You got this one B-Ri! Your prose is spot-on, comme d’habitude. Impressively, with Herculean exertion and restraint you dogfight those insidious little metaphor bastards that creep in like the maggots they can be, but how the ^%^#@ to you keep from dropping even one F-Bomb?! (You thought them…we know you did!) Always cool when you throw us a wink of your reality. I appreciate you taking me into the mundane where we all live most of the time because when you share it…it’s not so mundane. I found this short very entertaining and the commiseration made me laugh. We are not alone! I was going to thank you, my go-to technician, but I no longer have finger nails and now have passwords I will never remember. My new pals are “Forgot” and “Click Here”. Maybe one day you can throw your metaphors at my incestuously hackneyed idioms and we can share a moment of divine opacity?! To quote the great philosopher, Rodnicles: “My wife is an earth sign. I am a water sign. Together…We make mud!”
Always enjoy and appreciate your work my friend…keep those cards and letters comin’ my brother! -Digs
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