Feat. ONE & ONLY from the new album DADBOD, plus tunes from Stillness 3.

Feat. and original story written and performed by yours truly, w/ music by Stillness3 and Owl Cave Dreams.

All I ever wanted was a 'best friend'. And maybe, just maybe, my prayers were answered...

HUGE thanks to all you amazing listeners for keeping the show in the Top 5% of podcasts globally, even in my absence <3 And with that...the monthly storytelling adventure continues!

From Best Friend funk to Little Guy folk to hip-hop autobiography in BUMPY w/ Chrystal Leigh (Sons of Daughters), co-composer extraordinaire TOBIAS TINKER is in the house from Berlin to conquer 8 wings from Hell and share tales of creating this massive 20 song and 20 video epic for my young prince. And we finish off with a HUGE video preview for 80's homage ONE & ONLY in full Genesis/Gabriel style. Get your swoon on!

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Wing 1 - 3:00 Aardvark Habanero

Wing 2 - 5:30 Heartbeat Hot Sauce

Wing 3 - 9:00 Christian's Cherry Bomb

Wing 4 - 14:00 Dawson's Hot Sauce

Wing 5 - 15:00 Christian's Tomato Haste

Wing 6 - 17:30 Bravado Black Garlic Reaper

DA BOMB! - 21:00 WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

Wing 8 - 26:12 Burn After Eating

MUSIC VIDEO PREVIEW — 29:30 ONE&ONLY

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WelI...that triggered a powerful revelation about the trials and tribulations of the past year.

2020, people. We're all in it together.

And there IS a way out <3

FEAT. music from Owl Cave Dreams (new Winter Solstice double-album available now!)

Happy Halloween one and all! It's the season of the witch, so I'm bringing you a fresh DREAMTIME journey — this is where I walk you (and myself, let's be honest) through the strange symbols and trippy moments and flickers of lucidity to try to get at the root of what a particular dream was trying to communicate. If you've got any hunches, inklings, or ideas, please pass 'em on!

(And yes - I DO believe that dreams are important messages from the subconscious...and that the ones we remember upon waking are remembered for a REASON)

Seriously. 

In this age of Covid-19 and the (re)rise of remote work? I've been batting .500 on these 'auditions', which ain't bad. Especially when said gig ends up being fun, creatively challenging, and networking boon, and wallet steroids. But that still means that there were a handful of game writer jobs I applied for and didn't hit the bullseye. Ones where — after the headhunter or studio HR got my CV and reviewed my past work samples and learned of my (modest but fair?) salary expectations — I was asked to spend 1-2 weeks on a game writer 'assessment'. A test that would most certainly be based, at the very least tangentially, on the design parameters for an upcoming title they had in development.  And they'd expect it for FREE.

And, like a schmuck, I'd deliver. Buyer's market, and all that. But consider the math for a second; they knew my salary range and industry history, which made them painfully aware of the real-world value of my time. (at least 2K per week, being frank...or...well...Brooke). And yet, even after delivering more than expected and ahead of schedule and always with a thank-you note peppered with gratitude and genuine interest in their project moving forward, whatever their choice..? I'd get a three-line form letter rejection. At best. Which is kinda shitty, especially in these uncertain and heavy-hearted times. For everyone.

But since I tend not to sign NDAs until there's real contract tact, I'm more than comfortable sharing a recent example with you here. Embedded audio, too! I've taken the liberty of omitting some potentially incriminating chunks of design-related stuff; that's probably why I'm not posting from the massive game writer test I sank two weeks of my life into for that now-infamous IP that rhymes with SHMARY SMOTTER). Instead, this is one I whipped up for a AAA Chinese developer back in July.

And after weeks of badgering their headhunter for any post-submission feedback whatsoever?

'Sorry, but you were overqualified.'  

Thanks for the ass-smoke, lady...I hope you enjoy the freebie.

SKIP TO 4:10 to dive straight into the narrated goodness of the first act of the story. If you like what you're hearing? Then drop me a line and maybe…just maybe…we can figure out a way to get an HD PDF of all 98 pages into your grubby virtual paws!

Here's the summary, along with an embed of the original trailer for the comic:

At a remote university, an angry young student faces the harsh realization that he has nothing to show for years of study. When he threatens his professor to teach him something real, he is drawn into a horrifying game of life and death. Soon, he will learn that the only rule is pain, and that true knowledge only comes when everything you believe…has burned away. Written by Brooke Burgess — the award-winning creator of Broken Saints — with art by Dane Cypel.

This is # 2 in a 'DREAMTIME' series I've been recording live and unfiltered, where I share profound 'visions' downloaded in sleep. Prophecies? Well...that's for YOU to decide.

You can find VIDEO of the first—a super emotional symbol dream on the eve' of my 50th— over on my FB and Youtube pages (5000 FB views and counting!) 

Featuring hypnotic new tunes by OWL CAVE DREAMS.

With all the buzz surrounding the Snyder Cut, 'deep fakes', the spectre of advanced AI, and the entertainment industry leaning on animation to survive the Covid-19 pandemic?

I had a thought. 

Or two ;-)

Feat. original music by Tobias Tinker and Owl Cave Dreams.

Jesus H Christmas...it's true...I'm turning 50. 

And with just a few weeks left to brace before the 'oldometer' rolls me into flattened obsolescence? I wanted to reach out to my most loyal and loving listeners with a request.

You see...after 3 years of giving this show away for zip, nada, bupkis, nothing, FREE...I figured it was fair time to hit you up for some sweet b-day charity. Fiscal love. Cash-cash-money, y'all.

And if just 5% of you send me a little somethin-somethin'? Then this Southeast Asian Lockdown mid-life nightmare might just transform into this storyteller's creative dream...

It's FREE AUDIOBOOK BINGE TIME, folks! For the next 30 DAYS I'm giving away copies of our HD deluxe bells-and-whistles #audiobook extravaganza The Cat's Maw to any and all who want it — that's 8+ HOURS of award-winning storytelling, FREE!

Listen to the latest ep for how to snag it (of course there's a catch, but it's mere minutes of effort) — if you're still on the fence, I've included THE pivotal chapter in the story for your listening pleasure!

So spread the good word, get those headphones ready, and be sure to set your Audible account to HD Downloads — I promise you are in for a feline-lovin' trip <3

You want it? You got it!

No razzle dazzle required, my friends — by popular request, here's my TOP 10 BUCKET LIST, in honour of 2020 and the painful birthday milestone I'm destined to hit, coronavirus permitting =)))

Feat. original music by STILLNESS 3

This month's 20min Q&A edition asks:

WHO ARE THE WORST KIND OF TRAVELLERS YOU'VE MET, WITNESSED, OR PERSONALLY EXPERIENCED?

Whooooo-boy. Fasten those safety belts, kidlets. It's about to get nasty.

(FEATURING MUSIC FROM STILLNESS3)

If there's anything I've learned in my near 5-decades wandering the plains and crags of this waterlogged rock spinning in the deep, deep dark, for God Knows What Purpose before this soul of mine pops off like the last bubble in a dirty kid's bathwater..?

It's this: though the essence underneath it is the same, the human act of LOVE represents something different to everyone.

And here's what it means to me...

(Featuring original music from OWL CAVE DREAMS)

I've been teasing it forever, and now the show is one step closer to reality — time for a deep dive into BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: The Musical, with nearly half the original soundtrack for your listening pleasure!

Wanna skip the yada-yada preamble and get straight to the goods? We got ya timecode covered, you sons o' bitches:

7:40 - (It's All In The) REFLEXES 

16:00 - THE STORMS (Part 1)

18:00 - THE STORMS (Part 2)

19:00 - HE'S A DEMON!

23:20 - MAN'S WORLD

27:00 - GREEN EYES

35:30 - BURNING BLADE (Somebody to Love)

42:30 - EPIC RAP BATTLE (In Little China)

48:45 - ???

He's the man behind the music behind the show.

And we take this hour before ringing out the old and ringing in the new to chat everything under the sun, including his two new albums of jazz and ambient, OK BOOMER, and much much more!

When I look back at the stories that had a lasting effect on me — the ones that shaped, inspired, and frankly blew the roof off my basic storytelling sensibilities — I'd have to say that one of the defining tales was a 12-issue DC comics epic.

For a hick kid with a second-rate movie theatre, a laughably small local library, and six channels on cable? My storytelling could pretty much be summed up as BC and AC:

Before Crisis on Infinite Earths...and after it.

This month, a longtime listener asks:

If you could turn back time in your creative career, what would you do differently? Do you have any regrets?

I thought this'd be the SHORTEST Q&A yet...but free-styling is akin to public therapy, I reckon.

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27 Years Ago, this happened in an abandoned warehouse on Halloween night in Windsor, ON, Canada.

Think Jacob's Ladder meets Twin Peaks w a dash of Twilight Zone on top. Oh...and strippers and weed.

FOR MATURE LISTENERS.

I've been asked a lot of questions in my (nearly) half-century on this rock...

But when I put the call out for fresh Q&A material, one listener hit me with the coolest Q imaginable...

"If you could be asked anything that you've never been asked before, what would the question be, and what's the answer?"

Time to get metaphysical, bitches.

(Feat. new music from Tobias Tinker and Stillness3)

As I plunk away on the next volume in The Shadowland Saga during rare moments of 'free time' (HA!), I began to think:

What if I narrated the audiobook edition myself?

I was truly spoiled with the great David Kaye's contributions on The Cat's Maw, but let's face it — he's a busy (and expensive) man. And if I've learned anything during this podcast romp the past two years, it's that maybe, just maybe, my voice doesn't suck as much as I thought it did. Think of it being akin to body dysmorphia, but for vocal chords — I clearly can't trust my opinion, 'cause I have nearly five decades of bias.

So here we are...the first draft prologue for Book 2 for your greedy little ears, and me behind the mic. Some classic TT tunes as well. And I honestly want to know what you think...

SHOULD I DO THIS OR NOT? 

One episode a month just ain't enough, my friends.

But I just don't have the bandwidth to crank out 2+ original stories, edit them, and set it all to cool new music. The solution..? 

FAN-SUBMITTED Q&A RETURNS!

One question a month gets a 10-15 answer. Anything YOU want. Easy peasy. And the first Q from Michael Davis doesn't hold back:

What's the hardest thing to confront about yourself?

Ever been tempted to trash all your spiritual brownie points for one moment of gloriously justified VENGEANCE..?

I was.

And here's what happened.

Featuring ALL NEW MUSIC from acclaimed jazz trio STILLNESS3

Exactly 30 years ago, there was a brash, foul-mouthed, overcompensating, girl-obsessed, and woefully immature version of yours truly spending his summer nights in Windsor, ON and Motor City Michigan doing stand...up...comedy.

So, Chris Spirit Brown? This one's for you, by special request. One night only. I'm coming out of retirement.

And you're not gonna like it. 

The roots of creativity go deep, tangled around our formative years and adolescence. For me, one of those dark tendrils snaked its way into my pre-teen thoughts with a simple roll of the dice...

Role-playing. Escapism. Power fantasies. Call it what you want.

The rest of us called it...D&D.

Dungeons & Dragons showed me something about myself that I still treasure (and struggle with) to this day. It also revealed how bogglingly deep the rabbit hole of my young mind could really go.

And that's what this show is about.

30 years ago, I first heard of the legendary 900km pilgrimage across Spain — the Way of St James.

10 years ago, I walked it after reading The Alchemist. 

This is how it changed my life. 

Featuring music by TOBIAS TINKER and the Stillness3.

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As Notre Dame burns and much of the world mourns, I can't help but wonder — have we lost the ability to feel the suffering of those UN-like ourselves?

*includes the reading and examination of an article by author Hanna Rosin on NPR titled 'The End of Empathy', and featuring original music by TOBIAS TINKER.

Men. Women. Relationships. Conflict. A Divine Comedy...or is it all just a curse in the f#$%ing stars? 

Got 20min? Here's an 'End of Mercury Retrograde' freestyle rant on the whole 'manhood' conundrum, featuring a lesson learned at the end of my longest relationship — a lesson that put me on the path to reconciling what masculinity could (and I feel SHOULD) mean, culture and hormones bedamned...

At some point in your life, you're gonna hear the words:

I DON'T LIKE YOU.

They could be said cruelly, or critically, or even from a claimed place of 'constructive kindness'.

In fact, for me, it happened just one week ago.

It wasn't the first time. Not by a long shot.

But this time..?

I was READY.

Some New Year freestyle storytelling where you get to laugh (and cringe) at my expense. Vulnerability! Body image! Shameless Germans! Cold water anatomy lessons! It's the first Buddha and the Slut of 2019!!!

Happy Holidays, loyal listeners, and apologies for the veritable silence around these parts. Been swamped with work and travel and the expected holiday chaos, but I wanted to share something a bit sweet and soulful (and perhaps even revelatory) to close out 2018.

It's a short ep, featuring my entry for the National Poetry Contest this year. And since everything I do and make draws from a hefty pile of personal truth, I fully expect you to draw some wide-eyed conclusions from this one...

Stay tuned, stay safe, and stay YOU, my friends.

B

As we approach the merge on the latest season (Davids Vs Goliaths) of SURVIVOR, I wanted to take a closer look; why does the show endure? How does the Hero's Journey apply to non-fiction? And what the hell happens now that CANADIANS CAN PLAY, TOO?!?

It's another 30min+ freestyle ep of Buddha and the Slut, so pop in those buds and bask in my nerdishly honeyed tones and the soundtrack sweetness of Tobias Tinker and Stillness3.

Hey Kittens and Cats,

Here's a 23min freeform rant on gender politics — where things are at between men and women right now and where (according to some wacky evolutionary biologists) it may have all started.

Rampant OPINIONS, theorizing, inflammatory thoughts (drawn from some pretty compelling science) AND yes...an earnest plea for mutual compassion. 

Is there a chance for us to hug this one out...bitch?

Hey kittens and cats — the summer series continues with something a little bit different on Buddha and the Slut. You see, I get asked a ton about the whole 'digital nomad' working remote thing. A lot of you still seem to have NO idea what I actually 'do'...

So here's a short suspense narrative I recently did for a game client as a 'storytelling test': three sections of prose (200 words or less per section), along with two TEXTING sequences (8 lines or less) to gauge my ability to quickly establish character and stakes from the get go.

Lemme know your thoughts, and thanks as always for listening and spreading the good word!

Just the way he would've liked it.

#RIPAnthonyBourdain

In this Q&A Bonus Ep, I talk about WHY I write from a personal and spiritual perspective, and answer the age-old debate of Animals v People! #writing #amwriting #animals #podcast #QandA

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It's been almost a year since I posted the first episode. 

I cranked 'em out, bi-weekly, all wild-eyed and eagle-eared.

Shared tales I hoped would lift and inspire and make the hard roads a bit easier to tread.

But I also dug in the muck…you know…in case you dared make the mistake of holding yours truly in too high a regard. Because if history has taught us anything, it's how quickly a pedestal can get torn down, and turned into a crucifix.

And to think…I didn't even plan this as an Easter show.

FEAT. Music the music of TOBIAS TINKER

At year's end, a client asked me to whip up a text-based adventure game writing sample in Twine software. I happily obliged. 

Lots of folks enjoyed the creepy mystery, to the point of suggesting I do a show where someone plays through the game in a live setting. 

I decided to go one better. I'd visit my composer cousin in Berlin —from EP4's The Piano Man Cometh — and have him play through with me while creating a LIVE SOUNDTRACK!!!

We hope you enjoy the silliness that follows =)))

In this episode, I return to Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia after 40 YEARS with the plan of scattering my beloved cat Quinn's ashes in the colonial graveyard by my childhood home.

And then something magical happens...

(Feat. Original Music by Stillness3 + a free audiobook exclusive from The Cat's Maw, starring David Kaye)

After a recent twitter poll (and to honour the magic of the season) I am delivering unto you a story of a mystical nature. Otherworldly, even.

And it's a doozy, 'cause it's the first time I have publicly shared the details of these events…ever.

Twas a night in late autumn, and all through the place…something was stirring…something from…outer space.

You're listening to Buddha and the Slut. And this unbelievable yet utterly true tale is called...

FIRE IN THE SKY.

Time for another true tale of digital nomad debauchery and Third World mid-life madness from the shores of Southeast Asia!

This one revolves around my discovery of a (then) little-known island oasis in the Andaman Sea -- a Muslim island, in the land of Buddhists.

After resisting the lures of 'Sexual Disneyland' for most of my adult life, it's little wonder I longed to flee the sordid culture shock of three winters in Phuket. Little did I know that destiny would be waiting for me on undiscovered shores...

Recommended for MATURE listeners. 

(featuring more original music from TOBIAS TINKER)

It's been a while, friends, but we're back with more wild and wacky Q&A goodness. But this time? Things are gonna be a bit different…because these questions were submitted with AUDIO!

And not just the voice of any old inquisitive gal or fella, faithful listeners. Today is a real treat, as my not-so-old friend, acclaimed singer songwriter, and all-around heartbreakin' sassy pants CHRYSTAL LEIGH - of Nashville sensation SONS OF DAUGHTERS - is the one on the mic.

So get ready for revelations on everything from:

• my coolest DRUG experience!
• fav SEX position!
• girls w/mommy vs daddy issues!
• Blondes V Brunettes!!!

And then we'll finish off with the hot track Catching Feelings from her duo's dope new album. It's SONS OF DAUGHTERS meets the world's sexiest brother and sister on Episode 15...of Buddha & the Slut.

On this show, I tell stories. Strange ones. Scary ones. Sweet and sad and difficult ones. These are true tales of my experiences with travel and culture, magic and mysticism, and all things dirty - both good and bad.

But now? Now I'm going to tell a story about love.

It's been a year, almost to the day, that she left. And I first wrote this piece to deal with the grief. But now, I'm sharing it to honour her. And to remind people that a soulmate can come in many forms…and inevitably leave us…but if our lives were changed by them, then the bond was not in vain.

It's a long one…so I hope you'll set aside 35min for the journey. Who knows…maybe, just maybe, you'll be changed a little by knowing her, too.

You're listening to Buddha and the Slut. And this one is called:

TIL DEATH DO US PART.

There's truth in the old saying, 'It's not where you are, but who you're with, that makes the journey worthwhile.'

And with 7 years of the nomad life under my well-worn belt, I tend to agree. I've been to some amazing places, and seen some incredible things, but it's the people I've met on the path that made it memorable. That opened me up. Taught me the big lessons. Call them good, or bad, or rockin' the middle way…

ALL of them were teachers. All of them were mirrors.

This is a story about one of them — a gorgeous French girl I met on a bus back in the spring of 2013, on a visa run to the Myanmar border. Headphones and HD are highly recommended. And even though it ain't 50 Shades of Grey bullshit (IE: it doesn't SUCK), it is Rated R. 

Featuring original music by Tobias Tinker.

#NSFW #travel #digitalnomad #sex #relationships #thailand #women #girls #seduction #dating #lessons #hunter #prey 

Back in Spring 2004 I hadn't been sleeping well for months. Not to mention zero exercise, and heaps of junk food. Something had to give. Turns out my breakdown wouldn't happen in the waking world...

A few weeks after I adopted my cat, Quinn – the little Maine Coon goddess who would watch me each night from the foot of the bed with something akin to 'annoyed concern' — there was a fateful evening when I finally sank into slumber.

And I mean it like it sounds – sank. Like a boat with a hole in it. Like movie quicksand. Like dinosaurs in tar. I sank until I found myself trapped in the dark. And I was scared. Because I knew all about lucid dreaming…

...but how could a nightmare could be this real???

(Based on a TRUE story, and featuring original music by Tobias Tinker and guest narration by DAVID KAYE, from The Cat's Maw audio experience)

Time for another juicy Q&A on Buddha and the Slut!! This ep, your questions covered everything from:

• multitasking + body-swapping
• meditation tips + coping with solitude
• being a lesbian in a man's body
• my Top 3 picks for a Living or Dead Dream Dinner

Hope you enjoy it — be sure to share and comment if you do — and don't be too shy to send in Q's of your own!!

Last time we took a trip to frontiers both strange and psychedelic. Whereas today…we're gonna stay a bit closer to home…especially if you happen to live in France.

But it's still Buddha and the Slut, my friends — which means we got some travel, some embarrassing truths, a little weirdness, and a special kind of narcotic.

 This is Episode 10, and it's called…MY SECRET DRUG.

(Feat. Music by Stillness3)

That's right, my friends…as promised, it's time we finally get psychedelic on the show, with a chilling tale of 12 strangers, demon snakes, and a 9ft Samurai Shaman!!!

It's fire and brimstone and pants-shitting DMT fun with AYAHUASCA— in a story that had to told on Buddha and Slut. Buckle up, children. This one's called – VINE OF THE DEAD.

(FEAT. music from the SOUND FASCINATION Collection by Tobias Tinker) 

This episode, I chat with JAMES CURCIO — philosopher, musician, transmedia artist, sensual deviant, and chief brain at MYTHOS MEDIA — on all things creative and philosophical, as we approach the eve of his long-awaited Narrative Machines release!

As always, I try to get to the roots of the creative urge, formative year influences, and 'happy accidents' along the way. I hope you'll stick around for the chat, which includes an exclusive music treat right after the show :)

Thanks again for listening — I'll have a new original story up in the next few weeks, so spread the good word!

BB

(HEY! If you're keen to ask a question you can leave it here, drop by my site, or hit me up on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram. Happy to do it - but I hope you'll spread the good word and post a glowing review on iTunes/Stitcher/Google if you dig it!)

Go-to shower songs?

Death Row last meal?

Getting on TV?

A writer's purpose?

The impact of travel?    

What's my type?

Who put the Bomp in the Bomp-sha-bomp-sha-bomp?

And my defining high-school crush?

You brought the Q's, my friends...

So I will bring the A's!

Slip on those headphones

And smoke 'em if you got 'em...

It's time for 20 QUESTIONS — PART 2

On Buddha…and the Slut.

<3

NOTE: Ep#6 is an audio retelling of a blog I did that was picked up by TINY BUDDHA back in 2014. It's a true story from my childhood. It also placed the first stones in both my spiritual AND creative paths.

Because of this, I wanted to include a special bonus at the end of this short ep — a free chapter from my audiobook THE CAT'S MAW, which essentially tells a fictional version of these same events — featuring the award-winning voice of DAVID KAYE, along with a beautiful original score by TOBIAS TINKER.

I sincerely hope that you'll enjoy your experience with both. 

Thanks for listening,

Brooke

Last time I promised you something 'sexy' for the next show. 

Now…'sexy' can mean a lot of things — exotic, erotic, intense, dangerous, and yes…even pornographic.

So, if I'm gonna to go for the gold star and circle all of the above on this multiple choice test? Then I'll do it with this sordid, scary, and downright scandalous tale of one unbelievable night and morning in Vientiane - the communist capital of Laos - that I will never, ever forget. 

Hunker down, kids, and smoke 'em if you get 'em…this is Sexy Storytime…on Buddha and the Slut (NSFW)

When you've been living out a backpack for long enough, pinching those pennies or euros or baht or crowns or dong, you eventually find that magical spot you want to call 'home' for more than a month. Someplace that clicks with your inherent cultural sensibilities. You know the deal. Good weather. Great food. Hot girls. Fast internet. Mostly avoidable plagues and crime. Sand, sun, and surf. And, god willing, all of it on the Cheap.

Tall order, you say? Not so much. These places ain't just in Alex Garland novels that get turned into Danny Boyle movies that ironically star A-list environmentalists while destroying the host ecosystem.

They do exist.

The problem isn't finding them, my friends…

It's staying in them.

(Featuring original music by TOBIAS TINKER and STILLNESS 3)

It's an epic 90 MINUTE INTERVIEW with the maestro himself — TOBIAS TINKER!

From his humble (but still kinda brilliant) origins in small-town Canada to decades of globe-trotting, psycho-nauting, tipple-tasting, music-making, truth-seeking, and even some unparalleled Libran Dungeon-Mastering (you kinda gotta listen to understand, son) — Tobias leaves no stone unturned in this enlightening and booze-fuelled chat from his cozy studio in the heart of Berlin, Germany.

So get comfy, my friends...and let us take you on another journey that's wonderful, strange, and more than a little inspiring!

YOU ASKED ME THINGS. LOTS OF THINGS. 

I BLUSHED...DRANK...AND THEN ANSWERED!

I honestly wasn't sure if any friends, old-school fans, or curious newbies out there would heed the call for question submissions. I didn't know if anyone actually wanted my thoughts of life, love, art, drugs, God, and cringeworthy sex-capades...

You may smite me if I ever doubt again :D

In this week's Q&A, I'll be filling your earholes with responses to questions on:

• Monogamy vs Polyamory!
• If God's so great, what about skin-burrowing botflies?!
• my psych-thriller graphic novel 'Becoming', and how to write stories from a 'dark spiritual' perspective!
• which countries/nationalities boast the 'friendliest' ladies!
• and much, MUCH more!

(Keep the questions coming, gang — this is gonna be a monthly feature on the show!!!)

My first 10-Day 'silent meditation' retreat not only kicked my soul in the gut-balls.

It made me face a dear friend's ugly, cancerous curtain call...

And it made me Remember.

BB

(FEATURING THE MUSIC OF TOBIAS TINKER)

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They say there is no suffering at the heart of all things.

That, in truth, there is no pain, or doubt, or loss.

That all of space is Here.  And all of time is Now.

That if you seek it, it will be shown to You.

The truth of what Love is.

And you only need to see it once

to know that it's real…

It seemed like a grand idea at the time.  Self-discovery!  Personal improvement!  Spiritual progression!  Ten days at a remote Buddhist retreat in southeast Thailand.  Eighteen hours each day to focus on 'mindfulness', in whatever task was assigned. The wake-up bell at 4AM.  Using candlelight to wash and dress oneself.   Bare feet on cold, wet grass.  Orion's jewelled belt pointing the way through the jungle from a sky made of black velvet.

They tell you that the struggles will come in sequence, based on what is taken away. First you'll want to talk again. Then you'll want a nice bed, and more sleep. Then better food, vegetarianism be damned. And then sex with others, or yourself. They say the real shit doesn't kick in til Day 5. The deep dive.

The sexes sit on opposite sides of the sand-floored sala. This divide persists for the duration.  Separate dorms.  Dining areas. Walking paths. Eye contact is discouraged.  A deeper, deafening silence.

We are told what our days will consist of.

Meditation.

Yoga.

Monk lecture.

Rice soup and (fly-covered) fruit.

Monastic chores. (sweeping for me)

Meditation.

Zen Walking.

Monk lecture.

More rice.  Vegetables.  A cooked rice 'dessert'.  More flies.

Thermal springs (oh yes)

Meditation.

Monk lecture.

Zen Walking.

Meditation.

Tea.

Meditation.

Zen walking.

Meditation.

Lock-down.

A rush for the communal toilets.  The sound of 40 men, dressed in coloured sarongs, ladling water over their heads and shoulders in unison. Slapping and scratching at hundreds of insect bites. Grunting and flatulating behind thin wooden doors. Gasping in frustration and disgust at having to 'tidy one's business the Indian way'.

That's right, folks — wiping asses with hands.

Candles again to navigate a 2x3m cell with concrete bed, barred window, mosquito netting, bamboo mat, and…wait for it…a wooden pillow.  If you're lucky, then your room affords a slight breezy balm to humid 30C+ nights.  If you're not – if you're cursed with Karma like mine – then you're right next to the latrine, the air is deathly still, and there's a spider the size and furriness of a kitten guarding a pulsing egg-sack a few feet above your face.

Somehow I drift.  Somehow peace finds me on the slab.  Somehow, sleep swallows me whole. I saw you in my dreams that night.

We raised a glass

and dined in silence

in the belly of

a dead whale…

 (CONT)

You might know me from videogames, web stuff, the miracle of Facebook, the Shadowland Saga, or your Mom. If not? Then visit brookeburgess.com. Or stalk me on Google like a normal person. Jesus, the entitlement today! I blame fake news. And millennials. And Joe Rogan for teaching me that penis pills and the Fleshlight are things.

So…what's this show gonna be about, you ask? Well, you can expect painfully true tales — funny, freaky, fucked-up ,and mostly at my expense — of life imitating art, sex and psychedelics, and the digital nomad life i.e.: working out of a backpack in some godforsaken corner of the globe with decent wifi, sketchy law enforcement, and nude beaches.

Future episodes promise to feature special guests and audio exclusives, thanks to the power of blackmail! And maybe, just maybe, when the mood's right, we will veer into the realm of the mystical. Share some very real and very revealing experiences — divine and profane, hence the title — of things both wonderful and strange.

Why yes, that is a TWIN PEAKS reference! Which means, if you know your shit from your shine-ola, this ain't the worst place for this story, and my very first podcast, to begin.

I call this one PEAKS AND GEEKS.

(ORIGINAL MUSIC by Tobias Tinker and Stillness3)