How does this work? We’ll be picking four species to represent each region—north, south, east, and west—with a total of 16 species. Then, after seeding each region, they’ll be going head-to-head in our bracket. The only difference between March Madness and Critter Craziness is that you will be deciding our ultimate winner. 

Prepare for The Big Prance, Critter Chaos, and Final Fur! Follow our social media channels, and vote on our 24-hour LinkedIn and Instagram polls to join in on all the Critter Craziness.

VOTING BEGINS MARCH 23!

2026 Critter Craziness: Bracket Schedule and Dates

Savory Sixteen: March 23rd – March 26th (8 matchups | 4 days)

• Monday, March 23rd: North 
• Tuesday, March 24th: East
• Wednesday, March 25th: South
• Thursday, March 26th: West

Elite Ate: March 30th – March 31st (4 matchups | 2 days)

• Monday, March 30th: North/East
• Tuesday, March 31st: South/West

Final Fur: April 1st (2 matchups | 1 day)

• Wednesday, April 1st: North/East vs South/West

Chompionship: April 3rd (1 matchup | 1 day) 

• Friday, April 3rd: Final

Regional Matchups

North Region

• 1st Seed: Sea otter 
• 2nd Seed: Canada Lynx 
• 3rd Seed: Grey Wolf
• 4th Seed: Common Loon

East Region

• 1st Seed: Raccoon
• 2nd Seed: Porcupine 
• 3rd Seed: Ruby-throated Hummingbird 
• 4th Seed: Eastern Hellbender

South Region

• 1st Seed: Manatee 
• 2nd Seed: Monarch butterfly
• 3rd Seed: Bobcat
• 4th Seed: Loggerhead Sea Turtle

West Region

• 1st Seed: Grizzly bear 
• 2nd Seed: Mountain lion 
• 3rd Seed: Mountain goat 
• 4th Seed: Great-horned owl

Additional Information

• Vote: LinkedIn | Instagram Story 
• Learn more: NWF Wildlife Guide 
• Donate: Adopt An Animal

So you may be wondering: how does this work? We’ll be picking four species to represent each region—north, south, east, and west—with a total of 16 species. Then after seeding each region, they’ll be going head to head in our bracket. The only difference between March Madness and Critter Craziness is that you will be deciding our ultimate winner. 

Prepare for The Big Prance, follow our social media channels, and join in on all the Critter Craziness.

VOTING BEGINS MARCH 24!

2025 Critter Craziness: Bracket Schedule and Dates

• Sweet 16: March 24th – March 27th (8 matchups | 4 days)
  • Monday, March 24th: North 
  • Tuesday, March 25th: East
  • Wednesday, March 26th: South
  • Thursday, March 27th: West

• Elite 8: March 31st – April 1st (4 matchups | 2 days)
  • Monday, March 31st: North/East
  • Tuesday, April 1st: South/West

• Final 4: Thursday, April 3rd (2 matchups | 1 day) 

• Championship: Monday, April 7th (1 matchup | 1 day)

Regional Matchups

North Region

The North Region may be a favorite for this year’s Critter Craziness bracket with some star-studded species. Starting with moose as the first seed: standing six feet tall from hoof to shoulder, and weighing in at more than 1,000 pounds.

Up next, we have the Canada lynx as the second seed. Also known as the “gray ghost of the north,” these cats are seldomly seen but are well-adapted hunters with great night vision; a true sleeper pick for this year’s matchup.

Then, we have the beaver as the third seed: They have transparent eyelids that act as goggles underwater, so don’t let them slip under your radar!

Lastly, we have the sea otter as the fourth seed. They may hold hands while sleeping in the water, so they don’t drift away, but you otter not underestimate them! They have the densest fur of any animal and make a tough competitor.

East Region

The East Region has some fan-favorite species this year, and should not be overlooked. Soaring in at the first seed is the bald eagle! With an impressive wingspan of up to 6.5 feet and known as a classic icon of the United States, this predatory raptor means business.

Coming in at the second seed is the raccoon. Don’t be deceived by the mask, these creative omnivores always find a way to survive (and work their way into your hearts)!

Up next is the third seed, coyote—with well-rounded adaptability and extreme speed reaching up to 40 mph, this contender is the true underdog of this bracket.

Last but not least, known for its defense, the fourth seed porcupine doesn’t shoot its quills, but it has more than 30,000 at the ready.

South Region

The South Region has species on land, in water, and up in the air, so it may be our most diverse region. Starting us off is the first seed, manatee! Despite their massive size, they are very agile in the water and can eat an average of about 32 pounds of plants a day (an appetite for success, if you will).

Floating in at the second seed is the beloved monarch butterfly, with bright colors serving as a warning to its opponents to attack at their own risk.

Next, we have the third seed, American alligator! With a variety of means of locomotion (swim, walk, run, and crawl) and their tough exterior, it’s safe to say we could have our first croc-erella story.

Finally, we have the fourth seed, burrowing owl, whose small stature is made up for in wit, with the ability to mimic the sound of a rattlesnake to protect their home.

West Region

The West Region is a powerhouse, with some of the largest species rounding out the bracket. Starting with the first seed, bison. As the largest terrestrial animal in North America, they’re not only powerful but can also reach speeds of more than 30 mph.

Up next, the second seed, mountain lion, is a stealthy com(predator)—silent when stalking prey, so don’t let them sneak up on your bracket.

The third seed, pika, is our smallest species in the West, but don’t let that (or their cuteness) fool you—their ability to thrive in the toughest conditions speaks volumes to their strength.

Last but not least, the fourth seed is the grizzly bear. With a bite capable of crushing bone and known for being territorial, it’s safe to say this will be a fierce opponent.

Additional Information

• Vote starting March 24: LinkedIn | Instagram Story | Facebook Story
• Learn more: NWF Wildlife Guide 
• Donate: Adopt An Animal

Swimming

Did you know there are 35 swimming events in the 2024 Summer Olympics? If they allowed fish to compete, sailfish—one of, if not the fastest fish in the world—would earn a lot of gold medals (move over Michael Phelps, although they would prefer squid, but alas). Found in tropical and temperate oceans around the world, scientists estimate they can reach speeds of over 30 mph (for reference, Phelps’ max speed was 8.8 mph). 

To make things fair, we should compare a land animal, amiright? When it comes to long distances, despite their size, moose can compete with the best of them. Weighing up to 1600 pounds, they have been recorded swimming up to 20 miles in between islands when looking for vegetation, and can even use this technique to avoid predators like wolves. For reference, the longest swimming race in the Olympics is 10 kilometers and the record time is around 2 hours (just keep swimming, just keep swimming). 

Fun Fact: Moose have specialized nasal muscles that help close their nostrils while foraging underwater (take that snorkels).

Athletics

From pole vaults to high jumps, to relays and sprints—athletics (or track and field as we know it in the U.S.) is what many first think of when the Olympics are mentioned. They are also the oldest Olympic category, with roots in the very first ancient Greek Olympic games in 776 B.C.E. Did you know that those first games were even held in the Greek valley of Olympia? 

Humans aren’t the only quick and agile species—mantids could outjump the best Olympian! These species also have their own roots in Greek language: “mantis” means “soothsayer” in Greek and is a reference to their deceivingly docile posture where they hold their front legs together as if in prayer (hence the common name, praying mantis). 

There are over 2,400 species of mantises around the world. While the most common species in the U.S. today were introduced from Europe and Asia, there are species of native mantids in North America like the Carolina mantid.

Mantids are carnivorous and are known for lying in wait to quickly pounce on their prey. Studies and high-speed footage have revealed that mantids use incredible reflexes to leap, rotate, and land precisely on their targets. They can calculate their approach, jump, and grab onto their prey in a matter of milliseconds. Good luck breaking that record to this year’s hurdlers!

Diving

We love to watch the Summer Olympics diving competitions: the divers are strong, graceful, precise, and practiced. No doubt the competitors have spent years—decades, even—perfecting their form and learning breath control. Many marine animals have innate deep-diving instincts as well. Picture a fur seal, penguin, or polar bear launching into ice-cold water in search of their next meal. But the deepest diving marine animal of them all? The Cuvier’s beaked whale. 

Sometimes called the “goose-beaked whale”, this reclusive mammal lives in the open ocean in temperate, tropical, and subtropical waters. Even though it is not considered to be threatened or endangered, population numbers are low. Some species are just not abundant by nature and that’s okay! 

One Cuvier’s whale reportedly dove nearly two miles and another stayed submerged for over two hours—winning this species the records for both deepest and longest dives. Hopefully there are no humans attempting to break that record!

Speed Climbing

This year, 2024 Olympian and U.S. athlete Sam Watson set a new world record in speed climbing, which will be in the 2024 Paris Olympics as its own discipline for the first time. His record—15 meters in 4.798 seconds. With a women’s world record of 6.242 seconds on the same route, Ola Miroslaw isn’t far behind. 

The sport of speed climbing involves two athletes racing side by side on the exact same 15-meter route (that they have practiced thousands of times) to see who can get to the top faster. Speed will have its own medal at the Paris games this year, and American Sam Watson is a favorite for the gold.

Another U.S. native is pretty fast at climbing, too. A mountain goat (Oreamnos americanus) can scale almost 1,500 vertical feet in 20 minutes. Their hooves have two toes that can move independently of each other and are specially designed for gripping to slippery, rocky terrain.

So who would win — a speed climber or a mountain goat? While goats are fast, Olympians are faster. Extrapolating a 5-second speed run to a 1,500-foot vertical cliff (this isn’t how it works at all), it would take a speed climber just about 2.5 minutes to scale what a mountain goat can do in 20 minutes.

A Diamond in the Marsh

The 101-year-old Fenway Park is named after The Fens, a saltwater marshland around the Muddy River. Parts of the neighborhood, like much of downtown Boston, were built on filled-in marshy areas. That’s led to several problems:

• Fenway’s playing field is at or even below street level. As recently as 2010, heavy rains flooded the dugouts.
• While recent renovations have helped with drainage – the area under the stands behind home plate no longer smells like a sewer after it rains – short of putting the entire park on stilts, Fenway Park will remain vulnerable.
• The subway station most of the Fenway Faithful use, Kenmore Square, has repeatedly suffered major flooding when the Muddy River has overflowed its banks.

And that’s before we consider that floods are now being made worse by heavier rainfalls and climate change-fueled sea level rise.

The Environmental League of Massachusetts Action Fund, the political wing of the National Wildlife Federation’s state affiliate, recently called attention to the dire situation as superstorm Sandy’s anniversary approached:

“The effects of climate change are real and they are here now,” said ELM Action Fund President George Bachrach. “Boston narrowly dodged a bullet when Sandy hit last year, but eventually a superstorm will hit our city, flooding our hospitals, schools and the MBTA.”

According to the Boston Harbor Association, Sandy’s storm surge could have flooded more than 80 million square feet of the city if the superstorm had hit Boston just five and a half hours earlier at high tide.

Keep in mind Sandy’s center came ashore in New Jersey, hundreds of miles to the south. This video shows the potential damage from a direct hit:

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See more photos at the Environmental League of Massachusetts Facebook page (and give them a like while you’re there). You can also use this interactive tool designed by StorageFront.com to see what some Boston landmarks would look like with varying amounts of sea level rise and storm surge.

So tonight, I’ll be rooting for the Red Sox from my couch – I’d rather be at Fenway, but I couldn’t find $1,000 in the couch cushions. But I’ll also be rooting for our elected officials to take action on cutting carbon pollution so we can protect Fenway Park for generations to come.

Take Action

Boston will elect a new mayor on Tuesday, November 5. Sign the ELM Action Fund petition asking candidates John Connolly and Marty Walsh to address climate change.

Despite decades of pledges to protect the panther, today only about 100 survive in Florida’s dwindling wilderness areas. That’s because, while politicians like to hold press conferences declaring their commitment to protecting the beloved panther, they rarely – if ever – say no to developers who want to bulldoze panther habitat.

The story of Florida Gulf Coast University is a prime example. Craig Pittman of the Tampa Bay Times spent years chronicling the ultimately fruitless effort to protect the panther habitat:

In the mid 1990s, Florida politicians wanted to build a new university on swampy land near Fort Myers that was owned by an influential campaign contributor who wanted to develop all the land around it. Their plan involved destroying 75 acres of wetlands, which required permission from the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. After months of study, the corps had not made a decision.

Col. Terry Rice, who ran the corps in Florida, was on an airboat in the Everglades when his cell phone rang. The caller, Rice recalled, began “cussing me out” for delaying the permit for Florida Gulf Coast University. The caller: Connie Mack, then Florida’s Republican U.S. senator.

“He used some terms over the telephone that weren’t very flattering,” Rice said. “It wasn’t a pleasant conversation.” […]

Mack’s call wasn’t unusual. Public interest is supposed to drive the corps’ decisions, but politicians often lean on the corps on behalf of private interests. Politicians from the president on down say they want to preserve wetlands. But when a well-connected constituent wants help to destroy wetlands, elected officials are quick to oblige.

“The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, which spends more than $1.2 million a year on panther protection, has not blocked a single development that altered panther habitat,” reported Pittman in his exhaustive 2010 two-part report on the panther. Read part one and part two.

The National Wildlife Federation and the Florida Wildlife Federation, our state affiliate, have spent years fighting to protect the Florida panther. In cases where we felt federal officials used flawed science to allow developers to wipe out critically-needed panther habitat, we’ve gone to court, winning two lawsuits to protect Florida panthers from reckless permitting.

As Pittman has reported, at one point officials even claimed there were too many panthers – that the 78 living panthers were 28 more than needed to sustain the population. That claim was used to justify an expansion of Ft. Myers Airport into panther habitat. The biologist who wrote that report later said his bosses pushed ahead even though the claims were “known by the entire scientific community to be wrong.”

Florida panthers are solitary creatures who require a huge amount of territory – 200 square miles for males, 75 square miles for females. The panthers can be beneficial to people by hunting animals that otherwise breed unchecked to the point of nuisancy- white-tailed deer, feral hogs, armadillos, raccoons and small alligators.

Florida Gulf Coast plays the University of Florida on Friday night at 9:57pm ET and despite having Florida in the final of my bracket, I’ll be rooting for FGCU. How can you not? But I hope that their rise brings renewed attention to the need to protect the Florida panther habitat that their school was literally founded on.

Take Action

Ask President Obama and your members of Congress to protect the Florida panther and other endangered species nationwide  by supporting investments in crucial wildlife conservation programs.

This week’s SI cover is out and it features … Seals in the Pacific. Oh wait, that was Feb. 1958. My bad. twitter.com/si_vault/statu…

— Andy Gray (@si_vault) April 24, 2012

Gray’s tone betrayed a pretty common assumption: ‘Nature isn’t sports. That’s ridiculous!’

But SI, long the standard-bearer of American fandom, didn’t always feel that way. This was something I knew vaguely, having perused old-timey back issues as a kid, but I never tried to quantify it until today.

At its 1954 inception, Sports Illustrated recognized that getting out and interacting with nature could be sport—in fact, it represented some of our most hallowed sports traditions. That first year, three of the magazine’s 20 issues featured outdoor activities on the cover, including two wildlife–only covers (for our purposes, I counted anything involving hunting, fishing, hiking, birdwatching and general wilderness exploration as an ‘outdoors’ cover. Skiing, sailboat racing, bike racing and the like were left out since they do sometimes rate significant media coverage nowadays and are more structured…and because it’s my admittedly arbitrary system).

Throughout the 1950s, nature shared cover time with baseball, football and boxing. Between 1954 and 1959, SI averaged five nature covers per year, including nine in 1958. Standouts included this 1955 bird-watching cover, which could easily pass for a ‘wonders of biodiversity’ mural, a Chukar Partridge (“Six Pages of Game Birds in Color”) and the seals pictured above.

A TV-Driven Shift?

In the 1960s, things started to change. There were still three nature covers in 1963, but from that point on, the decade featured just two—one being 1965’s power boating feature, which I included with some hesitation only because it includes the line “the most luxurious fishing machine.” It seems that as television was becoming more ingrained in the American consciousness, and its signature sport—football—was exploding in popularity, our conception of sport took a distinctly couch-bound turn. More and more, the sports that SI was illustrating were highly structured activities performed by other people.

Children ages 3-12 spend 1% of their time outdoors, and 27 % of their time just watching TV. A recent report from Common Sense Media (PDF ) found that more than half of all American children between the ages of 0-8 now have access to one of the newer mobile devices at home, and nearly one-third have a TV in their bedroom. Overall, it indicates that ‘screen time’ is higher than ever for kids (as has been mentioned frequently here, that shift carries myriad consequences, from increased likelihood of poor eyesight to heart disease). Given all this, is it any wonder that televised stars like Brett Favre have replaced brook trout in the popular imagination?

Remembering Our Outdoor Heritage

What’s important to note is that outdoor recreation isn’t dead in America—not by a long shot. In fact, according to the 2012 Outdoor Recreation participation Topline Report, 2011 saw outdoor recreation (which includes fishing, hunting, birdwatching, et al.) among Americans at the highest participation level in the last five years.

And yet, to quote my colleague Miles Grant, “can you imagine Sports Illustrated ever putting wildlife on the cover today? Today, unless it takes place in designated arenas laden with ads that we drive to, it’s not a real sport.”

Sports Illustrated has seemingly confirmed that: since the year 1986, outdoors or nature have not been featured on the cover even once. It may be time to shift our idea of  recreation so that it includes both the Chicago Blackhawks and the Common Black-Hawk once again. If we return to thinking of the outdoors as ‘sports,’ it may help even more Americans see our natural places the way they once did—as the greatest stadiums we’ve ever had.

UPDATE:

After I bothered Andy Gray with a link to this post, he responded:

@MaxTGreenberg @SInow thought you did a great job with this story. I’ll show the boss. Maybe he’ll be up for a wildlife cover.

— Andy Gray (@si_vault) April 26, 2012

My sincerest thanks go to @si_vault for paying attention and running the ‘wildlife’ cover idea up the chain. Stay tuned—maybe someday soon we’ll see wild bison sharing cover space with the Buffalo Bills (though the latter might be more far-fetched).

It’s the only thing about the Cards’ season that was stranger than Kyle Lohse becoming a solid starter.

It’s a squirrel.

The card commemorates Game 4 of the National League Division Series, when a bushy-tailed rodent scampered in front of the hitter, Cardinals’ utilityman Skip Schumaker, just before a pitch. Umpire Angel Hernandez called it a ball, and Phillies pitcher Roy Oswalt and manager Charlie Manuel argued, because everyone knows that a squirrel on the field means an automatic timeout, right?

Anyway, the so-called ‘Rally Squirrel’ became a folk hero in St. Louis (Twitter account here; 27,000 followers) and the most famous baseball-adjacent small mammal since David Eckstein.

With Squirrel Appreciation Day just past and Groundhog Day already upon us, we thought it was a good time to salute Rally Squirrel and take a look at some other notable baseball rodents.

Unless otherwise linked, all nickname information is from the Don Zminda’s “From Abba Dabba to Zorro: The World of Baseball Nicknames.”

1) Roy Sievers, ‘Squirrel’

Slow, slugging former Senators’ great supposedly got this nickname as a basketball player in high school because he “(hung) around the basket like a squirrel around a tree.” Though a citation eludes me, I believe he supped on nuts, seeds and cones throughout the spring as well, hoarding and burying food so that he might revisit his caches years later.

2) Orval Overall, ‘The Big Groundhog’

Early 20^th century Cubs’ pitcher got this nickname because he was an agriculture student. Also: had a dense grey undercoat and digging claws. Alas, groundhogs may now be emerging earlier due to global warming, to their detriment—even worse than if Orval had reported for Spring Training in the middle of a Chicago blizzard (tip goes to Miles Grant for that tidbit as well as parts of this post).

3) Billy Shipke, ‘Muskrat Bill’

Old timer was almost my height/weight twin, and nobody knows what made him muskrat-like. Perhaps his well-adapted swimming tail. Though even that would probably not have helped him escape calamities like the Kalamazoo River oil spill.

4) Cliff Melton, ‘Mickey Mouse’

Former New York Giant was born 100 years ago last month and had big ears. I’m surprised there aren’t more nicknames in this vein.

5) Whitey Herzog, ‘The White Rat’

Famous buzzcut Hall of Fame manager got this name for his extremely light blond hair. It’s also possible that his distinctly rat-like empathy contributed to his ability to rally a ballclub.

6) Gary Gaetti, ‘The Rat’

Slugging third-baseman got his Muroidean moniker for obvious reasons. And by that, I meant that he was omnivorous and a good burrower. What did you think I meant?

7) Don Zimmer, ‘The Gerbil’

Submitted without comment.

Honorable mentions go to to ‘Bunny’ Anthony Brief and Rabbit Maranville since rabbits aren’t true rodents but are often confused as such and often referred to together as members of the same ‘superclass.’

To learn more about squirrels, check out this blog post or the red squirrel page in our Wildlife Library.  You can find tips for sending your kids to ‘Squirrel School’ at Big Backyard.

Did I miss anyone? Tweet which of these baseball rodents (including Rally Squirrel) is your favorite using the hashtag #baseballrodents.

Does this need rational explanation? I feel like maybe it should stand alone as a work of surrealist art.

OK, fine: So the Washington Nationals baseball team has a nightly Presidents Race among George (George Washington), Tom (Thomas Jefferson), Abe (Abraham Lincoln) and Teddy (Theodore Roosevelt). The gag is that Teddy never wins and is often thwarted near the finish line in comical ways.

According to Let Teddy Win, a “rivalry” had been brewing between the Nats’ presidents and their minor league affiliate Harrisburg Senators’ racing monkeys. So one of them – I’m not clear if this was Bingo, Bongo or Steve – took revenge on Tuesday night by giving Teddy a flying shoulder-block, costing him the win.

Teddy Roosevelt, National Wildlife Federation Conservation Hall of Famer, done in by wildlife.

Via Deadspin