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What word is so lost, so unused and so dismissed in this world of trigger warnings, Ponzi schemes, term paper mills, “rape culture”, revenge porn, and hedge fund cheaters as the word honor. The word “diss” is used a lot, a strange truncation spoken as if the speaker just ran out of energy before it could be finished. To be dissed doesn’t mean the loss of honor, it’s merely a squawk at a perceived insult.

But honor is an old word and has meaning that modern ears seldom hear. Now, it implies something old fashioned and vaguely useless, an impulse that leads people who believe in it into blind alleys. Where’s the profit? the modern citizen asks. Is our modern world of capitalism even remotely honorable? What’s the value of honor in corporate culture? In a world governed by implacable meritocracy someone who doesn’t cheat is a loser. The word has even taken on a negative meaning when it is used to describe aspects of tribal culture in less advanced societies – “honor killings”, for example. In short, in our bright new grifter’s world, honor is a handicap.

Yet once, an honorable man or woman was someone whose word you could trust. “My word is my bond,” they would say and mean it to the bottom of their hearts. They had a sense of self worth that people like Donald Trump could never comprehend. Don’t we all, in the bottom of our hearts, want to be thought of as honorable? How could we let that slip away?

September 13, 2015

Cisgender

I’ve developed a blather deflection device in my mind. It’s located at the end of the hood on my mental automobile, and looks a lot like those old bug deflectors that blew insects away from the windshield on Mack trucks. The last word that it deflected right over the top was “cisgender”. Cisgenger is a word that does a 360 degree circle and bites itself in the ass. Look it up if you have to.

July 29, 2015

The Perfumed Letter

It was a loss that defined one age passing to another – perhaps like the one that divided the pre-Cambrian from the Cambrian — when the mighty pen fell to the overwhelming army of ones and zeros. The pen that was once mightier than the sword. As for the sword itself, the primitive weapon that forced victor and vanquished to fight within arms reach, it is reduced to a thing used in computer games. The only blood it can draw now can be staunched with a reboot. But it was once made of Toledo steel and had a jeweled hilt and was passed from father to son.

There is now a generation – maybe two – of young men who have never received a perfumed letter. A letter their grandfathers carried around for months until it tore at the creases, even then still emanating a faint ghost of its sender’s affection. In those days, young men were moved around when their parents moved, or they went away to school or the armed services. Relationships that were begun in a high school hallway or classroom and that took such strong adolescent root could be completely at the mercy of forces outside the young couple’s control. First the separation then the grief of distance then the arrival of the letter. It was usually a robins-egg blue or light pink and the handwriting on the envelope was carefully round. In an instant, the manly heart of the recipient became a puddle. The envelope was torn open with a thumb – no time for even a penknife. The words inside might have been inconsequential, vacuous, yet carried so much between their lines than what they specifically said didn’t matter. The more times they were read, the greater the cargo of love they bore until the young man didn’t even need to read them any more; just the physical presence of the letter in a back pocket was enough.

Now, in addition to the antiseptic email, we have snapchat and vimeo and the ultimately clumsy text message that often manages to actually repel affection. It is as far from a perfumed letter as can be imagined.

It’s the back-handed ease of communication now that is at the root of this problem. Now we can sext. What fun! We have no waiting period, no time to think and let things settle between letters, something the old post office once forced on us. Yet in those days, our imagination was there to give so much more meaning than ones and zeros can ever do.

A boat builder in Maine with a good eye carved her model in 1928, using soft pine — his thumb on the wood and a carving knife tucked inside his fingers so that he could bring thumb and fingers together as if he was milking a cow. He was a holdout, didn’t like the scientific ways of wave-form theory and testing tanks.   His hands knew best, better than those guys with the slipsticks for damn sure. He had an eye for the sweet curve in a boat, especially its sheer line, or the precise outline of its deck seen from the side. His wife once said that an elegant shoe was like that and ever since, he looked at women’s feet, not lustfully but with a curious sense of appreciation for the occasional beautifully shod appendage, the keel of a woman, so to speak.

Around two years after he had carefully set up her frame – her bones — chocked and braced from the floor and the crossbeams overhead, then started hanging the planks, he called for a heavy truck and pulled the new boat along skids and rollers out of the building shed, leaving a woody placenta of bits and pieces and scraps. When she was launched in the early spring of 1930 with great celebration and the blessing of the town’s Congregational minister, she floated in level, serene peace, the waterline just where he figured it would be. Her name, Amanda Belle, was painted in gold leaf on her transom.

Her owner – the man who commissioned her – was a man of lifelong experience with the sea, understated wealth and honed taste when it came to boats. He and his family summered in Maine in Dark Harbor, and soon Amanda Belle (named after a python in a book he read as a child) was a familiar sight in Penebscot Bay. Sometimes she could be seen emerging from fog banks with a bone in her teeth under the press of a southwest wind, or at other times just ghosting along in the faintest of breezes, every stitch of sail set, filling and collapsing when little ripples came and went on the glassy water. In those moments, sometimes the most lively thing about her was her reflection on the surface. She was beautiful, even when she was still as a stone.

When the owner died, Amanda Belle was left to his children. By then they were all married and with children of their own. Eventually, to end the inevitable and now more frequent quarrels that came up whenever something costly had to be repaired, not to mention the labor of keeping her varnish bright and her brass bell shiny, they decided to sell her. It was wartime now, they told themselves, and no one went “yahtin’” any more with a good conscience.

Since her builder had only used the best of materials, Amanda Belle didn’t lose even a quarter-inch of her shape in the years that followed while she was on the hard. A young man finally bought her for way too much money, a former naval officer who had been discharged in the great shrinking of the military that followed right after peace had been declared. He was in love — what else can you say? He stripped off her old paint and dressed her in perfect dark forest green with a gold stripe just under her rail, setting off that sinuous sheer. The stripe ended with a grape leaf cluster at the bow, giving her a necklace that might have been made of the finest pearls.

And could she sail? Can a fish swim? Can a bird fly? She was in her element in a stiff wind, heavy weather that would keep most boats at the dock. Then the young man would stand at the helm almost dancing, his knees flexing and his body thrilling to her motion, the way she would meet and rise to each sea, throwing spindrift over her weather bow and letting it rattle along her deck, just as Katherine Hepburn might carelessly toss a long cashmere scarf over her shoulder.

Even after he reached middle age that thrill never left him. He never married, although there were several love affairs. They all ended at one point or another when he had to make a choice: “Either the boat goes or I do” the woman would say. After they went, they would talk sadly to their friends and their mothers about this idiot who threw away a good thing because he was so selfish. “You’re better off without him,” and “good riddance” they would hear from their mothers and friends. “Plenty more fish in the sea,” they would say with a hug.

They didn’t understand a certain kind of love.

He began to spend less and less time in his office in Manhattan and more time aboard Amanda Belle as he got older. Without a family, he had nothing else to spend his money on, and finally sold his house and moved aboard, selling most of his possessions so as not to be burdened by them. He only owned one thing now. When he was in his late 70’s he broke a hip climbing ashore, and after he came back from the hospital he never took her out again, but stayed aboard, tied to the dock, winter and summer. Then, one deep winter day, a marina employee noticed some broken ice between the boat and the dock – they found his body a few weeks later after a thaw. A short obit appeared in the New York Times saying that he “died suddenly” and mentioned his war service and his business career. Amanda Belle, by now in bad need of paint, was seized by the yard for back bills and hauled out.   She stood on jack stands for a couple of seasons next to a few other abandoned boats, her once-bright teak trim now gray and shabby and, here and there, a stain of rust led down her side from an old oxidized nail.

Then one sunny, gusty February day another young man saw her with her torn canvas cover flapping like a short skirt on a windy street. That sweet sheer showed through everything – it couldn’t be concealed. The breeze was cold and invigorating and the light was a living light, full of life. He came across her by accident as he was wandering through the boatyard because it was by the sea, and the sea just smelled good, as did the yard itself with the odors of paint and pine tar coming through the nearly melted snow.

He found a ladder nearby, set it up, and climbed aboard.   Under the canvas, sitting in the cockpit, he discovered that he was blissfully comfortable, the coamings at his back were just the right height and angle and her bronze wheel, now a weathered green, was perfectly stationed. After a while, he shoved the sliding hatch forward and went below.   Even in the gloom he could see the elaborate cherrywood paneling, the gimbaled oil lamps. The cushions were all gone and there was no trace of mold.   Standing there, he knew he was home.

He didn’t have a lot of money – still owed the bank for his tuition – and was on the bottom career rung in a large architectural firm, spending ten hours a day at the office and quite a few weekends also, but the path forward was clear and the promise of advancement and a much higher salary was implicit. He had been told – and believed it himself – that once he had paid his dues he would be able to finally relax and enjoy life. On the other hand, as he was sitting in that cockpit under the canvas, he knew life itself was right where he was. He didn’t have to move an inch.

The yard practically gave her to him for a very low price, with the provision that he start paying for her storage. The cover came off in early March and the young man spent every spare moment aboard, sanding and painting, but here and there she needed some more serious work. After she was launched, it became obvious that some of the planks along the keel – the garboards – were allowing a steady trickle into the bilge – even after she had soaked up for a week and should have been tight by then. There was no getting around it; Amanda Belle was a tired, old boat.

The young man was now drawn in opposite directions by his job and Amanda Belle. He doubled down on everything. Now he had no time for any kind of social life. He ate quickly and cheaply whenever he had time. He moved aboard to save money and connected to the world only through his cell phone. Fortunately he was within biking distance of the train, so he could get to work without a car. Every spare dime, after paying down his tuition loan and the docking fees, went into the boat. Yet, when he could find a few hours and the weather was fine, he would cast off and under old and patched sails, glide on the water, balancing in the most joyous way between wind and water. Amanda Belle was yet alive, and could still give happiness to those who loved her. In those moments the young man forgot all the hardship that he had willfully chosen from the moment he first sat in her cabin.

He grew older, and like the last owner, remained single – and for the same reason. She was getting older still, and despite constant patching below the waterline, her bilge pump ran more and more frequently. That lovely sheerline began to sag. When it rained, the deck leaked and forced him to move his bedding now and then. When there were no other places to move, he discovered that by pushing a thumbtack into the leaky spot overhead and running a waxed thread off to the side, he could deflect the drips harmlessly away. Before long, the cabin resembled a spider’s nest. Now sensitized to the sound, he would wake whenever the pump started — and it had begun to run almost constantly. He could finally sleep only after several drinks at night, and after a few months, several more. He started showing up at work late, unshaven, rumpled and even slightly odorous until his boss finally had to talk with him. Rather than changing his habits, he began missing days in the office, calling in saying he wasn’t feeling well. His firm, besieged every day with newly licensed job applicants who would willingly work for less, finally and not so regretfully, terminated him one Friday morning. They allowed him to empty his desk and provided him with a large cardboard box for his personal things. They were mostly photographs of his boat.

Back aboard that day, even though it wasn’t even lunchtime, he opened another bottle of vodka and, dropping heavily on the settee in the main cabin, took a long drink. And another. The pump was never quiet now — he stopped even noticing it. Finally he fell asleep, his head on his arms and the empty bottle on its side. That was when one of the garboards next to the keel finally jumped free of its screws, 80 years since it had been carefully, yet forcefully, bent into place, and its forward end spewed suddenly and noiselessly out from the stem. The water started to rise much faster now, and climbed quickly in the cabin. He didn’t wake up until it was neck high and then his head was under water and he was confused and disoriented. He thrashed and struggled, but at the last moment he knew that it was the most natural thing in the world. He relaxed, finally, and he smiled.

This story was published in the 2014 issue of Temenos Journal