Comments on: Building an Alternative SEO Glossary (Or Improving the SEO Lexicon, 1 Day at a Time)
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Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:51:04 +0000
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By: Andrew Isidoro
#comment-5129
Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:51:04 +0000
Pretty sure “Fuzzy SEO” falls into the same category of Orwellian “Doublethink”.
It’s supposed to be the “act of simultaneously accepting two mutually contradictory beliefs as correct” or “talking crap” as the rest of us understand it as.
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By: Paul Gailey
#comment-5111
Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:49:35 +0000
the horrific KVD, in much need of a corporate vaccine, is surely now become a STD as in “Socially Transmitted Disease”?
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By: Patrick Hathaway
#comment-5107
Mon, 10 Dec 2012 10:20:32 +0000
Causeration Explanation Disorder – The inability to write a blog post without pointing out the difference between correlation and causation. The symptoms of the Causeration Explanation Disorder are often mistakenly attributed to intelligence, but are soon correctly diagnosed as arrogance.
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By: Ted Ives
#comment-5097
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 06:30:05 +0000
A “muchcutts”.
A unit of measure that measures how “much” you should worry about something, as explained in the Google Webmaster Videos, as in:
“I wouldn’t worry about [insert ranking factor here]……………..MUCH”.
Which of course means, you should of course worry about it, somewhat.
So, checking whether a blog link is a dofollow one or not would be .1 muchcutts, your keyword density would be 2 muchcutts, and your anchor text profile would be something like 50 muchcutts.
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By: Kevin
#comment-2568
Fri, 11 May 2012 08:45:10 +0000
Creative Keywords – Just (Not Provided), but then with a better name. Who cares? You can find out the landing pages and still find out where the traffic comes from. You should know what people are looking for when they are looking for your site.
If you want to rank for bananas, whilst you sell 4th hand cars, the conversion rate of Bananas will be very high I think. Hence the Creative Keywords. (!)
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By: SEO Nob
#comment-2548
Wed, 09 May 2012 22:50:09 +0000
KEYWORD VANITY DISORDER (KVD) – Clients that fall in love obsessively with ONE f*cking keyword, and bug you non stop about its daily position, the discrepancies of position between 2 computers, the fact that that they are not #1 for this keyword although they are being found for 1000s of variations of it, with millions in sales… THEY ARE NOT HAPPY UNTIL THEIR KEYWORD IS NUMBER 1.
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By: John Meffen
#comment-2546
Wed, 09 May 2012 22:09:37 +0000
‘Magic Pixie Dust’ – What google allegedly gives you in the way of the little green bar if you do linkbiulding in the way Matt Cutts tells you.
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By: Gaz Copeland
#comment-2545
Wed, 09 May 2012 20:03:03 +0000
Instant SEO = Adwords
Algo-rhythm = The tunes Matt Cutts rocks as drops an update
That’s all I got 🙁
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By: 011100110110010
#comment-2544
Wed, 09 May 2012 16:22:03 +0000
In reply to Tim Alcock.
Thats what I thought… a lot of time went into that image choice.
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By: David Kartuzinski
#comment-2543
Wed, 09 May 2012 15:38:08 +0000
“Quack” – Added to Websters New World Dictionary, specialized definition (along side of Scientific, Psychology and Archaic definitions). Specialized Definition: (Internet Marketing) – Noun. One who guarantees number one Keyword SERP results to a client who otherwise doesn’t know any better. For example, The SEO Quack promised me I would be #1 in Google for my keyword in three weeks. Verb. To promise number one Keyword SERP results to a client who otherwise doesn’t know any better. For example, The SEO was quacking at us and we promptly fired him. Special Usage: Noun. Often used twice together to poke fun at the SEO, example, The SEO was doing the quack quack.
History, coined in the late 21st century after seeing many internet web site owners waddling around like a duck after wasting thousands of dollars on ineffective SEO. “
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