“I think you should be more explicit here in step two.”
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46. vaward
47. vestige
48. whet
49. xenograft
50. yaw
This is gonna be one doozy of a sentence…
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Dilbert: “BSB?”
Boss: “Beautiful, Slippery, Brittle.”
Panel 3
Dilbert: “Isn’t that sort of evil?”
Boss: “It isn’t our fault if customers don’t buy an ugly case.”
Schizophrenia: PTA meeting for home-schoolers.
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Finally!
But first let’s all enjoy a nice, healthy salad.
It’s like standing at the gates of heaven and finding out you’re in boarding group 6.
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Question: Is this the first step in moving everyone to jobs they don’t want?
No, no, no… The first step was when I laughed myself fuzzy thinking about it.
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Boss: “Wally said he’s busy that day.”
Dilbert: “Can’t you reschedule the class?”
Panel 3
Boss: “Okay… does tomorrow work for you?”
Dilbert (shouting, frustrated): “You’re solving the wrong problem!”
Don’t be selfish, Calvin.
So the real message here is “be dishonest”?
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Boss: “I started by reasoning that anything I don’t understand is easy to do.”
Panel 3
Boss (reading): “Phase one: Design a client-server architecture for our worldwide operations. Time: six minutes.”