Chisme and Chill

Patty's got us chasing UFOs, Vanessa has reached her limit with these streaming services, and Dr. Jess, no PhD, tells us about The Sunken Place Fallacy.

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EP 051 : These Girls Again

Wed, 11 Sep 2019 13:00:00 +0000

"I feel bad for the leather daddies."

Vanessa has left the podcast, Patty is on that Euphoric vibe, and Jess reveals her feet pics empire.

EP 050 : Limited Time Only

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 14:00:00 +0000

"But do I want the COINS?!"

See y'all again in 2020.

EP 049 : Pill Poppers

Tue, 05 Feb 2019 15:00:00 +0000

"You're gonna stan that Passion of the Christ bitch?"

I'M…I'M…I'M. STILL. HERE.

EP 048 : Totes Legit Chisme Festival

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 15:00:00 +0000

"Who has the time to be woke? I'm taking a nap."

The Ozuna murder conspiracy, Hollywood being trash once again, Oscar Noms, and we introduce our new segment Gag or Stan.

EP 047 : Tragic Scams

Tue, 22 Jan 2019 15:00:00 +0000

"Oh my gaawwwd! Are you guys MAD?! Because you hate POP STARS?!"

Vanessa's FBI agent has had enough of our Schitt's Creek conversations, and we recap what we've been streaming. We also get into Ms. Grande's 7 Rings.

EP 046: Chisme at 18th & Wood

Tue, 15 Jan 2019 15:00:00 +0000

"Did you fart?

Elena and Jonathan from 18th & Wood join us to talk business and industry realness.

Check out 18th & Wood at 18thandwood.com/ and on Instagram @18thandwood

EP 045 : Anti-Pisces

Tue, 08 Jan 2019 15:00:00 +0000

"Allegedly, I'M BOILING."

We're ready for another year of excuses and streaming recommendations. WE STAN ROMA AND SPIDERMAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE.

EP 044: New Year, New Lies

Wed, 02 Jan 2019 15:00:00 +0000

"I just want to be a Digital Beggar."

Stressmas is over, so now we reflect on 2018's flops and bops. We reminisce on how all of these retrogrades put us through it, we advice ride-share apps to step their game up, and we share our Cosmetic Alterations wishlist.

EP 043 : Jolly, Floppy Christmas

Tue, 25 Dec 2018 15:00:00 +0000

Tragic holiday work parties, Cardi B dropping MONEY, and our 2019 reality tv show.

Please send L.O.L Dolls to our P.O. Box

EP 042 : Flop Queens Are Back Pt.2

Tue, 11 Dec 2018 15:00:00 +0000

"Chisme and Moans"

We the Bellini Bitches tonight. La borracha JUMPED OUT.

EP 041 : Flop Queens Are Back Pt.1

Tue, 04 Dec 2018 15:00:00 +0000

"I just saved money switching to stealing."

Las borrachas are back! We recap our Halloween and Thanksgiving messiness and not-so-messiness. We also accept the fact that the thief in us will never leave. Also, Jess wants you to not let your boyfriend stop you from finding your husband. #AWord

EP 040 : Fraud is In

Tue, 06 Nov 2018 15:00:00 +0000

"Tits are out. Scams are in."

No internet, no clean audio, and no recent topics. And What About It?™ ®

#ChismeAndJail

(Audio Issues due to Library Interrogation Room acoustics)

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EP 039 : Securing La Loteria

Tue, 23 Oct 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"Spooky Season ain't it"

Patty would waste her winnings on becoming a stunt queen with gold bars and wads of cash, Vanessa is going to spend her winnings paying to follow Beyoncé around, and Jess will use the money to become a South Side Mogul to stop the whites from gentrifying.

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EP 038 : Hot Thotties

Tue, 16 Oct 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"You just knocked my lashes off!"

Podcast who? I guess we're back.

Patty is gagging over Ms. Gaga's film debut, Vanessa is ready to be a spectator of the Lana De La Rey vs Azealia Banks fight, and Jess sheds light on the world of Sugar Babies and Egg Donors.

EP 037 : The Petty Parade

Tue, 18 Sep 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"Victoria Secret WHO? She dead. Found in a ditch."

Where's our sympathy and payola?!

EP 036 : A Binderella Story

Tue, 11 Sep 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"I'm knuckin' and buckin' today."

Artist Isamar Medina aka Kawaii Suga joins us to help us break down el desmadre from the last 24 hours (from when we recorded).

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EP 035 : EXPLOSION SOUND

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"TO HIGHLIGHTING!!!!!"

Local Drama, YouTube Drama, and the mess of the VMAs.

EP 034 : Lace Front Drama

Tue, 21 Aug 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"You're cute. You'll get through this!"

Patty tells us about a weekend in Elon Musty's House, Travis Scott needs to run Vanessa her coins, and Jess wants to know if y'all are using all of your vacation days.

Shoutout to @softspokenlips_!

EP 033 : ALEXA, TAKE SEVERAL SEATS

Tue, 14 Aug 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"Drama with a little bit of white hoe"

AND THE CATEGORY IS… CLOWNS WHO COME BACK TO BITE.

EP 032 : Trash Will Be Trash

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"YOU KNOW THAT MY FAMILY HAS DIABETES. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??!"

Patty lets y'all know who really is the least interesting to look at, Vanessa tells us how Beyoncé brought Tyler Mitchell to tag-team step on Anna Wintour's neck, and Dr. Jess brings us her codependency TedTalk.

Shoutout to Gaby from Houston!

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EP 031 : Chips and Chisme

Tue, 31 Jul 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"Nothing but Fancy Feast for my King."

AND WHAT ABOUT IT?

EP 030 : A GREAT Week

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"Everybody got their ass ate!"

Patty can't wait for Buffy The Baddie, Vanessa gives these fragile fellas a list of what they can't eat, Jess needs these police station field trips to STOP.

EP 029 : Not My Kink

Tue, 17 Jul 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"The Hood is right again!!"

Patty stans modern day hustler Kris Jenner, Vanessa wants to party with Belcalis, and Jess puts her Primer Impacto hat on.

#ChismeLava #AvonLadyMixtape #MeAndMyIUD

EP 028 : #OnSight

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"SHE GOOD!"

POSE is giving Patty LIFE, Vanessa is loving Beyoncé's new album with her little friend, and Jess is stepping up her social media game.

EP 027 : East Side Baddies

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"Naca Moon, Puta Rising"

#ArtWins with Runsy and Oscar Chavez

Check out Oscar's solo show Fashion Nova Presents: Carpe DM opening July 27 - August 16 at the Chicago Artists Coalition. Follow Oscar @oachavez

Get updates on Runsy and her work by following her @runsyyy

#WannabeGeminisSeason #ConstructionBoots

EP 026 : It's Been a Week

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"I stan my Spotify agents!"

Patty is ready for miss Gaga to step on her neck, Vanessa is on the Kehlani train, Jess breaks down the vegan vaccination fear.

(TW: Suicide [49min-1hr44secs]- We discuss the recent celebrity deaths and get deep about depression)

#BlackMarketDentists

EP 025 : Plump Lips

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"You going out of my vocabulary, boy."

Happy Pride Month! Patty is mad Jess and Jules didn't bump muffs at the end of Bend it Like Beckham, Vanessa can't with this dollar store brand Nice for What, and Jess is unimpressed with these Kartrashian stunts.

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EP 024 : Sophia is Plotting

Tue, 29 May 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"If my credit score is poppin' then I'm poppin'!"

Patty is obsessed with Sci-Fi Hotties, Vanessa continues to stan her Petty Scorpio Queen, and Jess motivates us to step up our Spanish game.

EP 023 : Permission to POP OFF

Tue, 22 May 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"Can I say a bad word? CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!"

Patty has a new explicit saying, Vanessa introduces us to our new Summer drink, and Jess got us exposing our red flags.

Who wants Pops&Bops Merch?

EP 022 : SHE BAD

Tue, 08 May 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"This week in trash ass men"

Patty is disgusted by Golden Salmonella, Vanessa can't stand DJ Cara de Bobo, and Jess is ready to throw hands at Zuckerflop.

EP 021 : Iconic Messy Queens

Tue, 01 May 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"I'm gonna fight everyone and be a cute ass bitch like always. So what's new?"

Pre-Game Bops, Weak Drinks, Flop Bars, and Tragic Nights. #KobraKweenz #WeThotWeWereSumtin

EP 020 : Wigless

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"Bitch, when my bladder is not full it's going to be over for you."

A sex cult bust, a soul snatching performance, and bald-headed drama.

EP 019 : New Moon Vibes

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"I'd rather be problematic!"

FBI Agents are ruining our movie sites, Vanessa's man came through with the club bop, and people need to stop playing with our money bags.

EP 018 : Mercury in Reggaeton

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"That sounds like a lot of work."

Jess is going through it, Detective Patty is on the Cardi Baby case, and Vanessa is over the Yodel Mart boy.

EP 017 : Louda y Las Chismosas

Tue, 20 Mar 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"Damn, she got all the taglines!"

Las Chismosas meet up with music artist Louda to talk about the indie come-up and break down some music industry bonchinche.

Follow and support Louda by checking out the links below.

loudamusic.com

IG: @louda.music

Twitter: @loudamusic

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EP 016 : Las Vecinas

Tue, 13 Mar 2018 14:00:00 +0000

"So we gotta ask…"

Las Chismosas are at Las Vecinas! Las Vecinas is a Chicago event in Pilsen highlighting local Latinx musicians, artists, and vendors. In this episode we interview some of the artists and attendees at the event. Check out the links below to see where you can follow and support the people we talked to!

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Jonathan: 18thandwood.com, IG @18thandwood

Joslyn: IG @joslynsinger

Jose: IG @J40t0

Paola: IG @PachucaSunrise_

Alejandra & Nino D: IG @aleeewhoaa, @ayyoesyonino

Denise: IG @commelafleurshop

Elizabeth & Anita: IG @juannarumbel, @anitapplebum14

Marc, Elena, & Jesus: IG @bringingrockblack, @18thandwood, @justonevintage

Rashad: IG @kingrico_

Audio Issues: Music was bumpin' all night!

EP 015 : Our Quince

Tue, 06 Mar 2018 15:00:00 +0000

"Nothing but respect for my Cheeto king!"

The Chismosas finally have their Quinceañera! We're finally grown women! In the words of Jay-Z, "Aaauugggh!"

EP 014 : Chisme and Love

Tue, 20 Feb 2018 15:00:00 +0000

"I love Hood Love!"

Las Chismosas try to sex it up for you guys by putting on a sexy voice, share fetishes, and…Are you still here? Come back!

#HoodLove #ArtWinsAgain

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EP 013 : Snapped or Snatched

Tue, 13 Feb 2018 15:00:00 +0000

"Got me feeling FUEGO!"

Vanessa takes cheap flop shots, Jess really thinks Cardi B can do a half-time show with two hits, and Patty is a flop for not listening to talent this week.

(flop audio issues)

EP 012 : Acceptable Whites

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 15:00:00 +0000

"Wow, the plot thickens!"

Cardi J is hungry for some pacaranas, Vanessa just wants to see fights, Patty loves a bilingual papi.

EP 011 : We're Sickening, Not Sick

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 15:00:00 +0000

"Let's quit this beef and fix our hairlines!"

Cocaine Pool Flops, Pimp My Bathtub, Being That Bitch Since Day Zero, Bad Girls Memory Lane, and More Miami Mess.

(Audio Issues)

EP 010 : Recaps, Rage, and Readings

Tue, 16 Jan 2018 15:00:00 +0000

"Art Wins"

Astrological tension and creative writing with out special guest Cristian.

Find Cristian on Instagram @cgorosti

EP 009 : Let's Get Into It

Tue, 09 Jan 2018 15:00:00 +0000

"No shade but shade!"

We share our big love for our listeners, get deep into Love&Hip-Hop Miami and how ReMESScla played themselves, and we answer YOUR LETTERS! A lot of love in this episode…Young Floppywood can gaslight himself on fire tho.

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EP 008 : Woman to Woman

Tue, 02 Jan 2018 15:00:00 +0000

"BEYONCÉ??!!"

Patty is trying to secure the manzana bag, and she thought Zoe Saldana was changing her skin tone again. Jess confronts a Snapchat Hoe and tries it on an Aries. Vanessa is hungry for the Oscar Isaac entrée and the Beyoncé main dish.

We have no guest this week.

EP 007 : Goodbye to Floppy-Seventeen

Tue, 26 Dec 2017 15:00:00 +0000

"That's that on that!"

More Mimosas, More Drama, and More Mess.

The chismosas reflect on a dramatic year.

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EP 006 : Christmas Bops & Flops

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 15:00:00 +0000

"Come kill me then!"

Our Impact, #Hoopla, and Stanning. Jingle Bells, Bitch!

Check out Esperanza on Twitter and Instagram @runsyyy

EP 005 : Going Through It

Tue, 12 Dec 2017 15:00:00 +0000

"Why am I crying in the club right now?!"

Mimosas, Flops, and Tears: Our Unofficial Memoir.

(Audio Issues: Echo. Pretend we're all hanging out in a cave)

EP 004 : A Song. A Moment. A Savage.

Tue, 05 Dec 2017 15:00:00 +0000

"Are you trying to trap me right now?!"

Vanessa wants to fight, Jessica is over the bull$hit, and DJ p-p-p-Pati loses it.

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EP 003 : Petty Ball

Tue, 28 Nov 2017 14:00:00 +0000

"Because she got a new kidney."

We get deep into "Coco", STAN our queens, and get big mad at trashy white people (again).

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EP 002 : I Love Hooplas

Sat, 25 Nov 2017 20:44:22 +0000

Recorded on 10/22/17*

"B*tch, are you a smurf?!"

Pollos enteros, media representation, and background noise on this week's episode.

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EP 001 : Who's Invited to the Carne Asada?

Sat, 25 Nov 2017 02:11:46 +0000

Episode was recorded on 10/18/17*

All hail the Queen of caldo season Princess Nokia! Oh, and we're all fast and furiously mad at trash a$$ men.

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Chisme and Chill

EP 056 : Quarantine And Chill

EP 055 : Muy Muy in 2020

EP 054 : Ho-Ho-Hold Space

EP 053 : Bidi Bidi BYE BYE

EP 052 : ALL THE. WHITE NAMES.

EP 051 : These Girls Again

EP 050 : Limited Time Only

EP 049 : Pill Poppers

EP 048 : Totes Legit Chisme Festival

EP 047 : Tragic Scams

EP 046: Chisme at 18th & Wood

EP 045 : Anti-Pisces

EP 044: New Year, New Lies

EP 043 : Jolly, Floppy Christmas

EP 042 : Flop Queens Are Back Pt.2

EP 041 : Flop Queens Are Back Pt.1

EP 040 : Fraud is In

EP 039 : Securing La Loteria

EP 038 : Hot Thotties

EP 037 : The Petty Parade

EP 036 : A Binderella Story

EP 035 : *EXPLOSION SOUND*

EP 034 : Lace Front Drama

EP 033 : ALEXA, TAKE SEVERAL SEATS

EP 032 : Trash Will Be Trash

EP 031 : Chips and Chisme

EP 030 : A GREAT Week

EP 029 : Not My Kink

EP 028 : #OnSight

EP 027 : East Side Baddies

EP 026 : It's Been a Week

EP 025 : Plump Lips

EP 024 : Sophia is Plotting

EP 023 : Permission to POP OFF

EP 022 : SHE BAD

EP 021 : Iconic Messy Queens

EP 020 : Wigless

EP 019 : New Moon Vibes

EP 018 : Mercury in Reggaeton

EP 017 : Louda y Las Chismosas

EP 016 : Las Vecinas

EP 015 : Our Quince

EP 014 : Chisme and Love

EP 013 : Snapped or Snatched

EP 012 : Acceptable Whites

EP 011 : We're Sickening, Not Sick

EP 010 : Recaps, Rage, and Readings

EP 009 : Let's Get Into It

EP 008 : Woman to Woman

EP 007 : Goodbye to Floppy-Seventeen

EP 006 : Christmas Bops & Flops

EP 005 : Going Through It

EP 004 : A Song. A Moment. A Savage.

EP 003 : Petty Ball

EP 002 : I Love Hooplas

EP 001 : Who's Invited to the Carne Asada?

EP 035 : EXPLOSION SOUND