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Sorta.I've been putting off this post for over a month now (actually, more like 6 months now, but who's counting?) but it's time! There will not be anymore posts on this site and in a few months from now, I will be taking it down completely.<br /> <br /> The decision to stop my blog isn't entirely that I've ceased to enjoy writing, but rather because when I began this blog in 2010, it was meant to be a collaboration blog of various women's stories of how funny and/or horrible it was going through puberty and their early 20s. That never happened. I got a surprisingly low response of women that wanted to share their stories, even anonymously, so I just began writing all of my own stories. Although I was quite the dumb skank, even I only had so many stories to share. After inserting a variety of posts about other topics, I found that my original intent was pretty much gone.<br /> <br /> It's not that I am quitting Adventures in Estrogen, but more like it's just complete, and I am proud of what I've accomplished here in the last 4 years, as well as treasuring the friends I have made because of this.<br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-size: x-large;">I love you!</span></b><br /> <br /> The reason why I will be taking it down in a few months is another story all together. It seems as even though I still get about 1000 page views a day, 995 of those seem to be from fucking pedophiles thinking that my stories of my (very) young sexual experiences will somehow turn them on. It's so fucking horrific and never did I ever even consider this to be a possible side effect of my writings, which are 100% meant to be cautionary tales for girls and/or parents of young girls and <b>nothing fucking more than that.</b> I guess I was naive.&nbsp;My blog search term results used to be hilarious and a constant source of entertainment, but in the past year, it's mostly just turned my stomach &amp; I cannot even bear to check them anymore.<br /> <br /> I want to thank all of you that have supported, laughed, cried, commented and connected with me over the last 4 years. As you are probably well aware, I'm always on <a href="; target="_blank">The Twitter</a> and my website <a href="; has its own independent website now with some of my favourite posts permanently residing there. I'll also have a <a href="; target="_blank">Tumblr</a> (yeah, I love Tumblr and I don't fucking care who knows it) where I will post things that are longer than 140 characters. I also hope to write for <a href="; target="_blank">In The Powder Room</a> again someday, but that won't be until Baby E lets me near a computer for longer than 5 minutes.<br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-size: large;">PS. <a href="; target="_blank">Buy our book.</a> Woot!&nbsp;</span></b><br /> <b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b> <b>See you on the flip side, hookers! Muuuuuuuuah.</b><br /> <b><br /></b> <b>Lady E, signing off.</b><br /> <b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b> <b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b>2014/02/this-is-end-sorta.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Estrogen)15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-7470891021586029191Sun, 15 Dec 2013 04:05:00 +00002014-07-15T19:18:25.704-04:00ConversationsHumorHusbandSex TalkSavvy SuckersMy husband and I were watching TV (as usual) when one of my favourite cheesy commercials came on -- the Durex Savvy Lovers. Since according to the television people, I shave my hoo-haa, so therefore, I <b>DESERVE</b> the best sex ever. Well, doesn't that just go without saying?<br /> <br /> Ahem.<br /> <br /> Anyway, this time it aired — having been only 8 weeks since I gave birth and had my tubes tied (WOOT!) — I snorted and attempted to be funny by mocking them...<br /> <br /> "Ha! They have to use condoms like suckers!"<br /> <br /> My husband raised his eyebrows and rebutted with a tone of snark while he pointed to Little Miss Fussypants, who I was currently rocking on my chest...<br /> <br /> "<b><i>THEY</i></b> ARE THE SUCKERS? ARE YOU SURE?"<br /> <br /> Humfph.<br /> <br /> Jerk.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; height="290" width="400" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />2013/12/savvy-suckers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Estrogen)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-6577205198685913621Wed, 27 Nov 2013 17:26:00 +00002013-11-27T12:26:22.802-05:00ConversationsSmokingSmooth OperatorIt had been 3 weeks since I had Baby E. She already had a cold and because of her stuffed sinuses, we hadn't slept for more than 20 minutes at a time for the past 3 days. The boys were being their typical 4 year old selves in the morning, which consisted of completely forgetting what needed to be done in order to get ready for school. Boots? Hats?&nbsp;Jackets? Apparently, I might as well be speaking fucking Greek. No day seems to be better than any other, but they can always get worse.<br /> <br /> I had just returned back to the house after dropping the boys off at school after what I commonly describe as "Thing 1's nuclear meltdowns". And the cause this time? Who the hell knows; I can't keep track anymore.<br /> <br /> I was fucking exhausted.<br /> <br /> Baby was actually sleeping in her carrier when I took her out of the car to go into the house. I noticed my neighbor's 18 year old son across the street, sitting in his car and smoking.<br /> <br /> <b>Cigarettes.</b><br /> <br /> Now, I hadn't had a smoke for 9 months -- my last one being about 45 minutes before I peed on a stick.<br /> <br /> At least it wasn't 45 minutes <i>AFTER </i>I peed, so whatever. Shut up.<br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-size: large;">Ahem.</span></b><br /> <br /> Maybe it was my exhaustion that was driving my decisions, but I swallowed my pride and went over to the kid, "Can I get a smoke off you?"<br /> <br /> "Sure. They're menthol though."<br /> <br /> MENTHOL?! Things have sure changed since I was in high school, but beggars can't be snobby bitches, I guess.<br /> <br /> I lied, "That's fine." All I knew is that I wanted to hold that stick between my fingers and hold it between my lips, so a pansy-assed mint flavored cigarette would have to do.<br /> <br /> As the boy handed me the cigarette, he pleaded with me, "Don't tell my mom, okay?"<br /> <br /> I backed away from his car and just smiled, "No problem. Don't tell my husband, okay?"<br /> <br /> He nodded and laughed.<br /> <br /> As I touched a flame to the end and inhaled, despite it being a tad minty, it was so goddamn glorious.<br /> <br /> Smooth and satisfying, as if I was living inside a cigarette poster from the 40s.<br /> <br /> I haven't had one since that day, but let's not discuss the 2lbs of M&amp;M's I've had instead...<br /> <br /> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">That's me, can't you tell?</td></tr> </tbody></table> <br /> <br />2013/11/smooth-operator.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Estrogen)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-4116395033568814775Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:15:00 +00002014-07-13T21:51:55.821-04:00announcementsbabyBirthday presentsShe's here!<div style="text-align: center;"> Although a slightly belated announcement, I thought it was time I got my arse into gear</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> to post something about my new bundle o'joy -- Baby E (a.k.a. Hiccup, a.k.a. Squeakers).</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Born October 9th, 2013, weighing 9lbs2oz -- via c-section.&nbsp;</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> No pushing was required.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Thanks so much for everyone's well wishes on The Twitter &amp; emails.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Love and hugs to you all!<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> <br /></div> <br />2013/10/shes-here.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Estrogen)20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-7808584158553194410Tue, 01 Oct 2013 13:00:00 +00002013-10-02T08:52:09.018-04:00MusicParodyPregnancyThe final countdown — it is on!<div style="text-align: center;"> <b>OK, I've officially made it to October so it's go time, baby!&nbsp;</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>In honor of my last few days of pregnancy, I wrote this song. I thought I'd put forth some extra effort, especially since this might be the last post for a couple weeks. Please note my seesawing, hormonal affections towards my husband, mostly based on whether or not he's giving me food at the time, obviously.&nbsp;</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><br /></b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>------------</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> On the final day of pregnancy, my jerk face husband gave to me an extra load of his laundry.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> On the 2nd last day of pregnancy, my high blood pressure gave to me two puffy cankles.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> And an extra load of his laundry.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> On the 3rd last day of pregnancy, my doctor gave to me three Labetalols.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Two puffy cankles.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> And an extra load of his laundry. </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> On the 4th last day of pregnancy, my true love gave to me four tubes of Pringles.</div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Three Labetalols.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Two puffy cankles.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> And an extra load of his laundry.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> On the 5th last day of pregnancy, my cravings gave to me five iced coffeeeeees.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Four tubes of Pringles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Three Labetalols.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Two puffy cankles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> And an extra load of his laundry.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> On the 6th last day of pregnancy, my baby gave to me six extra kilos.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Five iced&nbsp;coffeeeeees.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Four tubes of Pringles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Three Labetalols.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Two puffy cankles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> And an extra load of his laundry.&nbsp;</div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> On the 7th last day of pregnancy, my doctor gave to me seven more goddamn days.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Six extra kilos.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Five iced&nbsp;coffeeeeees.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Four tubes of Pringles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Three Labetalols.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Two puffy cankles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> And an extra load of his laundry.&nbsp;</div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> On the 8th last day of pregnancy, my whiny husband gave to me eight panicked texts.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Seven more goddamn days.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Six extra kilos.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Five iced&nbsp;coffeeeeees.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Four tubes of Pringles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Three Labetalols.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Two puffy cankles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> And an extra load of his laundry.&nbsp;</div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> On the 9th last day of pregnancy, my baby gave to me nine toilet trips.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Eight panicked texts.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Seven more goddamn days.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Six extra kilos.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Five iced&nbsp;coffeeeeees.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Four tubes of Pringles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Three Labetalols.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Two puffy cankles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> And an extra load of his laundry.&nbsp;</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> On the 10th last day of pregnancy, my inner teenager gave to me ten throbbing zits.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Nine toilet trips.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Eight panicked texts.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Seven more goddamn days.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Six extra kilos.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Five iced&nbsp;coffeeeeees.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Four tubes of Pringles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Three Labetalols.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Two puffy cankles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> And an extra load of his laundry.</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> On the 11th last day of pregnancy, my true love gave to me eleven bites of poutine.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Ten throbbing zits.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Nine toilet trips.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Eight panicked texts.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Seven more goddamn days.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Six extra kilos.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Five iced&nbsp;coffeeeeees.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Four tubes of Pringles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Three Labetalols.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Two puffy cankles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> And an extra load of his laundry.</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> On the 12th last day of pregnancy, my fucking hormones gave to me twelve creepy skin tags.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Eleven bites of poutine.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Ten throbbing zits.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Nine toilet trips.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Eight panicked texts.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Seven more goddamn days.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Six extra kilos.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Five iced&nbsp;coffeeeeees.</div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Four tubes of Pringles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Three Labetalols.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Two puffy cankles.</div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> And an extra load of his laundry-eee-eee-eee.</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div align="center"> <a href="; title="A Mother Life"><img alt="A Mother Life" src="; style="border: none;" /></a></div> 2013/10/the-final-countdown-it-is-on.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Estrogen)13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-5406623542138827032Mon, 09 Sep 2013 16:00:00 +00002013-09-09T12:08:41.012-04:00HumorMusicPregnancyPush it or not to push it<div style="text-align: center;"> Here's a little song I've been singing to myself ever since I was told last week there's a good chance I could deliver this baby "naturally". I'm experiencing intense mixed emotions, for sure. Eik. <a href="; target="_blank">Sing along</a>, if you like -- I'm pretty sure you all know it :)</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;">Ah, push it</span></b><br /> <b><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ah, push it</b></span></b></div> <b><span style="font-size: large;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Oooh, baby, baby</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>A 9lb baby?!</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>The vaginal abyss!</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Ow! Baby!</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>The decision's here!</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>[Now wait a minute, y'all</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>This pushin’ ain't for everybody</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Only the flexi people</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>So all you fly mothers, get on out there and push</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>PUSH, I said!]</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>The decision's here, and the doc</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Wants me to push it, babe</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Always thought I’d get another C, so it’s a shock</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>The recovery time’s better, that we all know</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>But I didn’t overly want my hairy vaj to be put on show</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>To push it</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Ah, push it - push it good</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Ah, push it - push it real good</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Hey! Ow!</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Drugs are good!</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Oooh, baby, baby</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>A 9lb baby?!</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Yeah, you -- don’t gimme a kiss</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Better get me the drugs or else I'm gonna get pissed</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Can't handle the thought of poopin’ too, like I know I could.</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Don’t push it…</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Or push it good</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>P-push it real good</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Oh, shit.</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>The vaginal abyss!</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Boy, you’re now gettin’ the snip</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>If I have to experience my lady bits rip.</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Ah, push it.</b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><br /></b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><br /></b></div> </span></b>2013/09/push-it-or-not-to-push-it.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Estrogen)13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-4293730402197074093Wed, 28 Aug 2013 16:00:00 +00002013-08-28T23:55:39.777-04:00Lady RantsmotherhoodMy life is overWhere life plans go to dieI have never been good with attitude of "whatever happens tomorrow, happens". Fuck that. I need to know not only where my next meal is coming from, but where my next 1000 meals are coming from, at least. And I've always been that way.<br /> <br /> I knew in University that I'd be a salary girl. A few of my fellow artist classmates were adamant on going the freelance, suffer-for-your-art route, but the mere thought of that made me twitchy.<br /> <br /> Even as a child, I would get stomach pangs in the middle of the night because my father was SO CHEAP and would obsess about money so frequently that I was convinced that we were going bankrupt and we'd become homeless at any moment. Turns out, we were doing just fine. THANKS FOR THAT, DAD.<br /> <br /> It's not that I'm obsessed with money or wanting to be rich; I just want to be "stable". The last few years with the twins has been a reality check and I somehow managed to accept the fact that we'd be dipping into the red every month until the boys started full time school -- which would be this September, 2013.<br /> <br /> Husband and I had been calling it FREEDOM 2013 pretty much since 2008. From the latter part of 2009 until <a href=" day I lost my job in November of last year</a>, we had been paying FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS a month in childcare.<br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-size: large;">That would have all gone away next week.</span></b><br /> <br /> Oh my fucking god, we could finally start paying off our other debts! Perhaps pay off our mortgage a little faster. Or actually contribute to RRSPs for us, or RESPs for the kids (which is laughable at the moment). We were going to have $1500 EVERY MONTH to do whatever the hell we wanted. I had been fantasizing withdrawing that amount at the end of September and rolling around in it; I was totally going to do it too.<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <b>See? That pretty much would've been me . . . except with Canadian money, obviously.</b></div> <br /> And I was OK with waiting for that. It was an achievable goal. There was going to be an end to this annoying clusterfuck that is "not having enough money for the Lightning McQueen underwear that the boys want". Even as I write that, I realize it's a "first world problem" but nevertheless, it was a problem for me.<br /> <br /> My boys, at 4 years old, have already begun asking me if things are "too much moneys" for them to have, and it truly breaks my heart. I see history repeating itself, except this time it's a <i><b>real</b></i> issue.<br /> <br /> I should be getting emotional about my babies going off to big boy school next week, but it's really being over-shadowed by all this crap, and I hate it. So, I'm trying my very hardest not to still be bitter about losing my job, but even in my worst case scenario, I didn't see myself STILL being unemployed by this time. And yet here I am.<br /> <br /> Unsure about tomorrow and freaking right the hell out.<br /> <br /> Oh, and baby number 3 arrives in 6 weeks...<br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-size: large;">Tick-fucking-tock.</span></b><br /> <br /> <br />2013/08/where-life-plans-go-to-die.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Estrogen)13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-8000330358480893240Fri, 23 Aug 2013 13:00:00 +00002014-07-15T19:25:45.012-04:00BullyingCruel SchoolFlashback FridayFlashback Friday: The Sweater<div style="text-align: right;"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> I originally published this story back when I first begun blogging in 2010, but after everything that's been happening recently with bullying, and social media being such a strong contributing factor in teen suicides, I thought I should re-visit this memory.</div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> Even now, as I re-read and tweak the sentence structures (oh-my-god-what-was-I-thinking-putting-that-comma-there-3-years-ago), I can't help but think I dodged a HUGE bullet having this happen to me <b><i>before</i></b> the age of cyber-bullying and social media. Something as silly as this could have easily spiraled out of control (even more than it already did) and caused some serious damage.<span style="text-align: right;">&nbsp;</span></div> </div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">It took me until this incident to realize that although girls are always pegged to have serious peer-pressure issues; guys&nbsp;aren't&nbsp;that different after all.</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">In grade 11, I had a briefly lived friendship with Scott, a guy in my graphics class. Of course, I would have wanted more, but even being his friend was good enough for me. He was very cute, but also a little odd, which is why I guess I was drawn to him.</span><br /> <br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; text-align: justify;" /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Scott and I really got along well; we had a lot of similar interests and I just found that I was comfortable talking to him. Shortly after we first started talking, he started to wait for me every morning at the top of the hill from our school and we would continue together from there. He usually skateboarded to school, so he would either weave around me and talk or just get off and carry it when we walked together. Either way, I really enjoyed our morning chats and looked forward to them.</span><br /> <br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; text-align: justify;" /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">During school, he&nbsp;didn't&nbsp;really acknowledge our blossoming friendship, especially when his mates were around. That part I understood and it&nbsp;didn't&nbsp;bother me too much – I was well aware that most of them were complete douchebags.&nbsp;</span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">He was a ‘member’ of the cool guy skater boy squad at our school, although only about middle-management, meaning basically that he was a puppet to the ‘higher-ups’.&nbsp;</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">In order to have any kind of relationship with one of these guys, whether platonic or otherwise, the ‘higher-ups’ would have to approve, or some stupid shit like that.&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I assume the verdict came in that I was not good enough.</span></b></span><br /> <br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; text-align: justify;" /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Our friendship had gone one step further and he invited me to his house after school a couple of times. I had met his mum and even had dinner with them. Of course, being the curious person that I was, while we were hanging out in his room, I had gone through some of his wardrobe drawers. We had a good laugh when I found a few old "nerdy" items and I also found a really nice black sweater. He said he hated it and that it was a bit "faggotty" for him, but I really liked it. He said I could take it, if I wanted to – so I did, and I wore it to school the next day.</span><br /> <br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; text-align: justify;" /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">He met me that morning as usual, and everything was cool between us... until lunchtime. I still have no idea how the ‘guy squad’ pieced together that I was wearing Scott’s sweater – it was a pretty generic all-black sweater – but they found out somehow. I guess that let the cat out of the bag, and from there on in, I could only speculate how things went down. I am <i><b>guessing</b></i> that they confronted Scott about me and they must have been extremely disapproving or made fun of him, because the next thing I knew, they were all approaching me – like a swarm of hyenas surrounding an injured gazelle.&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Then Scott yelled at me, <b>“Hey, you stupid bitch! Are you a klepto or something? What they fuck are you doing with my top?”&nbsp;</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">I really&nbsp;wasn't&nbsp;sure what was going on, and I&nbsp;didn't&nbsp;answer for a couple seconds; I was completely stunned, confused and terrified. This guy was supposed to be my friend. I just had dinner with him and his mother the night before, for fuck's sake!&nbsp;</span></span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Then, one of the upper-management assholes took over, <b>“Answer him, Klepto Bitch! What the fuck are you doing with his shit?”</b>&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">I&nbsp;didn't&nbsp;even think that trying to defend my&nbsp;honor&nbsp;would have served a purpose. I just kept leering at Scott, like I was telepathically begging for his help or something, and he&nbsp;didn't&nbsp;even flinch from his stare of hatred that he reciprocated back in my general direction.&nbsp;</span></span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">Luckily, I was wearing a T-shirt underneath that damn sweater, and I quickly pulled it off over my head and threw it back at him. The only thing I drummed up the courage to say was, “You can take your stupid fucking sweater, assholes!” And then I ran away, so as to save myself from getting my ass kicked by a bunch of guys (which I&nbsp;wouldn't&nbsp;have put past them) and also so that Scott or the others couldn't take any satisfaction in seeing my tears of pure rage that began to burn down my face.&nbsp;</span></span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">I could hear them yelling and taunting me as I ran away, as well as them victoriously high-fiving each other.</span></span></span><br /> <br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; text-align: justify;" /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: large; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><b>The next couple months felt like an excruciating eternity.&nbsp;</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">They called me ‘Klepto Bitch’ for the longest time. I tried to ignore it, but it really drove me a little insane. I couldn't sleep and was having serious stomach and digestive issues. I tried to avoid them whenever possible, and if I did see them travelling in a pack, I just cringed and got ready for the insults to be viciously hurled at me. Of course, they were fine when it was just one of them; it was "the herd" that I had to fear. As for Scott, I&nbsp;didn't&nbsp;even try to approach him about the situation. It was clear that his role as a ‘puppet’ was far more important than any scrap of friendship that we had developed. If I was forced to come within close range of him in class, he pretty much ignored my existence. It was so utterly disappointing.&nbsp;</span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large; line-height: 18px;"><b>I hated him.&nbsp;</b></span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large; line-height: 18px;"><b>I missed him.</b></span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large; line-height: 18px;"><b>And I felt sorry for him, all at the same time.</b></span></span><br /> <br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; text-align: justify;" /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Eventually, their herd started to ignore me in the halls — I guess the joke got old, even for them. It took about 3 months, but it did come to an end, and it was so gradual that I barely noticed when it had been weeks since any of them taunted me. Those locusts likely had moved on to someone fresh and new to devour.&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">I was usually out-going, the life of the party — but they&nbsp;paralyzed&nbsp;me and for once in my life, I welcomed obscurity.</span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span>2013/08/flashback-friday-sweater.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Estrogen)8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-55792234228041088Thu, 08 Aug 2013 15:22:00 +00002013-08-08T14:38:48.425-04:00ITPRPublishedYou Have Lipsti


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Mystery reader and writer by day, ballroom dancer by night. noreply@blogger.com (Elizabeth Kerri Mahon)Blogger1200125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10581466.post-545903619900908463Tue, 17 Jul 2012 01:02:00 +00002012-07-16T21:02:41.420-04:00The Real Housewives of Windsor: Sophie, Countess of Wessex<span lang="EN"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="; width="213" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> It’s hard to believe that it has been 13 years since Sophie Rhys-Jones walked down the aisle at St. George’s Chapel, Windsor and walked out as HRH, The Countess of Wessex. From the beginning, Sophie seemed determined to do things differently than previous Windsor Wives and for a while it looked like she might succeed. She was going to be a working wife, continuing to pursue her career in PR, while fulfilling royal duties as needed. She even talked of putting of having royal offspring while she and Edward enjoyed married life. Over the past 13 years, Sophie has weathered a host of storms including infertility, racy photos, questions about her business and a tabloid scandal that rocked the monarchy but Sophie came through relatively unscathed and has even taken the former Kate Middleton under her wing to teach her the ropes. <br /> <br /> When her relationship with Prince Edward was first revealed to the public, Sophie was often compared to Princess Diana. Both were tall, leggy blondes with short hair and English rose complexions, close in age (Diana was born in 1961, Sophie in 1965), but the resemblance was only on the surface. While Diana came from an aristocratic background, Sophie came from a decidedly middle-class one. Her father, Christopher, was a successful retired tire salesman, and her mother Mary was a secretary. Sophie’s mother even took in typing at home to help send her and her brother David to Dulwich Preparatory School and then to West Kent College. <br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> While Diana used to joke that she was “thick as a plank,” Sophie obtained 8 O-levels and 2 A-levels in English and Law. Diana’s parents famously split up when Diana was little; Sophie’s parents were happily married until her mother’s death in 2005. Before her marriage, Sophie trained as a secretary and had a successful career in public relations, while Diana flitted from one low-paying job after another. Diana was a very immature 20 years old when she married Prince Charles after a short courtship. Sophie was a mature woman of 34 who had dated her prince for over five years before she walked down the aisle at St. George’s Chapel, Windsor. Diana and Fergie’s family had royal connections stretching back centuries, Sophie’s only connection was that she was descended from the 1st Viscount Molesworth, a 17th century diplomat with links to the Stuart Kings of England and the Queen Mother, making Sophie and Edward cousins of sorts. While Diana had to contend with the continued presence of Camilla Parker-Bowles in her husband’s life, Sophie had to contend with rumors that Prince Edward was gay.<br /> <br /> Sophie even met her Prince like other modern couples, through her job. The couple met at a strategy meeting to discuss The Real Tennis Challenge, an event to raise funds for the Duke of Edinburgh’s scheme in 1993. Sophie later ended up standing in for Sue Barker for the photo-call with Edward, her hand resting lightly on his shoulder. She expressed interest in the game of ‘real tennis’ (the version that Henry VIII would have played) which was Edward’s sporting passion. Intrigued, Edward asked her out. Somehow they managed to keep the relationship secret for three months before the tabloids found out.<br /> <br /> To the royal family, Sophie must have seemed like a breath of fresh air. They were under pressure when she came on the scene. The monarchy was facing criticism from over everything from the Civil List, whether the Queen should pay taxes, as well as the disastrous marriages of the royal children. Sophie was neither a compassionate fashion icon like Diana nor a loose cannon like Sarah Ferguson. “You wouldn’t notice her in a crowd,” the Queen was overheard telling the Queen Mother and Princess Margaret. Sophie was seen to be unthreatening, a mixture of solid middle-class conventionality mixed with media modernity. Colleagues from work described her as always game for a laugh and down to earth. The editor of OK! Magazine, one of her clients, said “She’s not a girl of extremes and that’s essential to her character. She’s a person who can cope.” Together Sophie and Edward seemed as sexy and exciting as bread pudding. Sophie got along with most of the Royal Family especially Prince Philip but also Princess Anne who had never befriended either of her two previous sisters-in-law. Princess Diana allegedly called Sophie, “little Miss Goody Two Shoes,” behind her back.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="209" src="; width="320" /></a></div> The couple announced their engagement their engagement in January of 1999. At the press conference, the couple held hands affectionately as they showed off Sophie’s ring. Unlike his older brother Prince Charles, who famously declared, ‘whatever in love means,’ Edward said, “We are the best of friends and we happen to love each other very much.’ When asked if she found the prospect of joining the Royal Family daunting, Sophie answered honestly, ‘It is slightly nerve-racking in many ways. But I am ready for it now and I am fully aware of the responsibilities.’ Sophie had time to get a good look at royal life over the past several years. She’d been invited to join the Queen for family holidays at Windsor, Balmoral and Sandringham. A blind eye was turned when Sophie spent the night with Prince Edward at Buckingham Palace. She was even given her own pass to come and go as she pleased. She became well acquainted with the “men in grey” who had made Diana and Fergie’s lives as Royals so difficult. Both Diana and Sarah were jealous that Sophie was getting special treatment they had been thrown to the wolves. Prince Edward had even taken the step of sending an open letter to the press asking that they back off of Sophie. Sophie seemed almost too good to be true.<br /> <br /> Three weeks before wedding, the first scandal hit the headlines. London's biggest tabloid, <b><i>The Sun</i></b><i></i>, printed a topless picture of Sophie. What should have been a tempest in a teapot became a national uproar in the wake of Princess Diana's death, which was widely blamed on Fleet Street's disregard for royal privacy. The outcry was so enormous the tabloid Sun actually issued a groveling apology. The 11-year-old snapshot showed Sophie gallivanting with radio disc jockey Chris Tarrant during a 1988 business trip to Spain. At the time, Sophie was working for Capital Radio as a PR executive. The picture showed Tarrant pulling up a laughing Sophie’s bikini top, exposing one breast. The photographer, Kara Noble, was paid £40,000 for the photo but in the backlash after their publication, she was sacked from her job as a disc jockey. While the scandal was tame compared to the pictures of a topless Fergie having her toes sucked in the South of France, the publication signaled the end of the honeymoon between Sophie and the Press.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> The nuptials of Sophie and Edward on June 19, 1999 were a much more low-key affair than his siblings’ weddings, which took place at Westminster Abbey and St. Paul’s Cathedral. Since all three of those weddings ended in divorce, perhaps Prince Edward was hedging his bets by getting married at Windsor. Whatever the reason, Edward and Sophie had made it clear that their wedding was not to be a state occasion. On his wedding day, he was created The Earl of Wessex. Sophie’s new title would be HRH The Countess of Wessex. Eventually the plan was that after the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh’s death, Edward would inherit his father’s title. The wedding was attended by 560 guests and an estimated 200 million viewers around the world. Some commentators called it the “people’s wedding,” and 8,000 people were picked at random and invited into the castle grounds. <br /> <br /> Unlike the over-the-top 80’s confections worn by Diana and Sarah, Sophie wore a simple dress made of hand-dyed silk organza and silk crepe, with long sleeves and the detail consists of rows of pearls and crystal beading around the neck, sleeves and train, with further beading down the back and front of the dress-coat. 325,000 cut-glass and pearl beads were sewn on the dress, which was corseted, with a V-neck. To accompany the dress, the bride also wore a black-and-white pearl necklace, interspersed with white gold rondels, and a matching pair of black-and-white pearl drop earrings, designed by Prince Edward and made by Asprey and Garrard as a wedding gift from Edward. Sophie wore a diamond tiara, from the Queen's private collection, consisting of three open-work scroll motifs, designed and re-modeled by the Crown Jeweler, David Thomas, at Asprey and Garrard. <br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="; width="244" /></a></div> Soon after their wedding, it was announced that the royal couple would be balancing their professional lives with their royal duties. The Queen was said to be behind the couple’s decision. The couple took a 150 year lease on the 57 room Bagshot Park in Surrey, paying £5 million pounds for a property that on the open market would be worth at least 6 times as much. It is one of the largest Royal homes; even Prince Charles’s beloved Highgrove is not as big. Prince Edward went back to work at the moderately successful production company that he’d started in 1993, Ardent Productions while Sophie continued on with her PR firm RJH. But from the beginning there were questions about whether royalty and commerce should mix. Even before the wedding, Sophie was accused of using her relationship with Edward to drum up business. The longer her romance with Edward continued, the more her career seemed to flourish. <br /> <br /> Her critics said a big “I told you so,” when in 2001, an undercover reporter for the tabloid <b>News of the World</b>, Mazher Mahmood, posing as an Arab sheikh, recorded Sophie making disparaging remarks about Cherie Blair as "absolutely horrid, horrid, horrid" and criticized the prime minister's leadership style as "too presidential". It was also claimed that she boasted that she was the Royal family’s savior and calling the Queen ‘the old dear.’ It also appeared that Sophie was using her royal connections to drum up business. The story was picked up by the Daily Mail and other media outlets, humiliating the Countess. Although Buckingham Palace issued a statement suggesting that the reported comments were ‘selective, distorted and in several cases, flatly untrue,’ the damage was done. Sophie herself issued a statement that read, that she regretted the embarrassment she had caused after being taken in by the reporter's scheme. “I am deeply distressed by the carrying-out of an entrapment operation on me and my business but I also very much regret my own misjudgment in succumbing to that subterfuge.” For a supposedly smart and savvy business woman, it never seems to have occurred to Sophie to check out her new potential client. Landing such a lucrative account seemed to outweigh her common sense. Unlike Fergie who could at least claim alcohol as an excuse, Sophie drank nothing but mineral water during the meeting.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> The news brought back memories of ‘Squidgygate’ and ‘Tampongate’ when the Wales’s phone calls were taped and then published in the tabloids. Sophie compounded her error by sending personal letters of apology to Blair, Hague and Prince Charles. The tabloid turned over the tapes to Buckingham Palace in exchange for a 5 page interview with Sophie, in which she discussed IVF &amp; Edward’s sexuality. Instead of being a breath of fresh air, Sophie was in danger of been seen as no better than her predecessors. Her partner resigned but Sophie was hoping to ride it out but clients began to leave, outraged by publicity. Later that fall, Prince Edward got into trouble for filming at St. Andrew’s University as his nephew Prince William matriculated for a documentary. In 2002, both the Prince Edward and his wife announced that they would quit their business interests to focus on royal duties full time and to aid the Queen during her Golden Jubilee. To take some of the sting out having to give up their careers, the Queen increased the annual allowance to £250,000, essentially paying them not to work. <br /> <br /> Sophie, by all accounts, was devastated at having to give-up the business that she had worked so hard at developing for a life of ribbon-cutting and garden parties at Buckingham Palace. She had founded RJH in 1996 with her business partner Murray Harkin, and had been a dedicated career woman before her marriage. The company had a prestigious client list that included the Lanesborough Hotel in London, Boodles &amp; Dunthorne, Thomas Goode China, DFS Furniture chain, Rover Cars, and the Banyan Tree Hotel in Phuket, Thailand. According to an article in London’s <b><i>The Daily Mail</i></b><i></i>, the company was in talks to sell the business for £3.5 million (8 years later the company folded owing £1.7 million). However devastated she might have been, she also seemed resigned that if she wanted her marriage to work, she would have to make a success of her life as a royal instead. There were some who took great delight in her downfall, who felt that Sophie had developed a case of ‘red carpet fever’ when she married the Queen’s youngest son, that she got caught up with being a member of the Royal Family. She’d once remarked that she was the ‘second lady of the land’ and apparently had the attitude that went along with it. <br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> If that wasn’t bad enough, Sophie also had problems conceiving. In December of 2001, Sophie was brought to King Edward VII Hospital after complaining that she didn’t feel well. It was soon discovered that she was suffering from an ectopic pregnancy. She lost both the baby and an ovary. Two years later, she went into premature labor, resulting from a placental eruption, giving birth to a daughter Lady Louse on November 8, 2003. Sophie had to have a caesarian, and it was touch and go for a while for both mother and daughter. She lost a considerable amount of blood, and was said to be 20 minutes away from death. And then their daughter, Louise, was born with extropia, an eye condition that left her with one eye turning outwards. Longing for a second child, the couple went through a number of unsuccessful IVF treatments, before conceiving their son James, Viscount Severn (born December 17, 2007), naturally after almost four years of trying. It was an emotionally devastating time for Sophie, who had to watch several women on staff at the Palace give birth, while she struggled to conceive. Neither children will either have or use the style HRH at their parents’ request. Both Sophie and Edward wish for them to have as normal an upbringing as possible. <br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> Through it all, the Queen has been a huge supporter of Sophie. They share a strong bond and an interest in military history, and horses. Sophie is reportedly the first of The Queen’s daughters-in-law with home she has enjoyed a permanently warm relationship. While The Queen’s relationship with Camilla has thawed, they will never truly be close, and so far Prince Andrew has declined to remarry after his divorce from Fergie. The Queen even went so far as to pay a secret visit to Sophie when she was in the hospital after the traumatic birth of Lady Louise which was unprecedented. They became even closer after Sophie lost her mother to cancer in 2005. The Queen and Sophie take regular horseback rides around Windsor Great Park, and the Queen has even been known to pop around for tea at Bagshot Park unannounced. In 2010, Sophie was made a Dame Grand Cross of the Royal Victorian Order. Honorees are chosen by the Queen personally for this honor rather than recommended by the Prime Minister.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> Now 47, Sophie has proved to be a valuable member of the Royal Family. Unlike the Duchess of York who keeps making the same mistakes over and over again, but expecting a different result, Sophie learned from her earlier mistakes, and has not put a foot wrong since. She has even stepped it up fashion-wise in recent years, showing off a trimmer figure, and more stylish wardrobe of tall hats, and platform shoes. Articles in such diverse publications as Hello Magazine, The Telegraph and Majesty Magazine have all remarked on her transformation over the years. Another sign of how well thought of Sophie now is, she volunteered to take Kate Middleton under her wing, to show her the royal ropes after her engagement. She’s also become good friends with Princess Charlene of Monaco. Over the years, Sophie has been able to use her PR skills to good use to help the charities she’s patron of, including Born in Bradford research project, which investigates the causes of low birth weight and infant mortality. <br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> Edward and Sophie are now the Queen’s go to Royals to represent her on overseas trips and at royal weddings. In 2011, they attended the wedding of Prince Albert II of Monaco to Charlene Wittstock. To celebrate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee, they traveled to the Caribbean as well as a controversial trip to Gibraltar. As the Queen and Prince Philip cut back on their engagements, Sophie and Edward will no doubt continue to have a high profile until Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge become full-time royals.</span>2012/07/real-housewives-of-windsor-sophie.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Elizabeth Kerri Mahon)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10581466.post-734704584293516610Fri, 24 Feb 2012 21:47:00 +00002012-02-24T16:49:32.095-05:00Amy ThomasMemoirsParisGotham Gal Review: Paris My Sweet<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="; imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320px" lda="true" src="; width="212px" /></a></div>Title:&nbsp; PARIS MY SWEET<br /> Author:&nbsp; Amy Thomas<br /> Publisher:&nbsp; Sourcebooks<br /> Publication date: 2/1/2012<br /> Pages: 304<br /> <br /> <br /> <em><strong>Synopsis:</strong></em>&nbsp; Forever a girl obsessed with all things French, sweet freak Amy Thomas landed a gig as rich as the purest dark chocolate: leave Manhattan for Paris to write ad copy for Louis Vuitton. Working on the Champs-Élysées, strolling the charming streets, and exploring the best patisseries and boulangeries, Amy marveled at the magnificence of the City of Light.<br /> <div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br /> </div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">But does falling in love with one city mean turning your back on another? As much as Amy adored Paris, there was part of her that felt like a humble chocolate chip cookie in a sea of pristine macarons. PARIS, MY SWEET explores how the search for happiness can be as fleeting as a salted caramel souffle's rise, as intensely satisfying as molten chocolate cake, and about how the life you're meant to live doesn't always taste like the one you envisioned.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br /> </div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Part love letter to Paris, part love letter to New York, and total devotion to all things sweet, PARIS, MY SWEET is a treasure map for anyone with a hunger for life.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Amy Thomas is a New York—based writer who, for two lucky years, got to call Paris home. In addition to working as a copywriter in advertising, she writes about food, travel, design, and fashion for various publications such as the New York Times, National Geographic Traveler, Town &amp; Country, and Every Day with Rachael Ray. She is slightly obsessed with sweets.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br /> </div><br /> <div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;">Gotham Gal says:&nbsp; It was kind of cruel of Sourcebooks to send me a copy of Amy Thomas's memoir PARIS MY SWEET just after I'd given up sweets for Lent. Reading page after page of all the delectable treats she ate in Paris made me just want to lick the page! Like Amy, I especially adore dark chocolate.&nbsp;The old adage "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it," sprang to mind as I flipped through the pages.&nbsp; Amy adores Paris and jumps at the chance to live there only to find out that <em>living </em>in Paris is far different from <em>visiting</em> Paris.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;">PARIS MY SWEET brought back memories of the time that I lived in London just after college.&nbsp; Like Amy, my dream had alwyas been to live abroad, but in my case it was London.&nbsp; I was lucky enough to be able to buy a six month student work permit which enabled me to work anywhere in the UK.&nbsp; London wasn' t unfamiliar to me, I had spent 5 weeks the summer before my senior year of high school and a semester my junior year, but living and working there was far different from being a student.&nbsp; Finding a flat was a struggle, particularly since I didn't want to elnd up living with Americans (I eventually did) nor was finding a job a breeze, even though I had office skills. The four months I spent during one incredibly hot summer were some of the most difficult, frustrating and yet exhilirating experiences of my life. </div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;">Unlike me, Amy got to work on the Louis Vuitton account for Ogilvy and Mather, although incredibly LVMH didn't give the ad agency a discount for employees to shop their. How rude! It would be too easy to hate Thomas for landing such a cushy job in the City of Light but she's such an engaging narrator, not afraid to share with the reader her hopes and frustrations, that it felt like listening to a close friend over a glass of Lillet in&nbsp; small cafe near St. Germain. I sympathized with Amy as she spent 3 weeks having to living in a disgusting hotel near Montmartre (really Ogilvy, you couldn't have sprung for a corporate apartment?), jumped for joy when she found her dream flat, and sighed over her lack of dating prospects in Paris. I totally understood how torn she was between her new life in Paris and her old life in New York. </div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;">Her use of sweets, how both cities differ in their approach to dessert was refreshing. I especially enjoyed the section on cupcakes, from her earliest childhood memories, to how the French were interpreting an American classic.&nbsp; The book is very much a lighthearted romp, leavened with&nbsp;doses of bittersweet medicine. There were times though when I wanted Thomas to dig deeper, to share more of her experiences in Paris. For example, the differences between healthcare in the US and France, anyone who has seen the Michael Moore film, remembers the scene of the ex-pat Americans raving about French healthcare and how they never want to leave Paris.&nbsp; I also wanted to know more about what happened to her cat Milo, who developed bad patches.&nbsp;&nbsp;It would have been nice if Thomas had shown us the scene where she lost it at work, rather than telling us about it later. </div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;">Final Verdict:&nbsp; A look at the sweet side of life in New York and Paris. Don't read this book if you are on a diet!</div>2012/02/gotham-gal-review-paris-my-sweet.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Elizabeth Kerri Mahon)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10581466.post-5050421227613598447Wed, 31 Aug 2011 13:12:00 +00002011-08-31T10:10:59.342-04:00Ashley CowieHump Day HottiesHump Day Hottie: Ashley Cowie<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="252" src="; width="320" xaa="true" /></a></div><br /> Wow, it's been a long time since I've had a hump day hottie, but I just had to share my new discovery, <a href=" Cowie</a>. I was scrolling through the TV guide on my DVR when the show <em>Legend Quest</em> popped otu at me.&nbsp; I've written about my love for the National Treasure movies, and this seemed like a unique combination of those movies and Dan Brown's novels. The first episode that I watched was about the Holy Grail. Sweet, I was eager to hear what he had to say compared to Dan Brown.<br /> <br /> Well imagine my surprise when Ashley Cowie turned out to not only be a hottie but a Scottish hottie! Be still my heart.&nbsp; He's also a member of the Scottish Knights Templar. I'm not sure what that means but it sounds awesome. The TV show didn't disappoint, although I had the feeling that Dan Brown must be sitting in his house, counting his money, thinking 'Wow, that's even crazier than what I came up with!" Cowie's Quest tooks him from Rosslyn Chapel to Providencetown Massachussets, to Washington, DC and finally to the Statue of Liberty where he concluded that it was possible that the Freemasons (because Lord knows they have their hands in everything) melted down the Holy Grail and used the metal to forge the original torch of the Statue of Liberty.&nbsp; Are you with me?<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; xaa="true" /></a></div>That's almost insane enough to be believable.&nbsp; The other episodes that I watched thanks to Syfy on demand includes the search for Merlin's grave, Moses' Staff, and the Stone of Destiny which they may actually have found. There were only six episodes in this first series, but hopefully Syfy will order more. There hasn't been a show this cool since Josh Bernstein's show <strong>Digging for the Truth</strong> on the History Channel or Brad Meltzer's crazy show.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="179" src="


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So you'll get to hear about all we're doing, our "field trips," adventures, crafts, and plans.noreply@blogger.com (Ticia)Blogger1244125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282022004248884756.post-6391802923287508223Thu, 30 Aug 2012 01:08:00 +00002012-08-29T20:53:42.492-05:00Join me over at my new site<h2 style="text-align: center;"> <a href="; target="_blank">ADVENTURES IN MOMMYDOM</a></h2> For many of you this should automatically update, but for those of you using Google Friend Connect, you need to click on the little button orange button over on the side<b> or </b>go to your read and add:<br /> <br /> adventuresinmommydom.org/feed2012/08/join-me-over-at-my-new-site.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ticia)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282022004248884756.post-5866851521147642751Mon, 27 Aug 2012 03:56:00 +00002012-08-26T22:57:38.279-05:00homeschoolA Day in our Homeschool Life<a href=" alt="A Day in Our Homeschool Life" border="0" height="353" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="A Day in Our Homeschool Life" width="451" /></a><br /> I thought about trying to document the perfect day, but let’s be honest, those don’t exist.&nbsp; At all.<br /> <br /> Or not in my house.&nbsp; So, here’s the honest truth:<br /> <br /> 7:30- I wake up, the kids have already been awake for a few minutes, but know I don’t wake up well<br /> 7:35- I blink at my computer screen and try to resemble a human being while drinking a breakfast shake.&nbsp; Ever since being pregnant with the twins I haven’t done well with breakfast frequently.<br /> <a href=" alt="reasons not to teach your child how to microwave" border="0" height="332" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="reasons not to teach your child how to microwave" width="321" /></a><br /> 8:15-get breakfast for the kids.&nbsp; I do not want a repeat of the GREAT PLATE MELTING INCIDENT………..&nbsp; The smell of melted plastic does not leave your house for HOURS people.<br /> 8:30- stare at computer for a few more minutes, maybe blink a little, and decide to take a shower while kids watch TV.&nbsp; Warn kids we’ll start school once I come out.<br /> <br /> 8:45-get distracted by book, and read for 15 minutes-ish……..<br /> <a href=" alt="007" border="0" height="259" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="007" width="331" /></a><br /> 9:00ish- <a href="2012/08/our-calendar-time.html" target="_blank">Calendar Time</a><br /> <a href=" alt="008" border="0" height="268" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="008" width="342" /></a><br /> 9:45- Exercise, led by Superman today.&nbsp; We practice Kung Fu moves, and do push-ups.&nbsp; Do you know how many years it’s been since I did a push up?<br /> <a href=" alt="009" border="0" height="257" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="009" width="328" /></a><br /> 9:55- Dance break, yes we have a daily dance break.<br /> <br /> 10:00- Discuss general schedule for day and hand out math assignments<br /> <a href=" alt="013" border="0" height="261" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="013" width="333" /></a><br /> 10:20-reading with Rapunzel, I mean Superman.&nbsp; Yes, he needs a wig to read.<br /> <a href=" alt="016" border="0" height="254" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="016" width="324" /></a><br /> 10:32-reading with Princess, yes <strong>you need 3 horses</strong> to watch you read.<br /> <a href=" alt="017" border="0" height="258" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="017" width="330" /></a><br /> 10:50- Batman reads, or imitates a zombie, your guess.&nbsp; We love our <a href="; target="_blank">All About Reading Level 1</a>!&nbsp; Each of the kids is at a different point.&nbsp; Batman celebrated finishing book 2 this week.<br /> <a href=" alt="018" border="0" height="268" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="018" width="342" /></a><br /> 10:56- Mac saves us from any scary things in the backyard below by warning us of them.<br /> <br /> 11:05- Load up in the car for lunch with my Mom.&nbsp; Turn around 3 times for various things left behind.&nbsp; THREE TIMES!<br /> <a href=" alt="020" border="0" height="275" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="020" width="351" /></a><br /> 11:30- Lunch with my Mom.&nbsp; Yes, the boys did bring their math with them because they had problems with something and weren’t done.<br /> <br /> <a href=" alt="029" border="0" height="360" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="029" width="261" /></a><br /> 1:00- Superman attempts to break his nose at the store.&nbsp; Errands are cancelled and we head home.<br /> <br /> 1:30- Superman attempts to injure himself in many more spectacular ways.&nbsp; I consider wrapping my kids in bubble wrap………….<br /> <a href=" alt="025" border="0" height="293" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="025" width="374" /></a><br /> 2:00- Science, canine notebooking, and in case you were wondering, Princess swears pom-poms are necessary to learn about this.<br /> <br /> 2:25- History, we finish off history for the week early in a marathon spree.<br /> <br /> <a href=" alt="022" border="0" height="292" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="022" width="373" /></a><br /> 3:00- The boys attempt to sit on each other.&nbsp; Then decide to dance with the dogs.&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; Because they can.<br /> <br /> 3:15- Batman Lego 2 with Superman.&nbsp; I should enjoy my birthday present, so I don’t let them play it without me.&nbsp; That’s what he chose to do with me as the “Kid of the Day.”<br /> <a href=" alt="039" border="0" height="271" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="039" width="346" /></a><br /> 4:00- I send the kids upstairs for rest time, and work on the Sunday School lesson for a bit.<br /> <br /> 4:40- Load up for Kung Fu<br /> <a href=" alt="026" border="0" height="273" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="026" width="349" /></a><br /> 5:15- Boys have Kung Fu, I work on drawing pictures for Jonah (lesson the week after), and Princess plays with toys.&nbsp; She brought Hungry, Hungry Hippo, a hair brush, and a mirror to entertain herself.&nbsp; I kid you not.<br /> <br /> 6:15- start cooking dinner.<br /> <br /> 6:45- eat<br /> <br /> 7:30-storytime, we’ve just finished “Misty of Chincoteague,” and I’m gonna write about that on Saturday, fingers crossed……….<br /> <br /> 8:00- All kids are in bed, and at least pretending to sleep<br /> <br /> 8:30- watch TV and what have you<br /> <br /> 11:00-look at the time and mumble about going to bed, then sit in bed and read for another two hours.&nbsp; Look at the clock, realize it’s almost 1:00, I REALLY SHOULD GO TO SLEEP!<br /> <br /> Now: <a href="; target="_blank">GO SEE EVERYONE ELSE'S POSTS!</a>2012/08/a-day-in-our-homeschool-life.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ticia)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282022004248884756.post-2008245432073605226Sun, 26 Aug 2012 11:57:00 +00002012-08-26T06:57:00.543-05:00Austin parksfield tripsland animalsnatureobservationscienceScience SundayScience Sunday: Canines and their relatives&nbsp; <p><a href="search/label/Science%20Sunday"><img style="display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto" src="; <p><a href=" style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="Bring your notebook to the zoo" border="0" alt="Bring your notebook to the zoo" src="; width="502" height="393"></a></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>We finished up our study of the canine family with a field trip to our local nature center.&nbsp; I will take any excuse to go there, and this was a perfect one: observe and write down about the animals from the canine family.</p> <p><a href=" style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="nature study at the zoo" border="0" alt="nature study at the zoo" src="; width="411" height="322"></a></p> <p>We first sat outside the coyote enclosure.&nbsp; This coyote was raised as a pet, so cannot be released back into the wild, it’s too acclimated.</p> <p><a href=" style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="Notebook your field trip" border="0" alt="Notebook your field trip" src="; width="367" height="287"></a></p> <p>For the two animals we observed they had to write one sentence, and draw a picture that used at least 3 colors.</p> <p><a href=" style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="042" border="0" alt="042" src="; width="408" height="328"></a></p> <p>Superman’s says: Coyote has pointy ears.&nbsp; Tail is pointing down.</p> <p><a href=" style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="045" border="0" alt="045" src="; width="411" height="322"></a></p> <p>Batman wrote both on the same page, so the coyote one says: He has a black nose.</p> <p><strong>Side note:</strong> They need to work on understanding how to write on the page.&nbsp; They do better at home, but for some reason every lesson I’d taught them flew out the window when we were there.</p> <p><a href=" style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="studying the red fox" border="0" alt="studying the red fox" src="; width="426" height="334"></a></p> <p>From the coyote we headed over to the Fox enclosure and spent some time observing her.&nbsp; Again she was a pet that can’t be released back to the wild because of acclimation issues.&nbsp; She wasn’t exciting to observe because she was asleep in the back of the cage.</p> <p><a href=" style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="043" border="0" alt="043" src="; width="421" height="330"></a></p> <p>Superman’s says: Red fox has red fur and they like the shade.</p> <p><strong>Side note:</strong> Notice there are still lots of letter reversals, and capital letters.&nbsp; Not what I was working on for this lesson, so no corrections.</p> <p><a href=" style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="041" border="0" alt="041" src="; width="386" height="481"></a></p> <p>Princess: She has pointy red ears.</p> <p>Batman’s said: He has red fur.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>I was going to have them work on writing more, but I could see I was starting to lose them, so I released them to play in the water, which they happily did until I dragged them home again.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><font size="6">Let’s see what others did this week:</font></p> <p>Each week I’m spotlighting a few posts that were shared previously.&nbsp; Many posts get linked up later in the week and they don’t always get as many clicks as they deserve, so I’m trying to spotlight a few every week.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>This particular week, I’m going to play hooky and send you to my land animals <a href="; target="_blank">pinterest</a> board, <strong>because I’m going to sneak away and go cuddle with my hubby………</strong></p> <p><a href="; target="_blank"><img style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="land animals" border="0" alt="land animals" src="; width="256" height="349"></a></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p><a href="; target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="; <center> <table width="80%"> <tbody> <tr> <td align="middle"><img alt="Science Sunday button" src="; </td> <td align="middle"><textarea rows="6" cols="12">&lt;a href="search/label/Science%20Sunday" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="; alt="Science Sunday" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; </textarea> </td></tr></tbody></table></center><!-- start LinkyTools script --><script src="; type="text/javascript"></script><!-- end LinkyTools script --> 2012/08/science-sunday-canines-and-their.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ticia)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282022004248884756.post-8884084841016380697Fri, 24 Aug 2012 11:44:00 +00002012-08-24T06:44:00.224-05:00gamesreviewsFriday Games: Mystery at Hogwarts<p><a href=" style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="Mystery at Hogwarts Clue game" border="0" alt="Mystery at Hogwarts Clue game" src="; width="403" height="416"></a></p> <p>Ages and ages ago when Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone came out, a friend gave me <a href=" Potter Mystery At Hogwarts Game</a><img style="border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important" border="0" alt="" src="; width="1" height="1"> for my birthday.&nbsp; It plays a lot like Clue, but there’s some fun differences added in.</p> <p><a href=" style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="Hogwarts Clue game" border="0" alt="Hogwarts Clue game" src="; width="425" height="333"></a></p> <p>As you can see, the game board is set up to be the school.&nbsp; You roll two dice and move around the board gathering clues to figure out who cast the spell and in what room (see, just like Clue).&nbsp; That part’s the same.&nbsp; Here’s where it’s different.</p> <p><a href=" style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="Harry Potter Clue" border="0" alt="Harry Potter Clue" src="; width="440" height="345"></a></p> <p>You can choose to move the ghost instead of yourself and make people reveal cards to you without making guesses.&nbsp; Also, if you roll a “one” (which is a Hogwarts seal), you draw special cards that can protect you from effects, reveal hidden passages, or complete missing stairs.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><a href=" style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="Harry Potter mystery game" border="0" alt="Harry Potter mystery game" src="; width="390" height="306"></a></p> <p>If you’re familiar with Clue, than you already know how the game works, but this adds in the extra layer of strategy with the ghost and some more randomness with the Hogwarts cards.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>I would say it probably requires at least a mid-second grade reading level to play it well because my boys struggled from time to time to find the right names.&nbsp; It also requires kids who don’t feel the need to tell everyone what they have and can hold their cards without showing them to EVERYONE.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>On the random to strategy side, I’d put it <strong>closer to random</strong>.&nbsp; Movement is based on a die roll and the cards you get at the beginning are completely random.&nbsp; But, it’s a lot of fun.</p> 2012/08/friday-games-mystery-at-hogwarts.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ticia)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282022004248884756.post-1204676425972708439Thu, 23 Aug 2012 13:48:00 +00002012-08-23T10:26:58.975-05:00homeschoolmathOur calendar timeSince, I’m going to be writing about a “Day in Our Life” soon, I figured I might as well share about our calendar time first so I didn’t have to explain in great detail about it then.<br /> <br /> I’ve gathered together calendar pages from all over, and I’ll include links to the ones I’ve used, and links to the ones I’ve found, but didn’t use at the bottom of the page.&nbsp; There’s a lot of resources out there.<br /> <a href=" alt="003" border="0" height="287" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="003" width="367" /></a><br /> Their covers are very carefully and artfully drawn, which makes it easy to tell whose is whose.<br /> <br /> <a href=" alt="008" border="0" height="344" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="008" width="438" /></a><br /> The first two pages are a days of school chart and a tally mark chart for days of school <a href="; target="_blank">found at Motherhood on a Dime</a>.<br /> Then is a chart for weather for all the months.<br /> <a href=" alt="012" border="0" height="358" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="012" width="445" /></a><br /> Next is the monthly section.&nbsp; It starts off with a calendar page of the month.&nbsp; Behind that is the “All About Me” skills page.&nbsp; My kids need to work on writing their address and information, so once a month they will complete this page.&nbsp; This comes from the <a href="; target="_blank">Enchanted Homeschooling</a> Mom’s Member’s Only site (review coming, highly recommend it).<br /> <a href=" alt="011" border="0" height="328" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="011" width="415" /></a><br /> After that is the weather.&nbsp; We’re using the <a href="; target="_blank">weather page from Our Aussie Homeschool</a> (hers didn’t include snow, but many variations on sunny and rain).<br /> <a href=" alt="015" border="0" height="308" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="015" width="393" /></a><br /> The last two pages we’re still working our way up to filling out completely.&nbsp; First is the 2nd Grade Daily Math activities.&nbsp; It covers time, creating a money amount, and math problems.&nbsp; This caught most of what I wanted to work on for daily math for the kids, but there was one other thing.&nbsp; This is also at <a href="; target="_blank">Enchanted Homeschooling Mom’s Members Only site</a>, she has different pages covering similar material for kinder-3rd grade.&nbsp; Second grade hit all the things I wanted, it’s designed great for calendar time for multiple ages, oh and large enough to be able to write on.<br /> <a href=" alt="016" border="0" height="306" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="016" width="391" /></a><br /> Last page is a correct the sentence page (which we haven’t done the top part yet), and daily number.&nbsp; We’ve done the daily number part.&nbsp; We roll two 10-sided dice and create our 2 digit number, then we go through figure out even/odd, expanded notation, number word (oh the complaints), 10 more, 10 less, 1 more, 1 less.&nbsp; <a href="; target="_blank">Printable found at The Teacher Wife</a>.<br /> <br /> The way to make sure we get this done more often?&nbsp; We only fill in the days of school chart when we do this, and we’re going to have a party once we reach 100.&nbsp; So that means they <strong>HAVE to remind me if they want the party</strong>.<br /> <br /> I also know I won’t make this every day of the school week, so<strong> I didn’t include a full month’s worth behind each monthly calendar</strong>, I guess at a number based on what I know of each upcoming month.<br /> Other places with Calendar Posts<br /> <a href="; target="_blank">Our Aussie Homeschool</a><br /> <a href="; target="_blank">Motherhood on a Dime</a><br /> <a href="; target="_blank">The Teacher Wife</a><br /> <a href="; target="_blank">Homeschool Creations</a><br /> <a href="; target="_blank">Mama Jenn</a><br /> <a href="; target="_blank">Fantastic Five</a><br /> <a href="; target="_blank">Royal Baloo</a>2012/08/our-calendar-time.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ticia)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282022004248884756.post-5071087127113723283Wed, 22 Aug 2012 13:57:00 +00002012-08-22T08:57:46.309-05:00Around the World in 12 DishesAsiacrayonskid craftsscissors and glueJapan: Kite festivalOkay, so last month was Japan in our Around the World in 12 Dishes, but I didn’t get it written then, and these are just too cute for words.&nbsp; Besides, it’s something that is important to make sure you know about.<br /> <a href=" alt="Michaels Kids Club craft Japan" border="0" height="316" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="Michaels Kids Club craft Japan" width="300" /></a><br /> Did you know that Michael’s stores host <a href="; target="_blank">kids’ crafts for free</a>?&nbsp; I found this out when a local blog, Free Fun in Austin, posted about it, and it just so happened to work with our schedule, so we headed off to make some Japanese kites.<br /> <br /> <a href=" alt="Japanese Fish kite" border="0" height="322" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="Japanese Fish kite" width="302" /></a><br /> They gave the kids <a href="; target="_blank">fish to color</a>, and then a piece of card stock to decorate with glitter glue, and sequins.&nbsp; Princess was in heaven.&nbsp; I think she might have floated off of her chair, that and added about 5 pounds of glitter glue to her kite.<br /> <a href=" alt="004" border="0" height="341" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="004" width="330" /></a><br /> After they cut out their kite, glued on their fish, and put a ribbon tail on.<br /> <a href=" alt="Japan fish kite" border="0" height="322" src="; style="background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="Japan fish kite" width="312" /></a><br /> I think she likes it, what do you think?<br /> Here’s a great video with some more information about the actual festival.<br /> <div class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:bfd3dd27-88ed-407a-8e22-ec794cedf08b" style="display: inline; 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tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-773687888099611510Tue, 10 Feb 2026 20:32:21 +0000ReadingFreebieclassroom managementproductsBack To SchoolMathWritingclose readingCentersNonfictionbright ideascontext cluesguided readingphonicsCharacter TraitsFluencyOrganizationQuality Toolsgoalspicture booksciencesmall groupstypes of sentencesBeach BallBiographiesChocolateCommasEducentsEnd of the YearFact and OpinionFractionsGameGraffiti WallGrowth MindsetInferringLibraryMain IdeaPicturesPlural NounsQuotation MarksReflectionsRoundingSpellingSymmetryTechnologyVisualizationWinteracademic vocabularyanchor chartbloggingblooms taxonomybulletin boardscollaborationdifferentiationdivisionfact familiesfallliterature circlesnew yearopen houseperimeterpunctuationquestioningresourcesrocksshark weekstandardized testingsyllablesthemevocabularyword workAdventures of Room 129Adventures of an Instructional Coach!noreply@blogger.com (Mrs. Harris)Blogger74125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-773687888099611510.post-1846377638018365370Sat, 26 Jan 2019 19:24:00 +00002019-01-26T14:33:03.603-05:003rd Grade Math Test PrepAs much as we hate them, they are inevitable.&nbsp; Standardized tests are a part of our job and even though we know as teachers, that it's not the best for our students, we don't have a choice.&nbsp; We DO have a choice, however, in how we can prepare our students.&nbsp; So when it comes to crunch time and you're trying to squeeze in as much review as possible, <b>don't let your 3rd grade math test prep get boring - have fun doing Math Boot Camp!&nbsp;&nbsp;</b><br /> <b><br /></b> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="3rd Grade Math Test Pre" border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="1600" height="480" src="; title="3rd Grade Math Test Pre" width="640" /></a></div> <b><br /></b> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <a href="; target="_blank">Math Boot Camp</a> is the perfect way to squeeze in some engaging and focused math word problem practice before the big test.&nbsp; It was designed as an engaging way to get students motivated, focused on understanding and solving rigorous math word problems, and looking at data to help reflect on where they need support.&nbsp; Let me show you how it works!</div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> 3rd Grade Math Test Prep Reminders</h3> <div style="text-align: left;"> After I have all of the math test prep packets prepped and ready to go, we begin our boot camp by going over our math word problem note page.&nbsp; This page is designed to allow the teachers to review </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img alt="3rd Grade Math Test Prep" border="0" data-original-height="1127" data-original-width="846" height="400" src="; title="3rd Grade Math Test Prep" width="300" /></a></div> the 'steps' that they have taught their students on how to break down math word problems.&nbsp; For example, if you use the CUBES strategy, you can review each letter and have them write down the steps and reminders on this page.&nbsp; It's blank so it can work with whatever math word problem strategy you are focusing on!<br /> <br /> Have your students refer back to this page throughout the next few weeks as they solve their 3rd grade math test prep word problems!&nbsp; You can also use this page to help give feedback on which step(s) the student is doing well on and which step(s) the student needs to focus on.<br /> <br /> <h3> 3rd Grade Math Test Prep Tracking</h3> The next part of the <a href="; target="_blank">Math Boot Camp</a> is the tracking page.&nbsp; Before we begin day one's problem, we first go over the tracking page to explain how this page should be filled in.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="3rd Grade Math Test Prep" border="0" data-original-height="1127" data-original-width="846" height="400" src="; title="3rd Grade Math Test Prep" width="300" /></a></div> Students will begin by setting a goal for themselves of what percentage of the problems they hope to get correct.&nbsp; If percentages are too difficult, I have the students write down the number of problems out of 20 that they wish to get correct.&nbsp; Example:&nbsp; 18/20.&nbsp; This gets them motivated and wanting to strive to work hard and reach their own personal goals.<br /> <br /> Then I explain that each day, the students will get the chance to read and solve the 3rd grade math test prep problem independently.&nbsp; Later in the day, we will go over the problem as a class.&nbsp; If the student is correct, they get to color in the square under 'correct'.&nbsp; If incorrect, they color in the square under 'incorrect'.&nbsp; This allows them to keep track each day of how they are doing, working towards their goal.<br /> <br /> We also discuss the honesty system and how it doesn't help them if they are lying on their paper - <a href="; target="_blank">Growth Mindset</a> and learning from our mistakes is important is the learning process!<br /> <br /> <h3> 3rd Grade Math Test Prep Problems</h3> Finally, we're ready for day one!&nbsp; Students will solve the problem sometime during the day on their own.&nbsp; Then at the beginning of math class, the class will go over the problem together, modeling the <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img alt="3rd Grade Math Test Prep" border="0" data-original-height="1127" data-original-width="846" height="400" src="; title="3rd Grade Math Test Prep" width="300" /></a></div> problem, discussing misconceptions, etc.&nbsp; Overall - it takes about 5 minutes to do!&nbsp; Students will color in their box on the data tracking page and then you're done.&nbsp; There is a line on the left hand side of each problem for the student to write the date that the problem was solved so you can keep track.&nbsp; <br /> <br /> Math Boot Camp was designed to be a 'month long' activity that slowly gets us ready for the big standardized test.&nbsp; Instead of spending tons of time in one week to prepare - we spread it out over the course of a month (usually February) and are able to focus more in depth on the word problems and also giving the teacher time to talk individually with students who are struggling.<br /> <br /> The best part of <a href="; target="_blank">Math Boot Camp</a>, is that at the end of the month, when all of the problems have been solved - the class competes in an obstacle course as a way to celebrate all of their hard work!&nbsp; I usually purchase fun <a href="; target="_blank">dog tags</a>&nbsp;to give to the students after the obstacle course.&nbsp; It's super fun and the kids love it!&nbsp; If you're looking for <a href="; target="_blank">Math Boot Camp for 4th Grade</a>, you can get it too!<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>So don't just wait until the last minute to cram everything in!&nbsp; This 3rd Grade Math Test Prep activity is perfect to get your little mathematicians going and ready for that big test!</b></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Too much to read right now?&nbsp; Pin this for later!</b></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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It's truly important that we're taking data points throughout the students' learning process to be able to tweak our instruction to best fit their needs and to be able to individualize instruction as much as we can for our students.&nbsp; If we're waiting until the assessment to 'see' how our students are doing, it's too late!&nbsp; Exit tickets are a vital part of the learning process, but I promise you - they don't have to be boring!&nbsp; <b>Here are a few, fun ways that you can spice up your exit tickets without any extra work!&nbsp;&nbsp;</b><br /> <b><br /></b> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="exit ticket" border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="1600" height="480" src="; title="exit ticket" width="640" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <h3 style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> Leave Your Exit Tickets Open Ended</h3> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img alt="exit tickets" border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1200" height="400" src="; title="exit tickets" width="300" /></a>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Many times, we like to give very specific problems or questions for our students to answer on an exit ticket, which is fine - but one way to really spice up your exit tickets is to give them an open-ended question about the topic that you're assessing and see what they can really do with it.&nbsp; You'll get a lot more information about the overall level of understanding of the topic/concept by doing this as well as a glimpse into their understanding of vocabulary that's involved in the lesson as well.&nbsp; One of my favorite open-ended exit tickets to give is my "What's your Tip?" question!<br /> <br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;This is a fun exit ticket because it allows the strengths of each child to be seen on the exit ticket and in their own, unique way.&nbsp; Students get to decide on how and what they want their 'tip' to be!&nbsp; Then, when you're reviewing the next day (after you've collected the exit tickets, you can use these 'tips' as a way to review and begin your next lesson!&nbsp; You can even use them to help pair up students with similar or opposite strengths!&nbsp; Check out this great post for more ideas on <a href="; target="_blank">"What to do with your exit tickets AFTER you've given them!"</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <h3> Let Students Create the Exit Ticket Question</h3> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Another fun way to spice up your exit tickets is to have students be the ones who create the questions that you ask throughout the week.&nbsp; Yep!&nbsp; Let them do it!&nbsp; Here's how it works:&nbsp; After the first or second lesson, as you exit ticket for the day, have the students create at least one question or as many as they can think of (within a time limit of course) that relates to the topic/concept you're teaching.&nbsp; Have them write them down on scrap paper or post-it notes - no need to type anything up!&nbsp; These questions tell you a LOT about the students' levels of understanding.&nbsp; Then throughout the week, you can use these questions when conversing with your students during the lesson or even USE them as the exit ticket question itself.&nbsp; Students get a KICK when they realize the exit ticket question came from them!&nbsp; It's another open-ended strategy but it's a fun one!<br /> <br /> <h3> Self-Differentiate Your Exit Tickets</h3> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> Yes, you read that right.&nbsp; And no, it's not hard!&nbsp; It's how the saying goes...&nbsp;We differentiate our lessons</div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Exit Ticket" border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1200" height="400" src="; title="" width="300" /></a></div> but then we turn around and give them all the same assessment.&nbsp; How is that fair?&nbsp; I know it's needed now and then, but not every single day.&nbsp; Differentiation in your exit tickets is just as important as differentiation in your lesson.&nbsp; Need a unique and easy way to do this without creating 4-5 different exit tickets for your entire class?&nbsp; Embed the differentiation into the exit ticket itself!<br /> <br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Here's how this can work!&nbsp; Make a tic-tac-toe board with a wide range of questions or problems to solve on it.&nbsp; Each column is a different 'level' or difficulty of a question.&nbsp; Put the easy questions on the left, the on level questions in the middle, and then the harder questions on the right.&nbsp; Then when you give the exit tickets, the students have to choose three squares to solve.&nbsp; They can choose to do all three in one level or they can do a diagonal and get one of each.&nbsp; OR you can assign students to do a specific level (which I don't do very often).&nbsp; You'll find that when you explain the levels and have students reflect on their true ability and level of confidence in the concept, they pick the right column to solve on their own.<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>So the next time you're sitting down to <a href="; target="_blank">plan out your lessons</a>, make sure you think about how you're going to assess the students on what they picked up that day.&nbsp;</b> Remember, it doesn't have to be anything long or crazy - one simple question will do!&nbsp; But do yourself a favor and do it!&nbsp; You'll be amazed at how much your lessons and questions will shift when you have data to back it up!&nbsp; And now you have some fun and unique ways to really spice up your exit tickets, too!&nbsp;&nbsp;</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;">Are you interested in some of the Exit Ticket Templates that you saw today?&nbsp; You don't need any of mine to do the fun ideas that you read about, but if you'd like to grab these <a href="; target="_blank">Editable Exit Ticket Templates</a>, you can!&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; 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<b>Today, I'm going to walk you through some of my context clue strategies to use when teaching elementary students!</b><br /> <b><br /></b> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Context Clue Strategies for Elementary Teachers" border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="1600" height="480" src="; title="Context Clue Strategies for Elementary Teachers" width="640" /></a></div> <b><br /></b> <h3> #1:&nbsp; Understanding the POWER of Context Clues</h3> Students need to understand the POWER behind what context clues truly are before they are asked to look for and use them.&nbsp; they need to know how context clues can completely help and change their perspectives on what they are reading without them even try or realizing it.&nbsp; Once they know and see this power, they will be more interested in actually using this skill.<br /> <br /> <b>Here's how I show them this:</b><br /> <br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Give them a simple sentence like:&nbsp; "Joy got a b____."&nbsp; Have them create a quick list of words that could fit that blank that start with the letter 'B'.&nbsp; Then give them a second version of the sentence:&nbsp; "Joy got a b____ for her birthday."&nbsp; Again, add to or change the list of words that the 'B' word could be.&nbsp; Then give them the final sentence:&nbsp; "Joy got a b____ for her birthday.&nbsp; It had a horn on the front and a basket on the back."&nbsp; With these sentences, aka context clues, students now know the exact word that fills the sentences and they know it because of the context around the word.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> <h3> #2:&nbsp; Where should they LOOK for the Context Clues</h3> I teach my students where, minimally, they need to read to look for context clues when they come to an unknown word.&nbsp; we use this phrase: "Read 3 around me - before, during, and after!"&nbsp; Students use little hand motions for the quick rhyme and it helps them to remember that they need to read the three sentences around the unknown word.&nbsp; They read the sentence before the unknown word, the sentence during (the sentence where the unknown word is), and the sentence after the unknown word.&nbsp; This gives them a starting place to look for context clues rather than looking all over the text or book.&nbsp; So again:&nbsp; "Read 3 around me - before, during and after!"<br /> <br /> <h3> #3: Teach the TYPES of context clues with your students.</h3> "Context clues" is actually a large concept - there are many different types of context clues that when students know about and look for, they are looking for more specific words or types of words rather than jut taking a shot in the dark.&nbsp; I teach my students to look for context clues like:&nbsp; the definition, synonyms and antonyms, examples, and inferences.&nbsp; Knowing these and seeing lots of examples of these help them to break down the concept of context clues and have a more concrete understanding what they are looking for.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">You can grab these <a href="; target="_blank">FREE Context Clue anchor chart pieces</a> in my Teachers Pay Teachers store to help teach the different types of context clues with your students!&nbsp;</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; target="_blank"><img alt="Context Clue Strategies for Elementary Teachers" border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1600" height="640" src="; title="Context Clue Strategies for Elementary Teachers" width="640" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> The best thing to do is to make sure you are always showing students the power behind using context clues and how they can help them become a better reader.&nbsp; <b>I hope these context clue strategies were helpful!&nbsp;</b></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> If you're looking for some amazing and engaging activities to help focus on context clues - definitely check out my <a href="; target="_blank">"Talk Like A" ... series</a>!&nbsp; There's one for each month of the year and students just LOVE to learn how to talk like the different characters!&nbsp; They are perfect for centers, small group, or even a whole group mini lesson!&nbsp;&nbsp;</div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="602" data-original-width="1226" height="314" src="; width="640" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Too much to read now?&nbsp; Pin this post for later!</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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Let's face it.&nbsp; We have 20 - 30 students who all have completely different reading ranges, strengths, and levels of understanding on a wide variety of reading strategies.&nbsp; And we're expected to come in and just teach them how to understand complex texts?&nbsp; Umm, ok!&nbsp; Throughout my years in 2nd and 3rd grade, I was able to fail and fail often.&nbsp; Often enough to where I finally figured out a formula that truly works when teaching comprehension to my students and I've got it all here for you!&nbsp; If you're struggling with lesson planning for teaching reading strategies in elementary, stick around!<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Lesson Planning for Teaching reading Strategies in Elementary" border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="1600" height="480" src="; title="Lesson Planning for Teaching reading Strategies in Elementary" width="640" /></a></div> <br /> You're sitting down at your desk with all of the resources you have to teach the skill or strategy for next week.&nbsp; You flip through them to refresh your brain about what you have or hop onto Teachers Pay Teachers to do some searching.&nbsp; Then you open your lesson plan book and just start plugging away.&nbsp; I'll do this activity on Monday, this one on Tuesday, and I'll do this in my small group - yep - this looks good!<br /> <br /> Are you actually THINKING through how and why you're doing each lesson or activity?&nbsp; Should each lesson build upon one another?&nbsp; How are you assessing your students throughout the week to tweak the lessons as you go?&nbsp; There's got to be a better way!<br /> <br /> And there is!&nbsp; I'm calling it "Building Comprehension" because from my experience, that's truly what it does!&nbsp; When using these 'steps' to plan out your week of reading comprehension lessons, you will find that you get better results and even better, a deeper understanding of the strategies and independent application to the students' own reading!<br /> <br /> Are you intrigued yet?&nbsp; Let's keep going!<br /> <br /> I mentioned that when you use these 'steps', you get results.&nbsp; Let's start there.&nbsp; When I plan out my<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> week of reading comprehension lessons, I don't just plug &amp; chug activities here and there.&nbsp; There's a&nbsp; <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img alt="Lesson Planning for Teaching reading Strategies in Elementary" border="0" data-original-height="1406" data-original-width="1277" height="400" src="; title="Lesson Planning for Teaching reading Strategies in Elementary" width="362" /></a></div> true formula to it.&nbsp; Each day of the week has a specific 'purpose' or angle of how I approach the objective we are working on.&nbsp; On Monday, we '<b>Expose</b>'.&nbsp; On Tuesday, we '<b>Analyze</b>'.&nbsp; On Wednesday, we '<b>Evaluate</b>'.&nbsp; On Thursday, we '<b>Prepare</b>'.&nbsp; And on Friday we '<b>Apply</b>'.<br /> <br /> Many teachers make the mistake of jumping straight into the APPLY step on Monday.&nbsp; If you're just now introducing Main Idea (for example) - WHY are you asking them to find the main idea on the FIRST DAY?&nbsp; It's like jumping into the deep end of the pool when they don't know how to swim yet.&nbsp; If you truly want them to understand how to swim - aka - KNOW and USE the strategies we're teaching them, then we have to break it apart. Look at them from different angles and lenses.&nbsp; Watch, listen, observe, decide, and finally try it!&nbsp; That's what these steps are all about.<br /> <br /> So let's talk about each step and what they are about.&nbsp; I'm going to break each of the 'Steps' down below and explain what it means and what we're doing on that day of the week.&nbsp; Remember, the steps must stay in this order!<br /> <br /> <h3> Monday: Expose</h3> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;This is the 1st step to teaching any comprehension skill or strategy.&nbsp; Here, we showcase the completed strategy to students asking very little of them except for their understanding of the definition of the strategy.&nbsp; Students are simply becoming EXPOSED to the strategy as a whole while watching the process being modeled, and answering simple questions.&nbsp; Many times - vocabulary is a heavy part of this day's focus as well.<br /> <br /> <h3> Tuesday:&nbsp; Analyze</h3> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;This is the 2nd step to teaching any comprehension skill or strategy.&nbsp; Here, we are again allowing students to see the completed strategy but asking them to analyze what is going on.&nbsp; What are the pieces involved in the strategy?&nbsp; What is the sequence involved?&nbsp; How is the reader accomplishing the strategy?&nbsp; Allowing students to pick apart the completed strategy in order to better understand it.<br /> <br /> <h3> Wednesday:&nbsp; Evaluate</h3> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;This is the 3rd step to teaching any comprehension skill or strategy.&nbsp; Here we have allowed students to see and analyze the strategy.&nbsp; Now, let's have them evaluate by providing strong and weak examples.&nbsp; What's going right or wrong?&nbsp; What changes should be made?&nbsp; How could the example be improved?&nbsp; What steps are missing?<br /> <br /> <h3> Thursday:&nbsp; Prepare</h3> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;This is the 4th step to teaching any comprehension skill or strategy.&nbsp; Here, we are allowing students to begin to complete the strategy themselves.&nbsp; Students are given a partially completed strategy where they must evaluate what's been done for them and finish the strategy themselves.&nbsp; This allows them practice applying the strategy without the full application process and still some support.<br /> <br /> <h3> Friday:&nbsp; Apply</h3> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;This is the 5th and finally step to teaching any comprehension skill or strategy.&nbsp; Here, we are allowing students to fully complete the strategy independently or with a cooperative group.&nbsp; Students complete the strategy without support from beginning to end of the strategy using what they have learned from this process.<br /> <br /> So what does all of this do for our students?&nbsp; TONS!&nbsp; <b>It allows EACH student, regardless of their level of reading to completely understand the strategy from top to bottom.&nbsp;</b> This will then allow them to be able to APPLY the strategy to their own reading level, whether they are a struggling reader or advanced reader.&nbsp; It allows the teacher to back into teaching the reading strategy from different approaches and angles rather than just trying to apply, apply, and apply the strategy over and over and expecting different results.<br /> <br /> When you use this 'Building Comprehension' method, you are building the strategy from the ground up - giving the student a solid foundation to stand on and you know that they have a firm grasp on the concept of the strategy and they can apply it when needed.<br /> <br /> This is the method of teaching I have used in my own classroom for many years and the results are truly unbreakable.&nbsp; The conversations we have in the classroom about a text is deep,&nbsp; it's rigorous, and it's meaningful.&nbsp; My students can tell you how and why to use specific reading strategies regardless of what reading level they are at.<br /> <br /> Like I said, I know that teaching comprehension is hard and I hope this information was helpful (maybe a bit overwhelming, but helpful none the less)!&nbsp; But I have something that just might help!&nbsp; <b>I've put together all of this information about 'Building Comprehension' and a few extra goodies and created the Ultimate Comprehension Toolkit!&nbsp; And even better - it's FREE!&nbsp;</b> It includes this information as well as 3 scope &amp; sequences, over 60 comprehension discussion cards, engagement strategies, exit tickets, a mentor text list and MORE!&nbsp; Grab it below for FREE! <script src="; <br /> <form action="; class="seva-form formkit-form" data-format="inline" data-options="{&quot;settings&quot;:{&quot;after_subscribe&quot;:{&quot;action&quot;:&quot;message&quot;,&quot;redirect_url&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;success_message&quot;:&quot;Yay! 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tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223Fri, 24 Jul 2026 06:03:08 +0000brandsadvertisingsocial mediaTVthought leadershipibmapplecoca-colacreativityadadvicemobileonlinechinadata privacygooglesuper bowlcelebritiesdigitalold spiceethnic marketinginnovationoutdoortwitterPRambient advertisingcompetitionconsumercreativecustomer servicedevicesgamingmarketingmediatargetingtravelHRKLMKoreaNYCagency reviewaudibillboardcmoemotionentertainmentetradefacebookfinancegrowthholidayhumorolympicspsychologytargetvideoQRVWacquisitionsautobig databrandburger kingchevroletchildrencopycatcorporate responsibilitycustomer experiencedos equisevent planningfailgendergillettehpjapanleadershiplifestyle brandingluxurymarsmcdonaldmercedesmicrosoftnetflixpackagingpartnershippepsiproduct engineersresearchretailsantasmarter planetspokespersonsponsorshipsportsstrategysuccesstmobiletrendsuser generatedviralwpp2012 CEO study2013ATT mobile TVBMWCEOCEOConnectCESCRMCaptain MorganCarrieChristmasDMPDentsuESPNFTCFortuneGroupMIPGKraftLenovoLuvsMITModiNFLNOLAOreo'sPINKPerrierSainsburySochi 2014TNTTWCTescoThinkmodoTurboTaxUKUSPSWestJetaddressable TVadorableadweekagencyairlineanalyticsangry birdsanimalsartasianaxebankingbarbiebespokebest buybig brotherblockbusterbluekaibodybook coversbrandingbrokefacebudweiserbumble bee tunacampaigncapital onecarcdccharminchicken of the seachief digital officerclevercolumbia sportswearconnectedcontent managementcontroversycoolcorningcreepycringeculturecustomer firstcustomer obsessioncustomer_experiencedatadelightdespicable mediapersdirecttvdisasterdiscriminationdisneydisplay advertisingdomino'sdovedownydqdramaecommerceeducationelectric vehicleselectronicsemailemarketerempowermentenergy drinksengagementequalityespionageevevangelistsfabiofamilyfaux pasfirst mover advantagefolgersfoursquarefreudgeicogeniusgift givinggive backglassgmailgo daddygorilla glassgratitudegreygrossgroundswellgrouponguerrillahairhealthhistoryholiday spirithotels.comhyundaiiconinterbrandjellokenlean inlegacyleo burnettlifetimeloveloyaltymacy'smad menmagicmashablemattelmccannmcgarrybowenmemorablemenmike birbigliamillenialsmindshareminionmissonimommortonsmucinexmurdochnexus 7oceanaold schoololympics_2012oscarsoutboundpandorapanteneparking lotpersonal datapersonalizationphiladelphiaphonephotographypiratesplacementpolar bearspoliticsporkpricingprivacyproduct placementproject runwaypromoted emailpublishingpumaracismreal beautyreal estaterebrandingrecruitmentrivalryron burgundyrounduprumsalesschadenfreudesearsselfiesexsharp electronicssheryl sandbergsirislogansmall businesssmithsoniansnickerssocialsocial networkingspokesmansponsored promotionssquarestarkiststuntsubwaysummer jobssustainabilitysxswtablettaxitdtdbanktechnologythank youthanksthink differenttomstourismtoyotatrackingtraditionaltransparencytravelocitytridentunverlichtupfrontsusavalentine's dayvintagevoltawebisodewimbledonwomenyouthAdvert Alert...musings from an ad-a-holic...noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)Blogger382125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-386457065527363850Fri, 01 Aug 2014 19:10:00 +00002014-08-01T15:10:10.868-04:00bankingcustomer experiencecustomer firstcustomer servicefinancegive backgratitudepersonalizationtdtdbankthank youthanksAmazing "TD Thanks You" Campaign Spreads Heartfelt Thanks to Customers<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/bUkN7g_bEAI" width="560"></iframe>2014/08/amazing-td-thanks-you-campaign-spreads.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-1660154082535543005Fri, 11 Jul 2014 19:18:00 +00002014-07-11T15:18:26.278-04:00bodycreativegillettehairmenGillette Celebrates 100 Years of HairBrilliant move by Gillette to showcase the changing trends in men's grooming and positioning their BODY razor perfectly as the focus moves from facial hair to body hair.<br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/h16y4m2TJsg" width="560"></iframe>2014/07/gillette-celebrates-100-years-of-hair.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-7357050816368954512Sat, 24 May 2014 15:24:00 +00002014-05-24T11:25:30.895-04:00adbrandetradefinancespokespersonWhy we deserved to see the E*Trade baby grow upOver a month ago, we <a href="2014/03/last-etrade-baby-commercial-ever.html">bid adieu to the E*Trade baby</a>... and that was a major mistake. Although the Kevin Spacey infused start to E*Trade's new "Type E" spots are clever and funny, they feel more like the Capital One ads with Alec Baldwin. And the non Kevin Spacey ads are absolutely devoid of.. well everything. They read like a generic ad for any financial institution.<br /> <div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; height="320" width="240" /></a></div> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/6u51y8gJPXI?list=UUJOwq_trsKYpVWUpGuXeyAg" width="560"></iframe> </div> <div> <br /> Could this be a Scottrade ad? Definitely. Fidelity? Sure. Schwab? Why not.</div> <div> <br /></div> <div> Which brings us back to the why. Why would E*Trade want to retire the E*Trade baby? I understand that the baby was great when E*Trade and online trading in general was getting it's start ("so easy a baby could do it") and now E*Trade is striving for a more mature, grown-up audience, but I still think this migration could have been handled better.<br /> <br /> According to Russell Messner, global managing director of Ogilvy &amp; Mather which won the E*Trade business from Grey last year, the agency learned from "extensive research" that the brand's customers and prospects enjoy the journey of becoming a better investor -- thus identifying them as "Type E."<br /> <br /> That's all good and all, but it speaks to something that's not unique to E*Trade. Everyone likes becoming a better investor - whether that's with E*Trade or any of their competitors. That's not unique. And when you are trying to grow your brand and your audience along with it, you don't chuck out something that's tied to a lot of &nbsp;brand equity. There's a reason why you don't see Geiko retiring its gecko or Aflac its duck. They are cornerstones of the brand.<br /> <br /> You want to project more maturity? Take a clue from Modern Family which had Lily grow up a few years so they had more material to work with. I would have been perfectly happy to see the E*Trade baby as a toddler instead of a baby, then a teenager, and ultimately an adult. Show us how E*Trade helped that baby grow up to be a better investor and have more financial freedom. Give us a taste of what's waiting for us if we were to follow in his footsteps instead of showing us arbitrary strangers who happen to be E*Trade customers.<br /> <br /> Don't just pull the rug from under us and feed us generic financial jargon like everyone else. Bring back the E*Trade baby and allow us to grow up alongside the one thing that differentiates E*Trade and its brand from competitors. Give us a reason to convert from someone who enjoys your ads year after year to someone who's loyal to your company.</div> 2014/05/why-we-deserved-to-see-etrade-baby-grow.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-6316478949197245756Mon, 24 Mar 2014 18:46:00 +00002014-05-15T11:23:14.294-04:00agency reviewetradefinancegreyspokespersonTVLast "E*Trade Baby" Commercial - EVER?We all knew this day was coming, ever since Grey resigned the E*Trade account in last summer. And so, it may be the end of an iconic spokesperson: the E*Trade baby. Here's his supposedly last and final ad for the discount brokerage:<br /> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/brjwVz7uE-0" width="560"></iframe>2014/03/last-etrade-baby-commercial-ever.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-2611973170900356419Mon, 03 Mar 2014 19:12:00 +00002014-03-03T14:12:43.673-05:00ademailgmailpromoted emailsponsored promotionstargetingGmail "Sponsored Promotion Emails"Google rolled out Gmail tabs last summer, demonstrating that it's the best at organizing the web AND your inbox. But were there more capitalistic motivations behind the move?<br /> <br /> This morning I checked out the "Promotions" tab in my personal email and saw this:<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> It appears that Gmail floats sponsored "emails" at the top of the "Promotions" tab, highlighting them in yellow with the notation "Ad" along with the opt-out option to delete the ad.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> The advertiser in me says this is genius. Gmail has stayed more or less ad free since the beginning. In 2010 they released a "Web Clips" feature with snippets of news which eventually became an avenue for ads, but consumers were pretty quick to catch on and it's simple enough to disable. But sponsored ads in the "Promotions" tab will probably stay for the long term. Why?<br /> <br /> <ol> <li>By allowing Gmail to filter your emails into a "Promotions" tab, you are implicitly agreeing to receive emails that are basically advertisements already.</li> <li>The ads look just like the emails that you normally receive in that tab, instead of showing up as annoying notices on top of your inbox.</li> <li>If Google is smart enough, they can figure out which emails you already subscribe to (are are likely to subscribe to, based on current subscriptions), and thus you're less likely to get upset about receiving those ads because they are somewhat or very relevant to you.</li> <li>You can opt-out of individual advertisers, instead of removing the whole feature like Web Clips. In fact, the only option is to remove the "Promotions" tab entirely, but that will put those emails into your "Primary" tab. You can manually move them to another tab permanently, but that's pretty annoying to do for each subscription. And since most users subscribe to at least one if not multiple promotion emails (I'm looking at you Amazon), that's not really an option.</li> </ol> <br /> Now #3 is a big assumption, because right now it appears that the sponsored promotion emails are based on purely demographics (gender, location, language, etc.). But I wouldn't be surprised if Google applied some semantic analysis on your emails to try and figure out what's a good match for you.<br /> <br /> As a consumer, I'm torn. I like having my inbox clutter-free but also ad-free, and the tab structure supports an all-or-nothing approach. As an advertiser, I think it's a genius move for Gmail to camouflage ads as native emails.<br /> <br /> I guess we'll see how the general public reacts!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />2014/03/gmail-sponsored-promotion-emails.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-3330770128755066182Mon, 03 Mar 2014 18:34:00 +00002014-03-03T13:34:39.312-05:00adadorablechevroletcreativeKoreaoscarsselfieTVuser generatedyouthThis Oscars Ad Stole My Heart<div class="tr_bq"> Oscars 2014 went by surprisingly fast and absent the usual fatigue that accompanies the middle section of little known documentary and foreign language film awards, but I was especially riveted by one ad that absolutely stole my heart. So much so that I (almost) blanked out during the Selfie Induced Twitter Outage of 2014.</div> <br /> Not only was this ad PERFECT for the Oscars, it was USER GENERATED. The ad was the winner of Chevrolet's MOFILM competition, and according to MOFILM:<br /> <blockquote> "Speed Chaser was shot in Korea near Hwaseong City with a small cast and even smaller crew. Jude explained that their starting point was the Oscars audience and wanting to make something that celebrated the magic of movies, which is exactly what Chevy thought this film did.&nbsp;</blockquote> <blockquote> The winners are all headed to Los Angeles for a weekend of celebrations with Chevrolet and the Oscars team so make sure you keep an eye on our Twitter and Instagram accounts to see exactly what they are up to."</blockquote> Kudos Chevrolet for picking this ad and special kudos to Korean filmmakers Jude Chun, Eunhae Cho, and Sunyoung Hwang for their creative, quirky, and adorable video.<br /> <br /> Here it is in all its glory:<br /> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/g9EU1Fw-D2s" width="560"></iframe>2014/03/this-oscars-ad-stole-my-heart.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-3885326377757721347Thu, 09 Jan 2014 23:46:00 +00002014-03-03T14:14:17.815-05:00creepymomold spiceolympicsSochi 2014videoviralCreeptastic Old Spice MomsIn the lead-up to the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics, we ad addicts are used to seeing the usual "thank you mom" and "thank you again mom" spots that air, such as P&amp;G's recent <a href=" Them Back Up" ad</a>.<br /> <br /> But this year, we can rejoice (and freak out) in seeing a mom spot that breaks the mold. And that, my friend, is this super creepy ad from Old Spice featuring moms that stalk their sons after they reach "manhood" (by spraying Old Spice of course):<br /> <br /> <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/JEbpbNTkIdk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <br /> The janitor might give me nightmares...2014/01/creeptastic-old-spice-moms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-5276245629693265512Thu, 09 Jan 2014 04:18:00 +00002014-01-17T14:02:30.270-05:00CarriedigitalentertainmentThinkmodoTVvideoviralThinkmodo Delivers Viral Video GoldYesterday I blogged about a <a href="2014/01/groupm-forms-modi-to-target-addressable.html">new agency that GroupM created</a> to crack the code on "addressable TV." Well another agency has figured out another way to cut through the noise on TV: <a href=" /> <br /> Thinkmodo is a 3-year old agency that only develops only one type of creative: the viral video. They specialize in creating memorable videos, mostly for Entertainment clients, with views upwards of 10 MM. Their most recent video, a stunt for Sony's "Carrie" remake, racked up over 52 MM views on YouTube. With the breakdown of the prank, the video reminds me of the <a href=" MAX "Uncle Drew"</a> ads.<br /> <br /> Check it out below:<br /> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/HgnDQ1qcuzU" width="560"></iframe> <br /> <br /> For the price of about 8 30-second prime time slots, Thinkmodo is arguably better equipped to stick in the minds of viewers:<br /> <br /> <ol> <li><b>It's opt-in:</b> Viewers only watch it because they choose to.&nbsp;It's been said once and it'll be said again... content is KING. If you don't have great content to begin with, you won't have a great ad. And if you don't have a great ad, what's the point of spending so much money to run it?&nbsp;</li> <li><b>It's organically shared: </b>You know it's good content when people want to watch it by choice, and when they liked it so much that they'll share it with others.</li> <li><b>It ends up on TV anyways: </b>With a really awesome stunt like the "Carrie" video or some of their other work below, it's often good enough to wind up on the news. And the good thing about being WITHIN programming instead of BETWEEN programming? It's not as likely to be skipped a la TiVo!</li> </ol> <div> I look forward to seeing more work from this agency!</div> <div> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/z5u_2bGPdUY" width="560"></iframe> <div> <br /></div> 2014/01/thinkmodo-delivers-viral-video-gold.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-141305671797596666Wed, 08 Jan 2014 04:51:00 +00002014-01-07T23:51:14.471-05:00admemorableTurboTaxTVTotally Unexpected Ad Genius from: TurboTax!<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Eg18FG-7-Jw" width="560"></iframe>2014/01/totally-unexpected-ad-genius-from.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-8076941569349749014Tue, 07 Jan 2014 17:59:00 +00002014-01-07T12:59:35.553-05:00addressable TVdigitalGroupMmediaModitargetingtraditionalTVGroupM Forms Modi to Target "Addressable TV"Targeting has long been the word of the day when it comes to digital advertising. Whether you're talking about display or social or even SEO, the ability to reach a targeted audience is critical to achieving strong ad performance.<br /> <br /> Of course, with great power comes great responsibility, and it's the advertiser's role to make sure they are crafting compelling ads instead of just noise. Otherwise, targeting becomes quite a nuisance for the end consumer (cue "This miracle fruit will help you lose 20 lbs!").<br /> <br /> In the world of traditional media, advertisers are still used to buying in terms of reach and frequency (e.g., a TV show that reaches 8 M viewers 2x/week or a magazine that reaches 2 M readers 1x/month). This amounts, more or less, to interest targeting with broad messages suited for broad demographics. While it definitely works for some brands, others might struggle to develop "compelling content" that is generic enough for a broad audience. This often results in polarizing creatives that alienate one or multiple customer segments (e.g., <a href=" Zesty Guy</a> which generated interest with younger/modern moms but backlash from older/traditional moms). So I'm excited to see traditional media experiment with the concept of individual targeting.<br /> <br /> Today, <a href=" announced that they were forming a new agency Modi</a> that would be dedicated to "digital distribution, addressable TV, hyper-local TV and interactive TV." The unit will be headed by Michael Bologna, GroupM's director-emerging communications, who stated that:<br /> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Data-based buying "is no longer an afterthought... All of TV will operate eventually in this way."</blockquote> <br /> I'm excited to read more about Modi and what they bring to the table for 2014!2014/01/groupm-forms-modi-to-target-addressable.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-78678381386691270Wed, 25 Dec 2013 05:38:00 +00002013-12-25T00:38:24.093-05:002013adweekbrandcringefailfaux pasroundupschadenfreude25 Biggest Brand Fails of 2013Adweek has an amazing post up right now about the <a href=" biggest brand fails of 2013</a>. It's deliciously juicy with cringe-inducing faux pas that might give you nightmares (if you're a marketer of course). Oh, and the intro managed to squeeze in two of my favorite words: rubbernecking and schadenfreude. You know you're in for a good read :)<br /> <br /> Here are some of my favorites (ooh.. goosebumps):<br /> <br /> <br /> <b>Hyundai "Pipe Job"</b><br /> <b><br /></b> Suicide is not funny. Using suicide to sell your product is brand suicide.<br /> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/JyHhvL89LGE" width="420"></iframe><br /> <br /> <b><br /></b> <b>VitaminWater:</b><br /> <br /> I can't believe someone didn't run the words through a filter. Yes, the French word "retard" means something else, but a campaign emphasizing bi-lingual capabilities really should have taken a bi-lingual approach to vetting the word choices!<br /> <b><br /></b> <img src="; /><br /> <b><br /></b> <b><br /></b><br /> <b>Roxy:</b><br /> <b><br /></b> I couldn't figure out what this was advertising for over a minute.&nbsp;Underwear? Lenovo Yoga? Waterfall showerhead? HTC phone? Shoes? Jean shorts? Ohh... Roxy.&nbsp;That in itself is a faux pas.<br /> <b><br /></b> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GCji6TiJjbE" width="560"></iframe> <b><br /></b>2013/12/25-biggest-brand-fails-of-2013.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-5774563800504288458Tue, 24 Dec 2013 20:29:00 +00002013-12-24T15:29:20.730-05:00adbrokefacecorningcreativedevicesfreudglassgorilla glassron burgundyunverlichtvideoBrokeface - Corning Gorilla GlassFreud meets <strike>corny</strike> Corning in a new series of ads for Corning's Gorilla Glass. It's a well done set of ads that are filmed like an entertaining movie trailer, featuring Dr. T. Unverlicht who is one part Freud and one part Ron Burgundy.<br /> <br /> Each ad features a sorry patient whose life problems all trace back to buying a device without a Gorilla Glass cover glass. &nbsp;Unverlicht successfully diagnoses each patient with a condition called brokeface which is described as:<br /> <br /> "[An] unpleasant facial contortion and underlying anguish suffered the instant you realize you broke the coverglass on your touch notebook. The effects of Brokeface typically linger past the initial acute facial distortion and persist until a new touchscreen notebook with durable, scratch-resistant Corning® Gorilla® Glass NBT™ is acquired."<br /> <br /> Then the ad cuts to a clip reminiscent of 80's pharmaceutical ads (cue the Ron Burgundy-esque yogging and guitar playing).<br /> <br /> Overall, with nearly 2 million views per ad, I think it's a total hit for Corning. What's your take?<br /> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/fNRxfO8Ia4w?list=PL9SYF8ivnLpmGq1y_W43oIW3VJzrOvvRt" width="560"></iframe> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FVJA21WbtiU?list=PL9SYF8ivnLpmGq1y_W43oIW3VJzrOvvRt" width="560"></iframe> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Mu2e3-zdOks?list=PL9SYF8ivnLpmGq1y_W43oIW3VJzrOvvRt" width="560"></iframe>2013/12/brokeface-corning-gorilla-glass.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-760048690955812969Sat, 21 Dec 2013 00:48:00 +00002013-12-20T19:48:15.628-05:00brandingcoca-coladespicable meentertainmenticonminionpartnershippolar bearsMinions Love Chiquita (and Vice Versa)Minions are comic genius. They're goofy, they're love-able, and they won't endanger your brand by showing up on the front page of a tabloid. So it was a fabulous idea for Chiquita to leverage some of that relevancy and humor in their new, minion-branded Facebook page and game:<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="377" src="; width="640" /></a></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="358" src="; width="400" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> I wouldn't immediately think of bananas for an entertainment endorsement but it totally works in this case. Another CPG - Entertainment crossover I've got my eye on? The new Coca-Cola Polar Bears Film! I saw the previews in the movie theater and was SHOCKED, just SHOCKED that they were making the move from small screen ads to full screen features. Major congrats to all the polar bears, looks like their <a href=" work and soda consumption since 1922</a> finally paid off :)<br /> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/I6zK7I2OocI" width="560"></iframe> 2013/12/minions-love-chiquita-and-vice-versa.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-8984105363234848379Sat, 14 Dec 2013 19:48:00 +00002013-12-24T15:38:03.009-05:00adelectric vehiclesevparking lotsponsorshipvoltaSponsored Electric Vehicle Charging StationsSpotted: sponsored charging station for electric vehicles in a parking lot in Alameda, CA. Are parking lots the new billboards?<br /> <br /> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="; /></a><br /> <br /> — dianazhou (@dianazhou)&nbsp;<a href=" 14, 2013</a>2013/12/advertalert-sponsored-ev-chargers-who.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-3858577901851395984Wed, 11 Dec 2013 06:44:00 +00002013-12-11T01:44:44.330-05:00airlineChristmasgift givingholidayholiday spiritsantatravelWestJetWestJet Proves Miracles Do Come TrueThis is perhaps the most astounding holiday marketing I've seen in a long time. I mean astounding...<br /> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zIEIvi2MuEk" width="560"></iframe> <br /> Makes you wonder what good could be done if big retailers diverted their holiday ad spend (in the MILLIONS for a few short weeks) to create tangible value instead of lining the pockets of advertisers? Oops I've said too much...2013/12/westjet-proves-miracles-do-come-true.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-5698038334085294597Wed, 11 Dec 2013 06:35:00 +00002013-12-11T01:35:18.333-05:00discriminationdoveequalitygenderlean inpantenereal beautysheryl sandbergwomenIs Pantene the New Dove?Dove's "Real Beauty" campaign, which kicked off in 2006 with it's "Evolution" ad about a model getting Photoshop-ed to perfection, has boosted ads of its bodycare products. While the campaign <a href="2008/12/success-isnt-universal.html?q=dove+real+beauty">hasn't been universally successful</a>, it's definitely helped to shape the conversation on what type of aspiration marketing crosses the line of appropriateness.<br /> <br /> It looks like Pantene is looking to hop on the band wagon, taking some of the findings from Sheryl Sandberg's "Lean In" book to create the below ad.<br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/kOjNcZvwjxI" width="560"></iframe> <br /> While I don't think it's get the same stickiness and tear jerk of the Dove campaign (especially their recent "<a href=" Beauty Sketches</a>"), I do support the overall message and I think it's important for advertisers to support women being true to themselves. So congrats Pantene!2013/12/is-pantene-new-dove.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-8339928945589691535Wed, 06 Nov 2013 01:01:00 +00002013-11-05T20:02:21.966-05:00adbrandssocialtwitterReturn to Advertising!First and foremost, I want to apologize for not posting anything for a very long time. I got married and started blogging my honeymoon trip around the world on <a href=" Bend in the Arrow</a>, and I let this blog get dusty.<br /> <br /> I'm sorry.<br /> <br /> But now I'm back with a vengeance and I promise to give this blog the TLC it deserves.<br /> <br /> To start things off on the right foot, here's a video of the top 10 brand tweets. I think they've all got a unique voice and I especially love the Kit Kat/Oreo one. Enjoy!<br /> <br /> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/hhR7zaknqZE" width="560"></iframe>2013/11/return-to-advertising.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-8278914738430410559Mon, 30 Jul 2012 18:59:00 +00002012-07-30T15:00:15.606-04:00adapplegeniusolympicsolympics_2012TVApple's Genius Ad: Too Much Group ThinkIt seems like lambasting Apple's 2012 Olympics ads is the vogue thing to do these days, so I guess I'll jump on the bandwagon...<br /> <br /> Now don't get me wrong, I can see where the concept for this creative came from. The Genius Bar is, without doubt, one of the best aspects of buying an Apple product. When there's something wrong with your device, or if you simply don't know how to do something, you make a reservation, go to an Apple store, and interact with a real person (or "Genius") who helps you.<br /> <br /> In today's day and age, this kind of service is near extinct, especially with technology companies. As a consultant, I myself have played a role in the outsourcing of "non-core" or "non-strategic" functions which do not tie directly to a company's value proposition. However, I too have suffered the pains of trying to fix a something by communicating with someone in India who's reading off a script and has no real subject matter expertise to fix my problem quickly and easily. So it's always a surprise to find a company who's willing to invest and go all the way for customer service (Apple and Amazon/Kindle are at the top of my list).<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="269" src="; width="320" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> Now many people have not yet had the opportunity to experience the Genius Bar, and certainly none of the people who have yet to buy an Apple product. So it makes sense, to some degree, to showcase the Geniuses to Apple customers and non-customers alike who may not realize what they're missing out on. It's also true that some of the questions posed to Geniuses are "dumb questions" - you know, the ones that can be answered by pressing buttons until you get it to work (the brute force method) or reading the instruction manual (the civilized method). When I was at the Genius Bar yesterday, there were a lot of people who were not so tech savvy (e.g., swiping the screens of their laptop like it was an iPad), but the Geniuses responded with the kind of patience and cheerfulness that you saw in the Olympics ads.<br /> <br /> So where did it all go wrong?<br /> <br /> I think the greatest loss when Steve Jobs died, besides Steve Jobs himself, was the its-my-way-or-the-highway mentality that Steve Jobs had. I'm sure Steve Jobs didn't give a d*mn what anyone else thought when it came to a creative. Either he liked it, or he didn't. But in most organizations, especially consensus-driven organizations, that kind of mentality doesn't fly. And we all know that group-think kills creativity.<br /> <br /> I think the original concept about showcasing the Geniuses was a great idea. I have no idea how the final creative came together, but I get the feeling that they evaluated the creative with too many people in the room, and kept tweaking bits and pieces here and there until the concept became muddled.&nbsp;"This isn't funny enough. It's an Olympics ad - it's got to be funny." So they make the lines a little more snarky. "Why not put them on a plane? We can time-box them to fix the problem before they have to shut down their device for landing. It'll be a slight nod to that Alec Baldwin incident." And so they change the setting to a plane. Sound plausible? I certainly know of situations at my workplace where great ideas have been killed because there were too many cooks in the kitchen and no leader to provide the decisive direction.<br /> <br /> I feel like Apple lost sight of its original purpose:<br /> <br /> <b><i>Buying an Apple product comes with exceptional, world-class service from Apple Geniuses. They will go out of their way to solve your problems.</i></b><br /> <br /> Instead, the message became:<br /> <br /> <b><i>You're probably not smart enough to use an Apple product. You need a Genius to fix your problems. Stop wasting your money and our time.</i></b><br /> <br /> That's my point of view at least. What do you think? Watch for yourself and let me know if you agree or disagree.<br /> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="; width="560"></iframe>2012/07/apples-genius-ad-too-much-group-think.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-8887906879244904186Tue, 24 Jul 2012 16:49:00 +00002012-07-24T12:49:25.018-04:00big brotherdatadata privacyonlinepersonal dataprivacysocial mediasocial networkingHow Your Favorite Sites Use Your DataVery interesting infographic today from <a href=" News</a>:<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="; imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="; /></a></div> <br />2012/07/how-your-favorite-sites-use-your-data.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7178626448280682223.post-4669624094634608432Mon, 23 Jul 2012 13:33:00 +00002012-07-23T09:33:58.828-04:00advertisingapplecompetitiongooglemobilenexus 7tabletNexus 7: Camping<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="; width="560"></iframe><br /> <br /> I love the idea of showcasing the <i>use</i> of various applications in actual situations where you'd be using them, u

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