hello friends i just added a bunch of shows for the rest of the year. come see me do comedy in one of these incredible cities:

4/11-13 • Grand Rapids, MI • Dr. Grins
4/19-20 • Omaha, NE • Funny Bone
4/25-28 • Atlanta, GA • Punchline
5/3-4 • Tulsa, OK • Loony Bin
5/8 • Los Angeles, CA • Netflix is a Joke Festival
6/7-8 • Phoenix, AZ • Desert Ridge Improv
6/13-15 • Sunnyvale, CA • Rooster T. Feathers
7/13 • Lake Forest, IL • Gorton Center
7/18-20 • Cincinatti, OH (Dayton, KY) • Commonwealth Sanctuary
7/26-27 • Springfield, MO • Blue Room Comedy Club
8/2-3 • Billings, MT • Yee-Haw Hee-Haw Western Days
8/8-10 • Lexington, KY • Comedy Off Broadway
8/15 • Hoover, AL • Stardome
8/16-17 • Huntsville, AL • Stand Up Live
8/22-24 • Plano, TX • House of Comedy
9/6-7 • Nashville, TN • Zanies (The Lab)

these shows are gonna be fun and wet and wild so I hope you can make it

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I guess we should catch up a bit. Since my last post, I got married. I joined Nate Bargatze’s podcast, Nateland. I acted in my first real TV show. I went on a tour of minor league baseball stadiums with Bert Kreischer. I lost weight and gained a lot of it back. I survived a global pandemic. What a wild ride!

Here’s the real reason I’m posting today: I am about to start my first official headlining tour. I don’t know when you’re allowed to call it a “tour,” but it’s a bunch of shows and it’s all over so I think I can get away with it. Some of these clubs I’ve only featured at, some of them I’ve never been to at all. It’s very exciting for me. I hope you can make one of the shows. Spread the word! Tell your friends!

Here’s where you can find me for the rest of 2022:

7/24 – Phoenix, AZ – CB Live
7/31 – Dania Beach, FL – Dania Improv
8/5-6 – Seattle, WA – Laughs Comedy Club
8/11 – Columbus, OH – Funny Bone
8/12-13 – Arlington, VA – Arlington Drafthouse
8/24-27 – Tulsa, OK – Loony Bin
9/13-14 – Naples, FL – Off the Hook Comedy Club
9/15 – Tampa, FL – Sidesplitters
9/28 – Houston, TX – The Secret Group
9/29 – Bryan, TX – Rogue Comedy
9/30-10/1 – Dallas, TX – Hyena’s
10/6-8 – Bridgeport, CT – Stress Factory
10/13-15 – Chicago, IL – Zanies
10/16 – Milwaukee, WI – Improv
10/21-22 – Las Vegas, NV – Wiseguys
10/28-30 – Atlanta, GA – Punchline
11/4-5 – Dayton, OH – Funny Bone
11/6 – Fort Wayne, IN – Summit Comedy Club
11/18-19 – St. Paul, MN – Laugh Camp Comedy Club
11/25-26 – Austin, TX – Cap City Comedy Club
11/30 – Indianapolis, IN – Helium
12/1-3 – Wichita, KS – Loony Bin
12/8-10 – Huntsville, AL – Stand Up Live
12/11 – Birmingham, AL – Stardome
12/16-17 – San Diego, CA – Mic Drop

Thank you for your time! Thank you for supporting comedy! See you on the road.

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Special thanks to Brian Dorfman, Andrew Dorfman, and everyone at Zanies Comedy Club (including my fiancé, Lucy) for letting me record it there.

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It’s hardly the first podcast of its kind, but I think we’re making something special here. Nate is one of the best comedians in the country, and I’m pumped to be a part of it.

The first two episodes dropped yesterday (7/8/20), and we’ll release a new episode every Wednesday from here on out. Nateland is available on YouTube, Apple podcasts, Spotify, and wherever else you listen to podcasts.

The Interrobang did a nice write-up about the show, which you can read here.

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Friends! Big news. As part of this year’s Nashville Comedy Festival, I’ll be recording my first standup comedy album LIVE at Zanies Comedy Club. The coolest part? My friends at 800 Pound Gorilla are producing it.

Wednesday, April 15th at 7:30 PM.
Click here to get tickets

If you’re in the Nashville area, I’d love for you to come out. Immortalize your laughter on tape. Be a part of history.

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Check it out on iTunes, Spotify, or YouTube.

I’m trying to post episodes every week but let’s be honest, it’ll end up being slightly less frequently than that.

Thanks for checking out and s/o to Geoff Tice for this awesome poster! He’s the best in the business.

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There’s a critical part of the game that, for whatever reason, virtually no family plays correctly. After earning the rights to a board, the family is asked whether they want to “pass” or “play.” I’ve seen hundreds of episodes of Family Feud, and I’ve only seen the board passed ONCE. Why don’t more families do this? Is it always in your best interest to “play” the board?

Here are two common scenarios, both of which are based on actual prompts from the show.

Scenario #1 – A relatively low-scoring top answer

Prompt: Name something a baseball player might shove down his pants if he can’t find a cup. (Yes, this is an real prompt used in a real episode of Family Feud that aired on television.)

Here’s the board:

First of all, this is one of the dumbest prompts I’ve ever seen. If a baseball player couldn’t find a cup, he wouldn’t just shove some random object down his pants. I certainly wouldn’t, at least, but maybe that’s why I never played at the next level. Either way, let’s take a quick look at the math.

The number one answer “socks” came in with a relatively low 21 points. Assuming there are 100 total points on the board (sometimes there are less if the producers disregard low-scoring answers), we have at most 79 points left. Spread between the 7 remaining answers, that’s an average of 11.3 points per answer.

In this scenario, you should play. Given the high average points per answer, your family has a better-than-average chance at clearing the board and keeping all of the points.

Scenario #2 – A relatively high-scoring top answer

Prompt: Name a profession that requires you to interact with a lot of drunk people.

Here’s the board:

The number one answer “bartender” came in with a whopping 72 points. With at most 28 points and 7 answers remaining, we’re left with an average of 4 points per answer. Just four. Do you know how stupid the answers are when they get that low? I wouldn’t be surprised if four people said “Mormon priest.” (By the way, “comedian” wasn’t on this board and I was furious.)

In this scenario, you should pass 100% of the time. It’s extremely unlikely that the other family is going to clear the board, and your family has an excellent chance of swooping in and stealing the points.

Remember: to steal points from the other team, you only need to guess one correct answer. I’d argue that it’s much easier to guess one correct answer than all seven.

Another benefit of passing to the other team is TIME. While Steve Harvey’s over there cutting up with the Flannigan family — asking ‘em about their jobs and making fun of their ties — you can actually take your time, consult with your own family, and agree on a sensible answer. All you need is one good one, and the points are all yours.

What do you think? Am I insane or have 99.99% of Family Feud’s contestants been playing the game incorrectly? Let me know.

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It’s a slightly different format from other shows I’ve been involved in: 12-15 comics (including both locals and out-of-towners), all doing 5-7 minutes.

S/O to my co-hosts Laura Peek and Brad Sativa for helping me get this show off the ground.

Our first installment is Wednesday, September 20 at 9:00 PM. If you’re in the area, I’d love for you to come and hang out. It’s FREE, and door opens at 8:30 PM.

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Last weekend (7/20-7/22), I traveled from Nashville, TN to Cocoa Beach, FL to feature for JB Ball at Gregory’s Comedy Club. I saw JB open for Dave Attell last year at Zanies, and I was pumped to finally see him do a headlining set. Jesus Christ, he did not disappoint.

Every once in a while, I’ll see a set so good that I don’t even enjoy it — all I wanna do is just go home and write better jokes. Nashville comics Josh Wagner, Monty Mitchell and Dusty Slay have done that to me a couple times. And I can honestly say JB did that to me in Cocoa Beach. Go see this dude if you ever get the opportunity.

Also, Bryce Damuth (a comic originally from Nashville who now lives in Orlando) hosted all weekend. He did a great job.

The weekend was perfect until the drive home. 2 hours into my 11-hour trip back to Nashville, traffic came to a complete stop on the interstate. Unfortunately I didn’t notice the slowing traffic in time, and I slammed into the car in front of me. I wasn’t going the full 70 MPH, but it was still quite an impact.

The car I hit had basically no damage — just a dent or two — but my truck wasn’t as lucky. Here she is right after the accident:

Granted, it doesn’t look that bad in this particular picture. And thankfully, all things considered, it could’ve been a lot worse. Most important, nobody was hurt. But at this point, my car was undriveable. The whole bumper (is that even what you call it?) was pushed up against the front left tire. I had to get the thing towed to the nearest mechanic (shoutout to AAA and Dave’s Hi-Way Recovery in Reddick, FL), where they could take a look the next morning.

The mechanics ended up just yanking the whole bumper back away from the wheel, and I was able to drive home the next day — a short-term fix, no doubt, but it got the job done. It still makes a lot of noise, but I noticed if you turn up the radio real loud that’s not really a problem. Long story short, I’ll be looking for a new car over the next few weeks.

Oh! Over the weekend, I ate at Waffle House, IHOP, and Denny’s. The late-night diner trifecta. I didn’t plan on it, it just happened. And I’m not as embarrassed about it as I probably should be. For the record, Waffle House is the best of those three and it’s not even close.

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