I can't find my cameraman.
And there's a helicopter waiting...
hovering 100 feet above us.
And Maria Shriver sits nearby,
in a low-rider, putting on her makeup.
But the craziest part is, this isn't a dream. Unfortunately.
I can't find my cameraman. And there's a helicopter waiting... hovering 100 feet above us.
And Maria Shriver sits nearby,
in a low-rider, putting on her makeup. But the craziest part is, this isn't a dream. Unfortunately.
]]>Join us in Neverland, for a trip down a real commie rabbit hole.
]]>Join us in Neverland, for a trip down a real commie rabbit hole.
]]>We're off to Paris where I get into a bit of difficulté.
I'm young.
I'm stupid.
And I manage to get myself stuck inside a cemetery.
With literally a million others.
But they're dead.
What's my excuse?
]]>We're off to Paris where I get into a bit of difficulté.
I'm young.
I'm stupid.
And I manage to get myself stuck inside a cemetery.
With literally a million others.
But they're dead.
What's my excuse?
]]>Now here's a wee tale for ya.
]]>Now here's a wee tale for ya.
]]>But also recovery, adventure and thanks.
We were just happy to make it out of that place alive.
So of course we celebrated by eating.
A big, festive meal, straight from the earth.
Happy Thanksgiving!
]]>But also recovery, adventure and thanks.
We were just happy to make it out of that place alive.
So of course we celebrated by eating.
A big, festive meal, straight from the earth.
Happy Thanksgiving!
]]>You ever get so angry you surprise yourself with an outburst of frustration?
You may have...
But I did, on the way home from Barbados... at Miami International Airport.
It was cathartic for me.
Though it did piss off a few hundred people.
Guess if wasn't as cathartic for them...
]]>You ever get so angry you surprise yourself with an outburst of frustration?
You may have...
But I did, on the way home from Barbados... at Miami International Airport.
It was cathartic for me.
Though it did piss off a few hundred people.
Guess if wasn't as cathartic for them...
]]>They're in heaven but I caught some travel bug and am about to lose my antipasto... all over the Ponte Vecchio.
Can I make it through the shoot or will I collapse upon the marble throne in my Florence Hotel bathroom?
]]>They're in heaven but I caught some travel bug and am about to lose my antipasto... all over the Ponte Vecchio.
Can I make it through the shoot or will I collapse upon the marble throne in my Florence Hotel bathroom?
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