream blue collar jobs in any time period.

timecop,star citizen,derek smart,wii u,super mario maker,zelda,mr robot,RSI,citizencon,camp counselor,friday the 13th,new super mario world,mario kart 8,shaman,radio dj,90's pop,horrifying camp murders,lazenby chronicles

Born in the Eighties 188: Late Night Luxury

Tue, 13 Oct 2015 02:14:21 +0000

Livin' the life of Late Night Luxury, Adam and Jon chat about anything and everything. Jon played the Star Wars Battlefront Beta, Adam hasn't done anything this week, and Jon dives deep into his psyche. The guys talk time travel and cults. Adam and Jon reminisce about Department D83, and live a life of love and laughter.

Born in the Eighties 187: It's A Wonderful World, Adam

Tue, 06 Oct 2015 03:45:41 +0000

Adam Jay-walks through a wonderful world. Jon is fascinated by the awful ending of the movie AI, and is addicted to Clicker Heroes. Adam and Jon are lukewarm on the Muppets, Adam loves Scream Queens, and Amhorstor (American Horror Story). Lil Adam Horner sits in a corner, putting his thumb in a ... pie? Jon discusses horrifying sex injuries, and we 'tant you for next week.

Jaywalking,wonderful world,AI,haley joel osment,joe,jude law,robots,naked and afraid,the muppets,scream queens,amhorstor,american horror story,jessica lange,sex injuries,jack horner,pie,spielberg,aliens

Born in the Eighties 186: You Get What You Get

Tue, 29 Sep 2015 02:58:06 +0000

Adam is not a communist, though he theoretically partakes like one. You know. Jon rants about youtube personalities and the high art of Gilbert and Sullivan performances. Jon and Adam both try their hand at being super spies in the superb Metal Gear Solid 5. Can Adam survive his car crashing into the water? Listen in this week to find out.

MGS5,Rick and Morty,topsy turvy,dr who,gallifrey,capaldi,big boss,kojima,hideo,survival,guards

Born in the Eighties 185: My Body is a Dick

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 03:26:37 +0000

Adam's body is certainly something. Jon's heart is TRULY filled with the sound of music, but he very much lives off of the pain of others. Jon and Adam reminisce about animated movies of their childhoods, both Disney and Don- Bluthian. Jon recommends Rick and Morty, and both of the hosts wish that Mike Meyers could do more stuff. The dudes learn about the rules for Road Runner cartoons, and Jon thinks that Tom and Jerry SHOULD NEVER TALK.

Don Bluth,disney,sound of music,all dogs go to heaven,dom deluise,rick and morty,road runner,chuck jones,rock a doodle,fievel,american tail,secret of nimh,troll in central park,tom and jerry,looney tunes,bugs bunny,

Born in the Eighties 184: Griddle Me Timbers

Sun, 13 Sep 2015 21:32:13 +0000

Adam attempts to remain off of the grid, Jon drives in to see TOO MANY MOVIES, and is underwhelmed by the Anted-man. Jon and Adam talk about horrendous table-top gaming sessions from hell. Who would have thought that some gaming nerds might end up being a little quirky?

ant man, rescuers,minions,lilo and stitch,marvel,paul rudd,china downloads,couch coop,naruto,highway 18,pathfinder,dungeons and dragons,drive in,

Born in the Eighties 183: Kerd Blerps

Sun, 06 Sep 2015 16:25:11 +0000

Adam is Mr. late night, and he is beginning the year of Adam. Jon is unable to get Windows 10 on his PC, but that doesn't make a bit of difference guys, because the fall of video games 2015 is beginning right now! Notch, of minecraft fame, is very sad, and very rich. Don't get your chicken from Sweet Sue's.

Starbound,fallout 4,fallout 3,year of adam,eagle eyes,metal gear solid 5,phantom pain,super mario maker,forza,rock band 4,dragon quest heroes,draque,yokai watch,aladdin,disney,mad max,notch,kerd blerps,minecraft

Born in the Eighties 182: Completergate 2015

Sun, 30 Aug 2015 18:25:12 +0000

Jon has moved to his new apartment, gotten his computer repaired successfully, and now is the proud owner of cable TV and DVR. Adam attended a drive in movie, and saw the best movie ever, Fantastic 4. Jon loves PLEX and moving his DVDs into the digital age, and continues to harp on Star Citizen, and Adam allows Jon to nap for FAR too long.

fantastic 4,ben grimm,apartment,computergate,plex,Star Citizen,menu helmet,dvr,charter,drive in,movies,powercolor,madison geeks,cyberpowerpc,shithole,

Born in the Eighties 181: A Fancy Outhouse

Sat, 22 Aug 2015 17:33:25 +0000

Jon recants his trip to Chicago, blows Adam's mind with meal prices, and complains about tourists. Adam says something about fusion reactors. Jon is recording his last episode in the shit-partment, and dreads moving all of his garbage to a new place. Adam is not down with the owl-headed Demon Andras.

Chicago,Art Institute,Chicago,Shedd Aquarium,Terrifying renaissance babies,Andras,Owl,demons,Beelzebub,Fusion reactor

Born in the Eighties 180: Live by the Fan, Die by the Fan

Sun, 16 Aug 2015 05:24:40 +0000

Adam is living with a dangerous piece of equipment. Jon has some strong takes on Orange is the New Black season 3, and isn't a big fan of the backlash about Ready Player One going on right now. Jon breaks out the old media during his move to a new apartment, and he has an update on computergate 2015. Adam discusses his new minecraft server, and Jon gets hooked back in on the old dragon again.

ifeline,california games,nes,snes,vcr,Mcgee and me,computergate 2015,windows 10,cortana,minecraft,resonant rise 3,orange is the new black,ruby rose,buzzfeed lists,OITNB,Red,prison

Born in the Eighties 179: Who Throws a Frog?

Mon, 03 Aug 2015 02:28:43 +0000

Adam has a doozy of a pickle with his internet problems. Meanwhile, robots are passing logic tests, and Adam is playing PS4 fighting games with a second controller. Jon talks playing Borderlands 2 and being the literal lifeline for someone who has crash landed on an alien moon. All that and plenty of Jon cheating with the turbo button on the controller in this week's episode of Born in the Eighties.

borderlands 2,ps4,nidhogg,divergent,robots,frogs,dragon ball z,ultimate battle 22,comcast,lifeline

Born in the Eighties 178: Adam's Melon Head

Sat, 25 Jul 2015 06:06:29 +0000

Don't duel with Miyamoto Musashi. That is a no-brainer. Jon and Adam talk down Rock Paper Shotgun's top 50 PC RPGs, Jon talks proper veggie techniques, and Adam's giant melon head has destroyed another pair of headphones, but at least he is having groceries delivered to his door! Also, Jon has a weird laugh in this episode.

Amazon Prime Day,melon head,RPGs,PC,RPS,vegetables,amazon echo,Ouendan,Elite Beat Agents,Witcher 3,Elder Scrolls,Oblivion

Born in the Eighties 177: Depp's Dreads

Fri, 17 Jul 2015 05:09:53 +0000

Come on down to Tortuga Town, where Jon and Adam will talk your ears off about Star Wars, Jon's new Frasier obsession, the excellent "Inside Out" picture, the classic "9 to 5" film, the not so excellent movie "Get Hard" and the merely o.k. film "She's Having a Baby". All that and a load of bricks. Jon gets real for a moment, and Adam talk about roommates and how to get ahead in life without trying.

Star Wars,Frasier,9 to 5,Dolly Parton,Jane Fonda,Lily Tomlin,Get Hard,Will Farrell,Kevin Hart,Inside Out,Star Citizen,Rocket League,Assassin's Creed

Born in the Eighties 176: The All Day Sucker

Fri, 10 Jul 2015 05:09:58 +0000

Adam an Jon discuss how to properly celebrate our nation's birth. Adam has some internet issues, Jon rants about people in movie theaters and Walgreens. Jon saw Jurassic World, and has a whole mess of opinions on it. Adam "camps" while seeing nature as little as possible. Mary Poppins is just a tad more messed up than you remember.

Mary Poppins,Burt,Chimney Sweep,Dick Van Dyke,camping,july 4th,Jurassic World,Walgreens,Movie Theaters,Street Person,comcast,internet,tall trucks,time lord

Born in the Eighties 175: The Journalists

Fri, 03 Jul 2015 23:33:49 +0000

Jon and Adam return from their long summer hiatus. (Jon visited adam, and then proceeded to have jury duty the next week) Very busy. But we have a podcast chock full of E3 news, personality quizzes, Computergate 2015 update, and so very much more.

Sony,Microsoft,Nintendo,Last Guardian,Lost Horizon,Halo,kingdom hearts,powercolor,computergate 2015,fallout 4,neko atsume,destiny,journalists

Born in the Eighties 174: Sweet Jesus, It's Diablo!

Fri, 12 Jun 2015 02:07:14 +0000

Deckard Cain sez... Jon and Adam chat about their lives in yet another weekly installment of "Born in the Eighties". Jon talks about his experiences playing Blizzard's Heroes of the Storm. Jon talks apartment hunting, and details and extremely insane superhero TV show pitch. Jon rants about critics. Uggh he sucks right?

DC,Superman,Deckard Cain,rupert murdoch,kanye west,lex luthor,blizzard,heroes of the storm,wwe,elimination chamber,the witcher 3

Born in the Eighties 173: The Good Wife Hole

Sat, 06 Jun 2015 04:20:53 +0000

Adam becomes a 40 year old woman, because he is fascinated by the CBS drama "The Good Wife". Jon and Adam venture into the woods of the Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. Jon recants his experiences in the Dave and Busters of Milwaukee and rants about the app Trivia Crack. The guys also have their weekly Wrestling Talkdown, and discuss predictions for the Elimination Chamber PPV.

wwe,john cena,elimination chamber,kevin owens,good wife,witcher 3,trivia crack,star wars battlepod,mario kart dx arcade gp,dave and busters,guitar hero,julianna margulies,cbs

Born in the Eighties 172: Mr Trigonometry

Thu, 28 May 2015 01:45:29 +0000

Jon got a new phone and is not loving the new season of Game of Thrones. Watch him fly off on many tangents, that is why they call him.. well.. you know. Adam attempts to describe Jupiter Ascending in less than 20 seconds. The guys discuss the Witcher 3, American Sniper, and Steven Universe's Attack the Light. Kevin Owens pop-up powerbombs most of the wrestling segment after the episode!

Kevin Owens, attack the light,steven universe,witcher 3,american sniper,galaxy s6,jupiter ascending,mila kunis,channing tatum,tangents,trigonometry,NXT,becky lynch,game of thrones,sansa,John Cena

Born in the Eighties 171: Laugh, Cry and Sigh

Fri, 22 May 2015 03:25:36 +0000

First, a quick Computergate 2015 update, then, Adam travels back down the Marvel Hole. Jon experiences "Weeds" for the first time. Jon watched "What we do in Shadows", and both of the guys ponder taking a "naked final". The Simpsons say saynoara to Harry Shearer, and Jon ponders his future in virtual reality. Breton's email is answered a month late, and Adam ruminates about his Witcher 3 future.

Witcher 3 Wild Hunt,Harry Shearer,weeds,Jenji Kohan,Breton,VR,Oculus Rift,Project Morpheus,HTC Vive,nudity,Jermaine Clement,Vampires,What we do in shadows,computergate 2015,marvel

Born in the Eighties 170: The Marvel Hole

Thu, 14 May 2015 03:47:10 +0000

We begin the episode with a Computergate 2015 update, and Jon is optimistic about his computorial futures. Adam chats about his playing of Pillars of Eternity. Discussion moves to the many deaths of Adam's DnD Monks and Ninjunks, and the awesomeness of Good Old Games. Piracy sucks, but so do game companies. Re-release our favorite games please. (Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete). Then, Adam and Jon are sucked into a Marvel hole, where they discuss The Avengers: Age of Ultron, Marvel movies, and Marvel Comics. Marvel Unlimited is pretty danged awesome. Jon is knee Deep in the civil war, and Adam is excited for Sami Zayn on Monday Night Raw. Another awesome episode of NXT was on, and the guys speculate storylines for Payback and NXT Takeover.

Pillars of Eternity,Marvel,Avengers,Age of Ultron,Marvel Unlimited,Sami Zayn,Kevin Owens,Payback,Lunar,Pathfinder,Monk,Ninjunk,piracy,computergate 2015,she hulk's butt,good old games,NXT,civil war

Born in the Eighties 169: Wuxia Ha Ha

Thu, 07 May 2015 02:58:07 +0000

Jon and Adam discuss laboratory accidents, the movie film Interstellar (one of those walkie-talkies), the upcoming avengers film, the chinese art of Wuxia Films. Adam is left to fend for himself, and the boys invent a new app. China discovered faster than light travel, and the Avatar sequel will be a revival of Cats the musical.. IN SPACE!

interstellar,tars,wuxia,laboratory,perchloric acid,avengers,ultron,reciprocity,meerkat,periscope,prairie dogs,motel 6,avatar 2,warp bubbles,SCIENCE!

Born in the Eighties 168: Clock Talk

Sat, 02 May 2015 04:04:30 +0000

Jon and Adam chat about Star Citizens, Computer Gate 2015, futurism, full body transplants, the hearsay of Hari Vani, the "Food Babe". Basically Jon rants a lot. They also chat about lots of other things including Extreme Rules 2015 predictions.

budget bytes,star citizen,wwe,extreme rules,computergate 2015,food babe,GMOs,robot bodies,clocks,press your luck

Born in the Eighties 167: You Got a Bran Cookin'

Fri, 24 Apr 2015 01:48:27 +0000

Jon and Adam chat about the state of Game of Thrones, the classic car chase epic Furious 7, movie theatre technology, and Jon rants quite a bit. Who would have guessed? Adam gushes about Daredevil, and Jon wonders about Anime voice acting quality. All that and some wrestling apathy on this week's born in the eighties.

Game of Thrones, Bran,Furious 7,Vin Diesel,Paul Walker,marcus,ultrascreen,drinking,snapchat,kill la kill,wwe,spirit squad,dolph ziggler,computergate 2015,HBO,

Born in the Eighties 166: Coachr

Fri, 03 Apr 2015 05:35:51 +0000

Adam and Jon talk about life n stuff, cheating on game shows, dial up internet, and much more. Jon pitches to the world his new app Coachr, Jon will be your life coach. You need motivation, you come to this guy, he will get ON YOUR ASS.

Coachr,life coach,trust fund,slate,water skiing,dial up,modem,windows 95,price is right,wrestlemania,iZombie,

Born in the Eighties 164: THESE People...

Fri, 20 Mar 2015 03:22:53 +0000

Jon rages against the whole "geek chic" culture, Adam desperately tries to remember things from a movie HE JUST SAW. The guys also talk about wrassling and so much more.

con men,unbreakable kimmy schmidt,legend,hbo now,apple watch,tim curry,tom cruise,seinfeld,geek chic,daniel bryan,roman reigns,wrestlemania

Born in the Eighties 163: The John Cenas of the Forest

Fri, 13 Mar 2015 04:13:06 +0000

The guys speed through an episode that is EXACTLY 1 hour long, so they can return to playing games online. Fucking dragons, amirite?

hot shots part deux, topper harley,dragon quest,final fantasy,fast and furious,hipster dragons,sharing economy,john cena,twilight,team jacob,

Born in the Eighties 162: Dire Care Bear

Wed, 04 Mar 2015 04:51:37 +0000

Carebears everywhere. Beware. Everybody get bummed. Jon goes into to ultimate misery vampire mode.

care bears,care bear stare,care bear cousins,care bear cousin call,google adsense,wwe,fastlane,daniel bryan,dolph ziggler,roman reigns,brock lesnar,here comes honey boo boo, maraschino cherry guy,

Born in the Eighties 161: Top Elves

Thu, 26 Feb 2015 04:38:52 +0000

Adam and Jon talk about everything from low elves to high elves to side elves to top elves. They also gab about the upcoming AMC preacher tv series, Adam attempts to survive a plane crash, and Jon rants about overspending on podcast equipment. Jon and Adam also make a bet about the release of "The Last Guardian". Get ready for that charity money 2024!

dungeons and dragons,top elves,side elves,low elves,high elves,cheerwine,incense,forgotten realms,microphones,podcasting,last guardian,preacher,neverwinter nights,plane crash

Born in the Eighties 160: Miner Caroliner

Mon, 16 Feb 2015 05:42:44 +0000

Jon and Adam are bursting at the seams with things to chat about. A Wheel of Time pilot was unceremoniously excreted onto FXX's airwaves in the wee morning hours. Jon is a-ok with the robo-revolution in the upcoming "CHAPPiE". Adam revisits some Robin William's "classics" and Jon talks about "Bruno". The guys also remark on Peter Molyneux's bad week in the press, and Jon still hates Kickstarter. All that and reactions from NXT Takeover: Rival on this week's edition of the eightiescast.

molyneux,godus,rock paper shotgun,taekwondo, wheel of time, billy zane, robert jordan,NXT,kevin owens,sami zayn,robin williams,chappie,blomkamp,kickstarter,what dreams may come,good morning vietnam,real steel

Born in the Eighties 159: Should have listened to Mandar

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 05:39:39 +0000

Jon rolls in with a Computergate 2015 update, Adam chats about his new favorite show "Empire". Jon delivers a hot promo on the USPS and Amazon's prime pantry. The guys discuss the new Persona 5 trailer and ponder a high school life that coulda been. Adam attempts to escape from a burning high rise, and the guys talk about wrasslin' and the upcoming NXT Takeover: Rival.

persona 5,prime pantry,usps,madison geeks,surge,empire,lion in winter,sick chains,computergate 2015,Adam,Jon,Sami Zayn,Kevin Owens,Sasha Banks,Royal Rumble,survival guide,#eightiesspring

BITE 158: Book Fair Fare

Tue, 03 Feb 2015 04:51:53 +0000

Jon and Adam jaw about various generic soda brand names, as well as computergate 2015 and other technical issues. The boys discover the sheer incomprehensible complexity of the animorphs universe. Also, goosebumps books were the shiz, and those characters had great games. Jon and Adam talk movies like Nonstop, American Sniper, and Her. Plenty to love here, all that and Royal Rumble talk after the show!

nonstop,liam neeson,computergate 2015,mountain lightning,american sniper,bradley cooper,her,scarjo,Royal Rumble,Wayside School,animorphs,goosebumps,roman reigns,daniel bryan

Born in the Eighties 157: Flyboys

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 04:27:18 +0000

Straighten up and fly right! Adam and Jon role-play as a couple of 1940's flyboys. That girl's a share-cropper, I wouldn't get caught hoofing with her, I'm as doll-dizzy as the next fella, but I don't want to be called a lounge lizard.

WWII,unbroken,hang em high,tex,dallas,mac,cornholer,wwe,royal rumble,psychopath test,audiobooks,patrick rothfuss,kingkiller chronicles,audible,windows 10,

Born in the Eighties 156: Don't Take the Teleporter

Mon, 19 Jan 2015 00:07:46 +0000

Jon and Adam catch up after the holidays. They chat about Jon's recent excursion to Illinois and how similar yet different the neighbor to the south is. Space and teleportation are definitely terrifying. A future plan is made, movies are discussed, and Jon talks tech and computer repair. Computergate 2014 is becoming computergate 2015

Consciousness,Space,Parsecs,Extra Life,AGDQ,Tetris Grand Master,Madison Geeks,21 Jump Street,The interview,Seth Rogen,Shinsuke Nakamura,WWE,NJPW,Wrestle Kingdom 9,Pizza Hut,Superhero Quiz,Xavier,Catwoman

Born in the Eighties 155: Introverts are Just Lazy People

Sun, 28 Dec 2014 02:44:40 +0000

Jon and Adam discuss the intricacies of interversion. The guys also talk X-mas, Sony's inability to ward off the hack attack, and world pro wrasslin'. Also, video games were played. Here it is. Happy Holidaze all!

sony,interview,kim jong un,seth rogan,james franco,the interview,wwe,sami zayn,adrian neville,nxt,tlc&s,christmas,presents,illinois,introverts

Born in the Eighties 154: Money Is Magic

Mon, 08 Dec 2014 05:01:05 +0000

Jon and Adam return to regularly scheduled podcasting and play catch up. They talk video games, visiting illinois, abdominal pain and where the real magic comes from.

world of warcraft,shadow of mordor,far cry 4,dragon age inqusition,survivor series,dolph ziggler,harry potter,magic,money

Born in the Eighties 153: I Should Have Done Drugs in High School

Mon, 01 Dec 2014 06:02:38 +0000

What a long (1 month) strange trip it has been. Jon and Adam are back, we talk about High School homecoming floats, Jon pitches recruitment in the Air Force and Adam joins the cult of Apple. Jon talks about terrible computer problems he is having, Adam finishes going through the shows of the fall! A trip is planned.

WWE,air force,world of warcraft,destiny,apple,iphone,mobo,video card,puter broke

Born in the Eighties 152: TGIF

Mon, 13 Oct 2014 02:10:57 +0000

Thank god it is Friday! The boys ponder the merits of eating human flesh, video games, the WWE god that is Dean "Unstable" Ambrose, Adam previews the new TV shows of the fall of 2014, and we all get to take a look into the twisted alternate reality where Hamm and Rowe dabble in the hunting of the most dangerous game.

Friday,WWE,Dean Ambrose,Spacebase DF-9,agents of SHIELD,arrow,blacklist,castle,constantine,Dr. Who,flash,destiny

Born in the Eighties 151: Adam and the Spider Kingdom

Mon, 06 Oct 2014 00:42:32 +0000

After a two week hiatus (which was both Destiny and life related) Jon and Adam return to bring you some BITE action! Topics range from destiny, Shadow of Mordor, soylent. Adam is becoming a social butterfly, and is making some significant life changes prior to hitting the big three oh.

Dungeons and dragons,spiders,soylent,arachnaphobia,destiny,shadow of mordor,lotr,lord of the rings,wrestling,night of champions,john cena

Born in the Eighties 150: The 150 Dollar Vegeta

Mon, 15 Sep 2014 04:11:30 +0000

Jon and Adam talk about a mystical trip to Illinois, wax nostalgia about the ER theme song and Michael Chricton novels. Video game news happened, and other stuff. Icloud is very secure. Adam brings terrifying presents for children So much more.

ER,video games,vegeta,illinois,gas line,costco,terrifying children,anthony edwards,

Born in the Eighties 149: Don't Pull the Lever

Mon, 01 Sep 2014 03:19:49 +0000

Jon and Adam chat about the finer things in life. Wrassling, video games, news, internet conspiracies, justice, and we delve deeper into the sordid tale of the once mighty fortress of Boatmurdered. Don't Pull the Lever

dwarf fortress,don't pull the lever, John cena, WWE,boatmurdered,levers,zoe quinn,internet,conspiracies,video games,nintendo,3ds,wii u,

Born in the Eighties 148: Jewoobs

Fri, 22 Aug 2014 04:00:06 +0000

Jon and Adam talk bout vid games. Adam's new addiction, WWE news, and everything from Satanic monuments to band hazing, and the mysterious case of the Jewoobs.

Jewoobs,John Cena,World of Warcraft,video games,Cesaro,Brock Lesnar,Satan,Boatmurdered,devil,Oklahoma,monument,kickstarter,Night Trap

Born in the Eighties 147: Hang Down on the Hang Low

Fri, 15 Aug 2014 04:47:07 +0000

Jon, Adam, and Lantz discuss their top 25 comedy shows of all time, as well as dress down the IGN's top 25 comedy shows list. Plenty to hear here. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you will think that Lantz's list is terrible. ENTOURAGE? Also.. Adam... Is Avatar: The Last Airbender really a comedy show? Everyone is wrong but Jon.

seinfeld,the simpsons,black books,the office,spaced,entourage,californication,aqua teen hunger force,arrested development,frisky dingo,mr bean,venture brothers

Born in the Eighties 146: Treatxactly

Fri, 08 Aug 2014 03:20:10 +0000

Adam and Jon talk about Guardians of the Galaxy, WWE (Adam's new addiction), video gaming news (EA Access, Playstation Plus august titles, hatoful boyfriend). And quite a bit more. We also begin the epic tale that is the sad story of boatmurdered.

Enjoy.... or Coldsteel the Hedgheg will mirder u! Treatxactly!

Guardians of the Galaxy,Chris Pratt,Zoe Saldana,Dave Bautista,Vin Diesel,Bradley Cooper,EA,WWE,John Cena,hatoful boyfriend,boatmurdered,dwarf fortress,forboding elephants,hedgeheg

Born in the Eighties 145: You Gotta Kill That Wizard

Fri, 01 Aug 2014 05:55:50 +0000

Jon and Adam talk about the destiny beta, tomadachi life, Kim Kardashian mobile games, battlefield hardline delays, and their lives in general. The Yogscast are in more hot water, and Mike Rowe is a bit of an elitist.

Also, PBJ is great. And that Wizard is from the GOD DAMNED MOON!

Destiny,wizard,moon,dinklage,yogscast,tomadachi life,battlefield,hardline,mike rowe,elitist,PBJ,kim kardashian hollywood

Born in the Eighties 144: An Extra Hour in the Ball Pit

Fri, 25 Jul 2014 04:22:28 +0000

Wow. You want an extra hour in the ball pit? That will cost you. Dearly. Adam and Jon jaw about microphones without shock mounts, video games, pre-code hollywood and so much more.

divinity,pre-code hollywood,world of warcraft,battlefield,ea,yogscast,kickstarter

Born in the Eighties 143: Carcosa

Sat, 19 Jul 2014 03:48:10 +0000

Jon lives in a health hazardous death hole that may or may not be the setting of season 2 of True Detective. Adam ponders the true merits of criticism. The guys gush over some games such as Doki Doki Universe, Strider, and Divinity: Original Sin. The TBWTCCT is postponed yet again. Things go awry.

True Detective,Carcosa,Doki Doki Universe,Strider,Divinity Original Sin,woody harrelson, matthew mcconaughey

Born in the Eighties 142: Ostrich Tango

Fri, 11 Jul 2014 04:15:23 +0000

Adam and Jon adventure into caves, reality tv programming, racist radio hosts, cookouts and so much more. Beware, foul languaged tweets within.

Born in the Eighties 141: Hamm the Redeemer

Fri, 27 Jun 2014 03:17:53 +0000

Hamm is the Redeemer. He drank a gallon of sweet tea for your sins. Also, this podcast is about fighting games, battlefield hardline, other stuff. Adam teaches everyone about boring computers, and Jon laments his failures in high school drama.

into the woods,hamm,street fighter,battlefield hardline,world of warcraft,hot cars,children,

Born in the Eighties 140: Pitty Patty, Fresh Meat

Sat, 21 Jun 2014 03:25:57 +0000

Adam and Jon conclude their visit while discussing such things as supermarkets, uncharted, hazing, talking computers, and much much more.

uncharted,ps3,hazing,diaper,supermarkets,schnucks,reading rainbow,kickstarter,bloomington

Born in the Eighties 139: Least Guardian (E3 2014)

Thu, 12 Jun 2014 04:18:26 +0000

Adam and Jon gab about the newest news of the video gaming extravaganza known as the E3, aka Electronic 3, aka Electronic artistic extravanganza, aka Electroincal Enterntainment Expository. Also, Jon and Adam rant about some stuff, etc. More like Least Guardian AMIRITE?!?!

Microsoft,Sony,Ubisoft,Ubiquitous Software,EA,Electronic Arts,E3,2014,Nintendo,Least Guardian,Last Guardian,Halo,sunset overdrive,far cry 4,the order 1886,uncharted,dragon age 3,Super Smash Bros,

Born in the Eighties 138: Laundry Room Tattoos

Thu, 05 Jun 2014 04:30:09 +0000

Adam and Jon chat about the facts of life, Adam saw a film, Jon did some junk, including walking in on some backdoor Tattoos. This episode is dedicated to e3 predictions and the 2nd bi-weekual BWTCCT we watch Solaris! Forgive Jon for his computer deciding to return AGC to his mic setup (look up automatic gain control it is a BIATCH) That is all.

x-men,seth macfarlane,1000 ways to die in the west,charlize theron,x-men,e3,nintendo,sony,microsoft,tattoos,laundry

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Born in the Eighties 137: Don't Be a Dick to Animals

Thu, 29 May 2014 05:35:02 +0000

Jon and Adam talk Jon's enevitable demise. Adam talks about Supernatural because he is in love with Dean Winchester. Adam gabs about cheers and jeers from the X-men movie, and Jon rants about animals and Wil Wheaton again. Seriously folks, animals are animals and people are people. Don't be a dick to animals, but they are just animals.

wilwheaton,animals,dicks,x-men,future,coughing,star citizen,watchdogs,peggle 2,world of warcraft

Born in the Eighties 136: Kickstart My Heart

Tue, 20 May 2014 03:34:43 +0000

Jon and Adam talk robo-love, video game news, and lots more. They also inaguarate the BWTCCT (Bi-weekly The Criterion Collection Theatre) This week they watched Throne of Blood (Next bi-week: Solaris) Jon gets grumpy and grinds his gears on Kickstarter, Wil Wheaton, subscription boxes and trendy nerds.

Kickstarter,Wil Wheaton,hipsters,organic,naturebox,lootcrate,kurosawa,toshiro mifune,macbeth,throne of blood,nintendo,xbox,ps4

Born in the Eighties 135: Soylent Hamm

Tue, 13 May 2014 04:02:42 +0000

Adam and Jon jaw about boring vacations, indianapolis, juice creation soylent and TV!

Keywords: Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Soylent, Toppers, Izza Pizza, Indianapolis, rosati's,

Born in the Eighties 134: Out to Dinner

Tue, 06 May 2014 04:06:37 +0000

Jon has a harrowing steak experience at T.G.I Fridays with the "excellent" Jack Daniels grill. Adam is at a loss for syrup at IHOP, and the boys chat about easter holidays, strokin' and much more.

TGI Fridays,steak,IHOP,winter soldier,jack daniels,greew bean cake,gristle

Born in the Eighties 133: Superman is a Bad Roommate

Tue, 29 Apr 2014 03:20:24 +0000

Superman would make a bad roommate, Thor would be a good drinking buddy, and Iron man would be a dick. Pretty much nobody wins. The guys talk Totoro, pizza delivery issues, and so MUCH MORE.

totoro,pizza,game of thrones,toppers,glass nickel,world of warcraft,guild wars 2

Born in the Eighties 132: Apparate to the Kitchen

Sat, 19 Apr 2014 00:59:35 +0000

Jon and Adam talk most livable fantasy worlds, Jon proposes to Lolo, Adam fears the heat coming in the summer, and we witness a topless woman destroy a Mcdonalds.