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]]>According to Meta’s Complaint, wipe users everywhere are suffering the same tragic fate. New York has a rather well-documented history of fighting the wipes, even going so far as having its politicians attempt to ban them (probably all Toilet Paper Lobby propaganda).
Earlier this month, an Ohio federal judge denied Target’s motion to dismiss the products liability claims in this matter. (A copy of the order is available to download). Target argued that while some of the class members experienced clogged plumbing, others did not. The district court did rule that Ohio’s Product Liability Act abrogated the plaintiff’s tortious breach of warranty, negligent design, and negligent failure to warn theories of recover. However, the court allowed the plaintiff’s four other causes of action to proceed.
We will do our best to keep abreast of this litigation. In the meantime, if you’re bold, take a gander at the plaintiff’s complaint or the photo from The New Yorker article linked above.
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]]>“The Ohio Supreme Court says a man can whale a boy for snowballing him. IL1912.”
The alpha-numeric abbreviation at the end of the tweet signifies that this report came from an Illinois newspaper in 1912.
This got us thinking. If the Ohio Supreme Court made a ruling which made the news in Illinois, surely we could locate that opinion.
We assume that any such ruling would have been issued in 1912, although it’s possible it could have been released in late 1911.
So we turned to Westlaw and the trusty
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]]>Brady Bennett filed suit against Adobe Gila’s at The Greene in Beavercreek, Ohio, alleging that a bartender negligently served him a shot of tequila with ghost pepper extract. According to Bennett’s attorney, Bennett and his friend were out for a night on the town when the bartender offered them a round of shots. Bennett claims the group ordered a manly round of tequila shots with apple flavoring, but Bennett alleges that the bartender gave them the old switch-a-roo with the ghost pepper extract.
Upon taking the shot, Bennett allegedly fell to the ground in pain as his throat swelled shut. He was taken to the hospital and was ultimately just fine.
So what exactly is ghost pepper extract? Ghost pepper extract is one of the hottest peppers short of weapons grade pepper spray. Pepper spray comes in between 2 to 5 million on the Scoville scale. Ghost pepper, which is actually intended for use in foods and not incapacitating criminals, comes in right behind at just under 1 million on the scale. By comparison, a jalapeno pepper is only around 10,000 Scoville units.
Serving a ghost pepper shot to a patron without a warning would certainly qualify as negligence. However, the claim seems a little suspect. It’s not like we are talking about Tabasco sauce. What bartender would a) have ghost pepper extract handy at the bar and b) think to put it in shot? Maybe the bartender was Loyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber. According to the restaurant’s owner, they don’t even stock ghost pepper extract at their facilities. He did, however, admit that there may have been hot sauce in the shot.
Apparently, in addition to damages for medical expenses, Bennett also seeks damages for some real intense pain and suffering. Bennett’s attorney told the Dayton Daily News, “Over the course of the next two weeks, when he has to go to the bathroom, it is an excruciating experience.” Ouch.
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]]>According to a report from the Huffington Post, Mathis has sued the Columbus (OH) Department of Public Safety’s Impound Unit when her car was allegedly improperly impounded. In January, Mathis was hospitalized for an extended period of time after a motor vehicle accident. While in the hospital, her car was towed. After being discharged from the hospital, she went to the Impound Unit to reclaim her vehicle. When officials allegedly denied her request for information, Mathis came to believe that the Impound Unit disposed of her car because they didn’t like her. In response, she filed suit against the Impound Unit in an Ohio federal court. In the suit, she brought claims under the Fourth Amendment for improper search and seizure; under the Fourteenth Amendment for violation of the Equal Protection Clause; and under the Ninth Amendment for violation of her inalienable rights. Mathis has demanded $500 billion in compensatory damages and a mere $20 billion in punitives. Recently, Federal Magistrate Elizabeth Preston Deavers recommended Mathis’ federal causes of action be dismissed.
So how did Mathis come up with such an outrageous number for the alleged loss of her car? According to the magistrate’s report, Mathis alleges that musicians Jay-Z and P. Diddy were involved in the seizure of her vehicle. In recommending that the case be dismissed, the magistrate obviously did not realize that 2002 Saturns are a hot commodity among famous rappers these days. Even so, it seems like if she wanted to go after that much money, she would at least sue the parties with the deeper pockets, not just a governmental entity.
We here at Abnormal Use are hesitant to call any lawsuit “frivolous” without knowing all the facts. However, this suit was likely doomed from the start with such a bold demand. If plaintiff would have stuck with a conversion claim and made a reasonable demand this claim likely would remain on the docket and out of the press. But no, that would have been too easy.
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]]>According to Cincinnati.com, 50-year old Lamar Bond was dining at a McDonald’s restaurant in Cincinnatti, Ohio. Following an argument, Bond threw a cup of hot coffee and a biscuit at a female McDonald’s employee, striking her in the face. Thereafter, Bond fled. Police records did not disclose whether the employee suffered any injuries.
We don’t know the source of the argument, but we will be keeping tabs on this case. In light of all of the hot coffee litigation over the past two decades, we wonder what positions will be taken by the parties in any criminal proceeding arising from this assault and/or any workers compensation hearings prompted by this on the job injury.
But something strange is going on in Ohio. Two weeks ago, according to CBS News, Cincinatti police responded to a separate incident at an IHOP in which a woman was hit in the head with a coffee pot. At this time, we here at Abnormal Use do not know whether these should be considered incidents isolated to the Cincinnatti area or the beginning of a nationwide movement. Maybe we should have seen this coming. If courts keep throwing out hot coffee suits, something needs to be done right? Alas, let the people rise up against coffee served hot!
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]]>I am talking about the olive pit case, of course, recently filed and settled by Rep. Kucinich from Ohio. Multiple news sites and blogs have lambasted Rep. Kucinich for his suit that claimed serious and personal dental injury. Rep. Kucinich even posted this release on his website, revealing some personal details about the effects of biting into an olive pit. Questions abound about Rep. Kucinich’s reasonable expectations of what comes in a sandwich wrap, especially being a long-time vegan, and, presumably knowing that olives naturally have pits. And before we engage in some deeper thoughts on the issue, we would invite you to comment with 2012 Presidential campaign slogans for Rep. Kucinich. Here are a few to get you started.
1) Olive (pronounced in a Southern Drawl “I – love”) Dennis
2) Vote Dennis. All others are pit-iable.
3) Kucinich – Building bridges (in my mouth)
4) I’m like you. I sue.
For some reason, people have a problem with the thought behind number 4, i.e, Rep. Kucinich exercising his right of access to the courts. Surely members of Congress have lots of resources and tremendous insurance, and Rep. Kucinich should have just taken care of this himself. Why? Putting aside our conservative, defense-oriented tint for a moment, why should he do that? Rep. Kucinich was injured by the fault of another and had a potential claim. Why shouldn’t he sue? The thought seems to be that a “rich” person should not litigate matters. (Not Mitt Romney rich, of course, but certainly Cleveland rich.) It’s not really clear that Rep. Kucinich was in a better place to bear the loss. After all, that is what insurance is for, to spread the cost of risk, and the cafeteria was surely insured.
I am at a loss as to why a litigious public would aggrieve Rep. Kucinich over doing what most other Americans would do. Rep. Kucinich represents a precinct in Ohio, where, I’m sure, people file lawsuits over personal injury. My take is that the perceived “outrage” over this “frivolous” lawsuit stems from the institutionalization of what a lawsuit is now. It is no longer a means to monetize losses or allocate damages to an injured party. Lawsuits are a means to gain power and money (with or without injury). Rep. Kucinich, being perceived as rich and powerful, is somewhat mocked for filing a lawsuit that, on the surface, seems to have some merit. He has no need to file a lawsuit, because he is already rich and powerful. Apparently, potential claims are no longer enough. There is in implicit requirement that personal injury lawsuits are now a means to riches rather than a means to restore loss.
Shame on you, Rep. Kucinich, for having a real injury.
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]]>Although the complained of diaper rash is probably more serious than other famous rashes, there are a couple of things (at least) that are concerning to me about this litigation. First, it centers on diaper rash. Is this really what the founding fathers had in mind when they signed the Declaration of Independence, preserving the right to sue over diaper rash? As noted by the National Library of Medicine, “[m]ost babies who wear diapers will have some type of diaper rash.” (To its credit, the NLM also notes that diaper rash is “rash in the diaper area,” lest one think that the diaper itself can experience rash.)
Q: How often did you change Junior’s diaper?
A: As often as he needed it.
Q: Did you ever leave a wet diaper on your child?
A: Never. I stand at the ready when my child urinates.
Moreover, the plaintiffs will develop some pediatric toxicologist who will say that it is more probable than not that Pampers causes diaper rash. I’m not sure what the failure to mitigate argument looks like, since carpet cleaning can be fairly expensive.
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