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Air Adam Podcast Wed, 30 Sep 2026 15:50:05 +0000 Wed, 30 Sep 2026 15:50:05 +0000 Libsyn RSSgen 1.0 24105 2025-11-07T14:46:08Z en Air Adam Podcast Air Adam true Adam Braimah podcast@airadam.com episodic no Episode 208 : Grinding Through Episode 208 : Grinding Through Wed, 30 Sep 2026 10:40:00 +0000 "Taking selfies while the world burns..." - Konny Kon The title is the only way to describe putting this episode together! The headphone monitoring on my mixer is broken, and I can't get any service centres to respond to my emails (are they scared of money?), and then the machine where I usually run my Serato DJ software decided we weren't friends anymore. I've hopefully delivered an episode not too rough around the edges, with a good number of brand new/very recent releases alongside some album cuts and remixes you can now flex about knowing 😁 Mastodon : @airadam@mastodon.me.uk Twitch : @airadam13 Playlist/Notes Mega Ran ft. Del Tha Funkee Homosapien : Box And One "Live '95" is the kind of basketball-themed release that was perfect for a Hip-Hop and hoops head like me. Philadelphia (Mega Ran) and California (Del) come together for a real bar exam, no hook, with references piled upon references like a librarian's book trolley. DJ DN3 provides the beat, as he does on most of the album, and it'll have your shoulders moving and your head nodding! Oh, and for those that don't know, a "box and one" is a specific (some say gimmicky) defensive strategy in basketball intended to slow down an opposing star and force their teammates to score instead #KnowBall Exile : Heavens Gates Just so you know, the apostrophe is missing in the original title 😁 Anyway, the Los Angeles MPC master Exile released this instrumental on his 2019 contribution to the "Baker's Dozen" series, and it's a standout. Gospel provides the sample source and he turns the sample inside out in an unsettling way with a skittering hi-hat line running alongside an organic-feeling kick and snare. This beat was originally released back in 2006 as the music for "Pearly Gates" by Mobb Deep - very dope track, but if you have delicate religious sensibilities, do not listen to Prodigy's closing verse! Children Of Zeus : As The World Burns We kick the first mix off with the title track from the big release of the month, the latest LP from Children of Zeus! While Tyler Daley's smooth tones build the hook, the meat of the song has both he and Konny Kon in full MC mode, running down the state of the Zeus nation over a chunky beat produced by Cre8, Styles Davis, Forestxfire and Orenji Soul. The world might well be burning down, but at least we have a quality soundtrack to watch the bonfire! Sway : On My Own It was a real shock to hear of the passing of Sway (Derek Dasafo) this month, an artist who blazed a trail independently in UK Hip-Hop and truly deserved his flowers. This track is taken from his debut LP "This Is My Demo", and he tells the tale of his struggle - from childhood, through to choosing music as his career path and trying to make his mark. With vocalist Nate James adding the sung chorus as a breather between two serious verses, this is a testament from an independent spirit. May he rest peacefully. Tall Black Guy : Believe In Me TBG is back with another collection of mind-bendind sample flips, the "Black Vandross Suite" project. This spacey, polished track gives you the rhythmic feel of something like Slum Village's "Tainted" while folding in samples from a classic Luther Vandross number, before elevating the combination even further with bass and I think extra keys too. Luther's voice haunts the proceedings, and this track stands out as a personal highlight of the album. Mary J. Blige ft. Mos Def & Talib Kweli : Beautiful (Blackstar Remix) A great extra track from the 12" of "More Than I Can Say", with Mos Def and Talib Kweli adding a bonus to the headline-worthy vocals of the great Mary J. Jam and Lewis are credited as the main producers, with Hi-Tek on the boards for the smooth grooves of the remix. Recording-wise though, there is a little distortion on this - and having had a go at digitising it twice, I think it's part of the pressing. If you can excuse that, the 1999 12" is currently available at very reasonable second-hand prices, so don't miss out on this. [Kev Brown] MindsOne : Equinox (Instrumental) Kev Brown, the bassline master, the groove specialist, the pride of Landover, Maryland. Here he is with an instrumental from the 2014 "Pillars" EP, a collaboration with the North Carolina crew MindsOne, building the track around a nicely-chopped piano sample, then adding a bassline that interplays with it, and a simple (sounding) but effective drum track. "Pillars" is one of those welcome releases where there's a full set of instrumentals included, so definitely one for the beat heads. Busta Rhymes & J Dilla : Back Pain, Chest Pain, Head Pain Not a meditation on life in your forties, but a straight thumper from the brand new "Dillagence II" album - the latest from Busta Rhymes, soundtracked by beats left to him personally by the late great J Dilla. That famous Mantronix siren sample is the little signature and warning, and then Busta stomps straight through on a track that showcases a different facet of Dilla's range to the chilled, loose-feel style that so many people have tried to take and run with. It's not Busta's most sharply lyrical performance by any means, but his aggressive energy matches the instrumental. Clear Soul Forces : Blow Ya Mind This doesn't sample the track I'm thinking of, but it feels very much like the banquet theme from "Enter The Dragon", chopped and blended with highly-fortified drums - a level of ruggedness required to balance out the lyrical onsalught of CSF! Nameless on the beat, and the whole crew on the mic, this is a banger from their 2015 "Fab 5ive" album that represents that era of Detroit in fine style. Semi Six : Luxuries Back-to-back Detroit, with the title track from the brand new "Luxuries" EP by my man Semi Six. How much do you value luxuries? How far would you go to get and keep them? It's all here in this heavy track, produced by Nigerian boardsmith Buharee Black, who handles the beats for the whole project. Buharee brings in a dramatic, piano-laden boom-bap track and Semi brings the heat - no hook, just a stream of bars upon bars. Organized Konfusion : Thirteen An old favourite, and not just because of the title! This killer from 1994's "Stress : The Extinction Agenda" sees Pharoahe Monch going solo on the mic for three strong verses. Elite level bars, with lots of playing with flows and tone as well, and the Buckwild beat makes this an album cut classic. This was the second LP from OK, and one that laughed in the face of the dreaded sophomore jinx - seek it out for a listen if you've never heard it. DJ Epik : Criminology (DJ Epik Remix Instrumental) Philosophical question - if you remix a track with an all-new beat and then drop the vocals, do you just call it something new? In all seriousness though, dope work from Sacramento's DJ Epik, whose Bandcamp is well worth following for some great singles and remixes! Blu & Sndtrak : Jesus You're probably more familiar with the combination of Blu and Exile, who have done incredibly strong work together, but this release was a welcome surprise! Sndtrak is an absolute beast of a young producer who, while best known for his exceptional sample-flipping work presented in instrumental form, shows here that he can take an MC to the next level. The ten-track "LA" is exactly what the name suggests, an unapologetically Los Angeles album in all ways, with some beats we've heard on flip tapes before while others sound brand new - I think this is one. This church-music-sampling closer thumps at a menacing low tempo while Blu's vision of Jesus coming to Earth in modern day Cali is reminiscent of the "Black Jesus" series, but goes deeper. The Joe Biden reference possibly indicates that these lyrics might have been written a while ago; if they were more contemporaneous, we might be talking about the current situation bringing on wrecked markets, chasing with whips, and the rest... Dilated Peoples : Back Again Before the era of the drumless beats, The Alchemist was providing beats with this kind of sharp-edged sonic character to some of the best artists in the culture, and he hit Dilated with a good one here! This specific recording is from a 12" single release but the track was a single from the 20/20 album - one which kind of passed me by at the time of release in 2006 but really should get a proper listen twenty years later... The MCing is quality as always, and of course the third member of the group, DJ Babu (who invented the word "turntablist") seasons it up nicely with his cuts. One extra touch which will always make this track memorable for me is the pull-up and rewind off the back of Evidence's first two bars - great execution to emphasise his reversal of a famous Diddy line. Ghostface Killah ft. Raekwon, Method Man, and GZA : The Trial With roughly 50% of the Wu on this cut, you know you're in for a treat! "Supreme Clientele 2" was a welcome surprise as part of the recent "Legend Has It" series of releases, and this deep album cut was one of the best tracks. Method Man is the judge in this case, with the other MCs giving testimony and filling out the courtroom scene with their verses, GZA's uninterrupted closing verse (statement?) being the highlight. RoadsArt comes with a heavy, somewhat gloomy beat to carry the gravity, rounding out a track that demonstrates once again that actual writing is still important. Da Flyy Hooligan : SAAB '98 I do wish I'd bought a Saab before they went out of the car business! Nevertheless, Hooli gives us some precision vibes on this track from his second release of the year, the eleven-track, luxury-flavoured "Today's Agenda" album. The bars are delivered in a package of smooth instrumentation and crisp, tight drum programming with some nice rolls to add a little extra flourish. If you're not already on board, this North London representative is an artist to check if you want lyrics for the headphones and beats for the ride. Mitch Murder : Bayshore Connect I became aware of Mitch Murder through his bread and butter, the synthwave/80s vibe that he's a leader in, but he's got a very nice recent sideline in this kind of clean, airy drum & bass. I don't know if the vocals were recorded for this track, or imported and manipulated here, but the processing of the vocalist and the added effects make for interesting extra feel. Pick up this smooth, beautiful track from last year's "Hurricane" single/EP - or treat yourself and buy the whole thing! 4am Kru : High Time We end the show with more D&B, this time leaning on a sample/interpolation of a classic I won't mention here, just in case... 4am Kru was a new name to me who I assumed was an artist with a much longer history, but is actually a duo from the modern day influenced by the old-school jungle flavours! Forming in 2019, this London duo have by all accounts being coming with heat, including one album and a raft of singles and EPs - as well as energetic live shows. This track blends the classic sped-up break jungle style with a vocal sample from Memphis' Gangsta Pat's 1995 track "I Wanna Smoke", not an obvious choice but a great one. Even if, like me, you're not a smoker, you might find yourself humming along to this one as you go about your day... Please remember to support the artists you like! The purpose of putting the podcast out and providing the full tracklist is to try and give some light, so do use the songs on each episode as a starting point to search out more material. If you have Spotify in your country it's a great way to explore, but otherwise there's always Youtube and the like. Seeing your favourite artists live is the best way to put money in their pockets, and buy the vinyl/CDs/downloads of the stuff you like the most!]]> "Taking selfies while the world burns..." - Konny Kon The title is the only way to describe putting this episode together! The headphone monitoring on my mixer is broken, and I can't get any service centres to respond to my emails (are they scared of money?), and then the machine where I usually run my Serato DJ software decided we weren't friends anymore. I've hopefully delivered an episode not too rough around the edges, with a good number of brand new/very recent releases alongside some album cuts and remixes you can now flex about knowing 😁 Mastodon : @airadam@mastodon.me.uk Twitch : @airadam13 Playlist/Notes Mega Ran ft. Del Tha Funkee Homosapien : Box And One "Live '95" is the kind of basketball-themed release that was perfect for a Hip-Hop and hoops head like me. Philadelphia (Mega Ran) and California (Del) come together for a real bar exam, no hook, with references piled upon references like a librarian's book trolley. DJ DN3 provides the beat, as he does on most of the album, and it'll have your shoulders moving and your head nodding! Oh, and for those that don't know, a "box and one" is a specific (some say gimmicky) defensive strategy in basketball intended to slow down an opposing star and force their teammates to score instead #KnowBall Exile : Heavens Gates Just so you know, the apostrophe is missing in the original title 😁 Anyway, the Los Angeles MPC master Exile released this instrumental on his 2019 contribution to the "Baker's Dozen" series, and it's a standout. Gospel provides the sample source and he turns the sample inside out in an unsettling way with a skittering hi-hat line running alongside an organic-feeling kick and snare. This beat was originally released back in 2006 as the music for "Pearly Gates" by Mobb Deep - very dope track, but if you have delicate religious sensibilities, do not listen to Prodigy's closing verse! Children Of Zeus : As The World Burns We kick the first mix off with the title track from the big release of the month, the latest LP from Children of Zeus! While Tyler Daley's smooth tones build the hook, the meat of the song has both he and Konny Kon in full MC mode, running down the state of the Zeus nation over a chunky beat produced by Cre8, Styles Davis, Forestxfire and Orenji Soul. The world might well be burning down, but at least we have a quality soundtrack to watch the bonfire! Sway : On My Own It was a real shock to hear of the passing of Sway (Derek Dasafo) this month, an artist who blazed a trail independently in UK Hip-Hop and truly deserved his flowers. This track is taken from his debut LP "This Is My Demo", and he tells the tale of his struggle - from childhood, through to choosing music as his career path and trying to make his mark. With vocalist Nate James adding the sung chorus as a breather between two serious verses, this is a testament from an independent spirit. May he rest peacefully. Tall Black Guy : Believe In Me TBG is back with another collection of mind-bendind sample flips, the "Black Vandross Suite" project. This spacey, polished track gives you the rhythmic feel of something like Slum Village's "Tainted" while folding in samples from a classic Luther Vandross number, before elevating the combination even further with bass and I think extra keys too. Luther's voice haunts the proceedings, and this track stands out as a personal highlight of the album. Mary J. Blige ft. Mos Def & Talib Kweli : Beautiful (Blackstar Remix) A great extra track from the 12" of "More Than I Can Say", with Mos Def and Talib Kweli adding a bonus to the headline-worthy vocals of the great Mary J. Jam and Lewis are credited as the main producers, with Hi-Tek on the boards for the smooth grooves of the remix. Recording-wise though, there is a little distortion on this - and having had a go at digitising it twice, I think it's part of the pressing. If you can excuse that, the 1999 12" is currently available at very reasonable second-hand prices, so don't miss out on this. [Kev Brown] MindsOne : Equinox (Instrumental) Kev Brown, the bassline master, the groove specialist, the pride of Landover, Maryland. Here he is with an instrumental from the 2014 "Pillars" EP, a collaboration with the North Carolina crew MindsOne, building the track around a nicely-chopped piano sample, then adding a bassline that interplays with it, and a simple (sounding) but effective drum track. "Pillars" is one of those welcome releases where there's a full set of instrumentals included, so definitely one for the beat heads. Busta Rhymes & J Dilla : Back Pain, Chest Pain, Head Pain Not a meditation on life in your forties, but a straight thumper from the brand new "Dillagence II" album - the latest from Busta Rhymes, soundtracked by beats left to him personally by the late great J Dilla. That famous Mantronix siren sample is the little signature and warning, and then Busta stomps straight through on a track that showcases a different facet of Dilla's range to the chilled, loose-feel style that so many people have tried to take and run with. It's not Busta's most sharply lyrical performance by any means, but his aggressive energy matches the instrumental. Clear Soul Forces : Blow Ya Mind This doesn't sample the track I'm thinking of, but it feels very much like the banquet theme from "Enter The Dragon", chopped and blended with highly-fortified drums - a level of ruggedness required to balance out the lyrical onsalught of CSF! Nameless on the beat, and the whole crew on the mic, this is a banger from their 2015 "Fab 5ive" album that represents that era of Detroit in fine style. Semi Six : Luxuries Back-to-back Detroit, with the title track from the brand new "Luxuries" EP by my man Semi Six. How much do you value luxuries? How far would you go to get and keep them? It's all here in this heavy track, produced by Nigerian boardsmith Buharee Black, who handles the beats for the whole project. Buharee brings in a dramatic, piano-laden boom-bap track and Semi brings the heat - no hook, just a stream of bars upon bars. Organized Konfusion : Thirteen An old favourite, and not just because of the title! This killer from 1994's "Stress : The Extinction Agenda" sees Pharoahe Monch going solo on the mic for three strong verses. Elite level bars, with lots of playing with flows and tone as well, and the Buckwild beat makes this an album cut classic. This was the second LP from OK, and one that laughed in the face of the dreaded sophomore jinx - seek it out for a listen if you've never heard it. DJ Epik : Criminology (DJ Epik Remix Instrumental) Philosophical question - if you remix a track with an all-new beat and then drop the vocals, do you just call it something new? In all seriousness though, dope work from Sacramento's DJ Epik, whose Bandcamp is well worth following for some great singles and remixes! Blu & Sndtrak : Jesus You're probably more familiar with the combination of Blu and Exile, who have done incredibly strong work together, but this release was a welcome surprise! Sndtrak is an absolute beast of a young producer who, while best known for his exceptional sample-flipping work presented in instrumental form, shows here that he can take an MC to the next level. The ten-track "LA" is exactly what the name suggests, an unapologetically Los Angeles album in all ways, with some beats we've heard on flip tapes before while others sound brand new - I think this is one. This church-music-sampling closer thumps at a menacing low tempo while Blu's vision of Jesus coming to Earth in modern day Cali is reminiscent of the "Black Jesus" series, but goes deeper. The Joe Biden reference possibly indicates that these lyrics might have been written a while ago; if they were more contemporaneous, we might be talking about the current situation bringing on wrecked markets, chasing with whips, and the rest... Dilated Peoples : Back Again Before the era of the drumless beats, The Alchemist was providing beats with this kind of sharp-edged sonic character to some of the best artists in the culture, and he hit Dilated with a good one here! This specific recording is from a 12" single release but the track was a single from the 20/20 album - one which kind of passed me by at the time of release in 2006 but really should get a proper listen twenty years later... The MCing is quality as always, and of course the third member of the group, DJ Babu (who invented the word "turntablist") seasons it up nicely with his cuts. One extra touch which will always make this track memorable for me is the pull-up and rewind off the back of Evidence's first two bars - great execution to emphasise his reversal of a famous Diddy line. Ghostface Killah ft. Raekwon, Method Man, and GZA : The Trial With roughly 50% of the Wu on this cut, you know you're in for a treat! "Supreme Clientele 2" was a welcome surprise as part of the recent "Legend Has It" series of releases, and this deep album cut was one of the best tracks. Method Man is the judge in this case, with the other MCs giving testimony and filling out the courtroom scene with their verses, GZA's uninterrupted closing verse (statement?) being the highlight. RoadsArt comes with a heavy, somewhat gloomy beat to carry the gravity, rounding out a track that demonstrates once again that actual writing is still important. Da Flyy Hooligan : SAAB '98 I do wish I'd bought a Saab before they went out of the car business! Nevertheless, Hooli gives us some precision vibes on this track from his second release of the year, the eleven-track, luxury-flavoured "Today's Agenda" album. The bars are delivered in a package of smooth instrumentation and crisp, tight drum programming with some nice rolls to add a little extra flourish. If you're not already on board, this North London representative is an artist to check if you want lyrics for the headphones and beats for the ride. Mitch Murder : Bayshore Connect I became aware of Mitch Murder through his bread and butter, the synthwave/80s vibe that he's a leader in, but he's got a very nice recent sideline in this kind of clean, airy drum & bass. I don't know if the vocals were recorded for this track, or imported and manipulated here, but the processing of the vocalist and the added effects make for interesting extra feel. Pick up this smooth, beautiful track from last year's "Hurricane" single/EP - or treat yourself and buy the whole thing! 4am Kru : High Time We end the show with more D&B, this time leaning on a sample/interpolation of a classic I won't mention here, just in case... 4am Kru was a new name to me who I assumed was an artist with a much longer history, but is actually a duo from the modern day influenced by the old-school jungle flavours! Forming in 2019, this London duo have by all accounts being coming with heat, including one album and a raft of singles and EPs - as well as energetic live shows. This track blends the classic sped-up break jungle style with a vocal sample from Memphis' Gangsta Pat's 1995 track "I Wanna Smoke", not an obvious choice but a great one. Even if, like me, you're not a smoker, you might find yourself humming along to this one as you go about your day... Please remember to support the artists you like! The purpose of putting the podcast out and providing the full tracklist is to try and give some light, so do use the songs on each episode as a starting point to search out more material. If you have Spotify in your country it's a great way to explore, but otherwise there's always Youtube and the like. Seeing your favourite artists live is the best way to put money in their pockets, and buy the vinyl/CDs/downloads of the stuff you like the most!]]> 56:21 true full 42931632 2026-09-30T15:50:04Z Episode 207 : Kickin' Back Episode 207 : Kickin' Back Sun, 30 Aug 2026 11:00:00 +0000 "...we gon' act like we on vacation, with this on rotation." - Nas This episode was a challenge - I needed to get the audio recorded before going off on a beautiful honeymoon/anniversary trip with Dr. Lisa, which meant I had to work fast! Now that I'm back, I've been able to use a photo I took on the trip for some appropriate cover art for an episode that in the main is in that cruising/vibing/grooving lane. If any of these tracks are new to you, I get the feeling at least one will stick in your head over the coming weeks... Mastodon : @airadam@mastodon.me.uk Twitch : @airadam13 Playlist/Notes Jak D, Craig G, Sean Price, and Large Pro : Why You Wanna Do That? You didn't bring in the late Sean P for your light and polished beats, he was someone who got the call for blessing the crunchier, more traditional production. This track falls between the two, and is from one of those super-underground 12"s that make up the distinctive parts of a DJ's collection. The unmistakable Large Pro is the first voice you hear among this set of respected NYC MCs, and he supplies the low-key bouncy production too. Ilajide : Nubian Lady Serious bassline action from Detroit's own Ilajide, taken from the "Latex" LP. This funk disciple was of course the producer for Clear Soul Forces, and has worked with artists like Semi Six, but I'd love to hear even more MCs taking on his beats!  Kokane : Out Of My Mind We enter the first mix on a romantic tip, with a G-Funk lean, courtesy of Pomona's Kokane - a man you may have heard here and there alongside more mainstream rappers, but who has a long catalogue and storied career in his own right. Here he shows that his singing isn't limited to just the occasional hook, as he carries the whole track in his inimitable style and over his own production. This is the highlight of "Lady Kokane Presents Kokane Love Songs" for me, but far from the only quality track. Anthony Danza ft. B-Legit, J. Stalin, and Bosko : Nobody Mobbin Heading up the coast to the Pacific Northwest, we land in Seattle for an album cut from the brand new Anthony Danza release "Highway Lifestyle". Of course you recognise the hook, flipping a Chaka Khan classic, before the bright, grooving Church Santana beat even fully kicks in. Once we're up to speed, Danza slays the opening verse before yielding the floor to his guests - with foundational "mob music" MC B-Legit of The Click being an especially welcome inclusion. Plus, you can never go wrong with adding a bit of talkbox (not Autotune!) Kurupt, DJ Battlecat, and Butch Cassidy : West Coast Muzik Ain't that the truth? Quintessential Cali funk right here. Kurupt of Tha Dogg Pound has just released a full album ("Tales From My Hood") with production legend DJ Battlecat, re-uniting a duo who have a history going back at least as far as Kurupt's solo debut back in 1995. With this being released on Death Row Records, we basically time travel back to the 90s for a few minutes, as Kurupt and then veteran MC/singer Butch Cassidy represent their side over a bouncy, sunny beat that, together with its underlying toughness, strongly reflects the place it comes from. Moon Riders : The Galaxy Who'd have thought Italy would be the home of a producer on a mission to keep that 80s synth-bassed, talkbox funk alive? Ivan Makvel, half of Moon Riders, is also the owner of The Sleepers Recordz, and a devotee of that sound. On "The Boogie Diaries" he combines with fellow astronaut Esko Boogie to take all those vintage influences and fold them into a collection of modern funk dopeness, with this track being a prime example. Heavy synth bass, talkbox lead vocal, handclaps in place of a snare, it's all there! Onra : Moving The Parisian Onra is a producer who was on the 80s/boogie tip way before most, and here he takes a nice 1983 record and keeps it recognisable while dropping the speed and putting his own swing on the added drums. The full track is only about two and a half minutes long, but absolutely earns its place on the 2010 "Long Distance" LP. The album is an expensive one these days, at least partially because it's not available for digital purchase or streaming - so if you see a copy for anything like a reasonable price, pick it up as it'll likely be a while, if ever, before you see another! AZ : Fresh Water Mr. Quiet Money returned this year with the third entry in his "Doe Or Die" series, that started way back in 1995. AZ gets outrageously fly over two strong verses here - I could have done without the interlude between the two, but then that's just my preference. Bink does a great job on the boards, with what sounds like a sped-up soul sample being pounded into submission by big, booming drums that AZ simply glides over. This is the sound of an MC who hasn't lost a single step in over thirty years. Nas : You Wouldn't Understand "Life Is Good" seems like a relatively-recent release, but is actually a 2012 release - how the time has flown! Nas' tenth album was of course headlines by the mighty "The Don", but this smoothly-produced cut quietly holds down its spot. The Eighties-infused production from Buckwild of DITC provides the bedding for Nas to express the uniqueness of his life, while Victoria Monét provides the sweetly-sung hook that helps bring it all together. Go back and check the whole album sometime, the deluxe edition ideally. DJ.Fresh : Sugarfoot This track channels strong Ohio flavour via California, with Oakland/LA producer DJ.Fresh for a mostly-instrumental ride. The "Zapp & Roger Refreshed" project is a collection of tracks flipping and reworking the work of the late great Roger Troutman, and this samples something I didn't even know existed! Leroy "Sugarfoot" Bonner of the Ohio Players released a solo LP "Sugar Kiss" in 1985 which was produced by Roger, recorded at Troutman Sound Labs, and which needs to be chased down and added to my crates :) BusCrates ft. Lailah Reich : Gotta Get Back The Pittsburgh synth boss continues the funky thread, with the guitar licking crazy and the bassline warm and enveloping. Late-night lounge vibes from the "Altitude" album from last year, with Lailah Reich adding a cool, assured vocal performance. If you like this kind of music at all, I think it's impossible not to enjoy the LP. Nicolay : Players' Ball For those who don't know, Nicolay came onto the scene from The Netherlands in the early 2000s via his work with Little Brother, and Phonte in particular - the duo formed the much-loved duo The Foreign Exchange. While those releases were lauded and popular amongst those in the know, there was a lot of material that didn't see the light of day...until now! "Nice Chops - The Dutch Schultz Tapes 2004-2008" is pretty much what the name suggests - previously unreleased material from the 2004-2008 period, remastered for a 2020s release. A breezy beat like this one could easily have made a great album cut with vocalists on it, but here we have the mind of the producer in its undiluted form. LE$ : Nothin New LE$ continues to be one of the most prolific artists of the modern era, with the "Reset" LP that features this track being his fifth release of the year - and at the time of writing, he's released another! This is driving music, bonus if you're in a convertible, with a tempo and a smoothness that makes you want to cruise slow rather than put your foot down. The youngster Luka Burr holds it down on production, and LE$ continues to deliver his trademark style - staying in his lane, as it were, to give his fans what they came for! Dewey da Don & Novacain : Takes Two Gangsta meets player vibes on this new single, as the Kansas City (Missouri) rapper Dewey da Don, an MC new to me, connects with hometown comrade Novacain. Downtempo, clean, and funky in its execution, both MCs come with subdued flows to match, and the voice in the hook sounds almost ghostly - a result of how it was mixed as much as the delivery. If you're someone who insists on higher tempos or more animated deliveries, then this might not be for you, but for the rest of us...volume up! Mecca:83 : AllNite Mecca's 2024 "Quiet Storm" beat tape was a masterwork, a producer's love letter to 80s and 90s R&B/Quiet Storm music that spanned fifteen tracks of smooth goodness. The rhythm on this is chunkier and looser than the tune sampled for the melody, and makes for a satisfying union. Mya ft. Lloyd Banks : Why You Gotta Look So Good? The rhythm pounds and stalks while the keyboards bubble on this one! Rockwilder comes over to the R&B side to produce a track for the one and only Mya for her "Moodring" LP, which she takes on skilfully. Unlike Paul Cain on the remix of "Don't You Forget It", the guest MC here sounds like a piece of work because that's the picture the whole song is supposed to paint - rather than spectacularly missing the point. Either way, she definitely needs to leave this guy! Beatology Beatz (?) : Freaky Just a little instrumental breather from the "Beatology Beatz" collection with all the synth action that might remind you of that second-ish wave of G-Funk in the mid-90s - despite this being a 2006 release. The question mark is due to this also being credited to DJ Stealth on at least one version on iTunes - so I'm not sure if I've got the artist 100% correct here! Blak Twang : For The Summa Finishing back in the UK, we take it down to London for a selection from the fifth (and currently final) Blak Twang LP, "Speaking From Xperience". Silvastone Beats on production gives us a track which, when placed at the end of the show, makes for a nice wind-down. This feels like the British, more underground, slightly rougher-edged take on DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince's "Summertime", and an appropriate one to end on - even if plenty of people have spent our summer dodging the intense heat! Please remember to support the artists you like! The purpose of putting the podcast out and providing the full tracklist is to try and give some light, so do use the songs on each episode as a starting point to search out more material. If you have Spotify in your country it's a great way to explore, but otherwise there's always Youtube and the like. Seeing your favourite artists live is the best way to put money in their pockets, and buy the vinyl/CDs/downloads of the stuff you like the most!]]> "...we gon' act like we on vacation, with this on rotation." - Nas This episode was a challenge - I needed to get the audio recorded before going off on a beautiful honeymoon/anniversary trip with Dr. Lisa, which meant I had to work fast! Now that I'm back, I've been able to use a photo I took on the trip for some appropriate cover art for an episode that in the main is in that cruising/vibing/grooving lane. If any of these tracks are new to you, I get the feeling at least one will stick in your head over the coming weeks... Mastodon : @airadam@mastodon.me.uk Twitch : @airadam13 Playlist/Notes Jak D, Craig G, Sean Price, and Large Pro : Why You Wanna Do That? You didn't bring in the late Sean P for your light and polished beats, he was someone who got the call for blessing the crunchier, more traditional production. This track falls between the two, and is from one of those super-underground 12"s that make up the distinctive parts of a DJ's collection. The unmistakable Large Pro is the first voice you hear among this set of respected NYC MCs, and he supplies the low-key bouncy production too. Ilajide : Nubian Lady Serious bassline action from Detroit's own Ilajide, taken from the "Latex" LP. This funk disciple was of course the producer for Clear Soul Forces, and has worked with artists like Semi Six, but I'd love to hear even more MCs taking on his beats! Kokane : Out Of My Mind We enter the first mix on a romantic tip, with a G-Funk lean, courtesy of Pomona's Kokane - a man you may have heard here and there alongside more mainstream rappers, but who has a long catalogue and storied career in his own right. Here he shows that his singing isn't limited to just the occasional hook, as he carries the whole track in his inimitable style and over his own production. This is the highlight of "Lady Kokane Presents Kokane Love Songs" for me, but far from the only quality track. Anthony Danza ft. B-Legit, J. Stalin, and Bosko : Nobody Mobbin Heading up the coast to the Pacific Northwest, we land in Seattle for an album cut from the brand new Anthony Danza release "Highway Lifestyle". Of course you recognise the hook, flipping a Chaka Khan classic, before the bright, grooving Church Santana beat even fully kicks in. Once we're up to speed, Danza slays the opening verse before yielding the floor to his guests - with foundational "mob music" MC B-Legit of The Click being an especially welcome inclusion. Plus, you can never go wrong with adding a bit of talkbox (not Autotune!) Kurupt, DJ Battlecat, and Butch Cassidy : West Coast Muzik Ain't that the truth? Quintessential Cali funk right here. Kurupt of Tha Dogg Pound has just released a full album ("Tales From My Hood") with production legend DJ Battlecat, re-uniting a duo who have a history going back at least as far as Kurupt's solo debut back in 1995. With this being released on Death Row Records, we basically time travel back to the 90s for a few minutes, as Kurupt and then veteran MC/singer Butch Cassidy represent their side over a bouncy, sunny beat that, together with its underlying toughness, strongly reflects the place it comes from. Moon Riders : The Galaxy Who'd have thought Italy would be the home of a producer on a mission to keep that 80s synth-bassed, talkbox funk alive? Ivan Makvel, half of Moon Riders, is also the owner of The Sleepers Recordz, and a devotee of that sound. On "The Boogie Diaries" he combines with fellow astronaut Esko Boogie to take all those vintage influences and fold them into a collection of modern funk dopeness, with this track being a prime example. Heavy synth bass, talkbox lead vocal, handclaps in place of a snare, it's all there! Onra : Moving The Parisian Onra is a producer who was on the 80s/boogie tip way before most, and here he takes a nice 1983 record and keeps it recognisable while dropping the speed and putting his own swing on the added drums. The full track is only about two and a half minutes long, but absolutely earns its place on the 2010 "Long Distance" LP. The album is an expensive one these days, at least partially because it's not available for digital purchase or streaming - so if you see a copy for anything like a reasonable price, pick it up as it'll likely be a while, if ever, before you see another! AZ : Fresh Water Mr. Quiet Money returned this year with the third entry in his "Doe Or Die" series, that started way back in 1995. AZ gets outrageously fly over two strong verses here - I could have done without the interlude between the two, but then that's just my preference. Bink does a great job on the boards, with what sounds like a sped-up soul sample being pounded into submission by big, booming drums that AZ simply glides over. This is the sound of an MC who hasn't lost a single step in over thirty years. Nas : You Wouldn't Understand "Life Is Good" seems like a relatively-recent release, but is actually a 2012 release - how the time has flown! Nas' tenth album was of course headlines by the mighty "The Don", but this smoothly-produced cut quietly holds down its spot. The Eighties-infused production from Buckwild of DITC provides the bedding for Nas to express the uniqueness of his life, while Victoria Monét provides the sweetly-sung hook that helps bring it all together. Go back and check the whole album sometime, the deluxe edition ideally. DJ.Fresh : Sugarfoot This track channels strong Ohio flavour via California, with Oakland/LA producer DJ.Fresh for a mostly-instrumental ride. The "Zapp & Roger Refreshed" project is a collection of tracks flipping and reworking the work of the late great Roger Troutman, and this samples something I didn't even know existed! Leroy "Sugarfoot" Bonner of the Ohio Players released a solo LP "Sugar Kiss" in 1985 which was produced by Roger, recorded at Troutman Sound Labs, and which needs to be chased down and added to my crates :) BusCrates ft. Lailah Reich : Gotta Get Back The Pittsburgh synth boss continues the funky thread, with the guitar licking crazy and the bassline warm and enveloping. Late-night lounge vibes from the "Altitude" album from last year, with Lailah Reich adding a cool, assured vocal performance. If you like this kind of music at all, I think it's impossible not to enjoy the LP. Nicolay : Players' Ball For those who don't know, Nicolay came onto the scene from The Netherlands in the early 2000s via his work with Little Brother, and Phonte in particular - the duo formed the much-loved duo The Foreign Exchange. While those releases were lauded and popular amongst those in the know, there was a lot of material that didn't see the light of day...until now! "Nice Chops - The Dutch Schultz Tapes 2004-2008" is pretty much what the name suggests - previously unreleased material from the 2004-2008 period, remastered for a 2020s release. A breezy beat like this one could easily have made a great album cut with vocalists on it, but here we have the mind of the producer in its undiluted form. LE$ : Nothin New LE$ continues to be one of the most prolific artists of the modern era, with the "Reset" LP that features this track being his fifth release of the year - and at the time of writing, he's released another! This is driving music, bonus if you're in a convertible, with a tempo and a smoothness that makes you want to cruise slow rather than put your foot down. The youngster Luka Burr holds it down on production, and LE$ continues to deliver his trademark style - staying in his lane, as it were, to give his fans what they came for! Dewey da Don & Novacain : Takes Two Gangsta meets player vibes on this new single, as the Kansas City (Missouri) rapper Dewey da Don, an MC new to me, connects with hometown comrade Novacain. Downtempo, clean, and funky in its execution, both MCs come with subdued flows to match, and the voice in the hook sounds almost ghostly - a result of how it was mixed as much as the delivery. If you're someone who insists on higher tempos or more animated deliveries, then this might not be for you, but for the rest of us...volume up! Mecca:83 : AllNite Mecca's 2024 "Quiet Storm" beat tape was a masterwork, a producer's love letter to 80s and 90s R&B/Quiet Storm music that spanned fifteen tracks of smooth goodness. The rhythm on this is chunkier and looser than the tune sampled for the melody, and makes for a satisfying union. Mya ft. Lloyd Banks : Why You Gotta Look So Good? The rhythm pounds and stalks while the keyboards bubble on this one! Rockwilder comes over to the R&B side to produce a track for the one and only Mya for her "Moodring" LP, which she takes on skilfully. Unlike Paul Cain on the remix of "Don't You Forget It", the guest MC here sounds like a piece of work because that's the picture the whole song is supposed to paint - rather than spectacularly missing the point. Either way, she definitely needs to leave this guy! Beatology Beatz (?) : Freaky Just a little instrumental breather from the "Beatology Beatz" collection with all the synth action that might remind you of that second-ish wave of G-Funk in the mid-90s - despite this being a 2006 release. The question mark is due to this also being credited to DJ Stealth on at least one version on iTunes - so I'm not sure if I've got the artist 100% correct here! Blak Twang : For The Summa Finishing back in the UK, we take it down to London for a selection from the fifth (and currently final) Blak Twang LP, "Speaking From Xperience". Silvastone Beats on production gives us a track which, when placed at the end of the show, makes for a nice wind-down. This feels like the British, more underground, slightly rougher-edged take on DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince's "Summertime", and an appropriate one to end on - even if plenty of people have spent our summer dodging the intense heat! Please remember to support the artists you like! The purpose of putting the podcast out and providing the full tracklist is to try and give some light, so do use the songs on each episode as a starting point to search out more material. If you have Spotify in your country it's a great way to explore, but otherwise there's always Youtube and the like. Seeing your favourite artists live is the best way to put money in their pockets, and buy the vinyl/CDs/downloads of the stuff you like the most!]]> 51:01 true full 42305865 2026-09-01T00:01:32Z Episode 206 : Light Switches Episode 206 : Light Switches Wed, 29 Jul 2026 14:00:00 +0000 "Somewhere between unc and old head" - Agu We come to the end of a hot July with some equally hot selections, including new Children Of Zeus, a dancehall killer that'll stick in your head, and some tracks you'll never find on the streaming platforms! We begin with a tribute to classic gaming and end with a tribute to two classic records... Mastodon : @airadam@mastodon.me.uk Twitch : @airadam13 Playlist/Notes Mega Ran & Richie Branson : Super Nintendo Sega Genesis (Remix) One for the gamers to start things off, with a newly-released remix of a 2012 track from the deluxe version of the Richie Branson release "The Ghouls 'n Ghosts EP". With he and Mega Ran in combination, there's no-one better to take that sample from Biggie Smalls' "Juicy" and spin it out into a whole track about the magic of the 16-bit era. You can play a lot of the games on emulators now, but it was truly special to live through that time! Playing NBA Live 95, listening to Wu-Tang...memories. [Peanut Butter Wolf] Rasco : Hip-Hop Essentials (Instrumental) That crusty sound isn't a sign that my vinyl isn't well cared-for - it's part of the record itself! Stones Throw label head and veteran crate digger PBW is on the boa


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AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes Les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes Tue, 02 Jun 2026 12:30:38 +0000 fr-FR hourly 1 /wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cropped-cropped-AJPro_logo_header-1-32x32.png AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes 32 32 Environnement, IA, sécurité en manif’… Bientôt la Summer school 2026 /environnement-ia-securite-en-manif-bientot-la-summer-school-2026/ Mon, 01 Jun 2026 11:21:03 +0000 /?p=5915 Cette année, l’AJP vous propose trois parcours de formations thématiques, du 18 au 20 août 2026, toujours (et pour la dernière fois) dans le cadre champêtre du Domaine du Chant d’Oiseau, à Bruxelles. Comment ça marche ? Vous pouvez vous inscrire à chaque formation à la carte ou à un parcours complet de trois jours, en […] The post Environnement, IA, sécurité en manif’… Bientôt la Summer school 2026 first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> Cette année, l’AJP vous propose trois parcours de formations thématiques, du 18 au 20 août 2026, toujours (et pour la dernière fois) dans le cadre champêtre du Domaine du Chant d’Oiseau, à Bruxelles. Comment ça marche ? Vous pouvez vous inscrire à chaque formation à la carte ou à un parcours complet de trois jours, en formule résidentielle (logement, repas) ou non (sans logement). Quelle que soit la formule, nous veillons à maintenir des prix accessibles. Les trois parcours à la loupe Parcours Environnement 18 et 19/08 – Climat, biodiversité : comment informer ? Avec Sarah Frères (2 jours) 20/08 – L’environnement, concrètement ? Santé, logement… Avec François Boueyrie Trois jours pour se former et mieux informer sur les enjeux environnementaux. La première formation (2 jours) vous donnera les bases pour maîtriser quelques concepts clés et interroger la couverture médiatique, notamment. La seconde (1 jour) abordera l’environnement sous l’angle de sujets concrets et proches de nous : santé, économie et logement. Parcours Intelligence artificielle 18 et 19/08 – Maîtrise du prompt engineering Avec David Grunewald (2 jours) 20/08 – NotebookLM et Pinpoint Avec Caroline Lotfi Trois jours pour découvrir des outils de l’IA génératives utiles aux journalistes. Deux jours pour maitriser le prompting engineering (ChatGPT, Perplexity…) et un jour pour explorer en profondeur deux assistants de recherche performants : NotebookLM et Pinpoint. Parcours Carrière 18/08 – Se lancer comme pigiste Avec Jil Theunissen 19/08 – Le reportage en zone de guerre Avec Wilson Fache 20/08 am – La sécurité des journalistes en manif’ Avec la zone de police de BXL Ixelles 20/08 pm – Vos droits face à la police Avec la Ligue des droits humains & C. Carpentier Trois jours pour renforcer la profession. Le premier jour, les infos incontournables pour gérer votre activité d’indépendant·e et deux jours axés sur la sécurité : un jour sur le reportage en zone de guerre et le dernier, sur la sécurité des journalistes en manif’.The post Environnement, IA, sécurité en manif’… Bientôt la Summer school 2026 first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> En 2026, renforcer le cœur du métier /en-2026-renforcer-le-coeur-du-metier/ Tue, 06 Jan 2026 09:44:57 +0000 /?p=5698 Revenir au cœur du métier de journaliste : défendre une information de qualité, vérifiée, une démarche où le savoir-faire humain reste la principale plus-value, en s’appuyant sur divers outils. Au programme du premier semestre 2026, vous trouverez une trentaine de formations pour améliorer votre sécurité informatique, intégrer des techniques de négociation, maîtriser les ingrédients d’un bon […] The post En 2026, renforcer le cœur du métier first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> Revenir au cœur du métier de journaliste : défendre une information de qualité, vérifiée, une démarche où le savoir-faire humain reste la principale plus-value, en s’appuyant sur divers outils. Au programme du premier semestre 2026, vous trouverez une trentaine de formations pour améliorer votre sécurité informatique, intégrer des techniques de négociation, maîtriser les ingrédients d’un bon reportage TV, utiliser l’IA avec discernement en tant que rédacteur·rice, créer des reels pertinents… Ces formations, courtes (1 ou 2 jour(s), une ½  journée), sont autant d’occasions de rencontrer des formateur·rices expérimenté·es qui vous partageront leurs expertises, leurs ressources et vous aideront à tracer votre chemin parmi l’avalanche d’infos et d’outils disponibles. Ce sont aussi des moments d’échanges entre collègues, pour se renforcer mutuellement. Découvrez le programme complet des formations ci-dessous et faites votre choix. Les inscriptions sont ouvertes. On vous attend. Et on se réjouit d’aborder 2026 en votre compagnie Les formations – Premier semestre 2026 03/02/2026 – Ateliers de sensibilisation à la cybersécurité – Headmind Partners 05/02/2026 – Podcast : raconter l’intime – Stéphanie Grosjean 10/02 et 03/03 – Se lancer dans une première enquête  – Céline Gautier 11/02/2026 (matin) – Coaching face caméra (télé et RS) – Salima Belabbas 12 et 13/02/2026 – Renforcer sa pratique journalistique avec l’IA  – Ph. Laloux 02/03/2026 – Créer des visuels avec Canva (niveau 1) – Renaud Devroegh 05/03/2026 – Photos et retouches sur smartphone – Félix Francotte 09 et 10/03/2026 – Concevoir des « reels d’actualité » – Sarah Saadi-Garcia 13/03/2026 – Repérer les deep fakes – Marie Genries 17/03 – Initiation au datajournalisme – Gaëtan Gras 19/03 – Dynamiser son écriture – Chloé Andries 24 et 25/03 – Imaginer et créer son podcast (2 jours) – Joan Roels 26/03 – Poser sa voix et s’exprimer au micro – François Ryckmans 27/03 – Fact-checking & enquête en ligne -Marie Genries 30/03 – Comment pitcher votre projet d’article ? Olivier Bailly 09/04 – Les usages de l’IA dans la création de contenus – Caroline Prévinaire 10/04 – L’IA au service de l’enquête & du datajournalisme – Gaëtan Gras 13/04 – Créer des visuels avec Canva (niveau 2) – Renaud Devroegh 14/04 – Initiation à la cybersécurité pour les journalistes – Gaëtan Gras 15/04 et 21/04 – Maîtriser la négociation professionnelle – Tanguy Roosen 16/04 – ChatGPT, TikTok, Youtube : comment informer les jeunes ? M. Genries 24/04 – Informer sur les enjeux environnementaux – Sarah Freres 18/05 et 01/06 – Tourner & monter sur smartphone avec Capcut – F. Francotte 19/05 – L’IA au service de votre ligne éditoriale – Caroline Lotfi 21/05 et 04/06 – Conception et narration du podcast natif – Caroline Prévinaire 26/05/2026 – Le reportage télévisé court – Justine Sow 24/06/2026 – Initiation à la datavisualisation – Gaëtan Gras 29 et 30/06/2026 – Créer un scrollytelling – Gaëtan Gras et Ambroise Carton The post En 2026, renforcer le cœur du métier first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> Défendons le journalisme : 4 ateliers de mobilisation – 19 août 2025 /defendons-le-journalisme-4-ateliers-de-mobilisation-19-aout-2025/ Tue, 29 Jul 2025 15:19:02 +0000 /?p=5413 Depuis plusieurs années, et a fortiori de manière spectaculaire depuis quelques mois, le paysage médiatique se resserre fortement en Fédération Wallonie-Bruxelles. Par ailleurs, les conditions de travail régressent dans toutes les rédactions, les coupes budgétaires s’enchaînent et la liberté d’informer est mise sous pression. Dans ce contexte, à l’occasion de sa Summer School, l’AJP souhaite […] The post Défendons le journalisme : 4 ateliers de mobilisation – 19 août 2025 first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> Depuis plusieurs années, et a fortiori de manière spectaculaire depuis quelques mois, le paysage médiatique se resserre fortement en Fédération Wallonie-Bruxelles. Par ailleurs, les conditions de travail régressent dans toutes les rédactions, les coupes budgétaires s’enchaînent et la liberté d’informer est mise sous pression. Dans ce contexte, à l’occasion de sa Summer School, l’AJP souhaite rassembler les journalistes autour d’enjeux communs. Concrètement, nous vous invitons à prendre part à des ateliers thématiques (lire ci-dessous) le 19 août de 16h à 19h. Objectif : se mobiliser en agissant collectivement, créer de la solidarité, dégager des solutions concrètes, défendre le journalisme… et passer un bon moment ensemble ! Ce moment de mobilisation aura lieu au domaine du Chant d’Oiseau (Avenue des Franciscains 3A, 1150 Woluwe-Saint-Pierre). Il sera suivi d’un apéro au jardin. Le foodtruck Burger Solidaire sera également de la partie pour vous rassasier (gratuit pour les participant·es aux ateliers de l’après-midi).   /!\ Participation gratuite mais inscription obligatoire via Eventbrite : s’inscrire ici Lors de votre inscription, veillez à mentionner l’atelier auquel vous participerez.   Avec le soutien de ‘Stand up for journalism’ (Fédération européenne des journalistes) The post Défendons le journalisme : 4 ateliers de mobilisation – 19 août 2025 first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> Scrollytelling, IA, podcast… Faites le plein de formations cet été /scrollytelling-ia-podcast-faites-le-plein-de-formations-cet-ete/ Fri, 23 May 2025 10:34:30 +0000 /?p=5345 Cet été, l’AJP prendra à nouveau ses quartiers au Domaine Notre-Dame du Chant d’Oiseau, du mardi 19 au jeudi 21 août 2025. Pendant trois jours, nous vous proposerons de nouveaux parcours de formations thématiques : un parcours IA, un parcours VOIX et un parcours NUMERIQUE. En parallèle de ces parcours, l’AJP vous proposera également la formation « Se lancer comme pigiste » présentée par notre juriste, […] The post Scrollytelling, IA, podcast… Faites le plein de formations cet été first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> Cet été, l’AJP prendra à nouveau ses quartiers au Domaine Notre-Dame du Chant d’Oiseau, du mardi 19 au jeudi 21 août 2025. Pendant trois jours, nous vous proposerons de nouveaux parcours de formations thématiques : un parcours IA, un parcours VOIX et un parcours NUMERIQUE. En parallèle de ces parcours, l’AJP vous proposera également la formation « Se lancer comme pigiste » présentée par notre juriste, Jil Theunissen, le mardi 20/08. En effet, vous pourrez, soit vous inscrire à un parcours de 3 jours pour un montant forfaitaire, soit vous inscrire à chaque formation à la carte. Plus de précisions sur les tarifs dans « Infos pratiques ». En soirée, vous avez rendez-vous avec les SPEED DATINGS Emplois & Piges de l’AJP. Le mardi 19, place au SPEED DATING Audiovisuel & Web et le mercredi 20 au SPEED DATING Presse écrite & web. Enfin, nous avons le plaisir de vous annoncer la projection du film « L’acier a coulé dans nos veines » de Thierry Michel et Christine Pireaux le jeudi 21. Inscription gratuite mais obligatoire (soon sur Eventbrite). Pour s’inscrire, c’est par ici. PROGRAMME SUMMER SCHOOL 2025 PARCOURS IA 19/08 – IA génératives & médias – Nicolas Becquet 20/08 – Renforcer sa pratique journalistique avec l’IA – Philippe Laloux 21/08 – Doper sa présence sur les réseaux avec l’IA – Caroline Lotfi   PARCOURS VOIX 19/08 – Prendre la parole en public et face caméra – Stéphanie Barras 20/08 – Podcast : comment raconter l’intime – Stéphanie Grosjean 21/08 – Ecrire pour l’audio (radio, podcast) – François Ryckmans   PARCOURS NUMERIQUE 19/08 – Initiation à la datavisualisation – Gaëtan Gras 20/08 & 21/08 (2 jours) – Web : créer un scrollytelling – Ambroise Carton et G. Gras   FORMATION BONUS 20/08 Se lancer comme pigiste – Jil Theunissen (AJP)   Toutes les infos ici. S’inscrire en ligne sur cette page. Une question ? ajpro@ajp.be Vive l’été, avec l’AJP The post Scrollytelling, IA, podcast… Faites le plein de formations cet été first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> En 2025, concrétisez vos projets professionnels /en-2025-concretisez-vos-projets-professionnels/ Tue, 04 Feb 2025 09:21:04 +0000 /?p=4974 De janvier à juin, nous vous proposons plus d’une vingtaine de rendez-vous pour faire de l’IA un outil au service du journalisme et des rédactions, mieux connaitre vos droits, vous lancer dans un projet d’enquête, écrire un bon récit sonore, pitcher avec succès un projet d’article, gérer votre carrière d’indépendant⸱e… Des formations thématiques au plus […] The post En 2025, concrétisez vos projets professionnels first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> De janvier à juin, nous vous proposons plus d’une vingtaine de rendez-vous pour faire de l’IA un outil au service du journalisme et des rédactions, mieux connaitre vos droits, vous lancer dans un projet d’enquête, écrire un bon récit sonore, pitcher avec succès un projet d’article, gérer votre carrière d’indépendant⸱e… Des formations thématiques au plus techniques, notre programme touche aux diverses facettes du métier de journaliste et vous propose des modules courts (1/2 jour, 1, 2 ou 3 jours maximum) en compagnie de formateur⸱rices expert⸱es dans leur domaine, à un prix plancher : 65 EUR la journée de formation pour les membres, 90 EUR pour les non-membres, une inscription gratuite à une journée de formation pour les étudiant⸱es bénéficiant de l’AJPack pendant l’année académique. Le catalogue des formations AJPro 2025 20/01 IA génératives et médias avec Antonin Descampe et Nicolas Becquet 28-30/01 Safety program for women journalists avec David Bevan & Elodie Vialle (3 jours) 04/02 & 11/03 Se lancer dans un projet d’enquête avec Céline Gautier (2 jours) 10/02 Optimiser sa stratégie sur Insta avec l’IA avec Caroline Lofti 14/02 Fact-checking & enquête en ligne avec Marie Genries 21/02 Cyberviolences : comprendre et se défendre avec Florence Hainaut & Me B. Bovy 24/02 Préparer et mener une interview avec Fabrice Grosfilley 13 & 14/03 Construire un bon récit sonore avec Myriam Baele & Christophe Bernard (2 jours) 20/03 Les outils de base de l’IA générative avec Jeremy Corman 24/03 Se lancer comme pigiste avec Jil Theunissen (AJP) 28/03 Poser sa voix et s’exprimer au micro avec François Ryckmans 03/04 Créez vos illustrations avec Midjourney avec Eglantine Nyssen 07 & 14/04 Tourner et monter sur smartphone avec Capcut avec Félix Francotte (2 jours) 10 & 11/04 Imaginer et créer son podcast avec Joan Roels (2 jours) 15/04 Dynamiser son écriture avec Chloé Andries 17/04 Bien organiser sa veille info avec Gaëtan Gras 25/04 Repérer les deep fakes avec Marie Genries 12/05 Comment pitcher votre projet d’article ? Avec Olivier Bailly (1/2 journée) 13/05 SOCMINT : enquêter grâce aux réseaux sociaux avec Gaëtan Gras 15/05 Comprendre et utiliser TikTok (avec l’IA) avec Caroline Lofti 23/05 Journalisme d’investigation, quels sont mes droits ? Avec Me Bernard Mouffe 26/05 Créer des visuels impactant avec Canva et Adobe Express avec Renaud Devroegh 10/06 Réaliser un duplex de A à Z avec un smartphone avec Romuald La Morté (1/2 journée) The post En 2025, concrétisez vos projets professionnels first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> Cet automne, formez de nouveaux projets avec AJPro /cet-automne-formez-de-nouveaux-projets-avec-ajpro/ Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:56:42 +0000 /?p=4582 Se lancer dans un projet d’enquête journalistique avec Céline Gautier (Médor), apprendre à maîtriser son interview en direct avec Fabrice Grosfilley (BX1), construire un bon reportage audio avec Myriam Baele (RTBF)… Cet automne, AJPro, le programme de formations courtes et de qualité de l’AJP vous propose une dizaine de rendez-vous – dont des nouveautés- pour […] The post Cet automne, formez de nouveaux projets avec AJPro first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> Se lancer dans un projet d’enquête journalistique avec Céline Gautier (Médor), apprendre à maîtriser son interview en direct avec Fabrice Grosfilley (BX1), construire un bon reportage audio avec Myriam Baele (RTBF)… Cet automne, AJPro, le programme de formations courtes et de qualité de l’AJP vous propose une dizaine de rendez-vous – dont des nouveautés- pour affûter vos compétences professionnelles et concrétiser ou lancer un nouveau projet. Comme toujours, nos membres bénéficient d’un tarif avantageux. Une question, une suggestion, un besoin spécifique ? Envoyez un mail à ajpro@ajp.be AJPro organise également des formations à la demande des médias, dans les rédactions. Catalogue des formations AJPRo cet automne 01/10 Démystifiez l’IA générative avec Nicolas Bataille 03/10 Conception et narration du podcast natif avec Caroline Prévinaire – COMPLET 07/10 LinkedIn, un allié pour agrandir votre réseau avec Solange De Mesmaeker 11/10 Le face caméra avec Florence Hainaut (demi-journée) 14 et 15/10 Le reportage radio : raconter l’actualité à l’aide de son avec Myriam Baele (2 jours) 22/10 Préparer et mener une interview avec Fabrice Grosfilley 05/11 et 03/12 Démarrer une investigation avec Céline Gautier (2 jours)   D’autres formations arrivent, stay tuned !The post Cet automne, formez de nouveaux projets avec AJPro first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> L’IA, le reportage de guerre, les ficelles du métier… à la Summer school 2024 /lia-le-reportage-de-guerre-les-ficelles-du-metier-au-programme-de-la-summer-school-cet-ete/ Tue, 11 Jun 2024 12:38:17 +0000 /?p=4496 Du 20 au 22 août 2024, retrouvez la Summer School, un évènement dédié aux formations pour les journalistes professionnel·les et les étudiant·es en journalisme, entre autres. L’AJP vous invite à y développer vos compétences dans un ambiance conviviale. Pendant trois jours, vous pourrez y suivre un des trois parcours de formations : Intelligence artificielle, Sécurité […] The post L’IA, le reportage de guerre, les ficelles du métier… à la Summer school 2024 first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> Du 20 au 22 août 2024, retrouvez la Summer School, un évènement dédié aux formations pour les journalistes professionnel·les et les étudiant·es en journalisme, entre autres. L’AJP vous invite à y développer vos compétences dans un ambiance conviviale. Pendant trois jours, vous pourrez y suivre un des trois parcours de formations : Intelligence artificielle, Sécurité ou Carrière & développement. Vous pouvez vous inscrire à un parcours (3 jours, tarif avantageux) ou à chaque formation à la carte. Le parcours IA vous invitera à penser l’utilisation d’une IA générative au service du journalisme, pour renforcer le contenu et la profession, en cernant mieux son fonctionnement, ses atouts et ses limites, grâce au partage de connaissances et d’expériences avec Nicolas Becquet (L’Echo) et Antonin Descampe (UCLouvain). Ce parcours vous proposera également deux formations pratique d’un jour chacune sur les outils de base de l’IA (un jour) et sur l’IA au service du data journalisme. Le parcours Sécurité vous donnera les clés pour développer une activité de correspondant·e de guerre avec le journaliste Wilson Fache, lauréat du prix Albert Londres 2023 (catégorie presse écrite) et vous aidera à préparer une mission en terrain hostile avec la Fédération européenne des journalistes et David Bevan, ex-militaire et expert Safety de la FEJ. Il a travaillé pour divers médias (Al Jazeera, CNN…). Le parcours Carrière et développement vous donnera les outils pour gérer votre activité de journaliste indépendant·e : quel statut adopter, comment facturer, quels tarifs… Cette formation inclura les conseils et les témoignages de journalistes professionnel·les et sera présentée par Martine Simonis et Jil Theunissen, respectivement secrétaire générale et juriste de l’AJP. Le parcours vous proposera également deux formations d’une demi-journée sur le droit à l’image avec l’avocat Bernard Mouffe et le financement de projets journalistique avec Jean-Pierre Borloo, Caroline Prévinaire et Quentin Noirfalisse, ainsi qu’une formation d’une journée sur les droits des journalistes face à la police avec la Ligue des droits humains et l’avocate Caroline Carpentier. En soirée, l’AJP vous propose les SPEED DATINGS Emploi & Piges, deux rendez-vous distincts pour rencontrer un maximum d’employeurs issus des principaux médias francophones.  En deux heures top chrono, vous aurez l’occasion d’en rencontrer une dizaine, chaque soir. Le mardi 20 août, place au SPEED DATING audiovisuel & web et le mercredi 21 août, au SPEED DATING presse écrite & web.    Plus d’infos sur la Summer school (tarif, formations, infos pratiques) ici. S’inscrire en ligne à la Summer school ici Plus d’infos sur les Speed datings ici Pour toute question : ajpro@ajp.be   Vive l’été avec l’AJP !The post L’IA, le reportage de guerre, les ficelles du métier… à la Summer school 2024 first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> En 2024, explorez vos perspectives professionnelles avec AJPro /en-2024-explorez-de-nouvelles-perspectives-professionnelles-avec-ajpro/ Mon, 12 Feb 2024 10:33:12 +0000 /?p=4311 De février à juin, AJPro, le programme de formations pour les professionnel·les de l’info, vous propose 24 rendez-vous encadrés par des formateur·rices expert·es dans leur domaine, pour apprivoiser les outils de l’IA et penser leur utilisation, doper votre impact sur TikTok ou Insta, ajuster vos techniques d’interview, préparer un reportage en zone de conflit, peaufiner […] The post En 2024, explorez vos perspectives professionnelles avec AJPro first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> De février à juin, AJPro, le programme de formations pour les professionnel·les de l’info, vous propose 24 rendez-vous encadrés par des formateur·rices expert·es dans leur domaine, pour apprivoiser les outils de l’IA et penser leur utilisation, doper votre impact sur TikTok ou Insta, ajuster vos techniques d’interview, préparer un reportage en zone de conflit, peaufiner votre connaissance de la Justice pénale ou encore financer un projet journalistique… Découvrez le programme complet ci-dessous Vous ne trouvez pas la formation qui vous convient ? Bon à savoir, si vous avez besoin d’autres formations ou que vous désirez organiser un workshop à la carte dans votre rédaction, il est tout à fait possible d’organiser des formations à la demande. Les éditeurs de presse écrite disposent d’ailleurs de subventions pour financer des formations numériques, avec AJPro. Pour plus d’informations, envoyez un mail à ajpro@ajp.be. Belle année 2024, instructive et lumineuse CATALOGUE AJPro 2024 16/02 Intelligence artificielle : outils, enjeux et opportunités pour les médias avec Gérald Holubowicz 20/02 Les clés pour une diction parfaite  avec Amélie Segers 22/02 Créer une stratégie professionnelle sur Instagram Avec Caroline Lofti 27/02 Préparer et mener une interview   Avec Fabrice Grosfilley 11 & 12/03 Imaginer et créer son podcast Avec Joan Roels 13/03 Le reportage en zone de guerre Avec Wilson Fache 15/03 Le droit à l’image pour les journalistes Avec Bernard Mouffe 18/03 Ecrire pour l’audio  avec François Ryckmans 19/03 Data journalisme et dataviz avec chatGPT Avec Ettore Rizza 25/03 Rewrinting the story – Les femmes en politique Avec Sabine Panet 28 et 29/03 Réaliser une vidéo sur son smartphone Avec Nicolas Bindelle 04/04 Data journalisme : des données prêtes à l’emploi Avec Ettore Rizza 09/04 Rédiger un article pour le web Avec Arnaud Wéry 11/04 Comprendre et utiliser TikTok de manière professionnelle Avec Caroline Lofti 15/04 Journalisme judiciaire : initiation à la Justice pénale Avec Damien Vandermeersch 16/04 Dynamiser votre écriture Avec Chloé Andries 23/04 Twitch, ses codes, ses influenceurs et ses communautés Avec Jonathan Sichem 25/04 Poser sa voix et s’exprimer au micro Avec François Ryckmans 13/05 Initiation au développement web Avec Gaëtan Gras 14/05 Vos Droits face à la police Caroline Carpentier & LDH 23/05 Le financement de projets journalistiques Jean-Pierre Borloo, Caroline Prévinaire, Quentin Noirfalisse 11/06 et 03/10 Conception et narration du podcast natif Avec Caroline Prévinaire 03/06 Initiation à la datavisualisation 1/2 Avec Gaëtan Gras 04/06 Initiation à la datavisualisation 2/2 Avec Gaëtan Gras A LA DEMANDE Atelier d’autodéfense face au cyberharcèlement Cyberharcèlement : quels protocoles pour ma rédaction ? Avec Elodie Vialle (experte en sécurité numérique)The post En 2024, explorez vos perspectives professionnelles avec AJPro first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> Summer school : plus que quelques jours pour profiter des tarifs avantageux /summer-school-plus-que-quelques-jours-pour-profiter-des-tarifs-avantageux/ Tue, 11 Jul 2023 14:34:51 +0000 /?p=4006 Cet été, la Summer school est de retour du mardi 22 au jeudi 24 août 2023 au centre de formation du Chant d’oiseau, à Woluwe-Saint-Pierre. Créer son podcast, préparer une mission en terrain hostile, optimiser sa stratégie sur les réseaux sociaux, ou encore s’initier aux outils de datavisualisations. Trois jours de formations dans une ambiance […] The post Summer school : plus que quelques jours pour profiter des tarifs avantageux first appeared on AJPro, les formations professionnelles pour les journalistes.]]> Cet été, la Summer school est de retour du mardi 22 au jeudi 24 août 2023 au centre de formation du Chant d’oiseau, à Woluwe-Saint-Pierre. Créer son podcast, préparer une mission en terrain hostile, optimiser sa stratégie sur les réseaux sociaux, ou encore s’initier aux outils de datavisualisations. Trois jours de formations dans une ambiance conviviale et des rencontres inspirantes en soirée. Inscrivez-vous avant le 15 juillet et profitez de tarifs réduits. Les formations En 2023, l’accent est mis sur la sécurité avec un parcours étoffé dans un contexte où les journalistes sont de plus en plus souvent confrontés aux violences que ce soit lors de manifestations sur le terrain national, dans le cadre de la couverture d’un conflit armé à l’étranger ou en ligne, sur les réseaux sociaux. Ces formations s’inscrivent en trois parcours : le parcours sécurité le parcours podcast le parcours numérique Les Speed Dating La Summerschool, c’est aussi deux soirées Speed dating. Les seuls rendez-vous de l’année qui vous permettent de rencontrer un maximum d’employeurs issus des principaux médias francophones, sur deux soirées. L’an dernier, 19 médias ont répondu présents, représentés par 34 responsables RH et de rédactions, avec des rendez-vous et des collaborations à la clé. Les journalistes présents avaient quelques minutes pour convaincre et décrocher des piges ! Infos et inscriptions ici.         La projection Pour clôturer la Summer School 2023, nous vous invitons à la projection du documentaire « Lumumba, Le retour d’un héros ». Rejoignez-nous le 24/08 dès 20h30 pour une soirée exceptionnelle suivie d’une discussion avec les réalisateurs du film.


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Judging by what I hear on the wireless, you Cossacks also like singing and shouting in unison, and nurture a deep resentment towards your neighbours.</i><br /> <i><br /></i> <i>"I enclose an<b> eight-track cartridge</b> of, er, us, basically, so you get the general idea. If all goes well, we'll send over Mrs Eluned Price with some sheet music, an antique vowel-extractor from the National Museum at St Fagans, and tufts of sheepdog hair you can glue in your nostrils.&nbsp;</i><br /> <i><br /></i> <i>"We assume you have your own piano, or can fashion one from those squeeze-boxes you like to play.</i><br /> <i><br /></i> <i>"See you in 2017! Bring the missus!"</i>2016/05/welsh-druids-invite-russia-to-join.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (No Good Boyo)10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-928280690729602256Wed, 08 Jan 2014 09:27:00 +00002014-01-08T09:27:15.627+00:00Pictures of Our Dark Lord That Look Like The K-Man (Part I)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; height="239" width="320" /></a></div> <br />2014/01/pictures-of-our-dark-lord-that-look.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (No Good Boyo)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-6157328685427686757Tue, 31 Dec 2013 21:44:00 +00002013-12-31T21:44:30.546+00:00Song at the ear's turning<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> It was the Feast of St Trisant, the patron of Welsh rustlers, and I was celebrating down The Tethered Goat with a few honoured guests of our guild. Ron the Barman happened to be marking the 60th anniversary of his desertion from the Essex Irregulars - <i>"Told me to stop shooting Dutchmen, so I legged it and carried on. Got a medal from someone - not sure who"</i> - and was topping our pints of Champion's Freckled Johnson with belts of blue curaçao <i>"for the Royal baby"</i>. Spirits and hemlines rode high as talk turned to New Year resolutions.<br /> <br /> These midwinter pieties, much like careers and amorous rebuffs, simply don't occur to Welshmen, who preach the perennial pattern of <i>"live slow, drink long, and leave someone else's corpse"</i>, but this year I suddenly yearned to make my mark - and not just in a jaundiced snow drift on the way home.<br /> <br /> The public house is my natural environment, home as it is to dusty sedation, nostalgic odours and bedraggled women, and so here I must make my stand.&nbsp;I looked from companion to companion, and fast realised I would never outdrink the K-Man, outsmoke Dazza, beat The Dog in the <i>"neighbours said he kept himself to himself"</i> stakes or hint at the hedgerow allure of Rock-Chick No.3.<br /> <br /> Again struck by my essential shallowness, I glanced up at the bar, past Shitty Dave, Maniac Postman and the undercover lager drinkers, and snagged on the <i>Last Year in Marienbad</i> loop that is&nbsp;Nottingham John's motorways-and-marketstalls monologue. <br /> <br /> <i>"...I telt him once if I telt him a million times not to come off at Tamworth that early, 'cause that's where the coppers patrol in unmarked Subarus..."</i> he ground on at some blameless soak who'd never travelled further than the bookies on anything faster than his polished bunions. <br /><br />And then it dawned on me. This is where I could excel. From my epic apprenticeship as <i>a</i>&nbsp;man in a pub, I could emerge as that master-craftstman of unfounded counsel - <i>the</i> Man In The Pub.<br /><br />Too long has my lady wife had to burrow beagle-like deep into the set of my latest schemes, only to flush out the Bibulous Badger of Saloon Bar Bollocks, heralded as ever by the caveat <i>"well, bloke down the pub said..."</i><br /> <br /> How proud she'll be, I thought, no longer to have to disabuse, or sometimes simply abuse, me on such matters as whether stamps are legal tender, the Pope controls the European butter mountain, and owls cannot &nbsp;physically be gay. Now it will be me sending husbands home with a fleaful of fibs in the ear.<br /><br />It's not even 2014 yet, and I'm already preparing material for my debut next to the giant whisky bottle full of buttons and pesetas this Friday. Here's an <i>amuse-bouche</i> for you Epicurians of the expendable:<br /> <br /> <ul> <li><i>"If you knock off a policeman's wife while he's on duty, he can't arrest you..."</i></li> <li><i>"The Queen lets you off if you eat a swan's wing, but only as long as you did it one-armed. You get a Royal Pardon. That's how they caught that Abu Hamza..."</i></li> <li><i>"The mob and Castro killed Marilyn Monroe because they thought JFK was round her place - that and they was worried she'd make another film. Kennedy topped himself in grief, got the CIA to stage it to look like an assassination. Ginger Spice is their daughter, and all..."</i></li> <li><i>"Earth's flat, mate - Moon as well. And I can <a href=" it</a>..."</i></li> <li><i>"Japanese women, right..."</i></li> </ul> <br /> All of this wisdom can be yours for a pint of Abdication Special and some nuts - proper ones, mind, not them dry-roasted ones. Scientists showed they're made of sweepings, held together with piss and cocaine. On the other hand...<br /> <br />2013/12/song-at-ears-turning.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (No Good Boyo)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-182048043894562353Thu, 21 Nov 2013 12:44:00 +00002013-11-25T20:19:27.451+00:00Oeil de Faucon<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> We've met <a href="; before, walking a telephonic tightrope between a Toronto <i>Hausfrau</i> and her husband, whose erotic adventures with a Hoover Powerdrive vacuum cleaner had left him in the care of the municipal ambulance service.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> I asked him how he'd honed such diplomatic skills. <i>"I'm a meaty, bearded bear of man with bowed arms and a short fuse,"</i> he explained from under an absurd hat, <i>"And being a Goldwater Republican gives me plenty of scope for practicing patience in this fag-hag country of yours."</i></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"How come?"</i> I asked.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"Because I come from <st1:city w:st="on">Dallas</st1:city>, and have to sit through under-considered recollections of where people think they were when President Kennedy was shot every goddam week."</i></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"You didn't like him, then?"</i></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"I come from <st1:city w:st="on">Dallas</st1:city>,"</i> he repeated evenly.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> I soon had occasion to witness Wislen's subtle social <i>savoir-faire</i> in action on the bracken-buckled battlefield that is <st1:country-region w:st="on">Wales</st1:country-region> - the bar of The Torrent Walk Hotel in my hometown Dolgellau, to be precise.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> Our frontiersman friend had taken the stone-wheeled funicular up from <st1:country-region w:st="on">England</st1:country-region> to visit me one college summer holiday. He enjoyed the journey through the <st1:placename w:st="on">Berwyn</st1:placename> <st1:placetype w:st="on">Mountains</st1:placetype> - <i>"reminds me of my winter wolf-herding round the <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">Borgo</st1:placename> <st1:placetype w:st="on">Pass</st1:placetype></st1:place>"</i> - and was full of bonhomie as we settled down at an overturned table in the Torrent's dugout bar.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> Three rounds into the barrel of St Trisant's Landsker Special, and Wislen felt expansive enough to wander up to the bar rather than rely on my native disdain for vowels.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> As Chwarthbell the barmaid heaved the hoppy slops into a pair of slate jugs, Wislen lit up the cosy gloom with his American smile. <i>"Know what I like about <st1:place w:st="on">Wales</st1:place>, Boyo?" </i>he bellowed thoughtfully. <i>"Back home I'm not such a tall guy, but - shoot! - I'm a head higher than every peon in this bar!"</i></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> The guttural chatter of goat-gelding ground down like badly-filed teeth. All was still, save for the rasp of breath over bevelled tongues and the growling gale without.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> Wislen's Texan <i>élan</i> bore him blithely over these breakers of Silurian resentment, although I knew that, even as he arranged his denim rump back on the lacquered tree stump, a phalanx of firebranded fanatics was circling his parents' Panhandle ranch, kindling aloft and coccyges aquiver.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> Wislen quaffed on undaunted. I was about to broach a brace of cultural recommendations, before the hunchbacks by the hearth could finish hawking into the ritual coal-scuttle, when the weighted boulder rolled back and my cousin Wilma shouldered her way in.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> Like so many Welshwomen Wilma craved human company, and so bore down on Wislen, shandy in hand.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> It was the work of moments for her to ascertain that our guest was single, solvent and not from around here, simply by surveying his even number of digits.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"Where you from then?"</i> she whistled through her front row of teeth, primping her ebony bangs with a divining stick.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"These <st1:country-region w:st="on">United States of America</st1:country-region>, ma'am,"</i> he declared.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"Oooh,"</i> she cooed, <i>"whereabouts?"</i></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"<st1:place w:st="on">Texas</st1:place>."</i> He was as buttoned down as a Brooks Brothers shirt by now.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"Big and bright!"</i> yodelled Wilma, setting off an atavistic chorus of <i>'<a href=" Ferchetan</a>'</i> from the council puddle-heating crew dripping proudly in the corner. <i>"And from where in <st1:state w:st="on">Texas</st1:state>? The Salammbô?"</i></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"I was coming to that."</i> Wislen shrivelled like a jellyfish in the shadow of a seaside shovel. </div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"I'm from <st1:city w:st="on">Dallas</st1:city>."</i></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"Aaaah, I remember where I was when your President Kennedy died!"</i></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> Now it was Wilma, but it could have been any and every barfly or border guard from <st1:place w:st="on">Dún Laoghaire</st1:place> to Luhansk. </div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"Do tell,"</i> whispered Wislen, prodding me towards the heaving kegs.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"Well, I'll never forget that night. Boyo was just a baby, and I was minding him while his parents were out on the town. I was hosing him down after a game of 'cormorant' in the witches' pool when the news came over the wireless - I had to turn up the Bunsen burner to get the valves working right..."</i></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> There followed a pleasant few hours of explaining that New Mexico is a place in its own right, not simply a more recent version of Mexico, before we waded out into the evening ichor and headed home to our respective huts.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> Wislen lit a <i>Cohiba </i>and generously scattered some <st1:city w:st="on">Chesterfields</st1:city> to the pre-teen tokers at his heels.</div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <i>"I'm a rye-based, red-eyed lifeform, Boyo,"</i> he ruminated. <i>"And I'm not set on living forever. But I like to hope that one day people will remember my hometown for its extensive marshalling yards and enigmatic underpasses, not just because some Cajun nut done shot one of our many presidents there."</i></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> I suppose I could have said that for most of us <st1:city w:st="on">Dallas</st1:city> already meant amoral oilmen dangling off Sue Ellen's shoulder-pads, rather than the messy dispatch of JFK to the great pool party in the sky. </div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> But I was too busy trying to understand how Wilma could have doused me on 22 November 1963 when, according to the squid-ink inscription in the Boyo family Bible, I first swam ashore from our <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">Bardsey</st1:placename> <st1:placetype w:st="on">Island</st1:placetype></st1:place> spawning ground some 13 months later. </div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> At least I have the right number of fingers to figure it out. </div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> <br /> <div class="MsoBodyText"> <br /></div> 2013/11/oeil-de-faucon.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (No Good Boyo)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-8685119151872414188Tue, 05 Feb 2013 15:46:00 +00002013-02-05T15:51:53.285+00:00Thinking of YouFebruary is upon us, like a puppy fished from a <b>frostbound pond, </b>so it is time for me to mark the traditional Welsh New Year.<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> The world of broadcasting pants with gratitude, much like that aforementioned puppy, at the news that <a href=" Hall</a> is taking over as director-general of the BBC on 2 April. So that's one <b>PR humiliation </b>missed with barely 24 hours to spare.<br /> <br /> As always, I have some programme suggestions for him to kick off his tenure with rather more aplomb than was managed by his <b>flourfaced predecessor</b>.<br /> <br /> The BBC constantly scans modern Britain in all its racial, social, regional and agely diversity for people who think exactly alike, then lets them loose on Question Time to <b>peddle their grievances</b> to three interchangeable politicians and a <i>"comic"</i>.<br /> <br /> But our national broadcaster is neglecting an important roost of the insulted and injured - <b>the passive-aggressive community</b>. It is the Corporation's duty to prise these pallid pedants out of the Sunday newspaper letters columns and into the spluttering fluorescence of fame.<br /> <br /> I propose the following nests for their <b>twitching resentments</b>:<br /> <br /> <i><b>1. "Losers' Dinners". </b></i>(The title is an homage to the late Michael Winner's ill-mannered sampling of a thousand sous-chefs' seed.) Normal people sit down to a country supper, only to find themselves assailed by the mosquito whine of self-obsession.<br /> <br /> <i>In tonight's episode:</i> <b>Battle of Britain ace </b>Ernest "Belcher" Hogg takes his wife of 60 years out for a feast of pork shoulder, washed down with Alsatian hock.<br /> <br /> The surrounding tables are occupied by <b>wan Muslim converts</b>, who tut with every forbidden mouthful at why Squadron Leader Hogg had <i>"picked on the Germans instead of doing something about Palestine"</i>.<br /> <br /> <i><b>2. "No No No!" </b></i>This is a very British take on America's marvellous "<a href=" Science Theater 3000</a>", a programme in which robots from the future jeer at low-grade Sci-Fi films - which means all Sci-Fi film.<br /> <br /> In my version, <i>eau-de-chat</i> letter-writers with signed photographs of locomotives on their parlour walls sit through BBC period dramas, separated from the television by a <b>Bovril-retardant screen</b>, and squeal the programme name into the dog-whistle register every time someone on <i>"<a href=" Hour</a>"</i> refers to the Sunday Telegraph (<i>"No No No!&nbsp;It wasn't launched until 1961!!!!"</i>)<br /> <br /> The season finale will have cardiganned army dreamers bolted into dentists' chairs as they project their dentures at a specially-commissioned Fox documentary - <i><b>"Barnes Wallis: An American Hero"</b></i>.<br /> <br /> <i><b>3. "RSI: Miami". </b></i>South Florida cops and forensics bods struggle to solve crimes using state-of-the-art technology, good-old-fashioned policing and an array of keyboards, wrist-wraps, lumbar-hugging chairs and height-adjustable desks that appear to have been designed by and for HP Lovecraft's <b>inter-dimensional bestiary</b>.<br /> <br /> <i>Episode One: </i>There's a crazed killer on the loose, but Lt Caine can't lift his arms above his head - even thought Detective Duquesne needs help with adjusting her support corsetry.<br /> <br /> <i><b>4. "...Before the Americans Ruin It".&nbsp; </b></i>Now it's true the BBC already packs pairs of faux-teen haircuts off to Cuba and other telegenic tyrannies to prove, through the medium of wobbly cameras, that shiny clothes and infectious music outweigh anything Amnesty International might have to say.<br /> <br /> But my <b>orthopaedic reboot </b>replaces vloggers in crop-tops with a phalanx of flavour-fleeing suburban vegans, and drops funky Vietnam for North Korea and worse.<br /> <br /> Tonight, members of <b>Camden Gluten-Intolerance Support</b> are beaten up by café staff within minutes of arrival at Asmara International Airport, Eritrea, and again at the Hotel Roma, the central market, and later at a meeting with the Eritrean Catering Union (great opportunities for a CCTV/smartphone footage mash-up).<br /> <br /> And then, in a rousing finale, they are given a good hoofing by their hosts at the Eritrean Vegetarian Society, before being escorted to the <b>vibrant, colourful frontline </b>with Ethiopia.<br /> <br /> Press the red button on your TV control now to <b>alert the border guards</b>.<br /> <br /> <br />2013/02/thinking-of-you.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (No Good Boyo)9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-8647090985443449367Fri, 28 Dec 2012 03:04:00 +00002012-12-30T08:44:00.700+00:00In Winos Veritas<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> The Mighty Norman Tebbit once compared our prime minister, Mr Cameron, to Pol Pot, <i>quondam</i> leader of the gangster element in the <b>Khmer Rouge</b>. Now even I thought Lord Norman had allowed his rhetoric off the leash on this occasion, as Dave and Pol seem to have little in common apart from cherubic looks and good connections at Court.<br /> <br /> But the Chingford Cassandra has proved me wrong again, as the Coalition's proposal to increase the minimum price on booze is a measure straight out of the <b>Bumper Book of Bolshevist Blunders</b>.<br /> <br /> I spent a year in the Soviet Union&nbsp;developing a humble appreciation of market mechanisms&nbsp;as the hapless Mr Gorbachev launched his reform programme in the manner of the <b>Isle of Wight ferry</b> - in reverse order and a miasma of hot air.<br /> <br /> It's easy to mock <i>glasnost</i> nowadays, given its Fabian faith in patience and cooperation, but any attempt at marrying neo-Stalinism with a Quaker sensibility was going to provide&nbsp;piquant entertainment&nbsp;at the very least&nbsp;for the <b>heartless voyeur</b> with a British passport and return ticket.<br /> <br /> Sage <b>entrail analysts</b> have long pondered the reasons for Gorbachev's failure. Did he promote political reform at the expense of living standards? Did he send mixed signals to liberals and conservatives alike? Was the Soviet model too atrophied to cope with even minor change?<br /> <br /> All interesting, all wrong, for I knew <i>perestroika </i>was doomed on 16 May 1985 - the day the Kremlin hiked the <b>price of booze</b>.<br /> <br /> The aim was to discourage the <b>virtuoso drinking</b> that passed for Soviet recreation, apart from the allied art of random procreation. In the absence of any decent television or many Jews to persecute, that left only football to keep the Russian punter happy.<br /> <br /> Then Denmark beat the Soviet squad in the <b>World Cup qualifier</b>, and that was that for <i>perestroika</i>.<br /> <br /> The price rise, coupled with restrictions on where and when you could buy vodka, beer and the Soviet equivalent of wine, was meant to turn the Great Russian Public into sober connoisseurs of didactic literature, <b>fossilised ballet</b> and slow-moving epic cinema.<br /> <br /> The predictable result was a run on alternative sources of alcohol, in particular boot polish, flight fuel and the&nbsp;<i>"Natasha"</i> brand of perfume. This led in logical sequence to the collapse of the Soviet Army, Air Force and <b>feminine hygiene</b>, in so far as anyone noticed.<br /> <br /> My Soviet room-mates Kolya and Seriozha would rarely venture far from their encrusted cots without a splash of aftershave around the chops and tonsils, just to keep them topped up until Sergei Kartoshka (Serge the Spud) returned from his collective farm some metres below the village of Kozloyobsk with several demijohns of finest <b>King Edward Red-Eye</b>.<br /> <br /> If they made it out onto Friedrich Engels St at all, they would slick a couple of <i>poltinniks</i> into the <b>green and furred paw</b> of a mathematics student to sign them in on their Dialectical Materialism Theory Class before joining the two-hour queue for a bottle of flat lager outside State Gastronomic Emporium No.13 In The Name Of Mikhail Suslov.<br /> <br /> With good timing and the serendipitous demise of pensioners and invalids further up the queue, they might be able to down a couple of intestine-pounding Zhiguli Lites and still make it for an impromptu interrogation course at the Rosa Luxemburg Nurses Hostel, only pausing to <b>void themselves </b>in an Afghan postgraduate's &nbsp;hat.<br /> <br /> Russians back in 1985 cherished two&nbsp;aspects of Soviet life that made Stalin, plastic shoes and exploding television sets all seem vaguely worthwhile, and these were the Red Army's <b>Wurst-bursting victory</b> over the Germans in the Second World War and the way Scientific Socialism let the Ivans lord it over shifty Tartar types and the thoroughly suspect natives of the Caucasus.<br /> <br /> Mr Gorbachev, with the unerring step of a deluded somnambulist clambering into a <b>wolf enclosure</b>, then trampled over this remaining pair of patriotic pluses in his soggy bedroom slippers:<br /> <br /> <b><i>1.</i></b>&nbsp;Instead of jeering at the Armenians' alleged addiction to <b>propositioning poultry</b>, Russians now had to hand over two weeks' salary to Chechen taxi drivers for a still-fermenting bottle of Uzbek brandy and look suitably grateful into the bargain.<br /> <br /> Prohibition is also how local crime really got organised, so that it was flush enough in the <b>post-Soviet shambles</b> to buy up all of Russia's steel mills and our (association) football teams.<br /> <br /> Mass racketeering and English public schools plump with <b>Rolexed Muscovite brats</b> had never featured among &nbsp;Gorbachev's agenda points at the XXVIIth Party Congress, at least not according to the banner I'd ended up carrying in the Revolution Day parade that year.<br /> <br /> <b><i>2. </i></b>Russian war films pre-Gorbachev were refreshingly <b>free of qualms </b>or any factual plotting in a way that Hollywood accounts of the same conflict can only dream of.<br /> <br /> Hulking straw-haired lathe-grinders, goat-bolters, schoolgirls and progressive livestock would swing as one from the wholesome task of stuffing Siberia-bound trains with Polish schoolteachers, don dashing khaki tunics and pave their rapid path to Berlin with the skulls of&nbsp;<b>cloddish Ukrainian collaborators</b>.<br /> <br /> The <b>live skulls</b> of&nbsp;cloddish Ukrainian collaborators.<br /> <br /> The Germans were always skinny degenerates in sagging, sallow uniforms. High Period Soviet war films (1945-1956) would not even inflict the <b>objectively Fascist German language</b> on the gnawed and noble ears of the Great Russian People, insisting instead that actors should communicate in guttural yelps the sort of which Dr Moreau would have despaired.<br /> <br /> So, no matter how grim their turnip-fuelled economy might be, the Russians could always seek solace in the prospect of the Germans still bartering their teeth for kindling in the <b>owl-haunted ruins</b> of Nuremberg.<br /> <br /> They were therefore unimpressed to discover, through the magic of <i>glasnost</i> on their tellies, that Germans ate <b>heroic sausages </b>in dappled market squares, strolled around in clothes made of cloth, and had better uses for garter bands than as surrogate fan-belts for their space-age, four-wheeled cars.<br /> <br /> And they did all of this while drinking <b>foaming lager</b> - yes, Germans can get lager to foam - from mighty glass buckets, delivered to their heaving tables six at a time by hearty farmgirls who'd lost the ability to fasten their blouses.<br /> <br /> Suddenly, <b>Stalingrad</b> didn't seem such a bargain after all.<br /> <br /> One morning I had joined Kolya and Seriozha for a <i>troika</i> - we each had three roubles, which was enough to buy the cheapest bottle of vodka. It was some special occasion - Seriozha had <b>washed his neck</b>, I remember that - so we'd decided to spend two hours in the booze queue.<br /> <br /> After about 50 minutes of our smoking, muttering and round-corner hawking, a pensioner in the standard-issue <b>damp brown flares</b>, pigeon-daubed beret and cardboard jacket marched up, his medals for driving a tank over a pile of Romanian hussars glinting in the low winter sun.<br /> <br /> <i>"Out of my way, slackers!"</i> he snarled, brandishing his get-out-of-queues-free war veteran card as he shoved through the steaming mob at the shop door. <i>"I was in Berlin, so move it!"</i><br /> <br /> He'd served in the Red Army, he'd used the palace at Sans Souci as his lavatory, and he'd lived for forty years on <b>birch&nbsp;bark and bitterness</b>. The crowd would have been instinctively sympathetic to him, having at least one such Spartan each in their families. But along came Gorbachev and his Dry Law, and everything was changed, changed utterly.<br /> <br /> He emerged from the shop clutching two open bottles of Zhiguli. He necked half of one right in front of us, retched, then spat it out over an <b>audience of sparrows</b>.<br /> <br /> <i>"Pisswater!"</i> he gagged. <i>"To think I fought the Germans for five years - one of them on my own - so that I could drink this muck. Bollocks!"</i><br /> <br /> Pisswater or not, it was more beer than the rest of us had, and the mood of the crowd was restless. Then one voice rang out:<br /> <br /> <i>"Think - if you hadn't fought so hard, grandad, we'd all be drinking <b>Bavarian Pils </b>right now!"</i><br /> <br /> I braced myself for the <b>inevitable lynching</b>. No one in the Soviet Union joked about the Nazis' winning the war.<br /> <br /> But instead there were a murmur of appreciation, then laughter and a brief round of applause. The <b>Hammer of the Goths</b> shuffled off, trailing his bottles behind him. Mr Gorbachev and Soviet power followed suit, six short years later, to be replaced by the ever-thirsty Boris Yeltsin.<br /> <br /> Perhaps Mr Cameron should put his feet up on Mr Clegg one evening and ponder these lessons of history. Ed Miliband may be a Diet Coke kinda guy, but out there in the heaving darkness you can just make out the embers of <b>Ken Clarke's cheroot</b>.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br />2012/12/in-winos-veritas.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (No Good Boyo)12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-1881252198798823014Sat, 24 Nov 2012 09:42:00 +00002012-12-01T10:53:08.877+00:00Scott of Arabia<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="133" src="; width="320" /></a></div> <i>My forthcoming novel:</i><br /> <br /> A mix-up at Thomas Cook finds Capt Robert Falcon Scott and his chums deposited on the shores of Arabia Deserta.<br /> <br /> Undeterred by blistering heat, expiring huskies and the constant chafing of sand under their thermals, the men of the&nbsp;Terra Nova Expedition&nbsp;trudge off,&nbsp;Aqaba-bound, shod in tennis rackets and furs.<br /> <br /> With foul pipes clenched in sunbleached teeth, they drag sleds of fermenting pemmican and donkey corpses&nbsp;across the Devil's Anvil.<br /> <br /> Salvador Dalí, a young Catalan artist diverted from Tangiers by a Cox &amp; King's clerk with a loathing for Modernism, strokes the unshaven half of his chin thoughtfully, and pens a <i>pneumatique</i> in betel juice to Luis Buñuel.<br /> <br /> But, as Scott approaches the Red Sea to turn the Turkish guns, he sees a Norwegian flag fluttering above the Mameluke fort...<br /> <br /> Meanwhile, a North German Lloyd cruise ship debouches etiolated Welsh invert Capt T.E. Lawrence near Ross Island, Antarctica.<br /> <br /> His white robes billow in merciless squalls while he pitches a tent of sheer muslin. Lawrence squints into the ebbing Sun. His etchings and easel fly out across McMurdo Sound.<br /> <br /> <i>"I shall name this frigid landfall Cape Dahoum..."</i> he apostrophises an iceberg, just as an orca describes a perfect arc through the inky skies and snaps his head off.<br /> <br /> Lawrence's body teeters on the marbled strand fo


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Almost Adults Fri, 29 May 2026 15:15:13 +0000 Fri, 29 May 2026 15:15:13 +0000 Libsyn RSSgen 1.0 en Almost Adults Gage Agnew false gagekagnew@gmail.com episodic no Lylecast (ft. Lyle Rath) Lylecast (ft. Lyle Rath) Thu, 30 Mar 2023 17:26:47 +0000 Gage and Dan chat with Lyle Rath about staying relevant on the internet, what he hates about the gaming industry, and the magical world of audio. Specifically flump. Tweet Us: @almostadultspod Follow Gage: @GageAgnew Follow Dan: @hdtngm Follow Lyle: @LyleRath Support Gage:  Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Edited by Dan Watch Gage:  Subscribe to us on YouTube:  Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website: gageagnew.com Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@iamifbywhiskey) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> Gage and Dan chat with Lyle Rath about staying relevant on the internet, what he hates about the gaming industry, and the magical world of audio. Specifically flump. 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Check out voiceactingclub.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspod Follow Gage: @GageAgnew Follow Dan: @hdtngm Follow Kira: @kirabuckland Support Gage:  Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Edited by Dan and Gage Watch Gage:  Subscribe to us on YouTube:  Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website: gageagnew.com Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@iamifbywhiskey) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> Gage and Dan converse with Kira Buckland about internet fan-casting campaigns, David Bowie, and voicing Jolyne Cujo in JoJo! Check out voiceactingclub.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspod Follow Gage: @GageAgnew Follow Dan: @hdtngm Follow Kira: @kirabuckland Support Gage: Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Edited by Dan and Gage Watch Gage: Subscribe to us on YouTube: Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website: gageagnew.com Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@iamifbywhiskey) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> 01:08:48 false full Tianacast (ft. 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Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspodFollow Gage: @GageAgnew  Daniel Kawka doesn't have a Twitter Follow Weird Alphabet: @weirdalpod Follow Dan Murrell: @MurrellDan Follow Mara: @thatmara Support Dan Murrell: Support Gage: Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Edited by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan)   Gage Your Interest:    Watch Gage:  Subscribe to us on YouTube:  Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website: gageagnew.com Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> Gage and Daniel Kawka return to Almost Adults with Dan Murrell and Mara Knopic to discuss movies, streaming, and oh yeah, that pandemic thing. Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspodFollow Gage: @GageAgnew Daniel Kawka doesn't have a Twitter Follow Weird Alphabet: @weirdalpod Follow Dan Murrell: @MurrellDan Follow Mara: @thatmara Support Dan Murrell: Support Gage: Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Edited by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) Gage Your Interest: Watch Gage: Subscribe to us on YouTube: Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website: gageagnew.com Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> 01:40:25 true full Patcast (ft. Pat Francis) Patcast (ft. Pat Francis) Fri, 24 May 2019 14:36:44 +0000 Dan Kawka and Gage are back with Pat Francis of the Rock Solid podcast and they talk about music, superheroes, and Pat's new documentary, Uplyft! Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspodFollow Gage: @GageAgnew  Dan doesn't have a Twitter Follow Weird Alphabet: @weirdalpod Follow Pat: @Pat_Francis Follow Rock Solid: @RockSolidShow Follow Uplyft: @UpLyftDoc   Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Produced By Pat Francis What Pat's Listening to:  What Dan's Listening to: What Gage's Listening to:  Gage Your Interest:  Watch Almost Adults:  Watch Gage:  Subscribe to us on YouTube:  Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website:  Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> Dan Kawka and Gage are back with Pat Francis of the Rock Solid podcast and they talk about music, superheroes, and Pat's new documentary, Uplyft! Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspodFollow Gage: @GageAgnew Dan doesn't have a Twitter Follow Weird Alphabet: @weirdalpod Follow Pat: @Pat_Francis Follow Rock Solid: @RockSolidShow Follow Uplyft: @UpLyftDoc Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Produced By Pat Francis What Pat's Listening to: What Dan's Listening to: What Gage's Listening to: Gage Your Interest: Watch Almost Adults: Watch Gage: Subscribe to us on YouTube: Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website: Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> 01:17:07 true full Buntycast (ft. Bunty King) Buntycast (ft. Bunty King) Thu, 21 Feb 2019 16:58:59 +0000 Gage and Niall sit down with the Bunty King himself to chat about his journey in video games!   Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspod Follow Gage: @GageAgnew  Follow Niall: (@NiallerDefiler) Follow Bunty King: Twitter: @realbuntyking Twitch: Instagram:@mrbuntyking Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Editing by Alex Keel (@hashtagkeel) Gage Your Interest:  Watch Almost Adults:  Watch Gage:  Subscribe to us on YouTube:  Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website:  Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> Gage and Niall sit down with the Bunty King himself to chat about his journey in video games! Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspod Follow Gage: @GageAgnew Follow Niall: (@NiallerDefiler) Follow Bunty King: Twitter: @realbuntyking Twitch: Instagram:@mrbuntyking Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Editing by Alex Keel (@hashtagkeel) Gage Your Interest: Watch Almost Adults: Watch Gage: Subscribe to us on YouTube: Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website: Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> 01:00:21 true full Bonus Episode 3: Melindacast (ft. Melinda West) Bonus Episode 3: Melindacast (ft. Melinda West) Fri, 11 Jan 2019 15:01:55 +0000 Gage chats with Melinda West of Sugar Rum Tantrum to discuss artistic criticism, traveling, and funky tunes.   Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspod Follow Gage: @GageAgnew  Follow Sugar Rum Tantrum Twitter: @sugarrumtantrum Instagram: @sugarrumtantrum Spotify:  Soundcloud:  Bandcamp: Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Editing by Alex Keel Gage Your Interest:  Watch Almost Adults:  Watch Gage:  Subscribe to us on YouTube:  Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website:  Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> Gage chats with Melinda West of Sugar Rum Tantrum to discuss artistic criticism, traveling, and funky tunes. Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspod Follow Gage: @GageAgnew Follow Sugar Rum Tantrum Twitter: @sugarrumtantrum Instagram: @sugarrumtantrum Spotify: Soundcloud: Bandcamp: Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Editing by Alex Keel Gage Your Interest: Watch Almost Adults: Watch Gage: Subscribe to us on YouTube: Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website: Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> 48:49 true full Matt'n'Michellecast (ft Matt McEwan & Michelle Stanford) Matt'n'Michellecast (ft Matt McEwan & Michelle Stanford) Sun, 02 Dec 2018 01:13:49 +0000 Gage and Kat sit down with Matt McEwan and Michelle Stanford to talk about anime conventions and story foundations!   Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspod Follow Gage: @GageAgnew  Follow Kat: @KatVendetti Follow Michelle: @michelledrawz Follow Matt: @Envelion Follow Niall: @NiallerDefiler Follow Jeff: @JohnnyUtah_ng Follow Matt's Instagram: @envelion Read Centralia 2050:  Watch the Nightmare Cops Trailer:  Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Editing by Keagan Gage Your Interest:  Watch Almost Adults:  Watch Gage:  Watch Niall:  Watch Jeff:  Subscribe to us on YouTube:  Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website:  Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> Gage and Kat sit down with Matt McEwan and Michelle Stanford to talk about anime conventions and story foundations! Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspod Follow Gage: @GageAgnew Follow Kat: @KatVendetti Follow Michelle: @michelledrawz Follow Matt: @Envelion Follow Niall: @NiallerDefiler Follow Jeff: @JohnnyUtah_ng Follow Matt's Instagram: @envelion Read Centralia 2050: Watch the Nightmare Cops Trailer: Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Editing by Keagan Gage Your Interest: Watch Almost Adults: Watch Gage: Watch Niall: Watch Jeff: Subscribe to us on YouTube: Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website: Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> 01:40:00 true full Jeffcast (ft. JohnnyUtah) Jeffcast (ft. JohnnyUtah) Tue, 31 Jul 2018 14:07:28 +0000 Gage reunites Jeff (JohnnyUtah) and Niall for tomfoolery and swell conversation.   Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspod Follow Gage: @GageAgnew  Follow Niall: @NiallerDefiler Follow Jeff: @JohnnyUtah_ng Follow Dan's Podcast: @weirdalpod Watch the Nightmare Cops Trailer: Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Additional Editing by Niall Gage Your Interest:  Watch Almost Adults:  Watch Gage:  Watch Niall:  Watch Jeff:  Subscribe to us on YouTube:  Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website:  Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> Gage reunites Jeff (JohnnyUtah) and Niall for tomfoolery and swell conversation. Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspod Follow Gage: @GageAgnew Follow Niall: @NiallerDefiler Follow Jeff: @JohnnyUtah_ng Follow Dan's Podcast: @weirdalpod Watch the Nightmare Cops Trailer: Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Additional Editing by Niall Gage Your Interest: Watch Almost Adults: Watch Gage: Watch Niall: Watch Jeff: Subscribe to us on YouTube: Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website: Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> 01:03:06 true full Michaelcast (ft. Michael Hunter) Michaelcast (ft. Michael Hunter) Sat, 14 Jul 2018 21:38:52 +0000 Dan Kawka and Gage sit down with Michael Hunter of The Weird Alphabet to talk about meeting their heroes.   Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspodFollow Gage: @GageAgnew  Dan doesn't have a Twitter Follow Michael: @Arctic_Ginger Follow Weird Alphabet: @weirdalpod Michael's Hamilton Parody: Michael with Weird Al:  Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Additional Editing by Aaron Overton Gage Your Interest:  Watch Almost Adults:  Watch Gage:  Subscribe to us on YouTube:  Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website:  Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> Dan Kawka and Gage sit down with Michael Hunter of The Weird Alphabet to talk about meeting their heroes. Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspodFollow Gage: @GageAgnew Dan doesn't have a Twitter Follow Michael: @Arctic_Ginger Follow Weird Alphabet: @weirdalpod Michael's Hamilton Parody: Michael with Weird Al: Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Additional Editing by Aaron Overton Gage Your Interest: Watch Almost Adults: Watch Gage: Subscribe to us on YouTube: Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website: Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> 01:05:31 true full The BreakUpCast (ft. The Break Up Podcast) The BreakUpCast (ft. The Break Up Podcast) Thu, 31 May 2018 13:50:39 +0000 Gage and Kat sit down with The Break Up Podcast to chat about emotional maturity, mental health, and... Gage's crush on Kat??? Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspodFollow Gage: @GageAgnew  Follow Kat: @KatVendetti Follow The Break Up Podcast: @thebreakuppod Follow Niall: @NiallerDefiler Gage's Break Up Podcast Episode:  Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Additional Editing by Niall Gage Your Interest:  Watch Almost Adults:  Watch Gage:  Watch Niall:  Watch Amin:  Subscribe to us on YouTube:  Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website:  Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (@aospiderfan) and written by Dodge Williams (@dbw4511)]]> Gage and Kat sit down with The Break Up Podcast to chat about emotional maturity, mental health, and... Gage's crush on Kat??? Email Us: almostadultspodcast@gmail.com Tweet Us: @almostadultspodFollow Gage: @GageAgnew Follow Kat: @KatVendetti Follow The Break Up Podcast: @thebreakuppod Follow Niall: @NiallerDefiler Gage's Break Up Podcast Episode: Artwork by Matt McEwan (@Envelion) Additional Editing by Niall Gage Your Interest: Watch Almost Adults: Watch Gage: Watch Niall: Watch Amin: Subscribe to us on YouTube: Instagram Us: @almostadultspod Check out our website: Our theme song was performed by Aaron Overton (

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