April and Jay Have No Ideas

Episode 54: Off The Rails as Usual

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 00:05:58 +0000

This week, April and jay are back from an unplanned hiatus, but hey, this is a free podcast. They talk about pop culture, April reads some funny stuff but jay doesn't really laugh, so it's awkward.

Episode 53: Dance Autobot

Tue, 01 Oct 2019 23:57:58 +0000

On this episode April and Jay talked about some stuff but honestly since Jay took so damn long to edit it we forgot what we talked about. I'm sure it was good, enjoy!

Episode 52: Podcasting Metamucil

Mon, 02 Sep 2019 21:50:54 +0000

This week April and Jay return after a longer than anticipated summer hiatus. Jay breaks down all the important D23 announcements, Spiderman news, and every other tidbit he can think of...April is a good sport about it. April also reads some hilariously offensive cards against humanity answers.

Episode 52: Jay Won't Stop Talking

Tue, 30 Jul 2019 22:46:03 +0000

This week April and jay catch up on pop culture. They talk about The Boys, Jay goes on a rant, April reads some Tinder messages, and Jay just keeps talking

Bonus Episode: SDCC 2019

Mon, 22 Jul 2019 22:44:10 +0000

In this very special bonus episode of April and Jay have no ideas, our hosts discuss all the announcements, trailers, and fun tidbits that came out of this years Comic Con in San Diego!

Episode 51: A Bunny, Spiderman and Fat Rambo

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 23:34:40 +0000

This week April and jay are back and it's pretty boring. Jay is salty, April talks too long, and a dog won't stop barking. Also we spoil Spiderman and Stranger Things season 3.

Episode 50: Billie Eilish Scares us

Wed, 19 Jun 2019 21:43:51 +0000

This week April and Jay discuss a bunch of random pop culture things. April gets a little tipsy and choked up about her love for Keanu Reeves, Jay makes fun of her for it, they argue about something, and April spoils Dark Phoenix. Also soft core porn meets Clue.

Episode 49: A Drunk Podcast in the Hand...

Thu, 06 Jun 2019 23:21:01 +0000

This week April and Jay get drunk...well Jay had a head start and April caught up to him during the episode. Chaos ensued and it's probably a dumpster fire. Stay tuned after the end credits to hear some bonus material of Jay not knowing he was being recorded and April's dog trying to kill her

Episode 48: The Finale Hated Round the World

Wed, 22 May 2019 23:02:20 +0000

This week, April and Jay talk about Game of Thrones...again. They really need ideas guys!

Episode 47-EndGame of Thrones and Jay is a Jerk

Sun, 05 May 2019 20:35:19 +0000

This week April and Jay spoil GoT's Battle of Winterfell and Avengers Endgame. That's it... that's the episode. You've been warned

Episode 46-Funneling Niagara Falls Through a Straw

Wed, 17 Apr 2019 23:32:49 +0000

This week, April and Jay talk about Game of Thrones, (spoilers abound from 19 minutes to 56 minutes). They also talk the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Jay attempts to read an amazon review that April still doesn't understand...

Episode 45: Festering Cesspool of Intentions

Mon, 08 Apr 2019 22:53:47 +0000

This week April and Jay are finally back! They try to discuss captain marvel but we all know what happens when they prepare a topic. April reads a long Craigslist ad, they catch up on the news and have some funny stuff at the end- the usual

Episode 44: Talky Songs

Mon, 11 Mar 2019 23:11:22 +0000

This week, April forgot what she and jay talked about because they recorded 2 weeks ago and April forgot to do a summary then. So it will be a surprise to everyone!

Episode 43: Autocorrect Fail Failure

Mon, 25 Feb 2019 23:40:17 +0000

This week, April and jay are a mess once again. This is what happens when you prepare. They have some news items and April tries to strike gold twice, but jay isn't having any of it.

Episode 42: Ducking Shotty Autocorrect

Mon, 11 Feb 2019 00:36:20 +0000

This week, April and Jay discuss a lot of news items, a story about a listener in the shower is relayed, they still don't know how to replace the fanfic pick, and April saves it with a fun segment at the end

Episode 41: We're Back

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 00:09:04 +0000

This week April and Jay are back and they talk about their breaks and April rambles on about tv she watched. It's business as usual as they answer questions and Jay questions his friendship with April again

Episode 40: B.D.E.

Wed, 05 Dec 2018 00:36:39 +0000

On the season 1 finale, April and Jay have a guest! They decide to end their first season with their favorites from the year, and of course they have some of the same ideas...which is unusual that they even have ideas.

Episode 39: Podcasts, Pornos, and Cheese Doodles

Wed, 28 Nov 2018 02:31:32 +0000

This week April and jay actually have an idea! Well it's not a fully fleshed idea, but it's a little one! They discuss their favorite fiction podcasts, April gives a play by play reaction of the mid-season finale of walking dead, and Jay ends their friendship again.

Episode 38: Eff Your Sign

Sat, 24 Nov 2018 13:53:44 +0000

This week, April goes on a very spoiler-filled rant on Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald starting at 10:53 and ending at 33.19. They answer terrible questions terribly, and try to give some advice poorly. Jay gets mad at astrology and April has a fanfic pick

Episode 37: You In Trouble Girl

Wed, 14 Nov 2018 02:26:26 +0000

This week April and Jay have a few ideas, including pop culture updates. April debuts a new segment, and Jay yells at people.

Episode 36: Can't All Be Winners

Thu, 08 Nov 2018 23:46:07 +0000

This week April and Jay have no ideas...the title speaks for itself.

Episode 35: Sabertooth Jungle Tuba

Tue, 30 Oct 2018 20:44:41 +0000

This week, April and Jay thought they had more to talk about than they did...then April went a little crazy. Basic people beware, this episode might make you mad.

Episode 34: Aprils Ghost Academy

Wed, 17 Oct 2018 01:10:11 +0000

This week April and Jay are tired and snarky with each other. Jay gives the weekly round up of news and he and April discuss the new Avenger's trailer description. April tests the limit of their friendship with her latest nonsense. April reads some truly terrific things from the internet and Jay reiterates he doesn't read fan fiction.

Bonus Episode: Doctor Who Season Premiere

Tue, 09 Oct 2018 00:42:29 +0000

"I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?" On this bonus episode, 10 Things I Hate About You describes our feelings on the season premier of Doctor Who.

Episode 33: Jay Almost Vomits

Tue, 09 Oct 2018 00:32:20 +0000

This week, April and Jay play catch up on their weeks, Jay tries a topic that doesn't work, and April makes Jay sick

Episode 32: Turd Burglar

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 00:58:42 +0000

This week, April and Jay spoil Iron Fist Season 2, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, and Castle Rock. April does a new segment on fun tweets, and gives her fanfic pick. Jay and April also give a lot of awkward silences as well.

Episode 31: You Stole My Grandma's Meat

Mon, 17 Sep 2018 23:22:43 +0000

This week April and Jay are a mess. April is in a mood, Jay is scattered, and they listen to a few long voicemails. That's it...that's the whole episode

Episode 30: Accidental Salmon

Tue, 11 Sep 2018 00:05:56 +0000

This week, April and Jay get personal and answer some questions. We learn how they REALLY feel about each other and Jay gets irrationally mad at April. A new segment is introduced and Jay's wife laughs in the background.

Episode 29: Taking Questions Live

Mon, 03 Sep 2018 22:35:23 +0000

This week, April and Jay continue to have no ideas and do more firsts, tell some funny stories, and catch up on their weeks. April finally discusses a catastrophe she had to deal with and gave her fanfic pick.

Episode 28: Charles Entertainment Cheese

Thu, 30 Aug 2018 01:37:48 +0000

This week April and Jay talk firsts and pornography. Yes, you read that right. Jay gave some products and April gave her fanfic pic and Jay found out something new about April much to his delight.

Episode 27: Jay's Stupid Jeep

Sun, 19 Aug 2018 22:19:58 +0000

This week April and Jay took to the audience for questions and as usual, it went about as well as expected. Thankfully April found some fun questions for them and Jay also gave some news stories.

Episode 26: Smoking for 75 Years

Mon, 13 Aug 2018 23:31:34 +0000

This week, April and Jay live up to their name because they had no idea what to talk about. They discussed their weeks, April talked about the crazy amount of movie theater trips she took, and they rounded it off with some craigslist ads.

Episode 25: Old Man Girth

Tue, 31 Jul 2018 01:37:55 +0000

April and Jay are mad as hell and they're not going to take it any more! This week, is all about minor inconveniences that turned into major annoyances and they are unleashing in this episode. Spoiler alert, they swear A LOT. Plus Jay gives April a history lesson and reads some AirBnB stories. April gives her fanfic pick and all is right with the world.

Episode 24: Brazilian Baby Beef

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 00:28:47 +0000

This week, April and Jay reunited in person and on the podcast, as they returned from their vacations. They discuss their trips and their worst vacation memories. So sit back and enjoy a very personal episode of the show

Episode 23: Dumpster Fire with Tires on Top

Sun, 08 Jul 2018 13:00:00 +0000

Jay is still on vacation, so April has another guest! April welcomes Mike from The Caped Chronicles and they discuss MCU and DCEU and try to be civil while doing it. As Mike said, "we talked about everything from what's right with Antman, to movie theater etiquette, to dancing babies" (cue southern drawl). So enjoy April and Mike finally having the showdown no one was waiting for...

Episode 22: April but not Jay

Tue, 03 Jul 2018 01:00:37 +0000

This week, Jay is on vacation so April welcomes Dr. Raven herself, Robin, back to the show. Robin and April discuss Game of Thrones and throw themselves into the world of speculation on the upcoming season. Robin has a love for Tyrion like no other and she doesn't quite get April's love for Gendry. As usual Jon Snow knows nothing, much like the 2 academics discussing what is going to happen next season.

Episode 21 Poop For Sale

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:06:42 +0000

This week, April and Jay talk comic books. They also discuss the heavy topic of toxicity in nerd culture. April reads a terribly long and confusing Craigslist ad and forgoes her fanfic pick for a real book pick and Jay laughs so hard he snorts.

Episode 20: Steve Rogers: Gentle Husband

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 00:24:02 +0000

This week, April had 2 ideas that were great, and Jay agreed with 1. April and Jay discussed the best series finales ever, took a voicemail, and played Marry/Bang/Kill, much to Jay's discomfort (and April's glee).

Episode 19: Billy The Dick Farmer

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 00:20:37 +0000

This week April and Jay try to do an AMA and take questions from their voicemail. April discusses her fear of dentists and Jay answers a riddle. A new segment is introduced and April gives her fanfic pick

Episode 18: The Adventures of Yank and Doodle

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 00:31:40 +0000

This week April and Jay discuss canceled tv shows. April gets carried away and wants to talk about everything, Jay tries to reign her in, April takes revenge when Jay talks about ridiculous superheroes, and as always, April gives her fanfic pick

Episode 17: The Dumb Man's Hawking

Mon, 28 May 2018 15:40:47 +0000

This week April and jay have their first guest! They talk about books, learn more about each other through book preferences (spoiler alert, April is 12 years old inside and Jay was a weird kid), Jay does some amazon reviews, and April gives her fanfic pick.

Episode 16: Harrowing Tales of Misadventure

Sun, 20 May 2018 12:38:49 +0000

This week, April and Jay discuss plot twists and spoil the heck out of everything...or at least they try to until they realize they would spoil each other on things they want the other to see unspoiled. April gives her fanfic pic and also does some Craigslist ads. Jay does a guest Craigslist ad when April balks on one. This ep is definitely not safe for work because it gets gross.

Episode 15: Good Bad Guys and Bad Bad Guys

Thu, 17 May 2018 17:22:27 +0000

This week April and Jay are exhausted, both emotionally and physically and do their best to talk best and worst villains. In an effort to not run out of ads and reviews, April reads Jay some ridiculous things from history. As always there's the fanfic pick.

Episode BONUS: Spoilery Infinity War Chat

Wed, 09 May 2018 04:00:00 +0000

BONUS EP!!! April and Jay sit down for a no holds barred super spoilery conversation about Avengers: Infinity War. This jumps right in with spoilers and doesn't quit. They also theorize what's to come and how this affects the MCU. If you haven't seen Infinity War, this episode is not for you. Don't blame us for telling you EVERYTHING, because we do... Thanos demands silence, but we laugh in the face of... oh god! What's happeni...

Episode 14: In This Economy!?

Sun, 06 May 2018 17:36:49 +0000

This week, April and Jay jump into plot holes and potentially ruin movies for each other. As usual April gives her fanfic pic, and there's more ridiculous Craigslist ads and Amazon reviews. This episode is definitely not safe for work or life

Episode 13: Doodads, Ugly Stuff, and Fancy Things

Sun, 29 Apr 2018 13:04:20 +0000

This week April and Jay discuss Harry Potter, and it's everything and nothing that April thought it would be. Jay gives a very odd PSA, April apologizes for being gross and gives her fanfic pick. Finally, April and Jay present a battle royal of weird with Craigslist and Amazon reviews.

Episode 12: For All The Bananas

Sun, 22 Apr 2018 16:07:05 +0000

So this week, April and Jay jump into the world of apocalypse movies (and some tv), Jay feels betrayed by the Walking Dead, April is scandalized by Amazon products, and both feel like maybe they should post video of the show on YouTube. As always, April gives her fanfic pic, and the show starts with something neither can remember.

Episode 11: Hat Full of Ideas

Sun, 15 Apr 2018 13:37:36 +0000

This week April and Jay had ZERO ideas...until they crowd sourced, and then they had more than they could shake a stick (or hat) at. They had some serious disagreements that almost ruined their friendship (Jay has STRONG opinions on Hanna-Barbera), played nerdy "would you rather", and April gave her fanfic pick.

Episode 10: Fat White Sauce Bon Jovi

Sun, 08 Apr 2018 16:41:26 +0000

This week, April and Jay jump into the world of sequels. Jay has never seen Rocky(s), April is mad about Indiana Jones, and both are bad Italians. April also reads Jay's drunken texts, and as always, gives fanfic picks no one really cares about.

Episode 9: Old Lady With Asthma

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 13:18:50 +0000

This week, April and Jay reboot their opening 3 times and then discuss tv and movie reboots. April gives her weekly fanfic pick, and there is an amazon review you have to hear to believe.

Episode 8: April Gets Rickrolled

Sun, 25 Mar 2018 19:41:34 +0000

This week April and Jay talk about guilty pleasures...and it goes horribly wrong! Crazy erotic fiction is finally discussed, April brings back an old favorite, and Jay plays game master.

Episode 7: Price Gouging Time Loops and Poop Jokes

Tue, 20 Mar 2018 18:24:28 +0000

This week, April and Jay discuss time travel, (which makes April really angry), Jay gets stuck in his own time loop, and April tells some crazy stories from Amazon. April also tries to convince Jay that Toys R Us going out of business might be tragic, but his cool new Star Wars Nerf blaster says otherwise.

Episode: 6 Announcement/Vegetarian Teenager

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 20:44:19 +0000

In this week's Episode We have a very big announcement about the future of the podcast. We also have a lengthy chat about the original great Dinosaur films from our childhood Jurassic Park, The Lost World, and Jurassic Park 3.

Episode 5: This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Sun, 04 Mar 2018 20:03:59 +0000

In this week's episode we talk about all the things we love that have gone to shit, whether through too many seasons or creative dumbasses making it their own vision. We're talking TV, movies, and book interpretations brought to the screen. April also has some more "little known" facts that apparently Jay was already aware of, all while still desperately trying to come up with some new ideas!

Episode 4: Netflix and Hand-holding With Pete Holmes

Mon, 26 Feb 2018 00:36:42 +0000

This week, April and Jay have an idea about universes (not that kind, Neil Degrasse Tyson fans, hold your horses) and how inevitably everyone but Marvel gets it wrong. The show takes a weird left turn as April talks about her bizarre love for Pete Holmes and Jay found out a lot of things were different as an adult.

Episode 3: Sean Bean Doesn't Die

Sun, 18 Feb 2018 15:03:55 +0000

This week we delve deep into the world of conspiracy theories including the Masonic Order, Celebrity murders, the Flat Earth Movement and more! April talks about some recommended viewings from her week sick on the couch and as always we try to come up with some ideas!

Episode 2: Tide-rade

Sun, 11 Feb 2018 16:09:08 +0000

In this episode April and Jay talked about their favorite Superbowl movie spots and all the upcoming tv shows and movies they are looking forward to in 2018.

Episode 1 kumquats and Citrus Buttholes

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 02:51:24 +0000

April and Jay are lifelong friends that have a million things to talk about but when it comes time to record, they have no ideas. This week they think they have an idea about strong (and weak) female characters in popular media. As you will see, they lose the thread quickly and their conversation devolves as usual.