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The Big Island of Hawaii: The Biggest Baddest Itinerary You’ve Ever Seen

BabySideburns — Mon, 24 Aug 2026 00:05:43 +0000

You’re welcome. Yes, I know technically you didn’t thank me yet, but I’m just going to assume you will because planning any trip with teenagers is a total pain the tush. And when it comes an itinerary for The Big Island of Hawaii, I just did all the work for you. Why The Big Island…

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The Most Kickass Gift Guide of 2025

BabySideburns — Fri, 21 Nov 2025 01:10:22 +0000

Awww yeahhhhh, it’s the most crappiest time of the year. When all the pressure is on YOU to make the holidays spectacular. But don’t you worry because I’ve got you covered. Every year I search high and low for GOOD shit people are actually going to want. Like I test things and read reviews and…

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Mommy-Daughter Paris Itinerary: 7 days of core memories!!

BabySideburns — Sun, 17 Aug 2025 00:16:43 +0000

Insert 1,000 crying emojis here because alas, we are home from Paris. No more fresh croissants every morning, no more gorgeous architecture everywhere, no more constantly seeing a huge smile plastered across my teenager’s face. And like a million other things I’ll miss… until we go back one day. Because we will. Paris surpassed every…

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London Itinerary with Teenagers: EVERYTHING you’ll want to do

BabySideburns — Wed, 09 Apr 2025 00:08:17 +0000

My son’s name is ’olden, my ’ubby plays ’ockey, my daughter is ’ilarious, and guess where we just went on vacation? ’ondon!!! Oh crap, that doesn’t work. London!!! Okay, I’ll stop talking like I’m British now, but it’s just so fun. Especially when you’re actually there and the real Brits can’t tell you’re American (bwhahaha,…

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The Second Most Kickass 2024 Gift Guide

BabySideburns — Wed, 11 Dec 2024 00:22:58 +0000

Okay, so back when I wrote my first gift guide of 2024, you were probably like, mehhh, I have soooo much time before the holidays. But guess what? It’s time to start shitting bricks people. Because the time between Turkey Day and Christmas Day is like wayyyy less this year and if you haven’t bought…

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THREE Kickass Awesome Gift Guides that might save your booty

BabySideburns — Wed, 27 Nov 2024 00:54:59 +0000

Okay, so if you’re anything like me you’re thinking I’ve got plennnnttty of time for holiday shopping. And if you’re anything like me, in a few weeks you’re gonna be like aggghhhh, why did I wait, I need gifts!!!! Seriously, this is me every single year, and I end up freaking out. But that is…

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The Most Kickass Awesome Gift Guide of 2024

BabySideburns — Fri, 22 Nov 2024 01:12:12 +0000

Dear Influencers who make a crapload of money every year off crappy gift guides, I see what you’re doing. You go online and just grab all the expensive stuff that no one really needs and then you say it’s awesome. Well, I’m calling your bluff. And I’m only sharing kickass things. Like stuff I actually…

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It’s Way Dayyyyy!!!!! It would be CrAzYyY NOT to get what you need right now

BabySideburns — Sun, 05 May 2024 22:37:36 +0000

Dear Hubby, Yes, I heard you. Yes, you were clear. But I am ignoring you. I know you said no shopping, but it’s WAY DAY!!!! When Wayfair has things for up to 80% off! So I can get things now for less, or I can get them later for more. Duhhh. You’ll be thanking me…

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Gatlinburg: An HONEST review of a crazy family vacation

BabySideburns — Thu, 04 Apr 2024 23:57:29 +0000

Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Where the heck do I begin? Seriously, this place is like the most split-personality vacation I’ve ever taken. So I’m gonna share it all—what to do if you go… and what to AVOID like the plague. P.S. If you’ve ever been, please feel free to share your favorite spots I missed! I’m dividing…

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What to do when your kid has a migraine (besides cry)

BabySideburns — Mon, 26 Feb 2024 00:35:34 +0000

Our lives changed drastically on March 11, 2023. And we had no idea. When Holden woke up with a migraine that day, I thought awwww shit, but that’s about all I thought. He’s a super healthy kid and I figured it was just a migraine. Then the next day, it was still there. And for…

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