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tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119Mon, 17 Aug 2026 04:13:40 +0000artologicanoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)Blogger78125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-6407318303088099783Sat, 28 Jul 2018 17:28:00 +00002018-07-30T17:28:41.416-07:00Let's Call it An Adventure <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> After five years of successfully showing my work at science meetings in various cities in the US, I decided to try showing at one in Europe. For the sake of vaguely plausible deniability, let’s call it the LENS conference, in Vienna. (To be perfectly clear, I have nothing bad to say about the “LENS” organization. They were friendly and professional and did just what they promised they would.) It was … an experience. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Before the conference, I spent months making new paintings and designing new scarves. I figured out what frame sizes were standard in Europe and found a source in let’s-call-it-Vienna that could cut mats and backing boards for me in those sizes, to be picked up the day I arrived. I spent weeks trying to figure out how to accept credit card payments in Europe without a Euro bank account. (Create an online shop account and then download an app that allows you to take cards at point-of-sale, as it turns out) <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> My old suitcase was too crushable for transporting art so I bought a new one. My scarf rack was too big to transport, so I got a European Amazon account and arranged to buy one that would be shipped to my hotel just in time. I was told my booth was “space only” so I figured out how to display my work without any walls. I rented an extra table for 3 days for 100 Euros. In short, I prepared, and prepared, and prepared. And although I was as careful as possible, I spent lots of money, which I figured was OK, because I expected to make lots of sales, as I had at similar conferences in the US. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> And then I arrived, and things went downhill from there.<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> I was feeling pretty good on day one: I found my hotel right away, and though I was not able to check in, I was able to dump my bags and go off exploring. The art store people came through, and I picked up 400 Euros worth of mats and backing boards with no problem. I created a little mounting shop in my room and got all my paintings ready for sale. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>Then I discovered that my scarf rack hadn’t arrived. No biggie, I still had a day before the conference started, and the concierge at the hotel helped me to contact the shipper to arrange re-delivery. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> The next morning, I set off for the conference center to set up. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>Exhibitor set-up started at 8 am. When I arrived around 10, I found that the furniture for the booths had not been delivered. Oh. Check back later this afternoon, they said.<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> I headed back to the hotel. Still no scarf rack. Shit. Amazon’s shipper claims that “the business was closed when they tried to deliver,” which is absurd because it is A HOTEL. I set off to the local shops to see what I could find as a substitute, and came up with something not too expensive. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /> Then I went back to the conference center, where I found hundreds of people milling around outside. The building had been evacuated because of a fire alarm. Oh. After 45 minutes or so, they reopened the building, and I went in and found my art exhibitor neighbors busy setting up. “Weren’t you evacuated?” “Evacuated? Huh?”<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> The exhibitor to my right, let’s call her Sophia, had a much more elaborate booth than the rest of the artists, with three complete walls. “Had I not received an email promising me a booth with three walls?” she asked. I had not. As noted, I was promised space only, so I was pretty delighted to get a back wall, the same as all the other art exhibitors. Oh well. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> As we set up, I was amazed to discover that (let’s call her) Sophia had come from (let’s call it) New Zealand. She told me that her local arts council had paid for her booth. I thought “lucky her,” but figured that the cost of her plane ticket and expenses for coming from NZ would still have been enormous. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> The next morning, I discovered otherwise. The art exhibitors had signed a contract to be in the exhibits hall from 9:30 to 5:30 for three days.&nbsp; I guess I was the only one who actually read that, because around 10:30, I was pretty much alone when an irate woman with a “New Zealand” accent came up to my booth and asked me if I had seen Sophia. Not today, I said. “Well,” she said, “she’s my employee and I’m a bit salty because she’s supposed to be at her poster session right now. I paid for her plane ticket to come here and she never said a word to me about having an art booth.” 😮<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> When Sophia eventually turned up, I told her that the boss had come looking for her. She explained that she was staying with a friend in the suburbs and that the train service was interrupted. I mean, OK, things happen. But by now it looked like she had 1) extracted an extra-special booth from the conference organizers and 2) got someone else to pay for it, then 3) got someone else to pay for her expensive plane ticket without informing them that she would be spending most of the conference doing something else and then 4) blew ALL of it off, showing up hours late for both the art and the science. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> At this point, I am just<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="240" src="; width="320" /></a></div> &nbsp;but I decide to ignore the whole Sophia situation. What could I do, anyway?&nbsp;<o:p></o:p><br /> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> I should probably mention here that I had personally urged the conference organizers to have art exhibitors, so I feel somewhat responsible for the whole thing being a success. I tweet photos of all the artists’ work. I show up at 9 and stay until 6. I don’t take lunch breaks because the lines for the food are enormous. But I cannot will success into being.<br /> <br /> The exhibit hall booths are very far apart, with a carpeted “highway” leading from one poster area to the next, encouraging conference-goers to march right past the exhibits without looking. There’s a trickle of customers. People keep asking me if my stuff is available online (yes but it’s RIGHT HERE NOW and if you buy it online you have to pay to have it shipped from the US). It turns out that nobody cares that my paintings are matted for standard frame sizes (it’s a big selling point in the US). Nobody even looks at my large paintings. I had painted 24 A4 size paintings. I sold 3.&nbsp;<o:p></o:p><br /> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> By day 5, I am despondent. Amazon continues to claim that they have tried to deliver my package over and over. I send them an all-caps email explaining that I managed to find the hotel in 5 minutes on the subway despite having never been to Let’s-call-it-Vienna before, and that there is always someone at the front desk. They refund my money.<o:p></o:p><br /> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> I have not eaten in a restaurant the whole time I was in LCI Vienna, instead getting food from supermarkets. I was planning to treat myself to a nice restaurant meal once I got into the black after expenses. When it becomes clear that it will never happen, I decide to splash out anyway, and make plans to meet two internet friends who live in town for dinner. The day of the dinner, they both blow me off, one because the World Cup was on, one because she “needed a nap”. I leave town without ever having been in a restaurant, not having shared a meal with another person all week.<o:p></o:p><br /> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> The day I fly out, it pours. The elevator in the subway stop is out of order, so I have to drag my bag (filled with all the unsold work) down the stairs in the rain. When I get to the station where the airport bus comes, there is no elevator at all, so I drag it back up the stairs, as four people having a cigarette break stare curiously. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>I am very happy to leave. <o:p></o:p><br /> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> The next day, I go on Twitter and Instagram and post pictures about my European adventure, which went great.<o:p></o:p></div> <br />2018/07/lets-call-it-adventure.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-8361893026556803548Sun, 27 May 2018 15:11:00 +00002018-05-27T08:34:27.486-07:00Variations Opens June 1 at Artists & Makers <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1246" data-original-width="1600" height="249" src="; width="320" /></a></div> <h1 style="background-color: white; color: rgb(96, 96, 96) !important; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 40px; letter-spacing: -1px; line-height: 50px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> </h1> <h1 style="background-color: white; color: rgb(96, 96, 96) !important; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 40px; letter-spacing: -1px; line-height: 50px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <strong style="font-size: 15px;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">June 1-27 at Artists &amp; Makers 1 in Rockville, MD</span></strong></h1> <strong style="background-color: white; color: #606060; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15px;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">Opening Reception: Friday, June 1, 6-9 pm&nbsp;</span></strong><br /> <br style="background-color: white; color: #606060; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15px;" /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #606060; font-family: &quot;helvetica&quot;; font-size: 15px;">In science, a variation is any difference between cells, individual organisms, or groups of organisms caused either by genetic differences or by the effect of environmental factors on the expression of genes. In music, a variation is the repetition of a theme or musical idea with changes or embellishments in harmony, rhythm, or key. In my art, these two definitions merge. Inspired by my stay in a science lab in Paris that studies evolution in fruit flies, this exhibit of watercolors and ink paintings brings together work that explores the idea of variation in all its senses.</span><br /> <br style="background-color: white; color: #606060; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15px;" /> <strong style="background-color: white; color: #606060; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15px;">Artists &amp; Makers Studios 1</strong><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #606060; font-family: &quot;helvetica&quot;; font-size: 15px;">11810 Parklawn Dr., Suite 210</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #606060; font-family: &quot;helvetica&quot;; font-size: 15px;">Rockville, MD 20852</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #606060; font-family: &quot;helvetica&quot;; font-size: 15px;">More information&nbsp;</span><a href="; style="background-color: white; color: #6dc6dd; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15px; text-size-adjust: 100%; word-wrap: break-word;" target="_blank">here</a>2018/05/variations-opens-june-1-at-artists.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-1235818633925232191Thu, 08 Jun 2017 01:30:00 +00002017-11-17T08:09:26.666-08:00Updated! Upcoming Art Events for Summer-Fall 2017 <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1083" data-original-width="1600" height="216" src="; width="320" /></a></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Looking to start or add to your collection of unique, science-inspired art? Here's where you'll find me over the next few months:&nbsp;</div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <strike>July 12-16<o:p></o:p></strike></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <strike><a href=" Pennsylvania Festival of the Arts</a><o:p></o:p></strike></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <strike>State College, PA</strike><o:p></o:p><br /> <br /> <strike>August 26</strike></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <strike><o:p></o:p></strike></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <strike><a href=" Street Festival</a><o:p></o:p></strike></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <strike>Washington, DC</strike><o:p></o:p><br /> <br /> September 1 - November 1<br /> <a href=" Hopkins University, Montgomery County Campus</a><br /> <div> Rockville, MD&nbsp;</div> <div> <br /></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> September 23 <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <a href=" Arts &amp; Ales Festival </a><o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Hyattsville, MD<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> October 7<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <a href=" on the Avenue</a><o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Alexandria, VA <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /> October 16-18<br /> <a href=" Conference on Pharmaceutical Microbiology</a><br /> Bethesda, MD<br /> <br /> November 11-15</div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <a href=" for Neuroscience</a>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Washington, DC<br /> <br /> November 24-25<br /> <a href=" at AVAM</a><br /> Baltimore, MD&nbsp;</div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> December 3-5<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <a href=" 2017</a><o:p></o:p></div> Philadelphia, PA<br /> <br /> December 9<br /> <a href=" /> Crystal City, VA<br /> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> And of course you can always find my work on <a href="; 2017/06/upcoming-art-events-for-summer-fall-2017.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-1638397929532856847Mon, 22 May 2017 17:42:00 +00002017-06-09T11:07:12.188-07:00Zone of Resistance<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="302" src="; width="320" /></a></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Apart from a few anti-Bush efforts way back at the beginning of my career, I've pretty much avoided making political art. But it was impossible for me, as an artist, an American, and a proud resident of Washington, DC, not to be affected by the political turmoil of the past year. I've been protesting my heart out, and eventually I channeled my anger, despair and hope into <i>Zone of Resistance</i>, a mixed-media piece (watercolor, plastic and resin), inspired by the pattern that forms when antibiotics meet pathogens in a petri dish. (i don't want to over-explain it, but that's pink power overcoming the harmful bacteria) I hope to show it at an exhibition in DC next month.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Update: <i>Zone of Resistance</i> will be on display at the DCCAH Eye Street Gallery <span style="color: #222222;"><span style="background-color: white;">from June 16-August 11, in the lobby at 200 I Street, SE in Washington, DC.&nbsp;</span></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></div> 2017/05/zone-of-resistance.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-2220697445903246445Sun, 23 Apr 2017 21:59:00 +00002017-04-23T15:09:38.491-07:00Thank Me for Coming <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Let me say this right up front: none of this is a big deal. I know that. And I also know that what I’m about to tell you has happened to many people before me and will happen to many after. But it’s been a few months and I still can’t shake the hurt, so I decided to write about it anyway. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> On December 10, 2016, midway between the national body blows of Hillary Clinton’s electoral loss and Donald Trump’s inauguration, I had a small, personal one of my own. That evening, a reception was held for my first solo gallery show in more than 10 years, and nobody came. Not one single person. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> None of my hundreds of facebook friends. None of my thousands of twitter followers. Most painfully, though, not a single one of the hundreds of people whose openings I have attended in my 15 plus years of making art in DC. Not one.<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> I know there were some good reasons. It was a busy weekend. Several other art spaces were having events. Holiday festivities were no doubt underway. But all the same, not one single person decided that mine was the event that they would put first. And that hurts like kneeling on gravel. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> I immediately decided never to go to anyone’s opening again. And then I decided to go to everyone’s, so it would never happen to any of my friends. But even with all of the time and the alcohol and the yoga that have passed since that night, I still feel a little bitter every time I show up to a bustling opening and am greeted by all the usual people. The people who didn’t show up for me. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Now I find myself seriously considering whether I should ever try again. I had already applied for a show out in the suburbs in Virginia, but hey! I got rejected, so I no longer had to worry whether anyone would come or not. A show at AU? Chances are a little better that some people might come to a show in DC, but hey! I got rejected, so I’ll never have to find out. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> For every exhibition opportunity I have considered since that day, I’m adding an extra layer of dread on top of the usual likelihood of getting rejected. What if I am selected, and I work on a show for months, and once again nobody comes? There is so much effort and expense involved in putting together a solo exhibition, I just don’t know whether I can, or should, even bother. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> For now, I’m sticking to festivals, where it’s someone else’s job to draw the crowd, and to the internet, where people seem to like the cartoon version of me. Who knows, maybe in three weeks, or three months, or another ten years, an amazing opportunity for a show will come up, and I’ll do it and it will be great. Or maybe it won’t. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> In the meantime, if you should see me at your opening, thank me for coming.&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></div> 2017/04/thank-me-for-coming.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-1766293126202948182Tue, 28 Mar 2017 13:32:00 +00002017-03-28T06:34:05.879-07:00The Arctic Bride <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="400" src="; width="307" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Michele Banks, <i>The Arctic Bride</i>, Mixed Media, 2017&nbsp;</td></tr> </tbody></table> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;">With Arctic sea ice at its lowest-ever recorded levels, and the administration poised to roll back environmental protections, spring of 2017 seemed like a good time for a wedding. For my seventh appearance at Artomatic, I decided to show this piece, <i>The Arctic Bride</i>, instead of my usual paintings. This mixed-media piece (yes, that's a real wedding dress that I bought on eBay) considers the marriage of Ice and Carbon. I first had the idea for this piece when I was working with Jessica Beels and Ellyn Weiss on <i><a href=" of Discovery</a></i>, our climate-inspired show at the AAAS in 2014. Looking at pictures ice and snow in the Arctic, I was reminded of the thick, glossy, pristine white draping of a wedding dress, and all the concepts of purity tied up in that image.&nbsp;</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;">For that show, we ended up making a larger, much more abstract piece called <i>Waning Albedo</i>.</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="240" src="; width="320" /></span></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><i>Waning Albedo</i>, Jessica Beels, Michele Banks and Ellyn Weiss, Mixed Media, 2014</span></td></tr> </tbody></table> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;">I decided to revisit the idea in this piece. I'll leave it for others to tease out the layers of meaning here, but I think we can all agree that this marriage will be dangerous and damaging for the beautiful bride.&nbsp;</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><a href=";, which features the work of 600+ artists, runs through May 6 at 1800 South Bell Street in Arlington.&nbsp;</span></div> 2017/03/the-arctic-bride.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-4235835702409764993Fri, 17 Mar 2017 17:41:00 +00002017-03-17T11:41:15.191-07:00Pay, Pay, Pay to Play<div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;">I don’t like to fight on twitter, but when somebody told me that, unlike scientists, artists and writers never publish their work for free, I had no choice. &nbsp;Ahem.&nbsp;</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><b>YES THEY DO, YOU IDIOT. ALL THE TIME.</b><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;">I’ve been a professional artist for over 15 years. Here’s how I make money: I put my work in gallery shows and art festivals and I sell it online. The first two, and to some extent all three, are emphatically pay-to-play. <o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;">With very rare exceptions, an artist who shows in any type of gallery gets no pay for actually making the work. She buys all the supplies, paints or sculpts, frames and mounts, and delivers ready-to-display work to the gallery. In many cases, the artist also pays for photography of her work, postcards to advertise the show, and even the food and wine for the opening. &nbsp;In return, the gallery provides display space, hanging, publicity, back-office functions and, ideally, buyers, in exchange for a commission (usually 50%) on sold works. But of course, there is no guarantee that any work will sell, so many artists end up thousands of dollars in the hole for gallery shows. <o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;">Artists who show at festivals also pay upfront in hopes of making money. Most shows charge application fees ranging from $25-50, and booth fees ranging from $100-1,000, depending on the size and prestige of the show. Artists generally have to provide a display system, a payment system, and a bunch of finished work (not to mention tools, bags, business cards and usually a tent). If you don’t earn back your booth fee, do you get your money back? Hahahahahahahaha.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;">Even Etsy, where I make most of my money, requires upfront investment by the artist in terms of making, photographing and listing work for sale. Their fees are pretty low, but again, if your stuff doesn’t sell, you’ll be out some time, money and listing fees. <o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;">Now let’s do writers. Hey, maybe you wrote a great short story and you want to publish it. Say you’re already well-known and <i>The New Yorker</i> wants to publish your story. Sure, they’ll pay. But if you’re not an established writer, chances are you’ll be publishing that story in a literary journal for nothing. <o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;">I could go on, but I think I’ve made my point. <o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;">Just a note on the science side. Most scientists in academia who are publishing in journals are getting paid to do science. They get a salary or at least a grad-school stipend. Most science research is funded by grants. Part of the grant money is usually set aside for the publishing fees. Are the economics of scientific journal publishing profoundly tilted to the benefit of the publishers vis-à-vis the scientists? Probably! Does this mean that scientists who publish are working for free? Not really.&nbsp;</span><o:p></o:p></div> 2017/03/pay-pay-pay-to-play.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-570356648620713401Mon, 21 Nov 2016 13:13:00 +00002016-11-21T05:15:38.268-08:00Holiday Sciart Events<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="228" src="; width="320" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> It's beginning to look a lot like....SCIENCE! Geek it up this holiday season with sciency gifts and art that will make you look super smart. You can find me at the following events over the next few weeks:<br /> <br /> <b>November 19 - January 8 &nbsp;</b><br /> <b>Glen Echo Park, Maryland</b><br /> <br /> I have a solo show, <a href=" Worlds</a>, in the Park View Gallery, featuring larger watercolors based on brains, microbes and cells. &nbsp;I also have smaller works in the Popcorn Gallery as part of Glen Echo's annual <a href=" Art Show</a>. If you come on December 10 for <a href=" Eve</a>, there's a reception from 6-8pm for my show as well as many other festivities and open studios. <br /> <b><br /></b> <b>December 3 - 6 &nbsp;</b><br /> <b>Artists' Row at ASCB, San Francisco</b><br /> <br /> I'm showing for the first time at the annual meeting of the <a href=" Society for Cell Biology</a>. I'll be bringing lots of new cell-inspired art and scarves.<br /> <br /> <b>December 17&nbsp;</b><br /> <b>Grump, Crystal City, Virginia</b><br /> <br /> <a href="; is an awesome local holiday show featuring 50 top-quality art and craft vendors.<br /> And a Yeti.<br /> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> 2016/11/its-beginning-to-look-lot-like.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-5974622376135710459Sun, 03 Jul 2016 15:03:00 +00002016-07-03T08:03:01.430-07:00Where You'll Find Me <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="301" src="; width="400" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> I have lots of art events coming up, including some old favorites: the always-amazing Artscape, Alexandria's big, fun, friendly Art on the Avenue, and the gorgeous MPA Artfest. &nbsp;This year I'm adding some new shows to the mix, including the Mt. Gretna Outdoor Art Fair in Pennsylvania and the annual meeting of the American Society for Cell Biology in December in San Francisco. As always, I'm painting up a storm so I have new work for every show.<br /> <br /> <br /> July 15-17<br /> <a href=" /> Baltimore, MD<br /> <br /> August 20-21<br /> <a href=". Gretna Outdoor Art Festival</a><br /> Mt. Gretna, PA<br /> <br /> October 1<br /> <a href=" on the Avenue</a><br /> Alexandria, VA<br /> <br /> October 2<br /> McLean Project for the Arts Artfest<br /> McLean, VA<br /> <br /> December 3-7<br /> <a href=" Biology 2016</a><br /> San Francisco, CA<br /> <br /> <br />2016/07/where-youll-find-me_3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-1596700385143041939Mon, 21 Mar 2016 19:11:00 +00002016-03-21T12:14:41.547-07:00Upcoming Events: Spring-Summer 2016<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="; width="258" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> I'm delighted to announce that I'll be taking part in three new events this spring: two completely new and one "new to me."<br /> <br /> First, I'll be showing at the first-ever <a href=" Mart at the National Museum of Women in the Arts</a> from April 10-12. This unique event showcases the work of many women artists and crafters from around the DC area, and allows visitors to check out the great collections of the NMWA at the same time as shopping for unique pieces. Lots more information <a href=" /> <br /> On May 7 and 8, I'll be at <a href="; (Arts Rockville Town Square) for the first time. The outdoor festival gathers 175 selected artists to the streets around Rockville's town square. <br /> <br /> Next up, in June, I'll be taking my art on the road to show at the first ever Art Walk at <a href=" Microbe</a> 2016! From June 16-20, thousands of microbiologists gather for the annual meeting of the American Society for Microbiology, and for the first time, they will be able to see and shop for microbe-inspired art from me, the Vexed Muddler, and other artists.<br /> <br /> I'm designing some new microbe and virus-themed scarves just for this event! More details to come.2016/03/upcoming-events-spring-summer-2016.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-1233846821494298529Sun, 14 Feb 2016 20:25:00 +00002016-02-17T06:49:29.163-08:00Some Thoughts on Sciart and Blogging <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="239" src="; width="320" /></a></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> I’ve been making science-inspired art as my primary job since 2010, and been writing about science-inspired art (sciart, as we call it on twitter) as an unpaid side gig all along, first for Guru Magazine and then for the Finch &amp; Pea. I’m going to keep making my art, but I’m giving up the writing, maybe temporarily, maybe permanently. We’ll see. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Why? Because nobody cares. I’ve been trying for more than five years to build an audience for sciart, and, frankly, failing. If I don’t flog my posts endlessly on social media, nobody reads them. I’ve written about hundreds of artists, and probably 5 or 6 of them have even noticed. So I guess it’s time to admit defeat. <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Somebody on twitter the other day said he couldn’t quite see the point of “sciart” – why is it not just considered as art? That’s a very good question. I would love for it to just be art. For me, sciart is a hook, a way to get people who don’t like art, or think they don’t understand art, to look at some art and think about it. I think that’s worthwhile.<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Also, it’s a marketing hook to help me sell my work. I would dearly love to make art that is much more abstract, but unless I include recognizable cells or microbes, it doesn’t sell. I would love to be covered in the media as an artist and not as a scicomm sideshow, but that has never happened, and given my lack of art-world cred (no MFA, no gallery), it probably never will.<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> When I complained about people not reading what I wrote, several people told me that I should just blog for my own enjoyment, not for clicks. So I’m not going to link this on twitter or Facebook or anywhere. It’s just for me, and maybe for a few people who happen to stumble across it. <o:p></o:p></div> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> I’m really sad about this, and I’ve shed a lot of tears, but I guess I’m done.&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></div> 2016/02/some-thoughts-on-sciart-and-blogging.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-1388262275180222783Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:18:00 +00002016-02-12T09:18:17.062-08:00Panda Tweetup! Panda Tweetup! Panda Tweetup! <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="244" src="; width="320" /></a></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Hey DC twitter friends! Two of the best things about our city have converged recently – the arrival of a panda cub and the arrival of no-tourists season. So I propose a panda tweetup to be held on Thursday, February 25, at the National Zoo.<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Here’s the plan: we meet between 10 and 10:30 am at the tables across from the entrance to the panda habitat (“Panda Plaza” on the zoo map, not to be confused with the Panda Overlook Café). I’ll make a bunch of delicious cookies and get one of those boxes of coffee. We will eat cookies and drink coffee and look at pandas and talk and tweet. If there's a line for the pandas we can take turns. Or something. We'll figure it out.&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="196" src="; width="320" /></a></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> I fully realize that 10 on a Thursday is tough for some people, but I tried to choose a time that would maximize our chances of seeing Bei Bei and minimize our chances of being overwhelmed by tourists. According to the zoo, this is the time of day he is most likely to be up and active.<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> So, please come. Invite your friends. This is not any kind of official or zoo-sanctioned activity, just a chance to hang out. If about 20 people come, we all get cookies and coffee on me. If hundreds come, we may have to go to Starbucks (not on me). <o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> To summarize: Thursday, February 25, starting at 10am, National Zoo, Panda Plaza. Bei there!&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></div> 2016/02/panda-tweetup-panda-tweetup-panda.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Artmonger)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103796763270708119.post-9170280889298345162Mon, 04 Jan 2016 17:19:00 +00002017-06-19T05:53:22.941-07:00Let's Do Some (Art Show) Things Better This Year <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="301" src="; width="400" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> Heyyy, just kicked off 2016 with a rejection on New Year's Eve and an invitation to pay $40 to apply for a (small, local) show that last year didn't bother to ever let me know my work wasn't selected. I'm not really terribly bummed about either of these, but it seemed like a good excuse to suggest some best practices (or at least better practices) for people organizing art shows this year.<br /> <br /> 1. Let everyone know the status of their application. AT THE SAME TIME. Really, all this requires is two mass emails (or three if you have a wait list). If you don't know how to BCC, please ask a friend, or do not run an art show.<br /> <br /> 2. Let people know if the work in the show is for sale and if so, how they can buy it. I can't count how many shows I've been to where there was virtually no information on how to purchase the art. Make a brief announcement at the reception. Explain it across the top of the art info sheet. Make it as easy as possible. Think prices on the wall (small, not on red stickers) and a person at a desk with a Square terminal.<br /> <br /> 3. Please don't invite people individually to apply for a show and then reject them. I know that an invitation to apply is not a guarantee of acceptance, but why do this? It makes everybody feel bad.<br /> <br /> I'm sure there are others. Comment away! <br /> <br /> <br />2016/01/lets-do-some-art-show-things-


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The survey compared 150 metro areas across nine key metrics like the percentage of adults 25 and older with a bachelor’s degree. The Miami Valley ranked No. 75 on the list. The study placed metrics into two broad categories: Educational attainment and quality of education/attainment gap. Dayton ranked 76th overall for… American Airlines' pilots union says pilot pushing must stop, raises other safety concerns Mon, 01 Aug 2016 10:45:03 +0000 Evan Hoopfer <img src="; alt="">Calls to "speed up" operations from American Airlines (Nasdaq: AAL) caused a pointed response from the Allied Pilots Association — the union which represents American Airlines' 15,000 pilots — telling pilots not to compromise safety to comply with corporate pushing. "This erosion of the safety margin cannot be tolerated. Pilot pushing leads to 'rush to comply' behavior, and it must stop," said APA president Dan Carey in a letter to pilots. Carey said in the letter APA pilots are reporting that… U.S. mortgage rates trickle up Mon, 01 Aug 2016 10:36:03 +0000 <img src="; alt="">U.S. mortgage rates rose again week, yet remain historically low, according to Freddie Mac. The average 30-year fixed mortgage averaged 3.48 percent for the week ending July 28, up from 3.45 percent the previous week. A year ago, mortgage rates stood at 3.98 percent. The low rate levels should further propel U.S. home sales “The 10-year Treasury yield remained flat this week in anticipation of the Fed’s July policy meeting,” said Sean Becketti, chief economist at Freddie Mac. “Mortgage… It’s official: Kings Island unveils new roller coaster Fri, 29 Jul 2016 12:05:25 +0000 Erin Caproni <img src="; alt="">After weeks of clues and teasing, Kings Island has finally revealed plans for its next attraction. The Mason amusement park on Thursday announced that a new wooden roller coaster called Mystic Timbers will open in April 2017. The coaster will include 3,265 feet of track and reach speeds of 53 miles per hour in a densely wooded part of the park with 16 hills as high as 109 feet. “The natural rugged terrain and tunnel ensures a unique and memorable ride experience,” Kings Island vice president… DNC Notebook: In her speech, Clinton shoots for a rout of Donald Trump Fri, 29 Jul 2016 11:56:52 +0000 Chris Wetterich <img src="; alt="">PHILADELPHIA – Five years ago, well before the pre-email scandal days, Hillary Clinton had a 71 percent personal approval rating as secretary of state and was one of the nation's most-admired women. No Democrat would admit it now, but the third year of the Obama presidency left more than a few wondering whether they had picked the right horse in the bitter 2008 primary. The last two days of the Democratic National Convention have gone along as if that were still the case. Clinton and the Democrats…


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feudcelibacychaoscultsdoggiesdoughnutsfree shithypocriteskitty litteroperationspizzaquotessecretsslutstar jonesthe Bryan Adams Rehabilitation Center for Wayward GirlstimewasterwreAsshat HollywoodA Shoots and Leaves Productionnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)Blogger1477125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292742143638014250.post-7065556931332905573Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:46:00 +00002009-09-15T12:01:14.018-04:00douchesKanye WestparodiesKanye West doesn't care about white country singers<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 315px;" src="; alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381721560753184178" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">FUCKER</span></span><br />(sung to the tune of "Stronger")<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Get lit, start shit, throw fit, just quit</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Douchebag, loser, bastard, fucker!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Na-na-na-now they wanna kill me,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Cause I acted like a fucker</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I seriously need to grow up now</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >And stop acting like a soreass sucker</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Perhaps maybe I should have allowed</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Taylor to talk a bit longer</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Man, I’m regrettin’ it right now,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Hope my career don’t suffer</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I need help right now,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Where’s my publicist now?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >On the sauce tonight,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Was pissed that Beyonce lost tonight.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Jump up on the stage, I'm a douche alright,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Cuz I don't give a crap about being polite</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Here comes, hey Taylor give me that award!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Damn, look at me, I’m a real famewhore</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I suck ass, I’m immature,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Now nobody likes my rants anymore</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >How in the presence of greatness</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >'Can they boo at me? but nevertheless</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >This will be covered by all the press</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >That I’m bullying the country princess</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Lost my head, went nuts, threw a fit,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >It was worse than that time the guy from Oasis spit</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Or that dude from Rage climbed up that sh*t</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Can’t help it, phony, bein’ a dick</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Pickin’ on chicks, later!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Na-na-na-now I blame Hennessey</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Can that stuff be any stronger?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I gotta go throw up now</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Can’t sit here much longer</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I just don’t understand how</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Everyone thinks I’m wronger</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Than that Lady Gaga blood shit</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Beyonce changed her number</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I need meds right now,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Call the doctor right now.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I don't know if my date’s a man or not,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Wonderin’ that a lot,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Don’t really matter cause I think she’s hot</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Or maybe that should be I think he’s hot</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >We like to go to Rodeo on shopping sprees</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Then go home and check out the latest Glee</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >But if I had to choose, I’d choose me</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Ain’t trippin', I'm caught up in my ego, a’ight?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I mean, look at me I’m God-like,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >A mirror and KY for a good night</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Singing with a vocoder on my mic</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Ranting on my blog, CAPS-LOCKED keys I strike</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Calling people SQUIDBRAINS and the like</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Dressing like Steve Urkel on his prom night</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >All these things makin me a</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Douchebag, loser, bastard, fucker!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Na-na-na- it’s all over tv</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >About how I’m a fucker</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >The bitches on the View are saying</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >“He’s got less manners than a trucker”</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I just had a little outburst</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >This won’t last much longer</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >It ain’t like I’m Chris Brown</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >He probably would’ve clocked her</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I need nap right now,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I need nap right now.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Seriously, what about that Lady Gaga?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >And Pink exposing her ta-ta?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I think Russell Brand had a boner</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Beyonce deserved that honor.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Beyonce deserved that honor.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Beyonce deserved that honor.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Beyonce deserved that honor.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Beyonce deserved that honor.</span><br /></div>2009/09/kanye-west-doesnt-care-about-white.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292742143638014250.post-2869302860327546034Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:37:00 +00002009-06-09T13:38:14.956-04:00Awesome stuffThe Most Awesome Thing You'll See All Day!<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="; id="W4727a250e66f97234a2e9dbec0cc931c" width="384" height="283"><param name="movie" value="; /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object>2009/06/most-awesome-thing-youll-see-all-day.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292742143638014250.post-6298475461289059540Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:20:00 +00002009-06-03T19:03:38.810-04:00AsshatsfamewhoreparodiesSorry for the interruption<a href=" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 288px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343235767230289538" border="0" alt="" src="; /></a><br /><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">As a wise man named Eddie Vedder once said, I’m still alive. Hey yeah., Oh. Oh. I’m still alive.<br /><br />So who missed me?<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Mom?<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Dad?<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />God? Are you there God, it’s me Shithead?<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Damn Well, if there is anyone out there, I do apologize for my extended leave of absence. But I have returned because this pathetic slut known as Asshat Hollywood needed a good, hard pity fuck really bad and wouldn’t stop sexting me.<br /><br />Sometimes you just get in a funk, you know?<br /><br />So I was trying to figure out just why I’ve had no urge to keep up with the going-ons of the attention whores of the world and the answer came to me in a vision of hair extensions attached to a hollow head standing next to a living, breathing douche the other night while watching “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.” See, it’s because lately, the only attention whores in the news aren’t even real stars. I know it’s been heading this way for a while, but now they are the large majority. “They” being these people that are really hard to give a real shit about one way or the other, let alone devote time and energy to make fun of. And most of the time, these dumbasses do enough stupid shit on their own that you don’t need to bother anyway. I mean, look at all the news in the past 48 hours surrounding Heidi and Spencer – <em>“Did they really quit the show? Will they come back again? Are they really being replaced? By who? Heidi’s sister? Wait, Heidi’s SISTER? Who? Why?” </em>Who gives a shit about these twats?<br /><br />And then of course we have the Jon and Kate saga every fucking second for the past few hundred months. It’s headline news. There’s something really wrong with that. Who the hell are these idiots? They actually had a special report on their marriage problems on E! a few weeks ago. Before all this foolishness, I remember seeing Kate once, (once!) on some show about multiple births and I only remember it because she had this big nasty stomach with saran wrap over it and it made me gag and change the channel and then I was really happy because Empire Records was on FUSE and I love that movie (“Stop calling me Warren!”) Now you can’t change the channel (or go online or to the grocery store) without seeing headlines about John and Kate and that thing on her head. Who gives a shit about these morons?! Is anyone even taking care of those children? She’s making Octomom look normal. And there’s another one. And so it goes and goes and goes.<br /><br />It’s so sad that nowadays anybody can become a celebrity. I miss the days when a person actually had to have talent and star quality and work their ass off or at least sleep their way to the top to become famous. Because lazy, talentless assholes like me respect people like that. But now, you don’t have to be or do any of those things anymore. All you have to do is:<br /><br />A) Go on a reality show<br />B) Be related to someone famous, someone that was on a reality show, or someone really rich<br />C) Take fertility drugs and have a bunch of babies at once<br />D) Any combination of the above<br /><br />I guess that’s actually good news for us lazy, talentless assholes of the world because that means that we too can become famous. We all can! But that presents a problem. This conundrum is best explained in the cinematic classic,<em> To Die For,</em> when at the end after Nicole Kidman gets whacked (speaking of, her face never seemed to recover from being frozen in that lake) Lydia epilogues: <em>“Suzanne used to say that you're not really anybody in America unless you're on TV... 'cause what's the point of doing anything worthwhile if there's nobody watching? So when people are watching, it makes you a better person. So if everybody was on TV all the time, everybody would be better people. But, if everybody was on TV all the time, there wouldn't be anybody left to watch, and that's where I get confused."</em> We’re almost there, Lydia, we’re almost there.<br /><br /><br />Anyway, I’m gonna stop rambling now and express my thoughts in song.<br /><br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />(You know the drill, hit play and follow along below)<br /><br /><br /><blockquote>Can someone please tell me<br />Who these people are?<br />Who’s Audrina Partridge?<br />Why are real housewives stars?<br /><br />Contestants on “The Bachelor”<br />Are called celebrities<br />And Kim Kardashian’s sisters<br />Got their own show on E!<br /><br />I really don’t understand just how<br />Your face is on my TV now<br />When did you to prove to me<br />Your relevancy?<br />Who in…the fuck…are you?<br /><br />I can’t resist the urge to shove pencils in my eyes<br />Every time I see coverage of one of Jon and Kate’s fights<br />I don’t care about their issues<br />Or who is screwing who<br />But what poor rodent had to die for that <a href=" hairdo</a>?<br /><br />Somebody tell me how we allow<br />These twits to turn into cash cows<br />I have a college degree<br />But the Pratts make more than me<br />Who in…the fuck….are you?<br /><br />Hey you’re not off the hook, yeah you: Susan Boyle<br />I really don’t care who kissed you, or if you dyed your fro<br /><br /><em>Oh yeah I did</em><br /><br />Cuz all I can say is <em>“fucking wow”</em><br />At all the shit that’s popular now<br />Goddamn reality<br />Brooke Hogan, get off my TV!<br />Who in …the fuck….are you?<br /><br />That goes for everyone on VH1 now<br />And that freak Vince who sells ShamWow<br />You bitches don’t count to me<br />As real celebrities<br />Who in…the fuck…are you?</span></blockquote></div><br /> <br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Well at least the super talented, charismatic, contestant won on American Idol though right? Wait, what?</span>2009/06/sorry-for-interuption.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292742143638014250.post-3186211048293343889Wed, 06 May 2009 15:59:00 +00002009-05-06T13:00:38.254-04:00American IdolAsshat Idol: Top 4 - THE MOST AWESOME WEEK EVER!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="; alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332741785056052354" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">I went into last night's episode fully prepared to be let down, because "Rock Week with special guest Slash" sounds way too good for reality to live up to the idea of it. Surprisingly, it did. And then some. The awesome was even awesomer and the suck was the most awesome of all!<br /><br />I think we all know what I'm referring to, so let's just get right to it:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br />This is the kind of <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 345px;" src="; alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332745048228192802" border="0" /></a> we've been waiting for! And it couldn't have happened to a more deserving person! Oh Gokey, I'm actually glad you stuck around this long because if you hadn't we'd never have this amazing piece of Idol history! Another plus? We finally learned how to make Paula sit down when she does that annoying dancing along all the time. The funniest part about it all is that Danny thought he was great--he did a fucking victory lap at the end and cheered his own awesomeness. And then once the judges told him how terrible he was, he refused to believe it and said he'd "have to watch it back." Well, he'll have no problem finding it on Youtube:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />You know tonight Seacrest is going to ask him what he thought of it when he watched it back. He'll probably attempt some self-depreciating joke that will be so transparent that Scott MacIntyre will stand up in the audience and go </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >"Dude, even I can see through that bullshit."</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> and then he'll say he thought the rest of the song wasn't that bad. And then he will get voted off and he'll have to sing it AGAIN!!! (I'm dreaming on here, I know Kris is toast, but it would rule.)<br /><br />We have Slash to thank for this. He is totally responsible for this by psyching Gokey out about hitting that note. Slash knows how to use that reverse psychology for his amusement. Like when he used to tell Axl those blazer/bootyshort suits looked awesome and then he'd go laugh with Duff behind Axl's back.<br /><br />Nearly eclipsing the fall of Gokey was the incredible pairing of Adam and Allison. Try to watch this just once, you can't. Seriously, it's THAT awesome:<br /><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br />The duet of Gokey and Kris- not so much. </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br />Just watch Kris, he's adorable.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br />Allison killed:</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br />Adam killed:<br /><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Kris got killed (by the judges):</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Tonight - Slash performs! No Doubt performs! DAUGHTRY (the fuck?) performs! Paula Abdul (hopefully accompanied by an animated cat) performs! The top 4 performs! Then Kris or possibly Allison (NOOO!!) will get eliminated at 10:07 PM. </span>2009/05/asshat-idol-top-4-most-awesome-week.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292742143638014250.post-118597642489002687Fri, 01 May 2009 17:57:00 +00002009-05-01T14:20:17.568-04:00American IdolAwesome stuffAh-dam!! Ah-dam!!<span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 292px;" src="; alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330917415433392882" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">So this past Wednesday, Idol producers tried to pull the old fakeout on us and make us think Adam was in the bottom 2 and risked going home. He wasn't. He didn't. Matt-in-the-Hat Girard did of course. And America was relieved. No one more so than little Baby Paisley:<br /><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br />Don't forget to vote next week Paisley! It's been confirmed - next week is motherfucking Rock week with special guest mentor:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="; alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330918294935566642" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Hell to the yeah! I wonder if they'll let him smoke. They don't even let Simon smoke indoors!<br /><br />It has also been revealed that next week the contestants will have two performances - one solo and one duet with another contestant. <br /></span>2009/05/ah-dam-ah-dam.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292742143638014250.post-5700381440866976481Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:03:00 +00002009-04-29T14:30:24.663-04:00American IdolAsshat Idol - Top 5- Rat Pack<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="; alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330160422604461362" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Surprisingly, last night on American Idol, the Idols stayed true to the Rat Pack theme. Everyone got all dressed up (except Simon and Randy) in their best formal wear and pretended that Jamie Fox was some kind of a legend and didn't say those things about Miley and can I just stop here for a minute and say that there is a rumor that <a href=" WEEK IS ROCK WEEK AND SLASH IS THE MENTOR</a>???????!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!! It hasn't been confirmed but if it's true it means that the Idol Gods have finally answered my prayers. This is television Reese's Cups for me! Please be true!! Oh my god. <br /><br />Sorry, ok. Rat Pack. Standards. <br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br />OH HELL, HERE'S ADAM BECAUSE THAT'S ALL ANYBODY REALLY WANTS TO SEE ANYWAY:</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br />Everything we've come to expect from Adam. Over-the-top, theatrical, crazy vocals, judges cream themselves (Kara, quite literally), etc, etc, etc.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br />THIS YEAR'S SYESHA:</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br />Meaning hopefully she'll make top three (since it's clear Adam and Deadwife are 1 and 2 or 2 and 1, depending on whether dialidol is correct). Because anything less would suck. <br /><br />DREADED FIRST SPOT:<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Poor Kris. Despite gaining momentum these past few weeks, poor adorable Kris was stuck in the suicide spot this week. Even worse, he received good critiques from the judges, however later in the show the judges seemed to have developed amnesia and completely forgot that they liked him. I'm worried for him tonight. (sorry about the poor quality video)<br /><br />Ok, while searching for valid YouTubes for the remaining contestants, I stumbled upon this awesomeness, so I'm gonna be lazy and let Sir Bitter take over from here with this week's recap:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /></span>2009/04/asshat-idol-top-5-rat-pack.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292742143638014250.post-6801048493204851732Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:52:00 +00002009-04-28T13:02:10.959-04:00attention whoresBREAKING NEWS - Source of Swine Flu Detected and Sent Back to Mexico<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 359px;" src="; alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329788218950678530" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are headed to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on their honeymoon.<br /><br />Have a great time you lovebirds!!!</span><br /><br /><a href=";2009/04/breaking-news-source-of-swine-flu.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292742143638014250.post-2004435029635506337Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:33:00 +00002009-04-28T12:51:53.425-04:00American IdolRat Pack Week on Idol<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="; alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329781630167196722" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><a href=" credit - VFTW.com</a></span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Tonight's theme on American Idol is "The Rat Pack" and for absolutely no reason the special guest mentor <a href=" been announced</a> as Jamie Foxx. <br /><br />I don't get it. Did he play Sammy Davis Jr. or something? Wait, hang on. No, no he didn't. Don Cheadle did though, was he busy? Cause that would have made more sense. Oh wait, Jamie Foxx is a</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" > singer</span><span style="font-size:130%;">, that's right. He's a triple threat. Ugh. Jamie Foxx is one of those people that annoys the everloving hell out of me. </span><span style="font-size:130%;">Oh well, maybe he'll go off on another <a href=" tirade</a>.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />And am I the only person who can't NOT think of this everytime I see Jamie Foxx?<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /></span>2009/04/rat-pack-week-on-idol.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292742143638014250.post-3516979761793348156Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:53:00 +00002009-04-28T12:32:20.355-04:00crazy bitchesfeudFunhouse vs. Circus<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 451px; height: 228px;" src="; alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329771183469994882" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Pink still don't wanna be a stupid girl. The singer is reportedly pissed with people accusing her of copying Britney Spears' circus theme, with her upcoming similarly-themed Funhouse world tour that will be hitting the states this summer, because her album (also named Funhouse) actually came out before Britney's.<br /><br />Pink says, </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >"Had I known that certain other people were going to base their latest thing about circus things, I probably would have went into another direction. I was six months before that and didn't really understand that it was a trend that was happening. I'm pretty out of the loop."<br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><a href=" /><br /><br />Also "in the loop?" World's sweetheart, Susan Boyle, with her upcoming Carnival tour!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="; alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329780368049130066" border="0" /></a>

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