This week we are covering the 1986 slasher (Horror, Comedy?) Evil Laugh. The laugh is never explained, nothing in the fucking movie makes sense, but WATCH IT before you listen. Or don't it's your life really when you think about it. It's weird that you would take my advice on how you should live it, but then again you're listening to my podcast maybe for my insights and opinions. That's weird for me to think about..
Go to the Rv/Motorhome heritage foundation website, contact them, and ask if the Airstream from Critters 2 is in there. https://www.thervmhhalloffame.org/contact-us/
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This week we are exactly in on the public zeitgeist, as we discuss the just came out, on the tip of everyone's tongue horror movie, Obsession. Just listen to the episode, It's really good... *opens the box, jingle plays* I wish people listened to this podcast, and enjoyed it. *Snaps the willow*
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]]>This week we have a very special episode. As Matt and I interview the Writer/Director of Buffet Infinity, Simon Glassman. We get into the process of making Buffet Infinity, what a movie like that looks like to write, direct, and produce, as well as the true Lovecraftian horror of late stage capitalism.
Enjoy!
]]>This week we are headed back to the late 90's, early 00's? As we discuss Buffet Infinity. Take an SNL commercial parody, stretch it out to a feature, sprinkle in a dash of cosmic horror and what do you get? A movie by a caricature artist. By the way, Matt cannot say that word.. Caricature . So try and get him to have to say it as much as you can on your podcast. I'll send you a tee shirt.
Stay tuned, because as teased in this episode, we do an interview with the writer/director...
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]]>This week, Matt the Middling movie madman has brought us something very special. Middle of the road boobs. As well as an alien mummy stuck in a blog movie? That's also a slasher, also about 16 frat house parties.. So many movies I swear to god.
Tune in, and listen to us come up with so many better ideas than the makers of this movie, who btw, wanted it to be a tv series. Ugh.
This week we go back to the well, and end up feeling unwell as we discuss Watchers 2. Though we get a little derailed, though to be fair, so did the movie. Why did we need the nerd and the hooker in the movie? Or the weird 7-11 with the monster chugging suds? Who knows. Loose ends, bad monster design, and the least leading leading man ever. Check it out.
This week we are going way back to a simpler time. When a highschool student could try and seduce her teacher/coach? and it was her fault as we discuss Deadly Eyes
Based off the book The Rats, this is a canadian horror movie where rats eat steroid laced corn that's intended to be sent to africa to feed the starving? well, madness ensues having something to do with a subway? I don't really know. But they do kill a baby (offscreen) so half a point i guess.
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]]>This week we are joined once more by Botty Batson of the Grindbin pod, to discuss a grindybin type movie... The Majorettes. The twists, the turns. Watch the movie, then listen, and see if we make any type of sense about the movie.
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]]>This week Matt made us watch a total piece of crap. I for one am still at a loss. Is this supposed to be so bad it's funny? Or is this another situation like The Room, where someone was so incompetent at making one thing, they accidently made another? I'd ask you to decide for yourself, but that would mean you had to watch the movie, which I suggest you don't.
But since i know you will, masochist, I just have a couple questions. Did we need the mall lady to be involved at all? What was up with ever scene being a phone call, until they figured out their psychic power, which was being able to remotely communicate? A skill mind you that could have been replaces with a phone call, and did a nuke go off at the school?
Tune in and hear all about it.
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]]>Boy do we have a treat for you this winter. How about a movie that feels like someone describing leprechaun during a bad LSD trip? Well, that's about what you get with Funnyman. Who, is not funny in the least? We got scoob and the gang, velma bending over of course, and a soundtrack that still blows my mind.
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]]>This week, you thought white fire was bad? We got wood fire! Just, you'll see. As we discuss the 1994 movie The Fear. The worlds most traumatized wannabe therapist brings a group of people who fucking hate each other to his santa uncles cabin where they tell a wooden dude named Morty their worst fears.
Yeah, that's like, where it starts, and it gets worse.
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]]>This week we are joined by a first time guest, Dash, as we discuss the 2014 SLASHER It Follows.
A supernatural STD, or a meditation on the nature of life and death, an exchange of your youth and innocence for freedom, adult things, and the inevitable death that awaits us all..
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]]>We're back, a dinosaur story.
That's right, the show is back on the road, back in business, and back covering the movies nobody asked for. And this week, talk about nobody asking for it. M Night decided to make his daughters as big a mystery in Hollywood as his twists are in his films, with Trap
Shitty music, nonsense plot, and what doesn't M Night know? Find out in this all new episode.
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]]>This week, Matt brings up a fantastic film. Well, not really, but for the purposes of this podcast, it's the right one. X-Ray, the Cannon films slasher from 1981, built specifically to try and get some of that sweet sweet 80's slasher money. But without all the atmosphere, or logic, or decent kills.
Psycho doctors, vague diagnosis, acid sinks, dripping chemical rooms, and a protagonist who knocks something over in every scene. You're gonna love it... to death.. acid sink death. (also, i think the drunk either lives, or it's his charts that got swapped with the protagonists.)
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]]>We're back on the hunt, and sans Matt, guess he's gonna leave all the strange for Tim and I, and boy, do we get knee deep in it.
Trains, ghost zoning laws, and the usual distractions from the subject at hand, all this and more as we talk Paranormal Home Inspectors once again, and our man Tim has a change of heart? Bad reality television really is a magical thing. Tune in!
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This week we are covering one of the worst non-zombie zombie movies i've ever seen. The Chilling. What happens when a rag tag group of Grizzly Adams, and Linda Blair run afoul of a corrupt organ harvesting cryogenic lab ponzi scheme? Well, I'm not really sure. I've seen this movie twice in as many weeks now, and I'm still not really sure what happens.
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]]>This week we return to the world of weird as we head up north to Canada for some house inspection, and lukewarm paranormal claims/investigation. We're talking Paranormal Home Inspectors Episode 5.
Join us as we take down maybe one of the stupidest paranormal shows we've see. They do nothing, find nothing, slag off a poor woman, and Brian, the real hero, gives them a straight up home inspection.
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]]>This week we are talking about a thanksgiving classic, The Burbs, and I am joined once again by the golden age of the podcast crew. Tim, and Matt.
It's such a fun trip down memory lane this episode, as Matt and I wax on about our love for a movie that Yobo can hardly tolerate.
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]]>This week Asherz and I are going back to 1999. A time of hope, optimism, and brooding edgelord Arnold as we discuss End Of Days. Satan piss, terrible writing, and maybe 2 decent performances. How this piece of shit made 200 million is anyone's guess.
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This week on the show, I am joined once again by Asherz, and this week she brought in a non horror movie, but horiffic in it's own way. Mysterious Skin.
Content Warning, this episode contains discussion of sexual assault, and child molestation.
But don't worry, I make my typical jokes like mirrorbation. We make it fun.
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]]>This week, we debut, bumping and clanging around like a battery in the dryer, the new show format! A more free form discussion of the film, more behind the scenes, and it's philosophical, and cultural depths. So of course, we start with Terrifier 3. A movie in which a dudes sac gets a chainsaw vasectomy (Name of my thrash band) and a chick commits mirrorbation (The name of my doom metal band)
Leave your feedback, assuming i get better at this format, you like?
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]]>Join us for another sideshow where we bitch about politics briefly, then learn two very important things. The prevalence of snake crimes, and the even more twisted and sinister history of wang. What is a wang? Can a bullet wang your dashboard and destroy your only compass? Find out all this and more.
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]]>This week we are plesently surprised by what should be just another shitty 90s sci-fi movie. As we discuss Virus. Maybe the finest performance in cinema history. Donald Sutherland as evil Captain Everton.
Seriously, go watch virus, then tune in!
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]]>This week we take another trip down the side roads for a sideshow! We break down the top news of the day, and this time there is a story about a horror movie that's upcoming! How about that?
Casey Anthony, civil rights hero, Bai Ling giving Wilt Chamberlain a run for his money, and a cesarean conception. All this, as well as a fantastic round of Know Comments.
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This week, we have returned for a full out full on episode covering the 1982 slasher? Death Screams. It puts Matt and I into a full blown panic mode for how inept the movie can be. Then, i kid you not, in the middle of the episode while i'm reviewing a scene I make a discovery that will shake the foundations of movie bloopers forever.
https://youtu.be/9jiSFxViM3cpay close attention to the carnys balls.
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This week, where to even begin, Matt brings us what might be the stupidest "real supernatural story" tv series episode I've ever seen.
After beating up on a poor young girl who lives in the dust bowl, her mom the secret agent hairdresser moves the family into a house that's either possessed, or has a demon cat in it. Highlights include exploding fish tanks, The rarest Typhoid, and a psychic battle the likes of which we have only seen in that episode of south park with john edwards, and the other soul soliciting pig fuckers.
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]]>We're back with another Bloodybits sideshow. Where we on occasion go off on tangents. What's the best dinner to pair with OJ? Nothing. That's some deviant behavior. Bigfoot hunting past and present, both with stupid outcomes, Matt debuts cowboy porn, or western, and we learn to love the goat.
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]]>This week we take the advice of our listeners, thanks to you on patreon. I don't recall your username right now, but you post a ton of porn on Twitter, so thanks for that as well.
We took your suggestion, and broke our cherry in the bondiverse with the madness that is Live and Let Die. James Bond in Harlem, and not Jamacia. How could that go wrong you ask? Well, you'll have to tune in to find out.
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This week, we are a bit delayed due to the fires in southern california. Our hearts go out to those who suffered loss due to the power companies being utter garbage. Class action lawsuit time baby!
We give some advice. What happens when your boyfriend likes anime girls... Not women, girls. How to handle a button phobia, and i expose the lies of the cartoon version of Frosty the Snowman.
Then some epic rounds of Know comments. The first one will stun you all! How's that for a buzzfeed article title?
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This week you are in for a treat, as we discuss a movie none of you have ever heard of, Santa Claws (1996). Starring no one you've ever heard of, who went on to do nothing. That's not important. What's important is the layers and layers of scams the director is running.
Not to mention you don't get a minuet into this movie before you see your first set of tits. It's basically a porno, but with some horror elements tossed in, much like the magazine in the movie, Scream Queens International.
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Here is another sideshow, again, no know comments, just news, advice, and everything nice.
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We're back from our holiday break, and here with one of the stupidest horror movies in ages, Bats.
Join us as we give our respects to LDP, and try and decipher the incomprehensible plot of this movie.
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This episode is a sideshow. I like doing them, and i hope you like watching them. No, we don't really vent on politics this episode. I try and avoid that because I don't want to hear it, and doubt you do either.
Rather, we offer our advice to the denizens of reddit. Those of us who cannot figure out a path forward, so we rely on redditors. Truly the saddest among us.
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What comes right after Halloween? Well, Halloween 2 of course. This week we are talking all about Halloween 2. Which may be the single worst entry in the entire Halloween universe. Yes, including Rob Zombies Halloween movies.
Nothing makes sense, unless you subscribe to the expanded Loomisverse. Tune in and find out more.
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This week, the axe will play while the Yobo's away. As I rip into, and spoil Strange Darlings. What a fucked movie that was. Then we get into some fantastic Know Comments, in which we learn a lot about the history of spooky music for sad boys.
Following that up with some of our life advice. It's just such a neat little package for you all..
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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.
This week we break down the 2024 body horror The Substance. Folks, we spoil the hell out of this movie, so please watch before you listen. It gets pretty deep into philosophy and what makes you you?
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This week we are back to form with another sideshow. Where I learn to love the AI, and love it well, as i do some non consensual stuff to some of the most dare i say it abused ai on the internet.
We have an epic know comments, where shock of shocks, Tim Yobo wins, and Matt and I share a brain.
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This week we are watching a truly terrible movie. One suggested by my wife. Topanga plays the damsel in distress in this freaky movie about what happens to gamers if they game too much. They end up in 3 distinct vr worlds that are clearly rip offs of popular games, look like shit, and they just may go all postal in the real world, because us gamers are functionally mentally impaired.
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An epic round of Know Comments, where Matt of course trolls Tim yet again, and we learn about a new weird proclivity of Matt's. Bands who replace the lead singer with someone who doesn't sound like the original singer.
Love advice, Life advice, what more could you want from a podcast?
]]>This week Matt delivered yet another mush of a horror movie from the time before most of our listeners. As this week we delve into Deadly Manor. A movie that is somehow less competent than redeemer. You have to listen to this one.
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Hello all you ed-heads, timbos and mattiacs.
This week, join us for another sideshow. Where we talk about the sad state of the world we all live in. Time makes, and rates some unethical life pro tips. Then we dole out some relationship advice for the neediest people online. Redditors.
Then Matt brings it on home with a truly epic Know Comments, which drives Yobo to the breaking point.
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Tim is out this week, he went to some other country to farm ass. Godspeed tim!
But that's ok, because Matt brought the madness. With Redeemer. A Jesus style slasher? With a killer who kills someone for each of the 7 deadly sins. yeah yeah seven you hack. But he has fun outfits, does some phantom of the church opera, and more!
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This week we introduce our sideshows. A more relaxed fit type of episode where we stretch out, and leave the movie out of the discussion.
Matt and I bring in some important news from our headlines. Stuff that really has an effect on you, and your life. Like a teen setting a dumpster fire in protest of McDonalds being too busy.
Then, the episode gets even better when I just simply bring the questions from the public to the pod! Is it a mistaken gay sex scenerio, or a delicious condiment? Tune in and find out!
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]]>This week on the show, we are talking mad shit about Pitch Black. One of my co-hosts thinks this is the most vile piece of filth ever created, while the other believes it to be mana sent from heaven. Whose right? Only a breakdance competition can solve this mess.
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]]>No Tim Yobo this week, thee was an ass farming convention upstate that he had to attend. Our thoughts and prayers are with him.
Instead, in his stead we are joined by the newly minted third chair of the show Matt Anderson to talk about the 1999 sleeper horror comedy Lake Placid. An all star ensemble of character actors. Which to me are the best actors. Aren't they all supposed to be characters? huh.
Anyhow, if you want to see betty white lure a blindfolded cow into a lake, and call people rooster suckers. This is your episode.
(note from Matt, I acknowledge my mistake in thinking that Bridget Fonda was Vic Morrow’s daughter when it was actually Jennifer Jason Leigh? Apparently, SINGLE WHITE FEMALE was more convincing than I remembered.
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This week, we are joined by the new... third chair of the show Matt Anderson! As we discuss maybe one of the worst high budget horror movies of the year Stigmata.
We shit all over your religion, your political icons, and the inside bowl of the toilet. Seriously? White? you chose the highest contrast color possible for toilets? in hindsight, should have been a nice milk chocolate color.
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Here we are, a day late, but better late than never, and we are kicking off the final year of this journey with Stir Of Echos. A fantastic supernatural thriller with Kevin Bacon that i think is really kinda slept on.
seriously, dude would have been trash on Name that Tune.
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]]>This week, we are joined once again by long time friend of the show Faustus to discuss the 1998 J-horror that kicked off Americas fascination with J-Horror... Ringu.
What a fantastic movie it is, normally I am super turned off by spooky haunting horror, but Ringu has so much going on. So many subtle things in it, and layers of cultural, and interpersonal subtext.
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This week, we delve into the darkest corners of the mind of Dee Snider, and I feel like we need Chris Hansen to make a visit. Dude wrote a movie where he plays a child molester, which by the second act we are supposed to feel bad for... Yep. Rough one Dee.
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This week, we go to some unnamed college in the north east to a corrupt university that is covering up student deaths, all related to urban legends... no not dead man on campus. Urban Legend.
Forgive the minor technical difficulties, riverside has some issues, but we made due, and made a damn fine episode. Tim falls in love with yet another big haired red head, and boy.. what a shitty slasher.
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This week we have a special treat for you. We are joined by the writer, director, color person, co-star, and wearer of many... hats Nick Roth to talk about his movie Hankey Pankey.
It's really the perfect Bloodybits movie. Sentient napkins, talking hats, incest, dong, magical realism... just pure absurd entertainment.
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]]>Folks, you are in for a real treat. A classic, hard dick-ed hit. Orgazmo....And Choda Boy! In fact, wee have a classic guest joining us. Terry! We share our love of Matt Stone, and Trey Parker (mostly his voices for his terrible songs) while Tim dies a little bit inside every joke, every scene, every moment of the movie.
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]]>What happens when you take the gore, and splatter of slop out of the Troma movies? You add in a basic Cinemax structure, and you get this. Whatever this is.
A witch who is trying to sacrifice a hitchhiker to summon Asmodeus via blood ritual with a glowing red stone. She gets interrupted, by a trapper, who rapes her, makes her his slave bride, and gives her three daughters. He also splits the stone in 3, and sells them.
Then one of his daughters is bitten by a vampire at night, gets the ring back, becomes a witch, and thats the big bad guy? also her 2 sisters do as well? I'm so confused by this movie..
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]]>This week, we are joined by mr wish himself. None other than Bobby (Batson) Trippett. Co-host of the Grindbin, and fellow book store magazine rack loiterer to talk about one of his favorite, formative horror movies Wishmaster (1997)
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Man, you thought a coked out King mad a bad killer trucks movie. Turns out it could be worse. Fucking Tim missed Maximum Overdrive for the back half of the episode. Insane.
Some of the stupidest deaths too. Fucking inflatable waving arms man axe kill. Mindless.
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This week, we are joined by a long time friend of the podcast, Host of The Grindbin podcast and dear friend Mike Wood.
Tim fucked up, thinking this movie was from 1997, I fucked up, thinking we were covering 1997 this month, either way, we talk about The Hidden from 1987.
What a doozy of a movie this was. Wheelchair slaughter, a secred Jason goes to Hell, and we learn a valuble lesson from Tim that I think applies to most aspects of life. That is that if your body aint banging, you should put in more effort.
Go listen to Mike Wood, and more on The Grindbin Podcast.
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I'm ok, i swear... phew, alright. we are covering The Craft. A very female forward horror from 1996, which is an anomaly. It's a fun movie, a bit silly at times. But I think we can respect its.... Fuck. They go to a Catholic school, and wear the outfit.. and you put Neve Campbell, and Fairuza Balk in it. Which to my libido is like sprinkling your coffee with meth.
I'm sorry, I tried to not be horny this episode. I really tried. But I am just a man.. made of (mostly) soft fallible things.
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]]>Well, I finally did it. I did a big ass horror movie that you all love, one of the tentpole movies. I've sworn off doing them for a long ass time, but it would be irrisponsable of me to cover 1996, and not mention the movie that changed horror.
But of course we talk more about tits than anything else. And a rare Tim Yobo just dissing the movie from start to finish. So all you Scream heads out there need to Scream at him!
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]]>This week, we take a trip up to the frosty north where the only thing sweeter than the maple syrup is the donair sauce as we discuss Bad Moon. A film that somehow cost 7 million dollars to make. Which blows my mind every time i look at that fact in text.
Shitty acting, terrible werewolf transformations, tits in the first 5-10 mins. I guess it aint all bad. To be fair, the practical effects are fantastic from time to time, and it's shot well, like Tim said it looks like a movie!
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]]>Though, I guess it was doomed to fail, between the bad source material, the mob stealing production money, and the director mainly concerned with the breast size of the leading role. Tune in, it has to be heard to be believed.
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]]>This week, the movie that broke the podcast Visitor Q. You know the bad part of Oldboy? The father daughter love story? That's where we start with this fucking movie. And it just gets worse and worse. So yeah, a Tim Yobo pick.
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]]>This week for our entry for March Madness, this gorilla dick daddy smells sex in the air. As we discuss maybe the horniest Bigfoot movie I've ever seen, but I honestly don't remember another bigfoot movie.
Tim meets his red haired match, Bigfoot uses a door as a gloryhole, and something about a redneck cult? all this and more! so tune in!
]]>This week you're in for a ride... TO HELL! As we discuss the 2016 horror comedy CarousHELL. As you will hear, Tim is not fucking happy about it. Too bad Tim, this is fucking March Madness, anything can happen!
I guess the highlights are the movie features a kid eating a pizza American cheese sandwich, a chick gets fucked by a carousel unicorn, and our hero is a cowboy wearing a stupid mascot mask, but in universe everyone is just cool with that.
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]]>This week we are talking about Evolver, the final movie of 1995. I come up with a new rating method for movies, after like 3 years of doing it. and we both loath and respect the business acumen of Zach.
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]]>This week, Tim finally gets to talk about the movie he has been trying to bring to the show for 196 episodes.. Mute Witness. And I gotta say, fantastic movie. Stop right now, and go watch it. It's totally worth the watch.
Then when you're done watching, listen to the show, tell a friend to listen, give us a 5 star review on the platform of your choice, and if you still have time, go to our Patreon.
we're very needy. it's why we make a podcast, for attention.
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Ok, let's see if you can follow this one. A CIA agent injects himself with werewolf blood in 1974 and gets a little too passionate with a nurse, so they shoot him with silver bullets and freeze him. 20 years later, at the same lab, they made a hybrid metal/skin graft tech. So they thaw the werewolf out and test it on him... That like, the first 20 mins. Insane movie.
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This week we jump head first into a series neither of us has seen a single entry from, Night of the Demons. Wow, what a refreshing movie. You have killing, and full-frontal nudity within the first 5 mins. Acid tit hands, nun-chucks, and demons that are just vampires. I have some questions about the whole vampire holy water thing, and Tim gets to relive his days as an altar boy.
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]]>This week we are joined by the co-host of The Grindbin podcast, longtime friend of the show Bobby Trippett to discuss the 1994 Bollywood Nightmare on Elm Street knock off, Mahakaal.
I butcher the names of characters, and the movie over and over, but I think we maybe did the best job of any American podcast covering this film. Also I'm confident we are the only American horror podcast to cover this movie. Michael Jackson talk, Wrestling talk, and Slim Jim glory hole dicks.
By the way, the Freddy in this movie, doesn't talk, and looks like someone melted cheap fake chocolate all over his face. Also, Johny Lever is a fucking treasure.
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This week, Daniel from The Moustachioed Podcastio joins us as we put on our face paint, and die... die... dye our hair black, while we discuss The Crow.
We get hung up on the big bad guys name in this movie, gun to your head, could you name him? No... didn't think so. It's Top Dollar btw. Remember that he is banging his half sister in this movie? fucking weird.
Brandon Lee talk, tasteless jokes, the timeline of goth to scene kids, and more!
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Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out! Speaking of dreams, this week, we are covering a movie that kind of feels like a fever dream, as we discuss the 1994 cult hit Serial Mom. What a fantastic movie, by the fantastic John Waters. A man who featured cross dressers eating shit in his films, who somehow had crossover success.
Tim gets harder than a coffin nail over the lovely Kathleen Turner who has a fantastic performance. We pay honor to Don Knotts, so that'll be a big hit with the kids, and I float my theory on Stephen Hawking on Epstein Island.
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]]>Here just in time for the holidays, some Grindbin leftovers. W discuss the 1983 horror film Blood Beat. A film that makes 0 sense. So an ancient samurai spirit is awakened to kill rednecks whenever a chick busts a nut. Or whenever it kills a redneck, she busts a nut? I'm very confused. We are all very confused by this movie.
Terrible effects, pointless nudity, a group of hobos being slaughtered for no reason, what's not to love? Maybe the worlds saddest Christmas Eve where siblings start up a 9:45 pm game of monopoly, while dad watches TV with headphones on, propped against a brick fireplace with a fart filled couch cushion.
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This week we bid our friend Candice farewell, as she moves on to greener podcast pastures, and wish her well on her future endeavors.
But what isn't going well, is this weeks fucking movie Arcade. Join Seth Green, Ralphie from A Christamas Story, and the love interest from Joes Apartment in a VR filled, kid ghost possessed adventure. Full moon just knocking it out of the park.
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This week we talk about a small, wise cracking Irish asshole..No not Tim Yobo, it's the Leprechaun. Come for the Rachel, stay for the weird three "brothers" who paint? What's that all about?
Candice the Author, Tim... Is just Tim, and I come up with a fun 99 problems riff about the fat guy eating the coin.
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]]>You know you always wanted to hear Tim Yobo react to the who's the boss chick beer-bonging spinach to a man in some sort of like Super Shredder muscle outfit, with a nutsack on his neck. I initiate a discussion on the ethical dilemma of watching special cooking programming, and Candice clamsplains the Byzantine Empire to me.
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This week, we are plumbing the depths of the video game movies, and talking about Super Mario Bros. So we went out and got one of our favorite brothers. Terry! He returns, with only slightly fewer stories about a man's farting asshole.
We talk about Candice's husband's porn habits, slight people from the south, Jersey, and I think several Asian and South American countries. Tim gets Bob Hoskins's name wrong a staggering number of times and yet has the audacity to keep correcting my on/by accident usage. Sorry pops, this ain't yo daddies on/by accident show!
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This week, we are packing our bags like Mr Cage, getting on a boat, like everyones favorite kombatant Art, and headed to Outworld to talk about the Klassic Mortal Kombat. I'm glad we kovered this episode mostly because I get to do my Kristopher Lambert impression. Which was all but lost to the ellusive forgotten Highlander episode.
Join us as we talk Mr Hands, I wonder about Motoro, and how he would pull that off, Billy Madisons girlfriend/teacher thigh thickness, and how Tim would handle the old thumb in the ass tactic with Goro. How many assholes does he have? I know I have 2 on the podcast! ZING!
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This week for Halloween you are in for a real treat. Flaming marshmallows, corpse fucking, silver dollar nipples and a mentally slow man trying to screw the head of a dead 14-year old. NO i'm not talking about a republican party picnic, I'm talking about the movie Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man)
Join us as we have the best time ever just talking all about the bizarre waking nightmare that is this film, I come to grips with my nihilism, but not in a bitching about it way, more of a if nothing matters, why stress way. We also learn that Candice wants that Rupert Everett bone, and her weird Tucker Carlson look alike youtuber boy toy.
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Join us, and we try and scrut the inscrutable. All the while narrowly walking that tight rope of making a joke that is over the line. There is no way you've seen this. If you have, let me know please. Let's make this movie like The Ring tape. But you hope you die in the middle of it.
3/10
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]]>This week, we are joined by long time friend of the show, host of the Moustachioed Podcastio Daniel Segura to discuss the 1992 piece of shit Dr Giggles.
Candice brought this one in because some asshole on Instagram said it was his dying wish. Imagine how sad that would be, you're dying, and your make a wish fairy is Candice. Anyhow, we covered it for him. I think his name was steve, or samson or something. Get well samson, I hope your heart will go on.
This time Tim doesn't get too drunk, and pass out about 60% through the episode, so thats a plus, but as a minus we all had our webcams on and were doing fun visual gags to each other the whole time. Maybe you cheap fucks should pitch in on the patreon, and we can look into putting up video feeds/hosting for video podcasts.
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Tim offers up his unique New York experience on the movie. Lending his own unique insights on the logistics, while I just have the best time with the female experience the film so accurately represents.
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I introduce Candybot 2000 to the show, An enhanced candice with a self evolving AI brain. A learning computer. Tim cannot believe it, I fooled him like 19 times with the AI candice, but to be fair, it's a pretty good AI.
90s nostalgia has us all taking a trip down memory lane. But really, you should get the Patreon this week, the bonus episode is fantastic!
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This week, WOW. We are just putting a button on 1991 with the most direct to VHS 1991 ass movie I've ever seen. Future Kick. Where Don "the pseudodragon" Wilson is in a totally obvious Terminator parody. That is also Blade Runner, and according to at least one person on par with They Live.
It's insanity, and you have to watch it. Don't listen to Tim and Candice. Just listen to their takes on the american classic PB&J. Lazerblade, the strip to strip connection, and Tim enraged. Tune in!
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This week we are covering the 1991 horror movie Dolly Dearest. It's the OTHER 90's doll movie that you kinda remember the cover of. I gotta say, shocked how passable this film was. We break it down and talk about all the important bits. How drunk Rip Torn is scene to scene. What the mother is wearing, How often you can see down her shirt. You know, real intellectual film discussion shit you come to US for.
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This week, we are talking about 976-evil 2. Another entry in the WTF happened? world of horror sequals. We talk about all the greatest hits in this insane movie. From dollar store renegade, to maybe the first recorded incident of someone getting dressed in teh shower, while it's running.
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Quick question. Did we need the doll movie to have a Nazi plot line? No, ok it's not just me. Well no bother, because if you ever wondered what it would be like to cross the Diary of Anne Frank, with some wish.com Chucky dolls, you got it!
We got horny morticians, and Tim giving the Wildest fucking sandwich take in history.
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Learn so much behind the scenes, cameo, and secret little easter eggy goodness about what might be the most inscrutable sequel since TCM 2. We break down all the hard hitting questions, like if Gizmo were to have to turn tricks to survive in the big city, what would that be like?
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Also if you don't get to hear this on time, or even if you do, blame Candice. She fucked up, and was late to record. It ruined Tim's dinner.
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This week we take a little detour from our regularly scheduled 90s programming, because we've run into the quintessential Bloodybits horror movie. 1988 Pin. Join us, as our minds are blown time and time again by the sexiest movie of all time. It's got naughty nurses, brother and sister Cosby milk antics, incest, and me doing my old ventriloquist performing an abortion on his 15 year old daughter, while throwing his voice up into her uterus, and voicing the zygote he is scrambling in a manner befitting an egg.
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]]>This week, we are joined once more by the host of The Grind bin podcast, and longtime friend of the show Mike Wood to discuss the 1990 cult horror hit Tremors. Join us as we go over several embarrassing stories about Candice (Fancy) ramming the biggest white cock in Missouri. The chicken type you freaks.
I try and prompt everyone for a fun little improv about the breeding of Graboids, but Candice ruins it by actually knowing the life cycle from the movies. What else, Michael Gross rules, Calling Kevin Bacon's children the "Bacon Bits" and more.
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This week we get in shape, and feel the burning sensation attached to working out.. nothing else I swear, as we barely talk about this barely a movie feature. But more important, we talk about the transitional period in horror known as the early 90s.
Think of this episode as a little extra on the bull shit up top, and a lot less on the scene by scene. Hopefully that doesn't get you too worked up, and if so, maybe do some solo exercising.. get that tension out, and loosen up baby!
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Welcome to the final week of hard dick-ed July, this week we are joined by long time friend of the show, co-host of The Grindbin podcast, and a guy who has for sure posed nude in a mirror, and said I AM THE LAW Bobby Trippett. (Though who can blame him, fellas you all know you've done a little pose or two)
This week we are talking all about the 2012 box office bomb, but cult hit Dredd. Bobby gives us all the skinny on Mr Dredd, and frankly, it's the first comic book series I've found interesting. Maybe the movie not being made for babies helped me to appreciate it.
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This week we are swinging on a star straight into the toilet as we talk about the massive box office flop, Hudson Hawk.
Join Tim and Candice as they whine and complain for 2.5 hours about a movie that some section of the internet enjoys. I'll bet either Shane or Terry loves this movie. You get Mr. Willis singing, not so much dancing. Though he does have an impressive earring row he is working with, As well as maybe the greatest flying dummy dog in cinema history.
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]]>For week 2 of Hard D July we are here to talk about a Mt Rushmore position holder of action movies. Terminator 2. Candice creams herself over the T-1000, we all remember being children, or hopped up on pain pills the first time we saw it, and Candices daughter terminators her brother.
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Join us as I was poetic about America for this Fourth of July. Candice won't stop bragging about Final Fantasy, and Tim thinks he might have his best pick yet.
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This week we are wrapping up Folk Horror month with a bang, well a bunch of bangs, as we discuss Infinity Pool. The third feature from Brandon Cronenberg. Tim gushes over Mia Goth, Candice gets to see maybe her elast favorite on screen dong, and I lose my mind over how fucking amazing this film is. Go see it.
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We're back for the latest entry of Harvest June, and this week we are bringing you a damn solid entry. The Ritual with long time friend of the show, host of the Wednesdays we Talk Weird podcast, Asherz.
Join us as we break down wicker man fucking, last meals from the biscuit barn, and tease the greatest bonus episode of all time
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This week we are headed back out to the boonies, cause we are digging deep into the 1988 rental hero Pumpkinhead. A movie with some terrible fucking acting, amazing practical effects, and a good ol fashion hodgepodge of psudo pagenism, and christian folklore.
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]]>This week we are kicking off Harvest June, a month dedicated to the Folk horror subgenera. And what better way to kick it off than with maybe the GOAT, no not Black Phillip. The Wicker Man. I actually did some research on this movie, and learn that Christopher Lee was the proto Keanu Reeves.
Lots of fun covering this film, bitching about how the protagonist is the biggest fussy whiney bitch in film history. He almost deserves what he gets.
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Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice Car Copulators.
This week we are joined by a longtime friend of the show, and host of the Grindbin podcast Mike Wood. As we discuss the 2021 horror movie Titane. We cover every lurid detail of the most beat-offable movie so far! All the nipples, cooze oils, and incestuous will they/won't they you can handle in 1 podcast.
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This week we load up the wagon, and take a fun filled trip through the desert as we discuss the 2006 Hills Have Eyes remake. This week Tim and I duel with some real fucking haymakers of humor. Candice got her Legend of Zelda game from her ungrateful family, and I drop some of the most zen like wisdom on how to survive in the desert.
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This week we break down the 03 remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The first of the Platinum Dunes horror remakes, and I think the best. Tim suffers through it all with a little help from a damp Beil.
I think the two most important things to pay attention to this episode are 1. Candice did NOT get the new Zelda game for Mothers Day, and 2. I made histories greatest joke.
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In support of the writers strike, I'm going to write my own podcast description. This week we talk incest, gore pits, night vision blowjobs, and celibrate CInco De Mayo, Mexicos liberation from the French won at the Alamo. I wonder if they ever screened House of Wax at the Alamo.
Anyhow, we land on Jar Jar's gaping asshole, which i've used to haunt our discord for like a week. Which will be on the Patreon. LOL.
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In this episode of The BloodyBits Horror Show, Eddie the Axe, Tim Yobo, and Candice delve into the slimy and terrifying world of the 1988 film The Blob. Join our hosts as they discuss the gruesome special effects, the iconic soundtrack, and the ways in which this cult classic has stood the test of time. From the film's inventive kills to its subversive social commentary, Eddie, Tim, and Candice leave no stone unturned in their exploration of this beloved horror gem. So grab your popcorn and settle in for an episode that is sure to give you chills!
See, AI can be your friend. Allow it into your life, like the blob. The blob should get remade, and be an allegory for AI.
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]]>This week, we are joined by one of my favorite guests, long time friend of the show, and occasional guest on The Grindbin Podcast (kidding, he's the co-host) Bobby Trippett. To discuss the long forgotten fake freddy flick, Bad Dreams.
So much cult talk, veering into politics, and narrowcasting to an audiance that just does note exist. We have some tech issues in the beginning, thanks zencastr, but it clears up after like 40 mins. We also come up with a pitch for the best movie. Don't steal it.
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This week, we are diving deeply into the world of Weng Weng in For Yur Height Only., We are joined by long time friend of the show, and host of The Moustachioed Podcastio Daniel.
We talk about Agent double o, the one and only 2 foot 9 filipino actor Weng Weng. I rattle off some fun facts about the dude, play some exclusive interview clips, and candice drops the bomb about someone knocking up their cousin!
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]]>Welcome to week 2 of fake-pril. The quality of the wordplay should indicate to you how solid a theme this month is. We are talking about movies that are rip-offs of of other movies.. sort of. And here we have the mother of all rip offs, kind of. Friday the 13th.
We are joined by Jason superfan, Jonny. Who drops some intimate knowledge about one of Yobo’s favorite redheads, and we learn what she smells like. We go over the history, and fun facts about Friday the 13th, break it all down, and get into our normal side discussions about fucking, assholes, and the like.
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This week, we kick off fake-pril, a month of movies that were maybe ripping off other movies? Whatever, it's pretense enough for me. We are joined by long time friend of the show Terry McCollum. And boy howdey, is this a banger.
Join us as Terry shares his tale of the facebook farter. and we dive deep into the bestiality, blackface, and deer leg blowjobs of Last House on Dead End Street. Shock and awe, Candice loves this movie, but what does that say about her? Has her time on the show changed her? Tune in next month, when we cover Seed again.
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This week, we have a fun-dipped good time with Mike Wood from The Grindbin podcast to discuss a maybe too good bad movie. Don't Fuck in the Woods. Tim's cat tries to ruin the recording as always. That or Tim fucks it up, and blames the cat.
Then, ok the first guy in the movie looks like me. I get it, let’s move on. Candice regales us with her story about a special needs guy she dated that stomped a gas can in JNCOs.
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You're in for a real treat this episode. We had to sit through a fucking terrible movie, so you get to sit through us picking it apart. So much discusion about aussie repairmen, Fake Razor Ramone, and Candice brags about a gas station clerk offering to "Fill her up" whatever that means.
Left some behind the scenes editing stuff in because I'm lazy, and it sets up Tim's cat as a villian in the next episode.
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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice catastrophe conjurers. This week we have to fucking deal with Rob Zombie taking another swing at the Halloween series. How does he do? He somehow manages to make every character in the film unlikable. Insane.
We spin off into politics of course, so if you hate that, tough shit. I hated watching this fucking movie, deal with it.
On a lighter note, I'm actually now credited on IMDB for making my fucking podcast. The one I organize, host, edit, upload, write the fucking post you are reading right now literally do everything but co-host. fuckers.
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This week we are joined by a very special guest, mainly because he likes D&D, not because he hates A24 movies, and The Shining... Mr Clay Vermulm. Author of Crevasse https://www.clayvermulmfiction.com/
We are here today to discuss Candices number 2 movie, and a movie I thought was alright, The Descent. A movie about a women who suffers a trauma, then goes off to a creepy location with a group of friends, some who have ill intentions, and experiences paranormal things they may or may not believe. No it's not every A24 movie ever! It's the dude who made Dog Soliders.
That aside, it's a solid flick, the star actress falls on her head, and dreams about cake a lot, which I can relate to.
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Well, here we are, and the end of the month where we talk about things we always wanted to talk about, and BOY OH BOY a beast of a movie. Event Horizon. As much as a don't like space movies... this one can get it. Listen in, as I drop an EPIC well, actually. Candice talks about her ex-boyfriends again, and Tim and I share a tender moment about his wife.
Also, next month we are kicking off March Badness. A month long celebration of all the worst of the horror worst. So, tell us, what is the worst horror movie you have ever seen?
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This week, we are joined by a real podcaster, Jordan Morris from the Jordan Jesse Go podcast. He brought us the CLASSIC 2004 film Resident Evil 2. Join us as we break down the movie, Candice, well actually's at a professional level, and Tim and I just try and keep up with 2 real Resident Evil heads.
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Well, here we are. In the middle of spring cleaning for the show. This week, I got around to watching Malignant, so we're getting around to the debate. Candice VS Tim. Then, stay tuned for my opinion, and prediction.
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It’s a new month! This month the theme is kinda movies you watch high, and kinda movies we have been meaning to get to for a while now. What better movie than The Faculty. It’s an all star cast, with a million drop ins from “Oh that actor is in it!” to “Wow that’s a creepy goatee on him… Ugh.”
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This week, Teen Wolf, Lil, Mikey Fox says the F slur, and I'm stunned. We get into all sorts of discussions about it. The whipped cream hogtie at the party, MJF's dick print in the shower, and how the town bully straight up killed the heroes mom. I guess that was cool to do, just shoot a person dead to rights in the dome... FUCK
The love interest is named Boof, that makes no sense, and the basketball scenes drag on FAR too long.
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Here we are at week 3 of Janu-Were-y, and this week we are discussing the 2000 movie Ginger Snaps. If you want Canadian high school girls getting all hairy, scary, and with a few extra nipples, then look no further than this masterpiece of film.
Candice talks about her “she's all that” moment, Tim laments his lack of goth girl encounters, and I stare dead eyed into the wall remembering mine.
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]]>This week we are joined by LONG time friends of the show Steve and Izzy of the Everything I learned From Movies podcast to discuss Wolfen. For the middle of Janu-were-y.
Candice wildly confuses Gregory Hines with Jaleel White. Which I think says more about her than all of us. And Tim gets real nitpicky about some shit for a good reason. The wolfen are not smart. They live under New York, and eat the homeless, when they could easily eat the rich, and make the world a better place. They are contributing to the bourgeoisie and geocoding the proletariat. I guess Candice is a capitalist pig-dog.
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]]>This week, we are joined for a very serious, politically charged episode of the Bloodybits. As we cover the Nixon satire Werewolf of Washington. We are joined by longtime friend of the show, and fellow commie pig-dog Mike Wood from the Grindbin podcast. Wow, do we just ignore every old person reference that Tim brings up, though we do get some impressive impressions from him. His Clinton is maybe the best I’ve ever heard.
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]]>This week, we are joined by longtime friend of the show Daniel from the Moustachioed Podcastio to talk about 2002 Dog Soldiers.
We go over our New Years Resolutions, Tim gets really hung up on the realism and minutia of the werewolf folklore of the film, and Candice proof reads my typos for lack of anything better to do, I guess.
Oh, also Tim made me cut out a joke. So, it's all on him. Blame him.
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]]>This week on The Bloodybits Horror Show. We discuss Twilight Eclipse. The Culmination of a challange which saw Candice watching the first two seasons of Breaking Bad. Eddie totally watches the film, answers all of Candice's trivia questions, and in fact DUNKS on them both with his knowledge to the tune of... them thinking he read the books.
Also, it's the Christmas episode. So Tim and I open gifts from Candice. Namely sexual in nature. Which I think speaks more about her character than ours.
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This week we are joined by LOOOOONG time friend of the show, Ashers from the wednesdays we talk weird podcast. As well as Cinema Historian, Film Philosopher, and Movie budd Wick to discuss one of my favorite movies of 2022 Terrifier 2.
We get into in HARD this episode. Sex, Drugs, and... mostly sex and drugs. We go too deep on Terrifier mythos, the end stage capitalism allegory that is Art the Clown, and thankfully the big bad wickwolf scared the little candice away.
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]]>This is one of those episodes where you gotta think a little bit. As we are joined by one of our best friends. Iago Faustus to discuss Crimes of the Future. We wax poetic on what is an art? How does the body and the psyche connect, and how can we attempt to transcend that connection? We meditate on the cognitive dissonance of the highly erotic being juxtaposed with scenes of abject human brutality. And Tim is nowhere to be heard screaming about pussy, Vinko, Strichy, or a weird camping story. See the fine works of Iago Faustus at https://eroticmadscience.com/ You know us, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Hit us up on twitter. You can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. and me @eddietheaxe
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Welcome to the most, wonderful time of the year! Eddecember! A month full of my picks, and what a pick I picked for the first pick.... Fresh
Spoiler filled podcast as always, so go watch the movie first. The podcast is worth the cost of admission for our advice alone. On dating in the modern era, from people who have never online dated... and Candice, who is.... I wouldn't ask her for advice lets say.
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Thank you so much for spending your Thanksgiving week with the Bloodybits crew, we are joined, once again by our resident well stuffed bird.. It's Asherz!
And we are covering the 2007 tongue firmly in beak horror movie Thankskilling. Join us as Candice isn't insanely drunk. The Grays intercept Asherz internet in an effort to discredit her humor, and above all else, grab a breast, maybe some buns, and some sex pun.
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Next week.... It's Ed-december!
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This week, we delve deeply into the woods.. The James Woods. As we discuss John Carpenters Vampires. A terrible movie about vampires, sadly directed by one of my
Thank you for joining us in mid No-Vamper, this week we are talking about the worst fucking movie. Queen of the Damned. Ann Rice was a terrible writer, her books sucked, Interview with the Vampire was trash, and I'm glad her other two big books were smooshed into this. This movie crashed harder than Aaliyah... Get it?
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Well, here we are kicking off another No-Vampr with a Bang! 1992's Innocent Blood. Though there is no innocence on this episode. Least of all our guest, and the host of The Moustachioed Podcastio Daniel.
Join us as we derail the episode over and over Discussing the saddest subreddit for jacking off, complete with a dramatic reading. Tim lets us all know his feelings about Korea, and SOME of us do bad Italian impressions.
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]]>Boo-gans, here we are, for a very special episode. Long tome Halloween stan Matt Anderson is back, to defend the divisive final chapter in the latest Halloween trilogy. Halloween Ends.
Here is Matt on Elon Musk run social media! @mattbegins
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Here we are with an interview with the legend. Writer and produced for Tales From the Crypt, The Outer Limits, and host of the How NOT to Make a Movie podcast A L Katz.
What a wonderful interview it is. We discuss his beginnings on the Nightmare on Elm Street tv series. Freddy's Nightmares. His involvement in the creation of Children of the Corn 2, and finally his role in the Tales From the Crypt franchise.
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]]>Here we are at the end of Swap-tober with none other than the wicked witch of the weird Asherz! joining us to talk about 2007 The Signal.
Well, we try to. We get pretty side tracked talking about this disorder where the pee hole on ones penis is located in the wrong spot. Sometimes mid shaft, sometimes very much on the balls. Sorry if you have this issue, but it does come up often.
The Signal is a dope movie. With some credits. Directed by the dude from The Ritual, and starring Crispin from You're Next, you should totally check it out. Thank you so much friend of the show Bobby Trippett
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This week, we are joined by long time friend of the show, and occasional host of The Grindbin podcast Bobby Trippett. Who joins us just in time for maybe the most challanging week of Swaptober, Asherz pick.
We discuss the 1993 Austrellian "horror?" film Bad Boy Bubby. boy, does this episode go places. Much like Bubby, Come for the mother lovin, stay for Candices great Italian impression.
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We have a very special bonus episode for you. Where we interview Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Clown in a Cornfield, Video Night, and many more.. Adam Cesare.
Candice gushes, Adam is a delightful, charming, and dare I say, an open book, while I ask the hard hitting questions at the end.
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]]>Here we are in the middle of Swap-tober. and boy do we have a swap for you this week. A sister in-law cucking our protagonist!
Tim, Candice, and I are joined by long time friend of the show Charles to discuss the 2015 horror fantasy Crimson Peak. Hand selected by friend of the show Iago Faustus. We try and do the movie justice in a purely professional way, while Candice gets wetter than the inside of an otter's pocket.
Come for the gothic romanticism through the lens of Guillermo del Toro, stay for the Pornhub top tier search result hot handjob, and a bit of Loki ass.
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]]>This week, we kick off Swaptober with a BANG. The kind of bang Tim hates. A decent cult classic. Joining us for this week, longtime friend of the show Iago Faustus. We break down the strange rules of zombies in the film, dope addict strength, and Candice is insensed by the bad zombie science.
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What a week, the podcast recording fails for no real reason, then we pick it back up, and talk about Scanner Cop. What is a Scanner Cop? What are their powers? who knows.
Candice and I are surprisingly on the same page for a bit. Hear my stripper history, My Tarot busker history, and a surprisingly fun episode for such a shitty movie.
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]]>This week we have a hum dinger of an episode. We are joined for the first time by my role model, Kurt Russell as the one and only Snake Plissken. Who Candice dated a guy that was convinced Kojima took no inspiration from for the Metal Gear series. A harsh inditement on the intellect of Candice, and her romantic interests at the time.
Tim is largely checked out this episode, I think he was wounded by how dope Snake's hair looked, or maybe he was too distracted by a Pam Grier with proper modulation. Which is when the electric eye, which is a green type of tube... 20 bucks if you get that referance.
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RIP to my dad, you made it past 80, so you were playing with the houses money you fucker. And welcome to the human race.
]]>Here we go, Shuffle-tember. A month of hitting random on an already random selection of movies.. The Bloodbank. What could be more fitting that a 2 hour movie made by nobodies, with with somehow sub Lawnmower man CGI, and just attaching itself like a dried out crusty flake of feces to a slightly too short ass crack hair to the rotting corpse of the "of the Dead" lineage?
I'm not going to call it garbage. Garbage has little scraps that can be converted into compost, from which something, even an anemic mushroom could grow. Nothing grows from this. This is the cinema equivilant to fallow, salted earth. Thanks Tim.
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Thanks Wick for the album art as always. You are my rock, when I have been so betrayed by those I surround myself with.
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I learn that Candice, and Charles have betrayed me. Don't worry, as the bigger man I forgive them. It turns out that the "listener" that requested this movie was none other than fucking Candice. So here we go.
Mike Wood from the Grindbin podcast joins us, and tells us his wife's stories about growing up in Forks Washington. A town I hope that one day Charles, and Candice move to. We also learn that trauma is trauma shared as Candice only watched all these shitty movies to try and impress a boy. She never said how old she, or the boy was in the story so... just imagine.
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]]>Do we have a treat for you. WIth a big red nose (From the boozing) and two floppy shoes (indicitive that my cock size is prodigious) or the smile I wear proudly every single day.. Terrifier!
You asked for it, we covered it. Tim and I both loved it! since we love fun. Candice might have had her best "I know what the twist is going to be" moments in history. Considering she knew she hated it before she even saw it. The mark of a true Cinephilia.
I break the news to Candice that her son loves Andrew Tate. We talk about inverted titty hang, the original use of chainsaws, and suffocating a man by stretching the loose skin from your ball bag over their face. Also we talk about the movie.
Thanks again to Melanie @meljmcd on twitter for the sugestion. If you have a suggestion for listener request month.... tough shit, you missed your window.
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This week, we are discussing a flawed masterpiece... a disasterpiece maybe?
Deadbeat at Dawn. The movie that has it all, and the podcast that has it all. I whine about first world problems, talk about reading a book, and the Flintstones-esque internet Candice has in Missouri i dunno. I guess the stack of rocks they put shiny things on for wi-fi and to worship falls over mid episode.
This movie fucking rules. One of the best dads in cinema, voodoo princess crank head girlfriend, black pussy, ninja stars, and rival Ohio gangs Ravens vs Spiders. Whoever wins, we all lose.
Thanks again to Christopher440
for the suggestion, the window is closed btw,
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So, midway into listener request month, and we have a movie that on paper Candice should hate... yet she loves it. See, she likes being treated a little rough. Paranoia, aliens, cults, cosmic horror, and crack rock smoking. It really has it all.
It's Listener Request month. Put in your requests! call the line 323-4-the-axe
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Welcome to the frist week of Listener request month. This week we are covering the Peter Fonda, Warren Oats film Race with the Devil. From 1975, it hits that Satanic Panice vibe that we are all in love with. Though Candice has words to share with you modern, constitution supporting, pro choice satanists. Where are your robes, and blood orgies? Bitch asses.
We cover PG titties, the need for speed, stunts which kill dudes and dummies alike!
It's
Listener Request month. Put in your requests! call the line 323-4-the-axe
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Well, it had to happen once right? fucking riverside.fm fucked me in my asshole, and our episode for the highlander got fucked. well, fortune smiles upon you all, because here we have a very special backup episode.
This is seriously Iago Faustus presents Lisa and the Devil. A wonderful Italian horror smack dab in the middle of big dumb american movie month. But really what makes america great is the immigrants to our country importing culture.
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Thank you so much for joining us in week 2 of Big Dumb American horror. This week, we are joined once again by longtime friend of the show Iago Faustus, in a real fish out of water scenerio, as we discuss Piranha 3d.
Join us as we squabble over Chinese ghosts, I tease our new album art, and Candice's husband is secretly the best Co-Host once more.
Gianna Michales. Give that woman a medal, enter her... heh heh.... into the hall of fame, My understanding is them titties are real, and resplendent. Unlike the horrible CGI, but not unlike the rails of coke Jerry O'Connell is taking straight to the dome.
By the way, Thanks secret contributer.
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Happy 4th of July! also happy 2 year anniversary of The Bloodybits Horror Show! We got a new theme, and the same old shit. And in real american fashion, we got fucking trashed and recorded a WAY too long episode for Uncle Sam.
Fuck Joe Bob by the way. Stealing our thunder once again. But we make up for it by just barely editing this episode. I kinda made sure I could hear it, and that's about all. But it's a fun one. We get nostalgic, political, and drunk! Tim almost ruins the episode because of pussy, but we rally in the end.
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Here we are, at the penultimate (ultimate for you non-patreon bums) episode of Ital-June, and FINALLY Candice is pissed. We are covering a classic Argento Giallo., and joined by friend of the show DrChefRobby aka Robby aka Big Dick Rob.
We break the film down, investigate the open source Italian police force, Tim laments the lack of anal rape jokes, and more!
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Here we are, with an off-cycle release. We interrupted this to get Strip nude for your Killer out a week earlier, and while that might have been the hornier movie, this is the better episode. Largely due to our guest. Friend of the show Charlie!
Join us as we discuss the duck voiced killer, optimal nail configuration for fngering snatch, and more!
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We are skipping around a bit in our recording order, and covering the horniest fucking Giallo i've ever seen. Strip Nude for your Killer. First I get musical, Then Tim and candice get political, then we all get god damn sexual.
Also, Candice thinks women don't get turned on by a big ol hard cock. I'm not equiped to answer that question, but maybe you are...
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This week we are kicking off a month of Ital-june. That's right, all italian horror, all the time. And what better way to start the day than with Bobby from the Grindbin podcast. Long time friend of the show.
We cover the 1981 Fulci classic, The Beyond. Dig deep into that lovecraftian cajun gumbo, with a side of sex and eye-olance.
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We start it hard political, stay there for a bit, then get to the rape and murder most foul. As we tackle the 2021 masterpiece of Taiwanese horror The Sadness.
By the way, a scene was cut from this where a zombie dude shit in the open skull of someone getting brain surgery in the hospital. Then the director said that scene is open source. So you can do it if you want.
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]]>This week, Tim finally gets his day. A serious, wisened Mr Yobo gets to school us all, even one Mike Wood from The Grindbin podast on the 2005 Crime Thriller classic Sympathy For Lady Vengeance. directed by Park Chan-wook.
Join us as we discuss the inherient flaws of deliver work, Candice points out that The Godfather glorifies mob life, since no one ever suffered a consequesnce from their actions. Tim is far too sober, and Mike diverts his energy toward ressurecting websites.
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and follow him on twitter @grindpod I subscribe, and so should you..
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]]>This week I take a suggestion from my wife for the first time ever, Candice points out that all her suggestions involve killing babies.
We watched The Void, a masterclass in low budget putting every cent on the screen. Practical effects that would make every gore-hound cream their jeans.
Then we talk loopholes, and boy oh boy, they are a problem.
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I cover my BOGO murder discount for women, Candice gets to just really feel herself, and run with the well actually nerdery, and Tim is along for the ride.
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Okay, so it WAS my pick. I brough Daniel from the Moustachioed Podcastio along for the ride, and i fucking love the movie, so what?
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Here we finally are, at the end of our journey, and what a journey it has been. The group finally unravels the mysteries of the haunted house on the hill that's haunted... manor. As they dig up all the families dirt.
Flesh monsters, cannibilism, human sacrifice, infanticide, and FIRE. With SEO like that, you know you gotta tune in.
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Dave, aka Diamondback Manhunter is in t he hizzy for shizzy my... I can't say that worizzy.
Join us once more, as the group finally begins to unravel the mysteries of literally The Death House campaign from The Curst of Strahd. But with my own spin on things. But you are aware of that you D&D dorks.
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Here we are, rock you like a hurricane. back for episode 3. Joined once again by Dave, the party delves deeper into the Haunted spooky house. The fuck around with fire, Tim reads a letter, and it's like 5 mins of gameplay for every 30 mins of bullshitting.
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This wee we are joined by Jason, and Ryan from the Esoterica Cinema podcast to discuss the 2011 horror film Cabin in the Woods.
Join us as we break down the many layers of this meta horror onion, discuss how to smoke pot from a merman, and tease the hell out of next months theme.
Please please please give a listen to Ryan and Jason on their podcast, available at http://esotericacinema.com/
Or listed as Esoterica Cinema on all your podcasting apps.
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]]>Joined again by bigtime Fred-Head Bobby from the Grindbin
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]]>This week, we continue with March meta movie madness, as we discuss the proto-scream that we all liked before it was cool. New Nightmare.
And we know antime Freddy joins the bits, we need to bring on the expert Bobby Trippett from the Grindbin podcast.
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We're the princes of the universe
No Candice this episode. She wanted to make sure that our 100th was a good one, so she took the episode off. Then you wonder why there is a pay gap... But dear friend of the show Charles joined in on the festivities.
I'll admit, I got a little misty for this episode. we hit the mighty magical episode 100, and what better way than to cover the remake of dawn of the dead. I'll remind you all, Tim Yobo's first appearance on the show was he and I pouring our sugar on the original. Well, I can't claim that happens here again..
What did happen? Radio gold, something that has never before been done on a podcast. You'll have to tune in to find out. We talk zombie baby logistics, where we would go for the zombie apocalypse, and Tim says something so shocking that it threatens the very fabric of our great nation!
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And this week, for week 2 of Manscaped March Meta Movie Madness, we are discussing the 2006 horror comedy Behind the mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon.
Join us, as we talk about Tim Yobo shaving down his bush, toning his nutsack.. Go to manscaped.com and enter promo code BITS20 to save 20% and get free shipping.
I explore pavlovian conditioning with Candice, and we talk boobs, eraser nipples, gratuitous upskirt Zelda Rubenstein and more!
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Which we are kicking off with LONG time friend of the show Faustus. So strap in folks, as we have a nice long discussion of the 1960 Psycho counter part? Peeping Tom.
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]]>This week, I.... No one else, I discuss Lake Mungo. I also update you all on the state of the podcast, Give you a call to Axe-ion, and some shout outs to each and every one of our patreon members.
Then, the fucking capper on the show. I trim my nose hairs LIVE on the show using the Manscaped Weed Whacker. All you motherfuckers should go get one, or something else from them, and when you do PROMO CODE BITS20!
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In this episode, Candice catches herself well actuallying and has a brief moment of shame.
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If you can't get enough of that wonderful Asherz, please check out Asherz, on the Wednesdays we Talk Weird podcast, and other internet ventures...
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Here we are, week 2 of Found-Uary, and we might just be at the best pick of the month. the 2007 Spanish horror film REC. If you have not seen it, you should. As we are going to spoil the shit out of it.
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]]>This week we are discussing a true piece of garbage. The 1986 film Cobra. Sylvester Stallone. Join us as we discuss the food crimes, sex crimes, and crimes against good taste in general this film is guilty of.
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]]>This week, We discuss a shamefully underrated entry into the Hard Dick-ed catalog. Kung Fu Hustle. Join us, as we discuss farts, eating women out on their period, how cumming when you are on the rag helps with your cramps, the way I say the word beggar, and more things that have literally NOTHING to do with this amazing film.
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This week we are joined by LONG time friend of mine, Diamondback Manhunter (aka Dave) To discuss the first entry int he Breeneverse Double down. Join us on our spirit quest, as we transcend the mortal coil of horror, and enter into the realm of "action" according to Candice.
Go see what Dave is up to. His music is the tits, and if you dig John Carpenter, you owe it to him. https://www.diamondbackmanhunter.com/
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]]>This week, I get entirely up my own ass, and interview two of the creative minds, and stars behind the cinematic Tour-De-Force Butt Boy. Tyler Cornack, and Tyler Rice.
What a pleasure it was having them on, we discussed so so much of Butt Boy.. Their inspirations, acting methods, deleted scenes and themes. Really just a feel good episode, mostly because Candice was not here.
Please please please, if you haven't seen it yet, go watch Butt Boy. Go find a place where you can give them money to watch it, order the Blu-Ray, and support true indie cinema.
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And a special shout out to my wife, Alyssa. Who puts up with so much, and remains my biggest supporter.
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Join me, Candice, Tim, and a few drop ins from Steve, and Asherz!
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]]>Well well well, We wish you a merry Creeps-mas and a happy new steer, Which they are gonna fuck to be initiated into the Betas. Cause remember the Revenge of the Nerds movie, how they had to fuck sheep to try and rush the cool guys frat? Rubbers, what do we need rubbers for?
Anyhow, Drunk Detective Tom, Mouth Breather, Walt Jr, and RC Slugs. It's Night of the Creeps. You know it, you love it, and you should listen to it. (btw, I'm ready to be dominated by a sexy 80's girl with a flamethrower)
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We are in the second week of Axe-Mas, and my true love gave to me. Butt Boy. The 2019 indie film about a serial killer who shoves people up his ass. Yep. Well, tune in, and enjoy.
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]]>Welcome... to the first week of Axe-Mas! A whole month celebrating the birth of the most important man in the history of our world.... me.
We are joined this week by Asherz. A favorite of the show, and bringer of gifts. Such as the most brutal rape revenge film ever committed to celluloid. I Spit on your Grave.
So trigger warning, we are going to talk about rape, gang rape, and make rape jokes. Rape isn't good, if you rape, you are bad. I think every fucking simpleton knows that.
That being said, please give it a listen, we mix heavy and funny pretty well. At least i hope...
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]]>Just the boys this week, as Candice has been banished to RT with her lover Dennis Miller. That guy really sucks.
Anyhow, we are joined this week by the co-writer of Swamp Dogs JM Brandt! (Check him out on twitter!) He brought us, for the end of No-Vamper a deep cut. Tombs of the Blind Dead. I gotta say, I love this pick. The story makes no sense, it goes places it shouldn't, and Tim and I got the Boob free cut!
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This week, we have a massivly divisive review of the movie. Rip on Dennis Miller, Tim and Candice don't like fun, and for once I HAVE TO CENSOR THE SHOW!
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This week, we delve deep into the darkest dankest decrepit dungeons of dread. As we discuss Bordello of Blood. Maybe the most research I've done on a podcast, it's the movie that killed a franchise. Dennis Miller the 1 million dollar man, improvising every line, and being a cunt. Corey Feldman, just looking for a friend. Erika Elaniac, why so serious? It's a head rippin, key party with models, murder and mayhem!
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and of course, our patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits if you still somehow support this....
]]>Here we are, week 3 of No-Vamper, and we are joined by friend of the show, Wick! He makes our album art, and is a fun guy in the discord. That's basically all it takes to be a guest, oh and chemistry.
Speaking of chemistry, Tim almost fucks his mic this week as we talk about Tobe Hooper's Life Force. There is a barely legal French woman who is nude most of the movie, so you know Tim is at attention.
That being said, it's an interesting film, Candice has some neo-feminist takes on the meaning behind her character, and wick talks about ginger bush.
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]]>This week in No-Vamper we are covering one of the most controversial and divisive films to tackle the subject Twilight. We are joined by famed Twilight fan-fiction writer Gerard Noonan, who gives us a brief interview up front to let us know what he loves about the saga.
Tune in later this week for the thrilling conclusion of the show, but until then, you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and for no reason whatsoever Daniel @mpodcastio
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Here we are, born to be king, and ruler of the universe! As we discuss the isolated, cold vampire horror 30 Days of Night. Zeke from The Faculty is the stoic cop, and a load of dead meat in Alaska play left-4-dead until the climax.
Hit us up on patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits and it will get worse. It's vampires. So it will get worse..
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Fuck Zencastr. They are a shitty recording service. I will never use them again, I tried them for a trial they offered me for 3 months, and it's garbage. So note to all you people trying to sponsor the show, and provide me free shit, it better not be trash.
The audio slips, it goes out of sync, and I do my best to correct it, but here we are. Anyhow, it's a fun episode. We wrap up Trick or Treat, talk about bullying, how Ragman should have been bullied, etc. Some of the tastiest licks, and most face melting solos, that end up in a bloodless kid vanishing horrorfest.
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Here we are, at the end of ROCKtober, joined by Steve from being a listener, and friend of the show. Are we talking about Trick or Treat from 1986? You're damn Skippy. Like a Marc Price. Sammi Curr, Cheddar goblin, bare ass, tittys, ozzy, fuck gene simmons, and more!
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Well, here it is, a day late, but the thrilling conclusion of Deathgasm.
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We are joined once again by the Birthday boy Sir Charles.
A month long celebration of heavy metal in horror, a nd I don't think it gets any heavier, or metaler than this one. It's motherfucking Deathgasm. Blood, guts, tits, guitars, bros, piss squirt guns, what the fuck doesn't it have? I foolishly thought I could cover all the awesomeness this movie had to offer in 2 hours, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Not a chance.
Look at this broads tits.
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Halloween Kills let you down huh? Turns out it wasn't what you hoped it would be. No worries. You can slip into your most comfy fall sweater. The one with the holes, and the stain, but it's broken in. And you can join us, and finish up this metal magnum opus. We've all got rainbow eyes at this point.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
And Bobby @Bobby_Batson
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Here we are, rock us like a hurricane. As we are joined by none other than the shemp of the Grindbin podcast. Bobby Trippett to discuss the CLASSIC. Rocktober Blood.
I'm gonna defend this movie more than I should. It sucks, it's production value sucks, but them beats are tasty. Rainbow Eyes, and I'm back legit slap. We talk cum and mcdonalds. Tim found some fresh pussy, and more.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
And Bobby @Bobby_Batson
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Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
And Kyle @KyleThunder
You can also hit up our patreon and make me make bonus episodes. If you push the monthly total up 5 dollars. If not I can continue to be lazy.
Eddie
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Man o man do we have an episode. We are joined by friend of the show Kyle, who I made pre-game too hard because I cannot tell time. You see, he ended up drinking for a solid hour before we started recording. Which is a very professional move from him. Drinking while podcasting is what you SHOULD do. I was unprofessional, and got my time zones crossed. So blame me. Call me and tell me 1-323-484-3293
We are "discussing" the 1988 horror film Black Roses. But mostly we talk about KFC, funny accents, and life in general.
I will tease this though. Episode 2 is where shit gets BUCK wild. You are gonna love that one, so stay tuned.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
And Kyle @KyleThunder
You can also hit up our patreon and make me make bonus episodes. If you push the monthly total up 5 dollars. If not I can continue to be lazy.
Eddie
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Well the names, are the same since you hung around.
Eddie, Tim, Candice Terry, Shane is not around.
Ok enough of that, that was silly. Thanks for coming back to listen to Part 2. The secret best part of our coverage of Angst. In fact, we talk more sausage, more mustard, more blood, guts, and gore. We describe killing Candice at a potential meet up, and I put a bow on it all with a wonderful song.
And if you still have time, Candice on twitter.
Join our patreon where for as little as 5 bucks a month you get access to our bonus episodes. 10 a month to get into the bloodbank. With over 2500 obscure horror and grindhouse features. https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
Join us next week for...... ROCKTOBER!
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We are at the end of Slept-Tember, and this movie might be one of the most slept on.
Here we are, back once more with my co-hosts Tim Yobo, and Candice. This week we are discussing the sausage loving Austrian horror Film Angst with Friend of the show Terry. I get very triggered by the mustard, and you will to!
Be sure to subscribe to our patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
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This is it, the finale of What Keeps You Alive. I hope you watched the movie. I really do. Brody and I both really do. We talk eggs, personal lives, love, loss, and really what does it all add up to? You could be a hedonist like me. Try and maximize your enjoyment in life without effecting others to the best of your ability. It feels good, and as long as you don't hurt someone who does not want to be hurt, where's the harm? Or you could be an evolved person who donates their time, blood, and organs to save lives like some do gooders we know...
If you have time,
Follow Brody Black on Instagram
Donate your bodies to science you fools. At a minimum be an organ donor. It's easy. You check a box. It costs nothing.
Make yourself your favorite meal. If you don't know how to, learn to make it. It will do wonders for your life.
If all of that is too hard. Then jack off, and don't feel guilty.
I got to use my classic intro music. Cause it's just me hosting. Suck it.
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Sad to say, the crew will be sans Tim and Candice this week. Scheduling is a bitch across time zones. But we are not alone on this journey. We are joined by our old friend Brody Black.
Such a great selection, please I implore you to watch the movie before listening, spoiler heavy episode. It really has it all. Romance, betrayal, Silverchair, wine husbands... Part two will be coming later this week, so stay tuned!
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First and foremost. Please allow me to apologize. My recording setup is experiencing technical difficulties. Our guest similarly has some hardware issues.
That being said, you all are in for a treat. What happens when you run a Halloween Horror Night, and unleash a psycho killer? You get Hell Fest.
But we are not alone on this journey, oh no no no. We are joined by Seth Sherwood. One of the writers of the screenplay! You get so much great behind the scenes, ugh, I'm gushing over it. HAMMER HEAD!
He does his plugs, we do ours. please please please stream this on Netflix before you listen. Or rent it on Amazon.......
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Here it is, the intro to Slept-Tember. A month featuring movies you might have missed. And since you missed them, we decided to give you a chance. Here is a list of movies you should seek out, all discussed in a spoiler free fashion. Also you get a mini review of Candyman 2021, and Tim's foot news.
If you wanna hear more, check us out on Patreon. Where you can get access to monthly bonus episodes (About to become bi-weekly if 1 more person joins.) As well as access to the Bloodbank, an archive of nearly 2500 horror and grindhouse films.
I'm @eddietheaxe, They're @yobogold, and @horrorhoochie69 and this.. is how I end the post.
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Welcome back for the thrilling conclusion of Frontiers, as well as Ahhhh-Guts. We are once again joined by Daniel from the The Moustachioed Podcastio. It's a blood, guts, and pig shit buffet.
I don't have much more to say for this episode. You got the links last time, click em.
Eddie
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This week we are joined by Daniel, the host of the Moustachioed Podcastio
And we are talking about the 2007 new French extremity horror film Frontier(s) Join us as we get out of the city, away from the riots. Hit up a lazy little hotel, bang out a couple crazy nazi broads, and watch as wacky hijinks ensue.
Along with this we get some expert well.... actually Candice moments (I tease, but she brings some great info on the genera) pared nicely with some sage like, man fingering advice from Tim Yobo. We ponder the origins of nougat, and our friend Daniel might have a few fun babies... Just kidding Daniel. I know you read these.
Anyhow, tune in later this week for the thrilling conclusion of the show, but until then, you can check us out on twitter. Candice @canorick1 Terrible handle. Tim @yobogold Daniel @mpodcastio
And don't forget our patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits.
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We finish off this cinema masterpiece. We kick ass for the lord, Discuss the morality of pedo-necrophilia, the Freudian fears of the film, and more!
Who is your favorite zombie/zombie clique? let us know in the comments/email.
and don't forget https://www.patreon.com/grindbin if you want to hear the only prepared person on the show.... Bobby.
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This week, we are going to talk about one of the Mount Rushgore films of horror. Dead Alive. Peter Jacksons best in the genera. So fasten your barf bags folks. It's a crimson custardy delight!
As always. https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits. for more of the show.
Take care, brush your hair!
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We are back once again, Joined by Asherz from the Wednesdays we talk weird podcast. Just putting a bow on this episode. Wow, it gets sexy this time. Tons of love making in the air. The greatest portmanteau ever committed to a compressed audio format, and my dumb ass makes a point for a second. Then goes back to jokes about eating dicks. RIP Trevor Moore.
Asherz, and her podcast Wednesdays we talk Weird at. https://linktr.ee/ItsAsherz
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You cheap bastards still don't have us up to the point of releasing bonus episodes, and how many have I released? Fuckers. https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
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We are joined once more by Cryptozoologist. Ufologist. Paranormal Investigator. Filmmaker. Podcaster Asherz. Who brings us a whopper this week. Banned in over 50 countries, it's Cannibal Holocaust.
Too hardcore for the Grindbin. We pull no punches, nor any dick out greased up thumbs in the ass ala Tim Yobo in a bar room brawl. So please, tune in, and enjoy.
Asherz hosts the podcast On Wednesdays we talk weird. Give it a listen.
As always, you can join our Patreon, and literally 1 more person would make my life hell, as I would have to edit and put out biweekly bonus episodes.
Follow us all on twitter @eddietheaxe @yobogold @Canorick1
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Here we are with the erotic conclusion to the Prowler. Join us, as we debate how are they collage aged? Why would you go to prom, when you can hang out at home, fuck your dick/clit off, and not have to shower until after?
Oh yeah, the alleged comic book writer Matt Anderson is still here. You should still tune in!
PEACE
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Matt Anderson on Twitter.
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This week we are tackling one of the big ones. Evil Dead 2. As we begin Ahh Guts! A month of calibration of all things gore, guts, dummies, and practical effects.
Join us as Tim talks slurping cum from an asshole with a crazy straw, Candice gives her perfect horny time poster pick, and I sound like shit for 16 mins, cause everything should go wrong. It's Evil Dead, and I am your Ash.
Join the patreon
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Pay attention to the music Johnny. I've hidden something in there for you.
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How do we cap off our 1 year anniversary? Well, with an announcement. We have a new, third chair on the show. We welcome back Mike Wood from the Grindbin podcast. As well as Daniel from the Mustachioed Podcastio.
This week we talk about the 1988 horror film Nightmare Sisters. You should know what it is. It's Sorority Babes revisited, in 3 days, and with scrap 35mm film. Join us, as we hear about Tim getting his asshole licked. Enjoy!
https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits if you think we should keep doing this, otherwise. I get it.
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This week, we fucking jump on the Wild hunt shit from outer space, no not The Witcher. And we discuss the 2021 Comedy Horror Psycho Goreman!
Joined this week by Bloody Buddy Charlie, we finally talk about something non rape/erotic lactation related.
A couple Canadian kids unearth the Wishmasters gem, and it unleashes an alien criminal scum ala Men In Black to savage our universe. Only problem, a true psycho, a little girl is able to bend his will to her every beckoned call. It really has it all. Double decapitations, calvinball, a cool dad telling a story about friendly van strangers, and the best brain in a jar gleep glops this side of The Outer Limits.
If you aren't already a member of the Patreon, what are you waiting for? This was something we did on a livestream! Just like The Drone. A drone flies up a fat mans asshole for Christ's sake. Go to https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits and find out.
also, Frig Off! Corey Trevor smokes... lets go.
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This week we are joined by an old friend of the me, not the podcast, but if we ask him nicely he may return Diamondback Manhunter to discuss the often overlooked In The Mouth Of Madness. Join us as we discuss proper woman beating, pre-cum lip gloss, determinism vs free will, and more!
Check out Dave on Twitch, Youtube, or wherever energy is being burned on the internet at Diamondback Manhunter.
Don't forget to give us money at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
And above all else. There is this sign I have, outside of my bedroom door...
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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.
We have something VERY special for you this week. We are joined by Candice, and first time guest, Host of On Wednesdays we talk weird. It's Asherz!
And we are dipping our toes directly into the paranormal world. Hitting up those cryptids. Scouting out those UFOs, Sliding into the ghosts DMs. As we talk about Season 1 Episode 1 of Expedition X The Mothman.
Join our host, the barely involved Josh Gates, as he enlists the aid of the skeptical science guy Phill Torres, and the enthusiastic IGN show host, Battlebots interview master, and of course Mass Effect 3. We follow them as they go to Point Pleasant West Virginia, and talk to a guy about clandestine operations. To be honest, when I heard the guy say clan... I got concerned.
Then we head to Chicago where the team investigates based base jumper, or Mothman? (No, it was a bird) and they talk to a very sketch bro about his footage.
Then we round it all off, bookend it really by shining lights in the woods at night, and looking for something hot.
If you enjoyed this, and want more. Check out our Patreon at (Tim Yobo Voice) "ww dot patreon forward slash bloodybits. Or, here is a link.
More coming later this week, a real ass episode of the podcast. Enjoy this till then. Happy 1 year birthday to the pod. Now it's legal in West Virginia!
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We are here this week to wrap up our celebration of queer voices in the horror community. Some members of the queer horror community were not comfortable calling in, and appearing on the show, so they sent in letters/messages that they wanted shared. So you get to hear me stumble through them as best as I can. Sorry ahead of time everyone, I'm doing my best.
I want to thank everyone who donated to the Rainbow Railroad under the Bloodybits banner. The podcast patreon contributions once processed at the end of the month will be $200. It's no where near what is needed, so if you can help, please do.
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Like I told you all before, Please go donate to The Rainbow Railroad.
This week we are joined by new friend of the show, and Twitch Streamer Potato. As we discuss the 1985 cult hit Return of the living dead. If you ever held your arms out like a Frankenstein, and moaned "Brains...." unknowingly it was because of this film. If you ever talked about getting off on death, stripped butt naked in a cemetery, and danced to "Tonight (We'll Make Love Until We Die)" by SSQ, then you should listen Because Linnea Quigley was dancing to the beat of a different drummer on set.
Listen in to find out who is a secret Nazi, What 9/10 eye charts say, and what wild shit Tim Yobo will think up next.
Check out Sentient Potato's twitch stream!
Hit up our patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
Our store https://shop.bloodybits.com
and if you can't I understand. Leave us a 5 star review on the iTunes..
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Hello all you Ed-Heads and Timbos, and welcome to week 3 of our month dedicated to pride. Showcasing queer voices and content in the horror community. This week we are joined by friend of the show, and first time guest Ren. Who brings us the 1997 anime Perfect Blue.
What happens when someone spills Lynch-esque non-linear storytelling into an anime about identity, and blurred lines of reality. You get Perfect Blue.
Check out Rens music at
https://lilyofthemoon.bandcamp.com/
Hit up our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
And what the heck, leave me a voicemail at 1-323-4the-axe
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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos. Welcome to week 2 of pride month. We are about to discuss hot nurses, being naughty, and deserving of a whipped bottom. With none other than the luminous Brody Black.
We discuss the 2007 Thai horror film. Sick nurses. Talk spice girls, eating disorders, fetus eating, having a donk large booty, and how rough life in this world is for those of you who were not handed a winning lotto ticket.
If you have one to spare, donate a kidney. You might extend a life that is meaningful.
https://www.kidneyfund.org/kidney-disease/kidney-donation.html
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Hell-O all you Ed-Heads.... or should I say Fred-Heads! (And Timbos)
Welcome to our first week of Pride month. A month celebrating LGBTQIA+ voices in the horror community, and representation for better or worse in horror. We are kicking things off with a literal BANG from a pop gun as we are joined by none other than long time friend of the show Bobby Trippett from the Grindbin podcast.
And you know we are talking A Nightmare on Elm Street 2. The thirstiest of thirst in the series. The dancing, the bar, the weird ass dogs with human faces for no reason. we have it all.
The only link I will be posting this month is to The Rainbow Railroad.
Rainbow Railroad is global not-for-profit organization that helps LGTBQIA+ people facing persecution based on their sexual orientation, gender identity and sex characteristics. They have helped over 1,600 LGBTQIA+ individuals find safety through emergency relocation and other forms of assistance.
100% of our patreon funds this month will be donated to them, and if you want to contribute, please do at https://www.rainbowrailroad.org/take-action#donate
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Here we are, a scant 6 from our 1 year anniversary, and we are YET AGAIN being usurped by The Last Drive In. Who just covered this film no less than a week ago. It's the Cult Classic Maniac Cop. But we have a secret weapon. Matt Anderson. Friend of the show.
We talk chins, police brutality, and fit baby ghost/cop and a half into the universe. Because why wouldn't we.
Hit up our patreon, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits. And for once, Tim Yobo ends it..
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This week we are joined by SirCharles of Sacramento to discuss A Tim Yobo selection. The Entity. I will give you a heads up, if you have any issue hearing people talk about ghost rape more graphic than the scene in scary movie, or ghostbusters, then maybe listen to an old episode.
I will say this though, the movie gets fucking entertaining. We get Mario fucked up by Raiden from Mortal Kombat. A weird ass slimer vapor. And of course Candice wants to cover the true story of this broad being gang raped by ghosts on an episode of The Candice Files.
Hit us up on the patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
Or if you can't, give us a 5 star review on iTunes.
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Thank you for joining us on this, the 44th episode of our show, as we discuss what might be my favorite horror B movie. Re-Animator. We are joined this week by none other than Iago Faustus. So join us on our wild ride. Tim might have a problem with whippets that is on a Herbert West reagent level. What more do I really need to say, it's fucking reanimator, and we talk about it!
Please for the love of al that is unholy, go and listen to Faustus's podcast! The Squick or Squee. available on only the finest of podcasting applications, or directly into your veins at. https://squickorsquee.libsyn.com/
If you can, subscribe to our Patreon, if you cannot, leave a 5 star review. If you have done all that, then know that we are truly friends.
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Look, it's long, it's hard, and it's sloppy, but sometimes that's just what you came here for. We are kicking off May-B (It's May, and B movies.) with a suggestion from Mike Wood from the Grindbin podcast. Also, he thought it would be funny to have Daniel from the Moustachioed Podcastio crash the party. So what are we talking about, well... Sorority Babes, and they are at the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama.
You get whipped bottoms, Tim talking about a dude fucking a magazine. A broad named spider, tons of 80's bush, Tim talking about a dude fucking a dog. First time bong rips, beers, and more!
Check out our guests at their links in the notes. It's much later than I want it to be, so I am not going to t ype them all out again. Fuck.
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Welcome to the episode that's the answer to life, the universe and everything.... It's also the debut of long time listener, supporter, and my personal Vegemite dealer David! A guy from the land down under, bringing us the last animal attacks film of the month, Razorback.
Join us, as we learn about getting a mystery bag with Dicko in his donger. For real though guys, this episode is a fun one. Sorry if there is a bit of an echo, the problem is David thought he had headphones, but it was a hollowed out wallaby scrotum with a wire attached. I would have done more editing to fix it, but I'm on smoko, so leave me alone!
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Our store https://shop.bloodybits.com
and if you can't I understand. Leave us a 5 star review on the iTunes..
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No no, this is me cleverly advertising our Patreon to all you fuckers who don't pay a dime. Want a taste of what we have going on over there? Well, here it is. And we just published the follow up episode 2 of The Candice Files to the Patreon today! What timing! Subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
Or if you can't right now, and I understand, retweet us, give us a 5 star review on itunes, and tell a friend please.
anyhow, here are the real show notes.
This fucking bonus episode. Man oh man. We learn about highlander ghosts, that might be demons, or aliens. Not real sure about that. Or the tech involved. As we explore the fascinating world of the paranormal.
We are joined by frequent guest Candice to discuss an episode of the infamous show Ghost Adventures where we are shown so so many things. Portals to another dimension, a quack crystal healer, some dude with an ak-47 shooting at a UFO, and dogs barking at a shouting asshole.
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We are joined once again by none other than the Moustachioed one himself. Daniel Segura the host of the Moustachioed Podcastio. That's right, the Bloody Buddies ride again! So buckle up buckeroos as we dive deep into the evil heart of Willy's Wonderland.
A fever dream of a film, Nick Cage Nick Cages all over a Five Nights at Freddy's style restaurant, when surprise surprise the satanicly haunted by souls of a serial killer super group animatronics want a piece of him.
Tim tells us about a chick sniffing bull dicks, I explain Diva Cups to him, and we figure out a side hustle. With all that and more, who could miss this? Also buy one of our hats ya cheap fucks.
If you wanna see NHL video game clips, follow Tim.
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And as always, Subscribe to our Patreon. If you just can't right now, then please tell a friend to listen. We can't afford marketing people like Daniel.
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Of course I am talking about Frogs. The 1972 film no one asked for, but we are joined by massive contributor to the show Kyle Mmmmm delicious Thunder.
As always check out our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
https://shop.bloodybits.com will have some stuff you can buy. There are 2.5 items on the page now.
Sorry for the record scratch, I was abused as a child.
BTW, no frog ever kills a person, and Tim talks shit on his wife.
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That's right a whole month of animals gone wild, and speaking of going wild. This week we are covering the 1982 horror film Wild Beasts. It's perfect on paper right folks? Someone done poisoned the well, as a zoo full of animals in (Europe City) scrambles to sort of try and take care of it, but also ignore their children... WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!
We get to be added to a list, so that the fucker Chris Hanson can tell us to pull up a seat, and put down our Mike's Hard Lemonade, so crazy the bad alcohol the dudes always brought on that show. Remember the dude who tried to get the actor to blow the cat? Might have stopped this animal apocalypse.
Anyhow, also check out our sister podcast The Grindbin https://www.patreon.com/grindbin if you pay 10 bucks a month, you get to pick a movie they review every year! Right Tim?
Also leave us a 5 star review on iTunes, Tell a friend, and check in on someone you haven't talked to in a while. It doesn't cost anything, and it could help.
Eddie
Join us on the patreon, where we just crested 1500 obscure Horror, and Exploitation films. All for 10 dollars a month at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
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This, being the last week of March Madness, we take a Fulci inspired trip down Pan's Labyrinth. But with A Turkish flair, as we discuss the 2015 fantasy horror film Baskin. We delve deep into the psycho sexual cultism, Zoroastrianism roots, and Turkish folklore of this film. It's not boring though, we talk about dicks, and fucking, and sucking. Hell this whole movie is about it!
Oh yeah, Candice is on the episode. She cuts out a lot in the first 30 mins though because where she lives the internet is mostly you writing your ideas on a gum wrapper, and using the gum to stick it on a bullfrog, who hopefully hops his way to civilization.
You know the drill, 5 stars on iTunes, tell a friend, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits\
900 films in the bank, obscure shows. it's netflix, if all the money went to keeping it going.
Thanks to Alyssa for the movie suggestion. If ever one is fated to kill me, I hope it is you...
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Check out Everything I Learned From Movies https://www.patreon.com/eilfmovies
And as always.... This, is how we end it.
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This week,Tim Yobo is very confused about if this is or is not a bonus episode. It's not. This week we are dipping out big toe into the cool puddle that is the world of The Night Stalker, with Robbie (aka DoctorChefRobbie)
Join us as we discuss all the rules of a Dracula, and like it crossing moving water. It's really too bad we don't have any listeners who care about vampires. Maybe if we get over 200 on the patreon I'll do a Vampire month.
Hit us up on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
Leave us a 5 star review on the iTunes, when we hit 50, someone gets a prize at random.
https://streamlabs.com/bloodybits/merch for our merch, when i tweet this out, if we get 50 retweets, I'll pick a retweeter to sent a shirt at random.
I finally got my dick pill ad money, and I'm giving it all to you all.
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Considered the first serial killer film, and Fritz Lange's greatest film, M is a masterpiece of filmmaking. So who better to discuss it than the same folks who brought you Nailgun Massacre and Bollvember.
We are joined once more by Iago Faustus, who really takes over the hosting duties on this episode. Which I thank him for, he is a wellspring of knowledge I love to lap at.
Please subscribe to our patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
leave us a 5 star review on iTunes, or else you are stealing, and tell a friend. it's our only advertising.
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Shane and Terry, get your levels right. if you are on 1 shared audio channel, I want you both at the same level
This week on the show, we are talking with our long lost loves... Shane and Terry. What a better pair to initiate March Madness then the two mad men of the bloodybits bloodbank. And what did they bring? Oh, The fucking nice snow shoveling old man from Home Alone eating dead broads, fucking them, and body shaming old widows in the 1974 classic Deranged!
If you haven't yet, give us a 5 star review. When we hit 50, someone gets a prize. Tim is gonna come blow their back out.
Hit up our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
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You could be the first person to buy something with our branding on it!
Also, fuck trycast.
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This week we delve deeply into the 1962 horror icon. Fuck classic, it's an icon. Carnival of Souls. Featuring some amazing music, the only Candace I never wanted to punch in her fucking mouth, and a plethora of fucking creepy men. Tim Yobo and I discuss the finer points of metal music, and DMCA takedowns. As well as feminist theory in 1960's film. Water zombies, Rob Zombie, and more!
Shout out to Steve from our Patreon for the suggestion, Please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
And you know the drill. Give us a 5 star review, or you are a terrible thief...
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This week on the show. For the third week of Patreon picks, We are joined by our resident van expert. Sir Charlie. And what did he subject us to? Oh, one of those old 70's shock Italian horror flicks. Necrophilia, erotic comfort lactation, and Tim getting very confused about necklace locations over and over and over again.....
Join us on the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
Enjoy you suck fucks.
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Here is a 10 min teaser for our upcoming Patreon exclusive, where we talk with Candice about Ghost Adventures. This dude Zach, someone offering their wife up to be ghost cucked. I guess he just does the same deed in drag another time? Samurai swords, highlander aliens, and a portal in your living room. It's bonkers.
https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits join us at the 5 dollar ed-head level for this, and all our other bonus episodes.
Enjoy!
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So here we are week 2 of Patreon picks month, and we are reviewing a SHOCKINGLY good japanese dude-bro metal movie Wild Zero. It's got everything you could want. UFO's, Zombies, A guy in the shortest shorts you can imagine. Seriously, they lace up on the sides, I get obsessed, it's a thing.
But most importantly for me, we learn a valuable lesson about love.
Thank you to Anthony Conn from the patreon, Now that we can't hawk dick pills, you are the only thing keeping the lights on. If you want to join, go to https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
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You've got me, Tim Yobo, and Daniel from the Moustachioed Podcastio! Talking about our boy Chev, Where has he been? Who is he fucking?
https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits to subscribe, and hear the rest!
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This week we discuss the 1986 sci-fi horror The Fly. Co-written, and directed by David Cronenberg. Joining us for our first patreon picks episode, is our first patreon Iago Faustus. You can see his work at https://www.eroticmadscience.com/
Follow him on twitter @eroticmadsci
A big thanks again to all our Patreons. Now that we can't hawk dick pills, you are the only thing keeping the lights on. If you want to join, go to https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
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My word, this week, we are doing something totally new, and letting Tim Yobo choose the movie, and what a movie he selected. The 1999 Takashi Miike directed film Audition. Join us as we discuss the complicated relationships between men, and women. The patriarchy, and power dynamics in relationships. As well as who is on our hall pass list, 90 day fiancé, and more.
All new theme song, so no shout out to no one, I made it.
We are also proud to announce our first real sponsor BlueChew! Get rhino hard without the trip to the gas station, or bodega as they say in New York. just head over to https://www.bluechew.com and enter the promo code BITS to get your first order free! Just pay 5 dollars for postage. What a country!
Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review on iTunes or else you are stealing from me. Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Tell a friend about the show.
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This week on the show, we are joined by Mike Wood from our sister podcast, The Grindbin
We are covering the... weirdly off musical by Takashi Miike The Happiness of the Katakuris. Over-saturated, weird ass musical numbers, and really truly discussed in depth.
We are also proud to announce our first real sponsor BlueChew! Get rhino hard without the trip to the gas station, or bodega as they say in New York. just head over to https://www.bluechew.com and enter the promo code BITS to get your first order free! Just pay 5 dollars for postage. What a country!
Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review on iTunes or else you are stealing from me. Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Tell a friend about the show.
and a special thanks to Cibola, the City of Gold for our theme song.
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Basically it's the first anime I saw, and I'd wager many many other people as old as I am now.. so so old. But we are not alone in our journey, oh no. Friend of the show Charlie in charge! Check him out on Instagram and send him a TAB if you can.
We are also proud to announce our first real sponsor BlueChew! Get rhino hard without the trip to the gas station, or bodega as they say in New York. just head over to https://www.bluechew.com and enter the promo code BITS to get your first order free! Just pay 5 dollars for postage. What a country!
Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review on iTunes or else you are stealing from me. Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Tell a friend about the show.
and a special thanks to Cibola, the City of Gold for our theme song.
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This week on the show, we are joined by return guest, Candice to discuss the overlooked Debut film by writer/director Brandon Cronenberg Antiviral.
Wrapping up 2020, and the body horror month of Dec-member talking about a celebrity obsessed culture and following a hero who contracts a fatal virus, which might be man made, and might come from China? That's win/win. At least they didn't mention Qanon, or 5G.
Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review on iTunes or else you are stealing from me. Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Tell a friend about the show. and a special thanks to Cibola, the City of Gold for our theme song.
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Well, here we are, and it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Time to hang a stocking on the mantle, and a shining star on the tree. Or a couple arms, and legs in a weird glass case. It's time for the 1991 body horror "classic" Body Parts. With the lawnmower man, a weird stunt man, and Chucky from child's play.
This week we are joined by Steve and Izzy from the Everything I Learned From Movies podcast to tackle the subject. Be sure to hit up Izzy's Etsy store, it's too late for Christmas, but not too late to make up for fucking up Christmas.
Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review on iTunes or else you are stealing from me. Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Tell a friend about the show. and a special thanks to Cibola, the City of Gold for our theme song.
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Sorry for the delay, beside being a 4 hour long recording session, we were without internet for 24 hours! Stupid internet.
Anyhow, this week for Dec-member My Co-Host Tim Yobo and I are joined by none other than friend of the podcast, and cobbler extraordinaire Brody Black! And we are talking about the underground hit 2009 Jennifer's Body. So listen in for the thrills, chills, and Tim telling us more about running with his gang back in the 1920's
Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review on iTunes or else you are stealing from me. Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Tell a friend about the show. and a special thanks to Cibola, the City of Gold for our theme song.
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This week on the podcast I'm joined as always by my right hand man Tim Yobo, and our guest..... Matt Anderson. We take a trip... Heh heh. Back to 1999 for the stoner body horror comedy Idle Hands. Join us as we discuss the age of consent in our collective states. Marvel at our Star Wars discussion I try my best not to sleep through. Witness old man Yobo attempting to connect with the youth culture of today through the musical stylings of 2 Live Crew.
Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review on iTunes or else you are stealing from me. Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Tell a friend about the show.
and a special thanks to Cibola, the City of Gold for our theme song.
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