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Her honors include a Guggenheim Fellowship in Poetry, the O. B. Hardison Poetry Prize, a fellowship at the Cullman Center for Scholars and Writers at the New York Public Library, and an award in literature from the American Academy-Institute of Arts and Letters. In addition to Rutgers University-Newark, where she was for many years Board of Governors Professor of English, Rachel Hadas has taught writing at the West Chester Poetry Conference, the Sewanee Writers’ Conference, the Hudson Valley Writers’ Center, and 92NY. 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Page Count: </span> 162 Pages </figcaption> </div><div class="commerce-product-field commerce-product-field-field-contributor field-field-contributor node-548-product-field-contributor"><div class="field field-name-field-contributor field-type-text field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even">By Rachel Hadas</div></div></div></div><div class="commerce-product-field commerce-product-field-field-endorsement field-field-endorsement node-548-product-field-endorsement"> <p>We often hear that stories acquire new meanings through retelling. In the prosimetrum <em>My Cloak Is Poetry</em>—part collection, part textbook, part memoir—Rachel Hadas proves it as never before. The poems let you in on a lifetime of sage contemplation of what and how myths mean, and as you’re wondering where all this wisdom comes from, the prose essays come along like a friend and say, “Here, let me show you.”<br /> — C. Luke Soucy</p> <p>Like the classics which transmit it, mythology comes to us as an unsettled issue: its enduring freshness derives from its being revisited and renewed by each generation. In this compelling new collection of verse and prose, Rachel Hadas creates a kind of classroom without walls, in which we take part in, or play our parts in, the process of transmission. Here you will find a rich selection of poems and an equally rich array of essays, both of which illuminate myth, poetry, and the life of a poet dedicated to passing them on.<br /> — Charles Martin</p> <p>In <em>My Cloak Is Poetr</em>y, the poet and classicist Rachel Hadas has created a stunningly original hybrid form comprising verse and prose directed toward an exploration of ancient myth. The verse is her own, written over the course of three decades, abetted by Hadas’s outstanding translation of Victor Hugo’s 1888 poem “Boaz Asleep,” about the characters in the Hebrew Bible’s Book of Ruth. <em>My Cloak Is Poetry</em> makes a persuasive case for the particular value to us today of the foundation texts of Western civilization. <br /> — David Lehman</p> <p>The wise and humane Rachel Hadas has done something extraordinary: she has combined in one volume exquisite poetry engaging with classical myths, profound interpretive reflections, and a zeal for using both creativity and interpretation in inspirational pedagogy. She has no equal in the practice of what in the poem “Demeters” she calls “rediscovering the humanity in the old stories.” Highly recommended.<br /> — Edith Hall</p> </div><div class="field field-name-field-bisac-subjects field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Related Subjects:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><a href="/related-subjects/poetry-american-general" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel" datatype="">Poetry - American - General</a></div><div class="field-item odd"><a href="/related-subjects/poetry-ancient-classical-medieval" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel" datatype="">Poetry - Ancient, Classical &amp; Medieval</a></div><div class="field-item even"><a href="/related-subjects/literary-criticism-poetry" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel" datatype="">Literary Criticism - Poetry</a></div></div></div><div class="commerce-product-field commerce-product-field-field-awards field-field-awards node-548-product-field-awards commerce-product-field-empty"></div><div class="commerce-product-field commerce-product-field-field-description field-field-description node-548-product-field-description"> <p>Rachel Hadas taught Greek mythology for four decades at Rutgers-Newark, and in <em>My Cloak Is Poetry</em> she finally admits what she'd known all along: her cloak was never the bard's costume of the lecture hall—it was the poem itself.<br />  This prosimetrum pairs nearly thirty poems, drawn from collections spanning <em>Pass It On</em> (1989) to <em>Ghost Guest</em> (2023) along with newer work, each followed by a brief essay on what occasioned it. Achilles tells a doomed suppliant that death comes at dawn or sunset or high noon, and the poem lands in a windowless basement where Hadas ran a poetry workshop for men dying of AIDS. Thetis grips her baby's ankle. Helen waits out the war in Egypt while a phantom takes the blame. Charon turns up in an Upper West Side lobby, hunched over a laptop, keeping count. A Vermont woodpile dwindles through the first pandemic autumn while Althaea's fatal brand waits in its box.<br />  Translator of Euripides, Hugo, and Nonnus, Hadas reads myth the way she taught it—not for the lesson but for the vision—and shows how these stories keep arriving, uninvited and exactly on time.</p> </div><div class="commerce-product-field commerce-product-field-field-biographical field-field-biographical node-548-product-field-biographical"> <p>Rachel Hadas is the author of over twenty books of poetry, essays, and translations from Greek; she has also edited or coedited several poetry anthologies. Her honors include a Guggenheim Fellowship in Poetry, the O. B. Hardison Poetry Prize, a fellowship at the Cullman Center for Scholars and Writers at the New York Public Library, and an award in literature from the American Academy-Institute of Arts and Letters. In addition to Rutgers University-Newark, where she was for many years Board of Governors Professor of English, Rachel Hadas has taught writing at the West Chester Poetry Conference, the Sewanee Writers’ Conference, the Hudson Valley Writers’ Center, and 92NY. 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Abnehmtabletten im test Mon, 02 Feb 2026 10:12:26 +0000 de hourly 1 Die 5 besten Abnehmtabletten im Vergleich für 2026 #respond Fri, 23 Jan 2026 06:34:38 +0000 Aktualisiert am 23 Januar 2026. Hier ist eine Liste der effektivsten und populärsten Abnehmtabletten des Jahres 2026. Sie können Stunde, Tage oder gar Wochen mit Nachforschungen darüber zubringen, welche die […] The post Die 5 besten Abnehmtabletten im Vergleich für 2026 appeared first on Abnehmtabletten im Test. ]]> Aktualisiert am 23 Januar 2026. Hier ist eine Liste der effektivsten und populärsten Abnehmtabletten des Jahres 2026. Sie können Stunde, Tage oder gar Wochen mit Nachforschungen darüber zubringen, welche die sicherste Abnehmtablette ist oder welche den besten Ruf hat. Deshalb haben wir für Sie ein Ranking zusammengestellt, basierend auf Popularität, Effizienz, Sicherheit, Ansehen und Rückgeberecht.  Die 5 besten Abnehmtabletten für 2026 PhenQ Die Offenbarung des Jahres 2026. Basiert auf einer einzigartigen Formel, die die Stärken von verschiedenen Produkten zum Gewichtsverlust in einer Tablette vereint. Es ist ein ultra-leistungsfähiger Fatburner, der die Welt der Gewichtsabnahme revolutioniert hat. Das Geheimnis seiner Wirksamkeit liegt in einem innovativen Bestandteil, der wissenschaftlich getestet ist: der komplexe α-LACY’s-RESET®. Lesen Sie den vollständigen Bericht hier!  Sein wichtigsten Vorteile: Stoppt die Fettproduktion Unterdrückt den Appetit Extrem leistungsstarke Fettverbrennung Steigert die Energie Verbessert die Stimmung Die durchschnittlichen Kosten eines 30-tägigen Vorrats: 65, 95 euro Mehrere natürliche Diätpräparate verwenden das Präfix Phen im Namen. Sie sind jedoch nicht miteinander verwandt. PhenQ ist eine Kapsel, die 30 Minuten vor dem Essen eingenommen wird. Die empfohlene Dosis beträgt 1-2 Kapseln pro Tag. Wie funktioniert es? PhenQ verwendet eine einzigartige Kombination von Inhaltsstoffen, die mit Gewichtsabnahme in Zusammenhang stehen ist im Gegensatz zu einigen anderen Präparaten weniger stark auf Koffein angewiesen. Zwei Kapseln enthalten 142 mg Koffein, die Ihnen ungefähr mg Gesamtmenge geben würden, wenn Sie 2 vor jeder Mahlzeit nehmen – weniger, wenn Sie eine einnehmen. Aktive Wirkstoffe in Phenq Koffein (verbessert die Thermogenese). Klinische Studie hier. Capsimaxpulver (verbrennt Fett). Klinische Studie hier. Nopal (Appetitunterdrücker) Chrompikolinat (kontrolliert Heißhunger nach Kohlenhydraten und Zucker). Klinische Studie hier. Calciumcarbonat (hilft bei der Aufrechterhaltung des optimalen Gewichts) L-Carnitin Furmarate (wandelt Fette in Energie um) a-Lacys Reset (Reduktion und Oxidation von Zellen) Bewertungen Die Mehrheit der Leute, die PhenQ ausprobierten, waren mit den Ergebnissen zufrieden. Die häufigsten Beschwerden sind mit Nervosität und anderen Koffein-Nebenwirkungen verbunden. Leute, die es mögen (die Mehrheit der Bewertungen) sagten, dass sie beeindruckenden Gewichtsverlust erleben. PhenQ – Erfolgsgeschichten – Klicken Sie Hier Ich habe wunderbare Ergebnisse mit diesem Produkt und habe 6 Kilo mit wenig bis keine Mühe verloren. Ich trainiere jeden zweiten Tag, aber dieses Produkt hilft mir, weniger zu essen. Dieses Produkt tut absolut nichts. Ich habe es für einen Monat genommen und sehe keine Ergebnisse. Risiken und Nebenwirkungen Die erwähnten Nebenwirkungen stehen im Zusammenhang mit hohen Dosen von Koffein, die Schlaflosigkeit, Nervosität, Magenverstimmung, Reizbarkeit, schnellen Herzrhythmus und Muskelzittern hervorrufen können. Ansprüche und veröffentlichte Studien Das Unternehmen behauptet, dass seine exklusive und schnelle Fettverbrennungsformel einen schnellen Fettabbau fördert, den Stoffwechsel ankurbelt und Ihnen ermöglicht, mehrere Kilos schnell und sicher zu verlieren. Für PhenQ liegen keine veröffentlichten Studien vor. Aber es gibt mehrere vielversprechende Studien zu den in dem Produkt verwendeten Inhaltsstoffen. Sie mit Links sind zitiert, im Abschnitt Aktive Wirkstoffe weiter oben. PhenQ – zur Offiziellen Website! PhenQ PM PhenQ hat jetzt eine neue Nachtversion, die entwickelt wurde, um die Fettverbrennung im Schlaf zu beschleunigen: PhenQ PM. Diese Pille wurde entwickelt, um Ihnen beim Abnehmen im Schlaf zu helfen, indem sie den natürlichen Stoffwechsel des Körpers verbessert und den Appetit unterdrückt. Diese Abnehmpille richtet sich an Menschen, die mit einer leichten Gewichtsabnahme und anschließender Gewichtszunahme zu kämpfen haben, da sie die Bemühungen zur Gewichtsabnahme verdoppeln soll, indem sie die ganze Nacht über Unterstützung bietet. PhenQ PM – Vorteile: Fördert die Gewichtsabnahme im Schlaf Verbessert den Stoffwechsel während der Ruhe. Unterdrückt Appetit und Heißhunger. Oxidiert Fettgewebe in verschiedenen Bereichen des Körpers. Hilft beim natürlichen Fettverbrennungsprozess, indem es den Cortisolspiegel senkt Reduzieren Sie Heißhunger und Appetit während des Schlafs Erhöht die Produktion des menschlichen Wachstumshormons (HGH), um Kalorien zu verbrennen und die Bildung schlanker Muskeln zu unterstützen. Bestehend aus natürlichen Inhaltsstoffen, einschließlich Aminosäuren und Verbindungen, die den Geist entspannen und beim Einschlafen helfen. Es kann Ihre Bemühungen zur Gewichtsabnahme verdoppeln, indem es die ganze Nacht über Unterstützung bietet.   PhenQ PM – zur Offiziellen Website! Die Hauptbestandteile von PhenQ PM sind: L-Arginin: eine Aminosäure, die den Stoffwechsel während der Nacht beschleunigt L-Lysin HCL: unterstützt die Umwandlung von Fett in Energie L-Theanin: Hilft, den Cortisolspiegel zu senken und hat eine entspannende Wirkung auf das Gehirn, um einen tiefen Schlaf zu erleichtern 5-HTP: Hilft Hungerattacken zu unterdrücken Chrom: Unterdrückt Tag und Nacht den Appetit Biotin: unterstützt den Fettstoffwechsel und trägt zu Entspannung und erholsamem Schlaf bei Niacin: Hilft Müdigkeit zu reduzieren und den Schlaf zu verbessern Zink und Kupfer: unterstützen den Stoffwechsel von Fetten und Kohlenhydraten Melatonin: reguliert den Schlaf und fördert einen tiefen und erholsamen Schlaf   PhenQ Meal Shake Stoppen Sie sofort Ihren Heißhunger! PhenQ Meal Shake ist ein kompletter Mahlzeitenersatz-Shake, der den Fettabbau fördert, die Energie steigert und das Verlangen nach Nahrung deutlich reduziert. Der Shake ist zu 100 % pflanzlich und für jeden Lebensstil geeignet, egal ob du vegan, vegetarisch oder ketogen bist. PhenQ Meal Shake ist eine der gesündesten Möglichkeiten, Gewicht zu verlieren. Dies ist kein einfaches Proteinpulver, das nach ein paar Minuten ein leeres Gefühl hinterlässt und nach Kreide schmeckt. Der PhenQ Meal Shake ist ein kompletter Mahlzeitenplan mit 24 Vitaminen, 16 Gramm Protein, 13 Gramm gesunden Fetten aus natürlichen MCT-Ölen, Mineralien und Adaptogenen. Für superschnelle Ergebnisse bei der Gewichtsabnahme kann PhenQ Meal Shake mit einer fettverbrennenden Pille wie PhenQ oder seiner nächtlichen Version – PhenQ PM eingenommen werden. PhenQ Meal Shake – zur Offiziellen Website! Aber PhenQ hörte hier nicht auf und fügte auch Reishi-Pilz hinzu, um Müdigkeit und Entzündungen zu bekämpfen, und KSM-66® Ashwagandha für geistiges Wohlbefinden, Energie und Muskelregeneration. Die Hauptzutat ist jedoch ihr patentiertes InnoSlim, das klinisch untersucht wurde, um die natürliche AMPK-Reaktion Ihres Körpers zu steigern, damit Sie schnell Fett verbrennen können, insbesondere im Bauchbereich. Laut vielen Kunden schmeckt der PhenQ Meal Shake wie Schokoladenkuchen, im Gegensatz zu anderen schlecht schmeckenden Meal Shakes auf dem Markt. Es ist auch in einer Vanille-Version erhältlich, wenn Schokolade nicht Ihr Favorit ist. Hauptvorteile von PhenQ Meal Shake: Hilft, Übergewicht zu verlieren: Jede Portion PhenQ Complete Meal Shake enthält 269 Kalorien und bietet eine nährstoffreiche Mahlzeit ohne unnötige Kalorien. Die Formel enthält auch einen wissenschaftlich fundierten Inhaltsstoff, der nachweislich Ihrem Körper hilft, Fett effizienter zu verbrennen, indem er Ihre AMPK optimiert. Stillen Sie Hungerattacken: Der ultimative Weg, um Gewicht zu verlieren, besteht darin, Ihre Kalorienaufnahme zu reduzieren und Ihren Kalorienverbrauch zu erhöhen. PhenQ macht dies einfach, indem es Ihren Hunger stillt. Jede Portion PhenQ Complete Meal Shake enthält 16 Gramm Protein und 13 Gramm MCT-Öle, die dafür sorgen, dass Sie sich länger satt fühlen. Der Shake unterdrückt auch den Appetit und reduziert Hungerattacken, was zu einem schnelleren Gewichtsverlust führt. Steigert auf natürliche Weise die Energie: Der PhenQ Complete Meal Shake steigert die Energie auf zwei Arten. Erstens enthält es gesunde MCT-Öle aus Kokosnüssen, die dafür bekannt sind, die Energie zu steigern. Zweitens enthält der Shake Adaptogene wie Reishi-Pilz und KSM-66® Ashwagandha, die helfen, Stress zu bewältigen und den ganzen Tag über Energie zu erhalten.   Proactol XS Eine der vorteilhaftesten Nahrungsergänzungsmittel zur Gewichtsreduktion mit vielen positiven Meinungen in den Medien stammt aus unabhängigen Quellen. Lesen Sie hier die vollständige Rezension! Sein wichtigsten Vorteile: Stoppt natürlich die Produktion von Fettzellen Verbrennt überschüssiges Fett und stärkt das Immunsystem Von der Kritik anerkannt und klinisch zertifiziert Proactol XS Inhaltsstoffe (Menge pro Pille): Chitosan – 500 mg Proactol XS enthält in geringen Mengen auch Magnesium, Kieselsäure, Titandioxid und Calciumhydrogenphosphatdihydrat. Der Wirkstoff in diesem Produkt zum Abnehmen ist Chitosan, eine Substanz, die aus Chitin gewonnen wird, das aus Muschelschalen gewonnen wird. Es ist ein Polysaccharid, das chemische Affinitäten zu Fetten aufweist. Es kann schließlich Fette bis zum 800-fachen seines Gewichts reparieren. Darüber hinaus hilft die Silica-Magnesium-Kombination, Snacks zu reduzieren. Proactol XS wirkt sowohl als Blocker als auch als Fatburner zur Behandlung mehrerer Ebenen von Übergewicht und Adipositas. PROACTOL XS – zur Offiziellen Website! Einmal aufgenommen, löst es sich im Magen auf und vermischt sich mit den in der Nahrung enthaltenen Lipiden. Dann bildet es ein unlösliches Gel, verbindet sich mit den Fetten und wickelt sie ein. Diese Chitosan-Lipid-Bindung kann nicht verdaut oder metabolisiert werden. Es wird daher auf natürliche Weise beseitigt. Eine 2016 veröffentlichte Studie belegt, dass Chitosan unnötiges Gewicht eliminiert und die Struktur der Körper verbessert. Beachten Sie, dass Proactol XS von Menschen mit Diabetes problemlos angewendet werden kann. Dosierung: 2 Kapseln 3 mal täglich vor jeder Mahlzeit Preis: 1 Flasche: 44, 95 Euro Lesen Sie hier unseren vollständigen Proactol XS-Test! Zotrim Zotrim ist als Nahrungsergänzungsmittel zur Gewichtsreduktion wirksam, da es Ihren Appetit unterdrückt und Ihr Verlangen und Ihre Hungerattacken kontrolliert. Wenn Sie weniger hungrig sind, ist es weniger wahrscheinlich, dass Sie zu viel essen. Sein wichtigsten Vorteile: Zotrim Hilft Ihnen, weniger zu essen Sie fühlen sich früher und länger satt Es macht es einfacher, zu ungesunden Snacks „Nein“ zu sagen Zotrim – zur Offiziellen Website! Zotrim ist in zwei Formen erhältlich: Kapseln und Getränke. Sie können wählen, welches leichter einzunehmen ist, aber die Produkte sind fast identisch. Sie können jedoch Vorteile aus der Getränkeform finden, die Sie in den Kapseln nicht finden können und umgekehrt. Wie bereits erwähnt, wurden zuerst Zotrim-Kapseln eingeführt, gefolgt von dem als Zotrim Plus-Getränk bekannten Getränk. Inhaltsstoffe: Der Appetitunterdrückungseffekt kann auf die Inhaltsstoffe zurückzuführen sein, die sowohl in Kapseln als auch in Getränken enthalten sind. Laut der offiziellen Website wird die Ergänzung mit folgenden Pflanzenextrakten aus Südamerika geliefert: Guarana-Samenextrakt Damiana-Blattextrakt Yerba Mate Blattextrakt Sie enthalten auch die Vitamine B3 und B6. Das Getränk enthält jedoch eine zusätzliche Zutat, nämlich Inulin. Beachten Sie, dass das Produkt auch Koffein als einen seiner Inhaltsstoffe auflistet. Guarana-Samen enthalten jedoch Koffein, das bereits sein Wirkstoff ist. Klinische Studien Eine Studie untersuchte die Auswirkungen von Zotrim auf 58 Frauen, um festzustellen, wie sich dies auf die Unterdrückung ihres Appetits auswirkt. Die Ergänzung wurde zweimal täglich vor dem Frühstück und Mittagessen eingenommen. Am Ende der Studie wurde festgestellt, dass die Frauen nach Einnahme dieses Nahrungsergänzungsmittels weniger Kalorien verbrauchten. Dosierung: 2-3 Zotrim Tabletten mit einem Glas Wasser, oder einem kalten Getränk, ein paar Minuten vor dem Essen.    Die 5 besten Abnehmtabletten im Vergleich für 2026   Die Abnehmtabletten: Ihr Handbuch! Diätpillen waren ein großer Durchbruch in der Welt der Abnehmwilligen. Mit der Hilfe von natürlichen Wirkstoffen aus Pflanzen und Früchten ist es möglich Gewicht zu verlieren, ohne den Körper dabei mit Medikamenten zu verunreinigen, die in der Regel schädliche Nebenwirkungen haben. Abnehmtabletten können Ihnen helfen Ihre Abnehmziele in kürzerer Zeit zu erreichen. Damit kommen Sie schneller in Form und verzichten dennoch auf unliebsame Nebenwirkungen. Der Gewichtsverlust ist jedoch ein Prozess, der schrittweise erfolgen sollte. Die Verwendung von Abnehmtabletten ist der Anschub, den manch einer braucht, um den Prozess in Gang zu setzen. Es ist einfach eine kleine Einstiegshilfe, die Ihnen am Anfang hilft, schneller Erfolge zu sehen, indem Sie mehr Kalorien verbrennen, kleinere Portionen essen und nicht auch noch ständig gegen den kleinen Hunger ankämpfen. Abnehmtabletten sind keine Wunderpillen. Halten Sie sich fern von Leuten, die behaupten, mit Abnehmtabletten könne man 20 kg in zwei Wochen abnehmen! Das ist physiologisch unmöglich und wäre äußerst ungesund! Dennoch sind Potential, Nutzen und positive Wirkung einer guten Diätpille nicht zu unterschätzen. Es gibt Millionen von Zeugen die bestätigen, dass Ihnen die Einnahme von Abnehmtabletten eine große Hilfe beim Abnehmen war. Dies gilt sowohl für die, die starkes Übergewicht haben und aus gesundheitlichen Gründen dringend Kilos verlieren müssen, als auch für jene, die auf dem Weg zur Sommerfigur einfach nur ein paar angefutterte Weihnachtspfunde loswerden wollen. Wie wählt man denn die beste Abnehmtablette aus? Der Markt bietet heute dank immer neuer wissenschaftlicher Entdeckungen und zahlreicher klinischer Studien immer mehr Produkte zum Abnehmen. Doch das ist ein zweischneidiges Schwert. Einerseits ist es fantastisch, dass es so eine große Auswahl gibt, andererseits hat man schnell das Gefühl, in diesem Meer von Möglichkeiten zu ertrinken. Die Auswahl des falschen Produktes kann, selbst wenn es ein Produkt von hoher Qualität ist, dazu führen, dass sich nicht die gewünschten Erfolge einstellen. Wenn Sie beispielsweise einen langsamen Stoffwechsel haben und einen Appetitzügler wählen, werden Sie nicht die erhofften Erfolge sehen, da das Produkt nicht zu Ihren Bedürfnissen passt. Um das richtige Produkt zu wählen ist es wichtig, Ihre Situtation zu analysieren und dann in unseren Produkttests nach einer für Sie geeigneten Abnehmtablette zu suchen. Abnehmtabletten verfolgen unterschiedliche Ansätze, wie zum Beispiel die Unterdrückung des Appetits, die Erhöhung des Stoffwechsels oder die Entgiftung des Körpers. Einige vereinen auch mehrere dieser Eigenschaften. Des Weiteren kann man die Abnehmtabletten in zwei Gruppen aufteilen: die eine Gruppe umfasst Produkte, die eher für die Kontrolle des Gewichts geeignet sind die andere Gruppe enthält Produkte, die eher auf den Gewichtsverlust ausgerichtet sind. Wenn Sie darauf achten, finden Sie sicher schnell das für Sie geeignete Produkt. Abnehmtabletten – lieber mit oder ohne Koffein? Das Koffein ist auf dem Markt der Abnehmtabletten eine weit verbreitete Zutat. Viele Produkte beinhalten es, da es sehr effektiv beim Abnehmen helfen kann. Der Konsum von koffeinhaltigen Substanzen kann jedoch für einige Verbraucher zum Problem werden. Es gibt viele Menschen, die Koffein einfach nicht vertragen. Bis vor einigen Jahren hielt der Markt der Abnehmtabletten für diese Menschen kaum etwas bereit. Dank zahlreicher wissenschaftlicher Versuche der Labore von Nahrungsergänzungsmittelherstellern und darauf folgender klinischer Studien, bieten Ihnen die Hersteller heute auch eine große Zahl von Produkten, die frei von Stimulanzien dieser Art sind und trotzdem funktionieren. Abnehmtabletten die Koffein enthalten sind übrigens die einzigen, die tatsächlich leichte Nebenwirkungen erzeugen können. Wir sprechen dabei von Schlaflosigkeit, Nervosität und Unruhe, also bekannte Effekte bei Koffeinkonsum. Daher empfehlen wir Verbrauchern, die um ihre eine Koffeinunverträglichkeit wissen, auf die koffeinfreien Varianten zurückzugreifen. Abnehmtabletten – Geht es um Fett oder um Wasser? Wenn Ihr Hauptproblem nicht wirklich das Fett ist, sondern Sie eher Schwierigkeiten mit Blähungen und Wassereinlagerungen haben, dann empfehlen wir Ihnen eher Diuretika auf Basis des Chinesischen Tees. Wassereinlagerungen führen zu einer Gewichtszunahme. Aber das ist natürlich nicht gleichbedeutend mit Übergewicht durch zu viel Körperfett. In diesen Fällen ist es angebracht, auf Abnehmtabletten zurückzugreifen, die spezifisch die Wassereinlagerungen angehen. Wie verwendet man Abnehmtabletten? Wir möchten zunächst mal daran erinnern, dass Abnehmtabletten Nahrungsergänzungsmittel zur Diät sind. Sie vollbringen keine Wunder und ersetzen weder ganze Mahlzeiten noch eine gesunde, ausgewogene Ernährung! Das bedeutet, dass Sie außer bei Unverträglichkeiten niemals ganze Lebensmittelgruppen aus Ihrer Ernährung streichen sollen und müssen. Achten Sie eher auf eine ausgewogene Dosierung. Oft ist weniger einfach mehr! Und noch eine Sache, die selbstverständlich erscheint, aber die wir an dieser Stelle nochmals betonen: Körperliche Aktivität ist wie generell im Leben auch bei jeder Diät unverzichtbar. Aber vergessen Sie nicht: Abnehmtabletten können Ihnen gerade beim ersten Schritt auf dem Weg zu Ihrer Traumfigur eine große Hilfe sein! Wer sollte auf Abnehmtabletten verzichten? Wie bei allen Produkten, die auf eine Veränderung des Körpers abzielen, sollten Abnehmtabletten nicht von Schwangeren, Stillenden und Menschen, die sich in medikamentöser Behandlung befinden genommen werden. Auch wenn Sie an schweren, chronischen Erkrankungen leiden, sollten Sie vor der Einnahme Ihren Arzt konsultieren! Die Einnahme von Abnehmtabletten ist für gewöhnlich auch für Kinder unter 18 Jahren untersagt, es sei denn es wird ausdrücklich vom Arzt empfohlen. The post Die 5 besten Abnehmtabletten im Vergleich für 2026 appeared first on Abnehmtabletten im Test. ]]> feed/ 0 PhenQ Neue Abnehmtablette 2026 – unsere Meinung nach dem Test /phenq-test/ /phenq-test/#respond Thu, 15 Jan 2026 07:10:35 +0000 Aktualisiert am 6  Januar 2026. Ein neuer Name, ein neuer Ansatz! PhenQ ist ein neues Produkt, das sich nicht einfach als Schlankmacher präsentiert und sich damit zufrieden gibt, die Symptome […] The post PhenQ Neue Abnehmtablette 2026 – unsere Meinung nach dem Test appeared first on Abnehmtabletten im Test. ]]> Aktualisiert am 6  Januar 2026. Ein neuer Name, ein neuer Ansatz! PhenQ ist ein neues Produkt, das sich nicht einfach als Schlankmacher präsentiert und sich damit zufrieden gibt, die Symptome der Gewichtszunahme zu behandeln. Es ist ein Produkt, das die Lösung des Problems aus verschiedenen Blickwinkeln angeht. Die Formel enthält die bekannten Vorteile der wirksamsten Diätpillen in einer ausführlich erprobten Dosierung, der ein (geheimer) neuer Wirkstoff hinzugefügt wurde. Aber, entdecken wir gemeinsam diese geheime Zutat … Heute: 2 Packungen + 1 GRATIS. Hier Klicken! Offiziellen Website: www.phenq.de Die Vorteile von PhenQ PhenQ verspricht einen beispiellosen Gewichtsverlust. Ein Prozess, der sich aus fünf verschiedenen Wirkkomplexen zusammensetzt, nämlich: Fettverbrennung: Durch seinen starken Fettverbrennungseffekt hilft es den thermogenen Prozess zu verstärken, damit den Stoffwechsel anzuheizen und so die Rate der Fettverbrennung zu beschleunigen. Stopp der Fettproduktion: PhenQ stoppt die Produktion von neuen Fetten. Ja, Sie lesen richtig; Sie müssen sich keine Sorgen über die Gewichtszunahme und die Anhäufung neuer Fette machen! Appetitzügler: wirkt direkt auf den Appetit und reduziert Heißhungerattacken. Energy-Booster: gibt dem Körper ein Plus an Energie. Verbesserung der Stimmung: wirkt positiv auf Ihre Laune. PhenQ hat 60 Tage Geld-zurück-Garantie Offizielle Website: Klicken Sie hier!   Vorstellung von PhenQ PhenQ ist ein Produkt, das in den USA und Großbritannien in jeweils von der FDA (Food and Drug Administration) beziehungsweise der GMP (Good Manufacturing Practice) zertifizierten Räumlichkeiten hergestellt wird. Die Firma Bauer Nutrition, zu der PhenQ gehört, ist ein Hersteller mit sehr gutem Ruf und mit einer bereits jahrzehntelangen Erfahrung auf dem Markt der Nahrungsergänzungsmittel. Das Produkt PhenQ hat eine eigene Website, die sehr übersichtlich, modern und professionell gestaltet ist und keinen Zweifel an der Vertrauenswürdigkeit der Hersteller in puncto Datenschutz, Zahlungssicherheit und Lieferung aufkommen lässt. Dies sind die Inhaltsstoffe von PhenQ Kommen wir nun zur wichtigsten Etappe beim Test jedes Produktes, den Zutaten. PhenQ setzt sich zusammen aus: Capsimax Pulver … enthält Capsicum, ein Extrakt aus Piment, das für seine Wirksamkeit bei der Gewichtsabnahme bekannt und aktuell in der Mehrzahl der bekannten Produkte zur Fettverbrennung enthalten ist. Piperin … ist ein Alkaloid des Schwarzen Pfeffers. Es ist für seine antimikrobielle, entzündungshemmende und Leber schützende Wirkung bekannt. Koffein … wirkt stimulierend auf das zentrale Nervensystem und auf den Herz-Kreislauf. Es ist außerdem ein leichtes Diuretikum. Niacin (Vitamin B3) … ist an vielen Stoffwechselprozessen im Körper beteiligt, wie zum Beispiel der Fettsäuresynthese und der Energieproduktion Calciumcarbonat … steigert die Aufnahme von Calcium durch den Körper. Es ist für einige Körperfunktionen unerlässlich. Zusätzlich zu seiner Funktion beim Knochenaufbau ist es auch essenziell für die Zell- und Nierenfunktion sowie für den Blutkreislauf. Chrom Picolinat … kann den Cholesterinspiegel im Blut senken, hat eine positive Wirkung auf den Blutzuckerspiegel und trägt zur Gewichtsabnahme bei. Chrom ist ein Spurenelement, das für zahlreiche Körperfunktionen wichtig ist. Nopal … oder Feigenkaktus. Diese Pflanze ist in Mexico für viele Vorteile bekannt, vor allem für seine heilenden Eigenschaften und Anti-Aging-Effekte. Die Substanz ist reich an Vitaminen und Mineralstoffen und kann die Aufnahme von Fett im Körper verlangsamen. L-Carnitin … hilft, die körperliche Leistungsfähigkeit zu verbessern. Sie spielt eine Rolle beim Transport von Fettsäuren, die den Körper mit zusätzlicher Energie versorgen. Offizielle Website: Klicken Sie hier! Wie funktioniert PhenQ? PhenQ bietet Pillen, die einfach zu schlucken sind. Jede Flasche enthält 60 Kapseln, also die doppelte Menge, die in Produkten anderer Hersteller enthalten ist. Die Hersteller von PhenQ sagen eindeutig, dass mit der Einnahme nur einer Pille täglich ein zufrieden stellendes Resultat nicht zu erreichen ist. Demzufolge ist die Empfehlung zwei Pillen am Tag einzunehmen. PhenQ funktioniert durch die Kombination von 5 verschiedenen Effekten. Erstens hilft es durch die Erhöhung des Stoffwechsels und der körpereigenen Wärmebildung bereits im Körper gespeichertes Fett zu verbrennen. Die Wirkung der Fettverbrennung von PhenQ zeichnet sich aus durch die Energiemenge, die durch die Dosierung der Bestandteile erzeugt wird. Zweitens hält es die Produktion von neuem Fett auf. Mit anderen Worten bedeutet das keine weitere Gewichtszunahme. Damit bietet PhenQ eine ideale Lösung für ein Problem, das die meisten Abnehmwilligen haben: die Angst vor dem JoJo-Effekt. Drittens bietet Ihnen PhenQ die Möglichkeit, Ihren Appetit zu zügeln oder zu unterdrücken. Dadurch können Sie Versuchungen besser widerstehen und Heißhungerattacken besiegen. Bekommen Sie Ihren Appetit damit unter Kontrolle. Viertens gibt es Ihnen eine belebende Welle von Energie, die es Ihnen erlaubt, Ihre täglichen körperlichen Aktivitäten mit Leichtigkeit zu bewältigen. Fünftens wirkt sich PhenQ positiv auf Ihre Stimmung aus, so dass sie die Gemütszustände, die mit der Umstellung der Ernährungsweise einher gehen können, gut bewältigen. PhenQ vs. Phen375: α-LACYS RESET® Wir alle kennen das phänomenale Phen375, eins der am meisten gefeierten Abnehmprodukte der Welt, dessen Echo in den vergangenen Jahren von überall her ertönte und dessen Erfolgsmeldungen seither nicht abreißen. Auf den ersten Blick scheint es, als ob beide Produkte die gleichen Bestandteile enthalten. Dies ist nicht völlig falsch … aber auch nicht die ganze Wahrheit. Schaut man auf die Liste der Inhaltsstoffe beider Produkte, so sieht man, dass sie die gleichen Zutaten enthalten, nämlich: Capsimex (Cayenne bei Phen375), Calciumcarbonat, Chrompicolinat, Koffein und L-Carnitin. Der erste Unterschied findet sich darin, dass Phen375 Citrus aurantium (Bitterorange) beigegeben wird, während PhenQ Nopal (Feigenkaktus) enthält. Der zweite Unterschied ist der Wirkstoff α-LACYS-RESET® in PhenQ, über den beim Produkt Phen375 keine Angabe gemacht wird. Es handelt sich hierbei um einen patentierten Komplex aus Alpha-Liponsäure, Cystein und Magnesium. Alpha-Liponsäure ist ein körpereigenes Antioxidans das hilft, Glukose (im Blut vorkommender Zucker und wichtigste Energiequelle des Körpers) in Energie umzuwandeln. Diese Säure kommt auch bei der Behandlung bestimmter Krankheiten wie Diabetis, Gedächtnisverlust, Krebs, chronische Müdigkeit oder Lebererkrankungen zum Einsatz. Wenn wir älter werden nimmt die körpereigene Produktion dieser Säure ab, was zu Schäden auf zellulärer und hormoneller Ebene führt. Cystein ist eine Aminosäure, die an mehreren Stoffwechselfunktionen beteiligt ist. Die für uns wichtigste ist die Synthese von Fettsäuren. Magnesium verhindert und lindert viele gesundheitliche Störungen und verbessert die körperliche Leistungsfähigkeit. Studien über die Wirkung von α-LACYS-RESET® auf den Gewichtsverlust, die andere Abnehmprodukte, ein Placebo und α-LACYS-RESET® verglichen, haben zu folgenden Ergebnissen geführt. Ergebnisse mit PhenQ Vorweg ist zu sagen, dass die Gewichtsabnahme nicht bei allen Personen gleich ist. PhenQ zieht diese Daten in Betracht aber gibt keine einhelligen Versprechen für alle Verbraucher ab. Im Bewusstsein der Besonderheit jedes Einzelnen stützt sich PhenQ auf bereits realisierte Studien, um einen durchschnittlichen Gewichtsverlust zum Ausdruck zu bringen, der von Person zu Person unterschiedlich ausfallen kann. Der Hersteller gibt auf seiner Website bekannt, dass es durchschnittlich 66 Tage dauert, um alte Gewohnheiten zu durchbrechen, die bisher zur Gewichtszunahme geführt haben. Auf dieser Basis wird eine Behandlungsdauer von mindestens zwei Monaten angeraten bevor deutliche Gewichtsverluste zu beobachten sind. Auf der offiziellen Seite kann man eine Grafik über den Prozess der Gewichtsabnahme im Verlauf von 5 Monaten sehen. Die aufgezeigten Resultate schätzen den Verlust von Fett auf 7% des Ausgangswertes und den Gewichtsverlust auf 3,5%. Die gezeigten Ergebnissen heben den Verlust von Fett und den Gewichtsverlust hervor, da einige Produkte auch einfach einen Gewichtsverlust durch ihre Einfluss auf den Wasserhaushalt des Körpers bewirken. Klinische Referenzen Auf der offiziellen Website von PhenQ finden Sie mehrere Hinweise auf klinische Studien, die eine Wirksamkeit der Inhaltsstoffe für die Gewichtsabnahme bestätigen. Bewertungen von Nutzern von PhenQ Empfehlungen und Kritiken von Nutzern des Produktes stellen keinen echten Bewertungsmaßstab dar. Dennoch, um Transparenz und Objektivität zu schaffen und diese Dokumentation zum Produkt vollständig zu machen, wird an dieser Stelle ein kurzer Überblick über Kundenrezensionen gegeben. Generell spiegeln die Foren zu dem Thema eine positive Meinung bei der Mehrheit der Verbraucher wider. Die zu den Nutzern gehörigen Profile zeigen, dass die Konsumenten aus allen Bevölkerungsteilen kommen und vom anspruchsvollen Sportler bis zur jungen Mutter Zufriedenheit mit PhenQ vorherrscht. Nebenwirkungen von PhenQ Zum jetzigen Zeitpunkt sind keine Nebenwirkungen aufgetreten und kein Verbraucher hat bisher unerwünschte Nebeneffekte oder Beschwerden signalisiert. Man muss jedoch an dieser Stelle festhalten, dass das Produkt noch nicht sehr lange auf dem Markt ist. Das Produkt soll jedoch nicht während der Schwangerschaft und nicht von Personen unter 18 Jahren, die noch in der Wachstumsphase sind, eingenommen werden. Jeder, der bereits wegen einer bestimmten Erkrankung in Behandlung ist oder unter gesundheitlichen Beschwerden leidet, sollte vor der Einnahme Rücksprache mit einem Arzt halten. Wo kan ich PhenQ bestellen? Das Produkt ist auf der offiziellen Website des Herstellers verfügbar.   Sie könen PhenQ bestellen und Zahlungen mit VISA und Mastercard werden akzeptiert. Für die Zahlungssicherheit werden die gleichen Verschlüsselungsmethoden wie bei Banken benutzt. Die Lieferung wird 24 bis 48 Stunden nachdem Ihre Bestellung bestätigt wurde versandt und kann in die ganze Welt verschickt werden. Der Versand ist zur Zeit kostenlos. Ab einer Bestellung von mindestens zwei Flaschen ist die Lieferung kostenlos. Das Produkt ist in drei verschiedenen Paketgrößen erhältlich: PhenQ Garantie PhenQ bietet Ihnen eine Geld-zurück-Garantie von 60 Tagen. Wenn Sie alle nicht benutzten PhenQ Produkte innerhalb von 67 Tagen nach Eingang Ihrer Bestellung in der Originalverpackung zurücksenden, erstattet Ihnen PhenQ die Kosten (abzgl. Versandkosten) zurück. Unsere Meinung zu PhenQ Pro Effektive Fettverbrennung Beseitigt jede zukünftige Gewichtszunahme Kontrolliert den Appetit Gibt einen Energieschub Wirkt positiv auf den Gemütszustand vertrauenswürdige Website Kontra es gibt einige Fälle, in denen das Produkt nicht genommen werden sollte der Preis des Produktes ist etwas höher Zusammenfassung PhenQ ist definitv ein wirksames Produkt für die Gewichtsabnahme. Die Inhaltsstoffe und das α-LACYS-RESET® haben eine in klinischen Studien geprüfte Wirksamkeit und sind vereint in einem offiziell zertifizierten Produkt, das Ihnen bei Ihrem Kampf gegen die Pfunde helfen wird. Zögern sie nicht, Ihre Erfahrungen mit PhenQ mit unserem Team und unseren Lesern zu teilen.   The post PhenQ Neue Abnehmtablette 2026 – unsere Meinung nach dem Test appeared first on Abnehmtabletten im Test. ]]> /phenq-test/feed/ 0 Zotrim Erfahrungen – funktioniert dieses Abnehmpill wirklich? /zotrim-erfahrungen/ Wed, 03 Jan 2024 07:11:14 +0000 /?p=1474 Artikel aktualisiert am 3 Januar 2024. Abnehmen ist ein Kampf. Man investiert so viel Zeit und Mühe in den Versuch, Fett zu verbrennen und Pfund zu verlieren, dass die eigentliche […] The post Zotrim Erfahrungen – funktioniert dieses Abnehmpill wirklich? appeared first on Abnehmtabletten im Test. ]]> Artikel aktualisiert am 3 Januar 2024. Abnehmen ist ein Kampf. Man investiert so viel Zeit und Mühe in den Versuch, Fett zu verbrennen und Pfund zu verlieren, dass die eigentliche Gewichtsabnahme oft endlos erscheint. Das Schlimmste daran ist, dass nach einer Woche oftmals der Jo-Jo-Effekt einsetzt. Man das Naschen und Verlangen nicht kontrollieren und unterdrücken und kaum hat man ein Kilo abgenommen, hat man es auch gleich schon wieder auf den Hüften. Manchmal braucht man einfach nur ein bisschen Hilfe. Hier kommt Zotrim ins Spiel, ein klinisch erprobter Appetithemmer. Die Zotrim Gewichtsverlust Formel gibt es seit über einem Jahrzehnt. Zotrim wirbt damit, dich beim Abnehmen zu unterstützen, indem es deinen Appetit bremst, was wiederum bedeutet, dass die tägliche Kalorienaufnahme reduziert wird. Dieser Zotrim-Test erläutert alles, was du über dieses beliebte Abnehmpill wissen musst und prüft, ob all diese Behauptungen wirklich wahr sind. Lass es uns herausfinden! Was ist Zotrim? Zotrim ist eine Nahrungsergänzung, die klinisch nachweislich zur Gewichtsreduktion beiträgt. Es eignet sich besonders für Menschen, denen es schwer fällt, Gewicht zu verlieren, weil sie ihr Verlangen nicht kontrollieren können. Deshalb ist Zotrim auch als Appetithemmer bekannt. Eine der besten Eigenschaften von Zotrim ist, dass es eine natürliche Kräuterlösung ist. In Kombination mit Bewegung oder Ernährungsumstellung kann es schnelle und sichtbare Ergebnisse liefern. Laut Webseite des Herstellers bietet Zotrim folgende Vorteile: Hilft dabei, weniger Mahlzeiten zu essen Sorgt für ein länger anhaltendes Sättigungsgefühl Reduziert den Drang, unüberlegt zu naschen Erhöht die Trainingsfähigkeit Verstärkt die Wirkung der Trainingseinheiten Nützlich, auch wenn du nicht trainierst oder Diät hältst Zotrim’s Inhaltsstoffe Wie bereits erwähnt, handelt es sich bei Zotrim um eine pflanzliche Nahrungsergänzung. Wie erwartet sind die Hauptzutaten 100% natürlich und stammen aus drei Pflanzen – Guarana, Yerba Mate und Damiana. Diese drei Pflanzen wurden in der Vergangenheit auch in Südamerika zur traditionellen Gewichtsabnahme eingesetzt. >> ZOTRIM – ZUR OFFIZIELLEN WEBSEITE Hier ist eine vollständige Aufschlüsselung der Inhaltsstoffe von Zotrim: Guarana Extrakt Guarana ist eine beliebte Zutat, die auch häufig für Energy-Drinks verwendet wird. Auszüge davon stammen aus einem Strauch, der in den Amazonaswäldern Südamerikas beheimatet ist. Es hat sich gezeigt, dass die Pflanze die Freisetzung von Fett in den Blutkreislauf verhindert. Sie bietet auch einen intensiveren Energieschub als Koffein und erhöht die geistige Wachsamkeit. Yerba Mate Extrakt Der Yerba Mate-Extrakt ist eine bemerkenswerte argentinische Substanz, die aus dem Yerba Mate-Baum gewonnen wird. Vor dem Training ist dies eine ausgezeichnete Quelle für sofortige Energie und wirkt als Antioxidans. Es hilft auch gegen Müdigkeit und Hungerattacken. Experten behaupten, dieser Inhaltsstoff könne auch die Produktion von Fettzellen im menschlichen Körper verhindern. Damiana-Extrakt Der Damiana-Strauch stammt aus Mittel- und Südamerika sowie bestimmten Teilen von Südtexas und Mexiko. Damiana wirkt als Aphrodisiakum und Getränk zur Blasenstärkung. Es verhindert Fressattacken, wenn es regelmäßig eingenommen wird. Koffein Koffein ist als Energie-Booster bekannt. Es hält dich wachsam und aktiv – was während der Trainingseinheiten nützlich sein kann. Vitamine B3 & B6 Diese beiden Vitamine sind unerlässlich, wenn du deine Müdigkeit in den Griff bekommen willst. Sie reduzieren die Müdigkeit bei körperlichen Anstrengungen und steigern die Kalorienverbrennung. Zotrim Erfahrung: Funktioniert es wirklich? Bei regelmäßiger Anwendung können Benutzer ihren Stoffwechsel und ihr Hungergefühl nachhaltig verbessern. Durch die Eindämmung des Hungergefühls wirst du weniger Mahlzeiten zu dir nehmen. Klinische Studien haben gezeigt, dass du dich bei der Einnahme von Zotrim länger satt fühlstund weniger oft zu Snacks greifst. Infolgedessen kannst du viel entspannter abnehmen und musst nicht die unzähligen, „magischen“ Diäten und Übungseinheiten, die im Internet angepriesen werden, ausprobieren. Du musst nur einen Trainings- und Ernährungsplan, der dich anspricht, auswählen. Gliedere dann noch Zotrim in deinen Tagesablauf ein und beobachte, wie dein Körper diese hartnäckigen Pfunde ganz einfach los wird. Hat Zotrim irgendwelche Nebenwirkungen? Die Hersteller von Zotrim behaupten, dass die beliebte Nahrungsergänzung eine ausgezeichnete Sicherheitsbilanz aufweist. Wie bei jedem Nahrungsergänzungsmittel auf dem Markt gibt es jedoch einige Nebenwirkungen, die du kennen solltest, bevor du Zotrim einnimmst. Die häufigsten Nebenwirkungen sind: Übelkeit Schlaflosigkeit Verdauungsprobleme (einige Nutzer klagen über) Appetitlosigkeit Bei übermäßiger Einnahme kann Yerba Mate die Aufnahme von Antibiotika, Durchblutungspillen und Antidepressiva beeinflussen. Wie wird Zotrim eingenommen? Laut der Webseite des Herstellers beträgt die optimale Tagesdosis für Zotrim sechs Tabletten – zwei Tabletten mit einem Glas Wasser vor jeder Hauptmahlzeit. Es ist am besten, wenn du auch die Essensportionen jedes Mal, wenn du die Pillen einnimmst, reduzierst. Anwender können maximal 9 Tabletten täglich einnehmen. Zotrim Preisgestaltung Zotrim wird in einer Standardpackung mit 180 Kapseln geliefert. Der Preis richtet sich nach der Anzahl der Kartons, die du kaufen möchtest. Die 30-Tage-Packung mit 180 Tabletten Zotrim kostet nur 59,99 euro. Das beliebteste Paket ist die Zotrim 2-Monats-Packung + ein kostenloser Dieses


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Legal Education Archives - Abnormal Use Brought to you by the attorneys at Gallivan, White and Boyd Sat, 26 Oct 2013 16:27:46 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Thoughts on Practical Legal Education III /2013/10/thoughts-on-practical-legal-education-iii.html /2013/10/thoughts-on-practical-legal-education-iii.html#comments Thu, 17 Oct 2013 11:30:21 +0000 As you know, we have often commented upon practical legal education (including yesterday, when our own Frances Zacher remarked upon President Obama’s recent suggestion that law school be shortened to two years). This topic, of course, is in the news again, and Steph Kimbro of the North Carolina Law Blog offered her thoughts recently on […] The post Thoughts on Practical Legal Education III appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> As you know, we have often commented upon practical legal education (including yesterday, when our own Frances Zacher remarked upon President Obama’s recent suggestion that law school be shortened to two years). This topic, of course, is in the news again, and Steph Kimbro of the North Carolina Law Blog offered her thoughts recently on this issue: My concern is that if the law school length were cut down to only two years, more of the practical courses that do exist in the curriculum would have to be cut. The bar exam isn’t changing any time soon, then students would still be hard pressed to take all the substantive bar courses and the practice areas they are interested in only in two years. That may push the practical skills, legal writing, law practice management courses, incubators, clinics, mock trial, law review and many other extras further to the side. Kimbro makes a good point. Law students, being practical, are going to maximize their time in school in order to prepare for the bar examination. Presumably, any reform in the length or substance of legal education would likely leave the historic first year intact. Students will still be called upon to take contracts, property, and criminal law, and learn historic concepts but the law of no jurisdiction in particular. The value of the first year – despite the lack of reference to any specific state’s statutes or cases – is that it introduces students to legal concepts and begins to train them to think like lawyers. The second year, of course, depending on one’s school, may be comprised of mostly electives, and the stereotype of one’s third year is that it is spent mostly on the golf course and/or seeking future employment. That is certainly not the case at all schools. However, perhaps it is time to transform the third year from electives and fluff into a thorough and comprehensive practice and advocacy program. As we have noted before, there is no reason for there to be a “gap” between one’s law school matriculation and the beginning of one’s practice in the legal profession (despite the fact that some states, like South Carolina, require mandatory courses “bridging the gap” between those two points). But why is there a gap in the first place? If students are going to go into significant debt in order to obtain a law degree, they should leave school with more training than they have. The debate should not be about whether or not law school should be shorter but whether the surplusage of the third year should be transformed into something far more substantive. The post Thoughts on Practical Legal Education III appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> /2013/10/thoughts-on-practical-legal-education-iii.html/feed 2 Obama: Shorten Law School To Two Years /2013/10/obama-shorten-law-school-to-two-years.html /2013/10/obama-shorten-law-school-to-two-years.html#comments Wed, 16 Oct 2013 11:30:47 +0000 Here at Abnormal Use, we’ve blogged a lot about the future of legal education.  Specifically, we interviewed Rod Smolla, the now-former President of Furman University, who had thought a lot about the subject during his time at Washington and Lee University School of Law, where he led the effort to revamp the third year curriculum. […] The post Obama: Shorten Law School To Two Years appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Here at Abnormal Use, we’ve blogged a lot about the future of legal education.  Specifically, we interviewed Rod Smolla, the now-former President of Furman University, who had thought a lot about the subject during his time at Washington and Lee University School of Law, where he led the effort to revamp the third year curriculum.  We also blogged about the value of a legal education, and whether or not students are getting their money’s worth and the unintended consequences of the high cost of a legal education.  We even proposed some solutions of our own, in the context of lawsuits being filed against lawsuits over the issue. Well, President Obama thinks he may have the solution:  nix the third year altogether.  As recently reported by The New York Times, our Lawyer in Chief made some surprising remarks in a town hall meeting at Binghamton University in New York.  His remarks, like our own discussions, were made in the context of the larger discussion about the cost of higher education – both in dollars and potential opportunity costs.  For the most part, when folks are in school they are not working, or at least most are not working full time. The President summed up the issues quite nicely in his brief remarks, as quoted in The Times: On Friday, he questioned the utility of a third year of classes and suggested that students use their final two semesters to gain work experience. “In the first two years, young people are learning in the classroom,” Mr. Obama said. “The third year, they’d be better off clerking or practicing in a firm even if they weren’t getting paid that much, but that step alone would reduce the costs for the student.” He acknowledged that eliminating a third year could possibly hurt a law school’s finances and ability to maintain a strong faculty. “Now, the question is,” Mr. Obama said, “can law schools maintain quality and keep good professors and sustain themselves without that third year? My suspicion is, is that if they thought creatively about it, they probably could.” It’s a tough issue.  We will continue to weigh in on it as we see developments, and bring you the perspective of other experts on the issue.  We’d love to hear your thoughts, as well. (Stay tuned for some additional thoughts on this issue tomorrow). The post Obama: Shorten Law School To Two Years appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> /2013/10/obama-shorten-law-school-to-two-years.html/feed 2 Judge dismisses Suit against Cooley Law School /2012/08/judge-dismisses-suit-against-cooley-law-school.html Tue, 14 Aug 2012 11:30:26 +0000 A few months ago, we ran a series about the ongoing debate about higher education, including legal education – ts merits, cost-benefit analysis, and interviews with those in the field.  In those posts, we remarked that several lawsuits had sprung up around the country against law schools for misrepresenting data about their job placement numbers […] The post Judge dismisses Suit against Cooley Law School appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> A few months ago, we ran a series about the ongoing debate about higher education, including legal education – ts merits, cost-benefit analysis, and interviews with those in the field.  In those posts, we remarked that several lawsuits had sprung up around the country against law schools for misrepresenting data about their job placement numbers and salaries. One such suit was filed by a dozen graduates of the Thomas M. Cooley Law School, who alleged that they would not have spent the money to attend the school if they had known the truth about job prospects coming out of the school.  The plaintiffs sought $250 million in damages. On July 20, 2012, the Michigan federal court where the case was pending dismissed it after the law school filed a 12(b)(6) motion.  A full copy of the Court’s decision can be found here [PDF].  As Judge Gordon J. Quist, the author of the opinion, notes, this dismissal follows the same result in a nearly-identical suit against the New York Law School.  A copy of that decision can be found here [PDF], and our friends at Above the Law make some great points about that decision in this post. So why are these lawsuits failing?  Well, according to these two decisions,  the schools did not make false representations.  As the Michigan court quoted, “[a] plaintiff’s subjective misunderstanding of information that is not objectively false or misleading cannot mean that a defendant has committed the tort of fraudulent misrepresentation.”  Ouch.  Judge Quist apparently does not think much of the prospective students’ reasoning abilities. Judge Schweitzer, the author of the case out of New York, reached the same conclusion, but for an opposite reason.  He called applicants to law schools “a sophisticated subset of educational consumers, capable of sifting through data and weighing alternatives before making a decision regarding their post college options.”  It appears that Judge Schweitzer believes these students to be very capable of weeding through the data, but too lazy to do so.  Again, not the best depiction of prospective law students. And yet all is not lost.  The Wall Street Journal’s Law Blog updated its original post on the issue with a quote from Jesse Strauss, an attorney for the plaintiffs in the Cooley Law School case.  Even though Mr. Strauss seems ambivalent about appealing the decision to dismiss the case, he claims a small victory:   “It’s important to know what this litigation has helped to accomplish. Students applying to law school now have more and better information than ever before.” True, the ABA has changed some of its reporting requirements to add some transparency, and even Cooley is reporting statistics differently. The crucial question, however, remains:  if the value of higher education (and legal eduction) is potentially lower than expected or reported, can schools continue to charge more and more tuition?  And will the microscope that has been placed squarely on higher education result in lower enrollment down the line?  We’ll have to wait for the statistics, I guess. The post Judge dismisses Suit against Cooley Law School appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Abnormal Interviews: Rodney Smolla, Lawyer and President of Furman University [Part 2 of 2] /2012/04/abnormal-interviews-rodney-smolla-lawyer-and-president-of-furman-university-part-2-of-2.html /2012/04/abnormal-interviews-rodney-smolla-lawyer-and-president-of-furman-university-part-2-of-2.html#comments Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:30:47 +0000 Last week, in a series of posts, we analyzed the law school paradigm through a product liability lens.  Accordingly, we posed some questions to someone who has unique perspective on such issues.To that end, today, we continue our series, “Abnormal Interviews,” in which we conduct brief interviews with law professors, practitioners and other commentators in the field.  […] The post Abnormal Interviews: Rodney Smolla, Lawyer and President of Furman University [Part 2 of 2] appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Last week, in a series of posts, we analyzed the law school paradigm through a product liability lens.  Accordingly, we posed some questions to someone who has unique perspective on such issues.To that end, today, we continue our series, “Abnormal Interviews,” in which we conduct brief interviews with law professors, practitioners and other commentators in the field.  For this installment, we turn once again to Rodney Smolla, President of Furman University right here in Greenville, South Carolina.  As we noted in the first part of our interview with him yesterday, President Smolla is a former practicing attorney and former Dean of Washington and Lee University School of Law, where he worked to overhaul the school’s third year curriculum.  Yesterday’s interview focused on ethics and general practice issues, while today, we focus directly on legal education. ABNORMAL USE: What is the goal of a legal education in your opinion?  Is it “to think like a lawyer?” Or is it to be prepared from a practical standpoint to actually practice law in the real world? RS: . . . [I]t is not either of those two things because the practice of law is not either of those two things primarily.  The practice of law is not the manipulation of legal doctrine and legal theory and thinking like a lawyer very much because we all do that and we all do that equally well.  We all largely master that after the first year of law school; so the basic tools of thinking like a lawyer, which is the famous mantra that is listed forever and is enormously important, but 90 percent of that work is accomplished in the first year of law school.  The mechanics of law practice are important but easily learned in practice and to some degree usually learned even within law school.  But most lawyers are not paid because they are good mechanics.  Eighty percent of law practice, I’d argue, and the thing that you get really paid to do, and the thing that distinguishes the best from the average lawyers, from the substandard lawyers, is judgment.  Judgment, problem solving, advising clients, counseling clients, advocating for clients is almost entirely judgment.  What law schools largely ignored was that middle band of practicing law, which is everything.  It’s taking the intellectual part, the understanding of res ipsa loquitur, the understanding of strict liability standards, the understanding of failure to warn doctrine, the understanding of inherently dangerous products theory, all of which are relatively easy to master in their basic intellectual component in a first-year torts course, and maybe a second or third-year products liability course, all those legal doctrines, the theories, the economics behind different approaches, are intellectually interesting.  But most good law students get it and understand what res ipsa loquitur is or they understand the difference between strict liability and negligence, they understand assumption of risk, they understand those doctrines.  We don’t get paid by our client to recite those doctrines, nor do we get paid because we understand the rules of the local court system on interrogatories or request for documents. What we get paid for is translating that into the messy picture of a product that explodes and injures somebody, the multiple parties that were involved, the economic pros and cons of settling rather than pursuing the matter, the human factors that will influence what we think a jury would do, what we think an appellate court would do, or the trial judge would do, the business interests of the client, the full range of matters that are implicated if we recalled this product or don’t, if we add this warranty or don’t, if we settle this case or don’t, the creativity it may take to come up with different ways to resolve the case, different ways to defend the case, or if you are on the plaintiff’s side, different ways to bring the case to the plaintiff’s side – that’s all judgment, creativity, relationships with client, relationships with opposing counsel, that is the art of practicing law.  It’s complicated, it’s messy, it’s heavily dependent on facts, heavily dependent on the human equation, and law schools need to do better in exposing students to that, exposing students to problem-solving, to creativity, to how you interact with clients, how you interact with opposing counsel, how you interact with judges.  People who have criticized either law schools that are entirely theoretical or law schools that are pointed to as being pedestrian because they are too practical, I think missed the boat.  What you want is to work on that middle range.  I think that law schools for a long time ignored that range but they are starting to move and you’re starting to see a transformation.  What will evolve from that is a healthy blend of the kind of classical first-year instruction that we have, basic courses, some building on that in upper-class courses, but a richer mix of about a third to a half of the rest of law school being more problem-oriented, simulation of legal problems, less concerned with teaching a lot of doctrine, and more concerned with teaching students how to translate that into the kinds of judgment that you have to make as a lawyer.  That’s a long answer but I hope that builds for you in what you want to do. AU: As dean of the law school at Washington & Lee University, you overhauled the third year curriculum, perhaps to address these issues of judgment as part of a legal education.  Tell us some of the specifics that you implemented for the new third year program. RS: The Washington & Lee program was very dramatic, and I was very proud of the law faculty and very proud of the law school that it had the courage to take the steps it did.  The decision was to make a dramatic statement, turning the entire third year into a simulation of law practice, for actual practice experiences through the clinics that the law school ran, to reduce the number of subjects and just have a few subjects in which the student would be intensely engaged in the kinds of things I have described, with an eye towards teaching judgment, professionalism, writing, argument, conflict resolution, and what it really takes to practice law at a sophisticated level.  So the decision was made to do that, and after I left, the decision was made to continue to do it.  So it wasn’t just something that I personally was a champion of that the school embarked upon and is committed to for its future.  I am very proud of Washington & Lee for having the leadership in American legal education to do that and the law faculty continues to make adjustments.  They find things that work well, things that don’t work as well, and as you would expect, it continues to always try to tinker and improve it.  But the basic notion of making that third year a true transition to practice, is something they remain committed to. AU: Were there any models at other law schools that you looked to when Washington & Lee was designing its own program? RS: There were many models for individual courses; so we found examples at almost every law school in the country of a particular professor who taught a course that adopted new sorts of principles.  There was nobody that made the commitment to turn the entire third-year experience into that and to make it mandatory.  Of course, there were many law schools that had heavily emphasized clinical experience and may have made clinics the entire experience of a semester, for example.  Because we wanted this to be comprehensive and be available for every part of the curriculum, clinics were part of the mix of the Washington & Lee solution, but were only about a quarter of that mix.  The other 75 percent were simulations of law practice that covered many areas that traditionally weren’t the kinds of subjects where you’d have law clinics.  So that was very innovative and a real instructive change. The other point worth making is we wanted to take the law school and put it out into the profession and also bring the profession into the law school.  We developed a lot of partnerships with law firms, lawyers, and judges in the area, and by the area, I mean not just Lexington, but reaching all the way to Washington and Charlotte and across Virginia and even relationships sometimes with lawyers who commuted from other major metropolitan areas to be part of this, which was a real commitment on their part.  We said we don’t want you to be an adjunct professor in the traditional sense; we don’t want you to come and teach a law school course in a traditional sense, we want you to treat this as if these are young lawyers in your law firm that you are bringing in on a matter in which you were the lead counsel and these were your associates and you’re walking them through their first grade products liability case or their first bankruptcy proceeding.  They are working side-by-side with you, through the first draft of materials to begin to interview clients and do the sorts of things that you would do; so we don’t want you to come be a law professor, or mentor, in the shelter of a law school environment, where your students get do-overs, and there’s no real client injured.  We found that practicing lawyers in law firms loved doing that and were very generous with their time and willing to be part of it; often we were able to pair a law firm with a member of the faculty, and as a team, they would create these experiences.  It was a marvelous growth experience for our law students. AU: Do you see that sort of curriculum being the future of legal education or do you think it will remain entrenched in the Socratic method and case studies? RS: I hope it’s the future and I am going to continue to be a champion for it being the future.  Don’t get me wrong – I love the Socratic method.  I love teaching first-year students.  I used to be a torts teacher.  I loved teaching first-year torts.  I loved teaching constitutional law, but I think after about a year of that, or a year and a half of that, it’s outlived its usefulness and the students have mastered that and they know how to think like lawyers.  Then we need to help them grow in other ways. The other thing I believe is there was once a time, maybe 80 years ago in which the law school curriculum covered just about every subject matter that existed in American legal practice but the law has exploded.  You could never keep up with legal doctrine, you could never keep up with the expanse of subjects, and even within a field, if you’re just talking about the regulatory environment, the doctrinal environment, even within something like products liability law, you could never hope to master all the intricacies of all of the doctrines and the evolution of products law within a particular band of a particular industry in law school.  So you might as well give up that, because that’s not the point of being a lawyer.  The lawyer can keep up with their one area or their few areas and master what’s going on there and they go to conferences, subscribe to services, and so on – you want students to learn, master areas on your own, keep up with it, but there’s no way you’re going to get all of that in law school and that’s not the point of law school.  The point is that it’s to help you develop these competencies, not some pile of law that’s in your head. AU: Today, there is an ongoing debate about the cost of a legal education, or for that matter any higher education, the debt load that creates for many students, and the value of that education, i.e. the salary the graduates of the institution can earn with their degrees.  Do you have any thoughts on the subject? RS: I think it’s a very healthy and important debate to have.  There are probably some nuances and some differences between that debate at the bachelor’s degree level or that debate as it applies to public and private universities that are educating college students for their first college degree and how it applies within the professional school level, medical school and law school, for example.  It’s probably important to draw some distinctions between those two arenas. Overall, it’s a very important debate and I don’t think as a society, we’ve figured it out yet.  There are a lot of complexities.  My own thinking is evolving to separate the debate into two different types of questions.  One is the strategic question and the other is a more moral public policy question. Strategically, from the perspective of universities and from the perspective of law schools, the pricing question is simply like any business question, what will the market bear?  Are there enough students that will come to this law school, at this price, to allow us to run at this level of activity.  A law school or a university can make those judgments based on how many applicants it has, how successful it is in filling its class, how much financial aid its clients have to give out in order to attract qualified students.  Those strategic judgments are not unlike any business judgment that any of our clients in the law would routinely make.  The answers to those strategy questions will vary depending on the school; some schools are more competitive than others; some schools will have tremendous applicant pressure because everybody wants to go there if they can, and value that and understands that those schools are successful in getting students jobs, and so they have the luxury of charging what the market will bear.  Other schools are less competitive, worry about filling their classes, maybe do not have the same success rate, and have to be very concerned about their price and the sensitivity of the price, although a lot of that is strategy, your position in the market. Setting that aside, there is a giant moral dimension to this and that moral dimension is tied to the role education plays in our democracy, to our belief in the American dream, and upward mobility, to our belief that highly qualified students who could contribute to society, should go to college and go to law school if they want to be law students, and money ought not keep them out.  I believe in that personally as a value; I believe in that as a citizen.  I believe in that as a member of the profession.  So figuring out how to guarantee access to students from poor backgrounds and families from middle-class backgrounds where the cost of attending universities is approaching what it costs to own a home, in many cases more expensive than what it costs to own a home, is a giant issue facing the country.  Some might argue, well that’s the role of the public education, that’s what state universities are supposed to do, make education universally acceptable, and that’s why in-state tuitions are lower and that’s why we support in-state institutions with tax dollars, and state law schools fulfill that role in our society.  But I’m a believer that it’s also a part of the obligation of private universities and that private universities also fulfill a public function and have a public obligation.  I certainly feel that way about Furman. I feel that Furman must remain a place that is accessible to students who grew up in poverty and students from lower-middle class background, or we’ll be failing the country and we’ll be failing society, we will be a less vibrant environment and a less rich environment, no pun intended, for our students.  So that means we have to work very hard to figure out how to finance that and how to raise the money you need and the scholarship money you need or manage our economic resources so that we can provide the scholarship aid to remain accessible.  I know that’s a long answer.  Value is not strictly an accountant’s calculation.  The value to the country and the value to an individual of a liberal arts education or a superb law school education that is rounded, rigorous, and develops a young lawyer in a whole sense, goes beyond simply their earning power and their ability to pay back loans.  That’s a fair part of the mix but there are so many other intangibles that make for life being fulfilling and I think that’s true of college.  I think being a lawyer is a wonderful life and very fulfilling for many members of the profession and that law school is still worth it, even as the market changes and the economics and the profession changes. AU:  Setting aside the movie based on your book, Deliberate Intent, what’s your favorite legal movie? RS: If it’s a legal movie, it’s an easy answer, To Kill A Mockingbird.  Not just my favorite legal movie, probably my favorite movie, period.  I just think it’s a magnificent movie.  It’s one of those rare examples in which the movie and the book are equally magnificent.  I think it’s one of the great works of literature in American history and the movie stands alone, on its own, with magnificent performances by everyone.  Atticus Finch is the most romantic, ideal vision of a moral, ethical, righteous lawyer that one could have.  I still cry when I see the courtroom scene in that movie.  So that’s my favorite. BIOGRAPHY: Rod Smolla is a 1975 graduate of Yale University, where he was a member of the football team.  He graduated first in his class from Duke University Law School in 1978.  He is currently President of Furman University, in Greenville, South Carolina, a national liberal arts university founded in 1826.  President Smolla previously served as Dean and Professor of Law at Washington & Lee School of Law and at Richmond School of Law.  He also previously served as Director of the Institute of Bill of Rights Law at the College of William & Mary.  He is a nationally recognized scholar, teacher, advocate, and writer, and is one of America’s foremost experts on issues relating to freedom of speech, academic freedom, and freedom of the press.  President Smolla’s latest book, The Constitution Goes to College (New York University Press, 2011), describes the constitutional principles and ideas that have shaped American higher education. The post Abnormal Interviews: Rodney Smolla, Lawyer and President of Furman University [Part 2 of 2] appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> /2012/04/abnormal-interviews-rodney-smolla-lawyer-and-president-of-furman-university-part-2-of-2.html/feed 1 The Cost of Legal Education and Unintended Consequences /2012/03/the-cost-of-legal-education-and-unintended-consequences.html /2012/03/the-cost-of-legal-education-and-unintended-consequences.html#comments Thu, 29 Mar 2012 11:30:10 +0000 Over the past few days, in our series on legal education and the idea of law school as a product, we’ve been examining legal education through the lens of product liability law.  We’ve discussed whether legal education is defectively designed, examined warnings that might be appropriate, debated the risk/benefit analysis of the cost of legal […] The post The Cost of Legal Education and Unintended Consequences appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Over the past few days, in our series on legal education and the idea of law school as a product, we’ve been examining legal education through the lens of product liability law.  We’ve discussed whether legal education is defectively designed, examined warnings that might be appropriate, debated the risk/benefit analysis of the cost of legal education, and explored potential remedies. We want to explore another issue with you: the concept of unintended consequences. Recently, the Wall Street Journal Law Blog featured a story about Yale Law School’s loan forgiveness program.  Before the recession, the program subsidized student loans, in full, for those graduates earning less than $60,000 per year in public sector jobs.  For those earning a larger salary, the graduate bore some burden, but the loans were still heavily subsidized.  Going forward, however, “due to more conservative budget projections as a result of the recession,” the program will only fully subsidize loans for those earning less than $50,000, and expect varying [read: additional] contributions on a sliding scale for those earning more.  As the article points out, several law schools have similar loan forgiveness programs. What does this all mean?  As we discussed in prior posts, the cost of a legal education continues to rise, and increasingly, students are turning to loans to bridge the gap between what they can pay and what schools charge for tuition.  As tuition increases, the ability of students to repay the loans decreases, especially for those students who want to pursue careers with legal aid or other similar agencies or the government. On top of that, schools may start to re-examine their loan forgiveness programs, as Yale has done, and they may not be able to be quite as generous as they once were.  The result may be a public sector in dire need of well-educated, experienced lawyers, with no pool of candidates to choose from because they can’t afford to work for such low salaries. If you take this analysis to its most cynical end, then we wind up with a legal system in which access to legal representation is limited to those who can pay the lawyers who have to earn large salaries to pay back their student debt.  Follow me?  It’s a depressing prediction, but we are left with the enduring fact that lawyers who may owe Access Group or Sallie Mae close to $100,000, we can’t fulfill the Atticus Finch fantasy of working for vegetables. The post The Cost of Legal Education and Unintended Consequences appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> /2012/03/the-cost-of-legal-education-and-unintended-consequences.html/feed 1 Remedies for Unreasonably Defective Law Schools /2012/03/remedies-for-a-defective-law-school-experience.html /2012/03/remedies-for-a-defective-law-school-experience.html#comments Wed, 28 Mar 2012 11:30:14 +0000 So far, in our series this week on viewing law school as a potentially defective product, we’ve discussed whether the current law school curriculum is defective, or if the warnings about the cost of law school versus the job prospects are inadequate. If we assume one (or both) of those is true, what is the […] The post Remedies for Unreasonably Defective Law Schools appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> So far, in our series this week on viewing law school as a potentially defective product, we’ve discussed whether the current law school curriculum is defective, or if the warnings about the cost of law school versus the job prospects are inadequate. If we assume one (or both) of those is true, what is the remedy?  How should students or graduates be compensated or made whole for a law school’s shortcomings?  This is not a mere academic exercise.  As reported by the Wall Street Journal Law Blog, lawsuits are being filed against law schools on a variety of theories.  Additional reports can be found here by the National Review and here by Yahoo! Finance.  A more recent, and comprehensive article also appeared in dritoday entitled “Educational Malpractice.”  Read it here. Here are a few remedies that have been proposed. 1.  Cold Hard Cash. One idea might be a refund of the money a student paid to attend the law school in question.  That’s what the plaintiffs in the class actions filed against Thomas M. Cooley Law School and New York Law School seek; those plaintiffs want $200 million or more in refunds. Two Yale Law professors advocate a preemptive strike of sorts along these lines.  Why not, they write in a Slate article, pay a student back part of his or her tuition if the student quits after the first year of law school?  Here is what professors Amar and Ayres say about why this remedy might work: A half-tuition rebate splits the loss of an aborted legal career between the school and the student. Each has skin in the game, so students will not go to law school lightly, and law schools will have better incentives not to admit students likely to fail. The idea is to mark the end of the first year, after students have received their grades, as a salient decision-making point. At that time, students will have learned more about their legal abilities and inclinations. Law schools will also have learned more about each student’s abilities, and schools could now disclose how previous students with similar first-year grades fared after graduation. Students accepting the offer would be choosing to quit not just their school, but the pursuit of a law degree. Anyone who took the money but re-enrolled in another law school—within, say, five years—would have to repay the rebate.  This would guard against the risk that good students would take the rebate and transfer to another school just to reduce their cost of becoming a lawyer. An interesting idea. 2.  More Pie. Have you ever heard the joke about the winner of the pie-eating contest winning more pie?  Well, if you like that tale of woe and pie, you’ll love this approach to the law school dilemma.  According to an article in The New York Post, the City University of New York School of Law is offering some students an additional semester at the school – on the house – if the school believes the student may not pass the bar examination on the first attempt.  Because the remedy for someone who is terrible at law school after three years thereof – you guessed it – is more law school! 3.  A Different Approach Altogether. If law school in its current form is untenable, what can be done to fix it?  Some law schools focus on this part of the equation, including Washington and Lee University School of Law and Baylor Law School, which offer curricula that, in part, defy the traditional, Socratic method/case study formula or emphasize practical training over the theoretical.  Perhaps the solution is to emphasize the practical side of legal education, and teach students, for example, what a set of discovery looks like before they enter the workforce.  This approach might provide graduates an advantage over their competition and make them more marketable in the workforce. Whatever the remedy, it is clear that something has to change, and change fast.  Again, we look to a report on The Wall Street Journal Law Blog suggesting that the lawsuits being filed against law schools are more than bad press – they can be bad business too, and even affect a school’s credit rating.  Even if the students can’t get a school’s attention, maybe that will. The post Remedies for Unreasonably Defective Law Schools appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> /2012/03/remedies-for-a-defective-law-school-experience.html/feed 2 Warning: Your J.D. May Not Be Worth What You Paid For It /2012/03/warning-your-j-d-may-not-be-worth-what-you-paid-for-it.html /2012/03/warning-your-j-d-may-not-be-worth-what-you-paid-for-it.html#comments Tue, 27 Mar 2012 11:30:22 +0000 As product liability lawyers, we here at Abnormal Use acknowledge the existence of inherently dangerous products or items that, at the very least, can do cause serious damage if not handled properly or operated the proper fashion.   Accordingly, we often analyze whether there should be warnings on a product, and if so, what they […] The post Warning: Your J.D. May Not Be Worth What You Paid For It appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> As product liability lawyers, we here at Abnormal Use acknowledge the existence of inherently dangerous products or items that, at the very least, can do cause serious damage if not handled properly or operated the proper fashion.   Accordingly, we often analyze whether there should be warnings on a product, and if so, what they should say and how they should say it.  As a society, we don’t always remove such products from the market, but we have decided that we want to make certain that consumers realize what they can do to protect themselves when using such products. Certainly, there is nothing controversial about those sentiments. The same might be said for law schools. Most of us have been out of law school for some time now, and as such, we may have forgotten the price we paid to practice in our current profession (at least in those brief moments when we can forget those monthly student loan statements).  As this Associated Press article indicates, tuition at top private law schools can top $30,000 per year.  Very few students can afford that princely sum.  Furthermore, many students feel compelled to attend the best law school which will admit them, and thus, they may be less likely to be awarded scholarships from that institution.  So, these newly minted law students turn to lending institutions for financial assistance. As set forth in this article, the average educational debt for a student graduating from a private law school is $106,000, and $70,000 for those students who attended a public law school, an increase of 50 percent between 2001 and 2010.  The ABA Journal further reported that, according to U.S. News & World Report, in 2010, 85 percent of law school graduates from accredited schools carried an average debt load of $98,500. Yikes. Now, that wouldn’t be such an obstacle if new lawyers could practice for a few years and repay those loans with great ease and little fanfare.  But we all know that’s not the case, especially these days. Problem #1:  Getting hired.  During these troubled/troubling times, there are fewer jobs for graduates of any educational institution, much less law school.  For some time now, we’ve read about law firms instituting hiring freezes, relying on lateral hires rather than gambling on recent graduates, or even laying off lawyers and other support staff.  We don’t need to spend more time on this cheery subject. Problem #2:  Earning enough money to repay one’s loans in a reasonable amount of time.  That’s the real trick, isn’t it?  As law students, few of us suspected that we’d be able to wear this t-shirt immediately upon graduation: On the flip side, as noble and idealized as it may sound, we didn’t want to live like we have been paid in vegetables, like Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mockingbird. According to the National Association for Law Placement, the median starting salary in 2010 for law school grduates was $63,000, as reported by the ABA Journal here.  That amount simply isn’t enough to confront the average student loan debt. Jim Chen, dean of the University of Louisville Louis D. Brandeis School of Law, recently crunched the numbers and published an article entitled “A Degree of Practical Wisdom:  The Ratio of Educational Debt to Income as a Basic Measurement of Law School Graduate’s Economic Viability.”  A good summary of Chen’s article can be found at the Wall Street Journal’s Law Blog here. Chen’s conclusion?  In order to attain a “good” level of financial viability (defined as being able to take on more debt and be “very financially secure”), a law school graduate must earn six times the amount of annual tuition he or she paid for school.  So the average private school grad (where the bill usually starts around $30,000 per year) must earn $180,000 per year salary to have a “good” level of financial viability. We’d like to point out one thing in particular about the WSJ Law Blog article.  It states the median salary for lawyers was $113,000 in 2010.  This accounts, however, for all lawyers, no matter how long they have been practicing; it also tracks lawyer salaries, not law grad salaries.  For that, we would refer you back to Problem #1 – getting that law job in the first place.  It’s also a bit deceiving in that most of the lawyers who are paying this student debt are new lawyers, who would be earning the lowest figures of that median scale.  We think the more accurate figure, therefore, is the $63,000 figure. So, if we were to design a warning for a legal education, what would it say?  One option: WARNING:  You may not be able to pay these loans back during your lifetime. We would argue, however, that this warning might not be adequate.  Instead, consider this stronger, more accurate warning: WARNING:  Go to law school, and you may wind up bankrupt and still liable for the student loan debt. The data supports the warning, unfortunately.  Reuters reports that according to Access Group, a bigwig in the law school loan debt industry, “law-school loan debts started rising in 2008 and peaked toward the end of 2010, when students were defaulting at twice the expected rate.” Indeed, Reuters recounts the story of one law grad who filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy protection even before she graduated but is still stuck with the law school bill.  Under federal law, student loan debt is only discharged if the repayment would cause the debtor “undue hardship,” which, as the article points out, is extremely hard to meet.  In fact, the only account we found where law loan debt was discharged in bankruptcy was here, and involved a student who had failed the bar exam three times and a retiring judge who openly defied the District Court that remanded his decision. A warning (of sorts) is in the works.  As reported here and here by the Wall Street Journal Law Blog, the American Bar Association is making changes to the way it collects job data from law schools, as well as the way in which law schools report job statistics, with the goal of increasing “clarity, accuracy, and accountability.”  No longer will law schools be able to count baristas at Starbucks as one of their “employed grads” within nine months of graduation; schools must disclose whether their graduates found jobs in the legal field.  The ABA also wants to create some consequences for inaccurate reporting, such as its recent public censure of Villanova University School of Law in August of this year for reporting inflated and inaccurate GPA’s and LSAT scores.  Perhaps the new requirements will stem the tide of lawsuits by grads and students against their lawsuits for misleading them about job placement numbers, as reported here. Or maybe not.  After all, law schools allegedly train us to be lawyers.  What better on-the-job training, so to speak, than suing the institution that taught you everything you know about the law? The post Warning: Your J.D. May Not Be Worth What You Paid For It appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> /2012/03/warning-your-j-d-may-not-be-worth-what-you-paid-for-it.html/feed 3 Legal Education: A Products Liability Approach /2012/03/legal-education-a-products-liability-approach.html Mon, 26 Mar 2012 11:30:29 +0000 As lawyers, we have all been consumers of one common product: law school.  We know some attorneys who truly loved law school; we certainly know a number of others who detested it.  Interestingly enough, in our experience, a lawyer’s love or hate of law school has no bearing on whether or not he or she […] The post Legal Education: A Products Liability Approach appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> As lawyers, we have all been consumers of one common product: law school.  We know some attorneys who truly loved law school; we certainly know a number of others who detested it.  Interestingly enough, in our experience, a lawyer’s love or hate of law school has no bearing on whether or not he or she enjoys the actual practice of law. Why do we bring that up today? We here at Abnormal Use focus on products: their design, implementation, cost, and, sometimes, better alternatives.  This week, in a series of posts by our own Frances Zacher, we plan to scrutinize the law school formula as a product in the same fashion and debate the following questions: Is law school defectively designed? Nearly early American lawyer practicing today is the product of a very traditional three year curriculum, from the first year Socratic method and standard set of classes focusing on the jurisprudence of no jurisdiction in particular, to a second year full of law journal responsibilities and moot court competitions, to a third year during which most students spend more time in job interviews, golf courses, and bars than in the law school classroom or the library.  Is there a better way?  Would a different model better prepare us for the practice of law itself?  We will talk to


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New Jersey Archives - Abnormal Use Brought to you by the attorneys at Gallivan, White and Boyd Thu, 22 Apr 2021 06:42:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Super Bowl Ticket Lawsuit Dismissal Affirmed by Third Circuit /2016/02/super-bowl-ticket-lawsuit-dismissal-affirmed-by-third-circuit.html /2016/02/super-bowl-ticket-lawsuit-dismissal-affirmed-by-third-circuit.html#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2016 12:30:06 +0000 Two years ago, we reported on a lawsuit filed by Josh Finkelman against the NFL. We summarized the allegations of the lawsuit as follows: . . . New Jersey consumer protection laws allegedly require that 5 percent of tickets to an event be offered to the general public.  Because the NFL offers only 1 percent to […] The post Super Bowl Ticket Lawsuit Dismissal Affirmed by Third Circuit appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Two years ago, we reported on a lawsuit filed by Josh Finkelman against the NFL. We summarized the allegations of the lawsuit as follows: . . . New Jersey consumer protection laws allegedly require that 5 percent of tickets to an event be offered to the general public.  Because the NFL offers only 1 percent to the general public (and gives the rest to teams, networks, broadcasters, etc.), scalpers charge more for the tickets than they should on the secondary market, and Mr. Finkelman was somehow forced to buy these exorbitantly priced tickets from scalpers. Finkelman was also joined by another plaintiff, Ben Hoch-Parker. The NFL filed a motion to dismiss, arguing that Hoch-Parker lacked standing (because he had not actually purchased a ticket). The NFL also argued that since “[n]either plaintiff alleges that he attempted to purchase tickets at face value through the NFL lottery . . . plaintiffs cannot demonstrate that defendants caused them to pay . . . above face value for their tickets.” Reportedly, in early 2015, federal judge Peter G. Sheridan granted the NFL’s motion to dismiss the class action lawsuit. In late 2015, the Third Circuit Court of Appeals apparently agreed to hear the Plaintiffs’ appeal, and a three judge panel of the Third Circuit recently affirmed the district court, “concluding that the plaintiffs lacked standing to sue in federal court.” We did not reach out to the lawyers involved for comments, but we assume the lawyers who represented the NFL would provide comments similar to the following: We would also like to add – GO PANTHERS! The post Super Bowl Ticket Lawsuit Dismissal Affirmed by Third Circuit appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> /2016/02/super-bowl-ticket-lawsuit-dismissal-affirmed-by-third-circuit.html/feed 1 Court Finds Sizzling Nature of “Sizzling Fajita Skillets” Is Open and Obvious /2015/03/court-finds-sizzling-nature-of-sizzling-fajita-skillets-is-open-and-obvious.html /2015/03/court-finds-sizzling-nature-of-sizzling-fajita-skillets-is-open-and-obvious.html#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2015 11:30:10 +0000 In the latest news from the hot food injury front, a New Jersey appellate court affirmed the dismissal of a lawsuit against Applebee’s arising from some alleged steak fajita burns.  According to reports, a man ordered the signature steak fajita skillet (identified more specifically on the menu as “Sizzling Skillet Fajitas”) from a New Jersey Applebee’s back […] The post Court Finds Sizzling Nature of “Sizzling Fajita Skillets” Is Open and Obvious appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> In the latest news from the hot food injury front, a New Jersey appellate court affirmed the dismissal of a lawsuit against Applebee’s arising from some alleged steak fajita burns.  According to reports, a man ordered the signature steak fajita skillet (identified more specifically on the menu as “Sizzling Skillet Fajitas”) from a New Jersey Applebee’s back in 2010 and apparently did not feel he was “eating good in the neighborhood.”  When the man bowed his head to pray, he alleges that he heard a sizzling and popping noise coming from the fajita.  Thereafter, in the midst of his prayer, he felt grease burning his left eye and face.  Panicking from the burns, he knocked the sizzling steak fajitas into his lap, causing additional injury.  None of the burns were severe enough to cause scarring, apparently.  The man filed suit on the grounds that the restaurant and his waitress failed to warn him the steak fajita skillet meal was hot.  The court, however, found that any dangers posed by the dish were open and obvious.  The case is Jiminez v. Applebees’s Neighborhood Bar & Grill et al., No. A-2247-13T2 (N.J. App. 2015). We have to agree with the Court’s ruling.  Any hot food failure to warn case should be thrown out as a matter of law when the food contains the word “sizzling” in its title on the restaurant’s menu.  Something just doesn’t sound right about ordering “sizzling” fajitas and suing the restaurant when those fajitas are, in fact, sizzling. What makes the case interesting is a fact seemingly glossed over in the reports – when were the fajitas delivered to the table during the praying process?   Thankfully, we have the opinion to let us know that the food had been delivered prior to the man starting his prayer. With this fact in hand, it can be argued that the man should have observed the food sizzling prior to hanging his head over it.  The food didn’t leave the kitchen warm and wait until arriving at his table to begin sizzling.  On the other hand, if the man had begun praying before the fajitas arrived and the waitress delivered them under his bowed head, then arguably the waitress (and Applebee’s vicariously) could be held liable.  Such liability would not come from the temperature of the food but, rather, from the act placing the man in close contact to it without his knowledge. The most notable omission from the news reports is that this case is absolutely not reminiscent of the infamous McDonald’s hot coffee case  even though they can’t help but claim it is.  This case had a single cause of action – a negligence claim sounding in premises liability.  The McDonald’s case, on the other hand, was couched in product liability where the hot coffee itself was alleged to be unreasonably dangerous and defective by virtue of its temperature.  We would have sided with the defendant here under either theory, but let’s at least try to not to compare apples to oranges.  Or sizzling fajitas to hot coffee. The post Court Finds Sizzling Nature of “Sizzling Fajita Skillets” Is Open and Obvious appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> /2015/03/court-finds-sizzling-nature-of-sizzling-fajita-skillets-is-open-and-obvious.html/feed 2 More Semantics In Half-Baked, “Store-Baked” Lawsuit /2015/01/more-semantics-in-half-baked-store-baked-lawsuit.html Wed, 07 Jan 2015 12:30:34 +0000 The field of “semantics law” is growing at a rapid pace.  We recently reported on two lawsuits revolving around the use of the term “handmade” with respect to bourbon and vodka.  Here’s another to add to the list.  Whole Foods and two other grocers (Wegman’s and Acme) in New Jersey have been hit with a […] The post More Semantics In Half-Baked, “Store-Baked” Lawsuit appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> The field of “semantics law” is growing at a rapid pace.  We recently reported on two lawsuits revolving around the use of the term “handmade” with respect to bourbon and vodka.  Here’s another to add to the list.  Whole Foods and two other grocers (Wegman’s and Acme) in New Jersey have been hit with a lawsuit alleging deceptive use of the term “store-baked.” So what heinous crime have these grocers committed? It’s nothing as dastardly as trying to pass day-old bagels as fresh. Rather, the lawsuit contends some of the bread sold as “store-baked” is being made off site and only being heated on the store’s premises.  Apparently, the Plaintiffs’ sensitive palates require that baked goods be made from scratch on the premises. The Plaintiffs contend that these grocers’ alleged evil deeds violate the New Jersey Consumer Protection Act, and in bringing the suit, they purport to represent a class of approximately 10,000 customers of each chain. Further, they seek damages of at least $100 per customer.  That’s a lot of dough. Whole Foods declined to comment on the matter, but Wegman’s and Acme denied any deceptive practices. If these types of cases are allowed to move forward, expect a lot more Plaintiffs bringing cases that pivot on semantics. The post More Semantics In Half-Baked, “Store-Baked” Lawsuit appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Take 2: Alas! Another Liquor Under Fire Over Being “Handmade” /2014/12/take-2-alas-another-liquor-under-fire-over-being-handmade.html Tue, 30 Dec 2014 12:30:26 +0000 Yesterday, we reported on the Tito’s Handmade Vodka lawsuit over the liquor’s “handmade” label.  That news came on the heels of the lawsuit filed against Maker’s Mark in California challenging the validity of the claims that the Kentucky bourbon is itself handmade.  With so much fuss about handmade liquor, we here at Abnormal Use thought […] The post Take 2: Alas! Another Liquor Under Fire Over Being “Handmade” appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Yesterday, we reported on the Tito’s Handmade Vodka lawsuit over the liquor’s “handmade” label.  That news came on the heels of the lawsuit filed against Maker’s Mark in California challenging the validity of the claims that the Kentucky bourbon is itself handmade.  With so much fuss about handmade liquor, we here at Abnormal Use thought it worthwhile to add an additional day of commentary. As you may recall, the Tito’s lawsuit was filed by two New Jersey men on behalf of themselves and vodka drinkers everywhere who claim the Texas company’s “handmade” moniker is a sham. In addition to featuring the word “handmade” right in its brand name, Tito’s website states: [Tito’s vodka] is microdistilled in an old-fashioned pot still, just like fine single malt scotches and high-end French cognacs. This time-honored method of distillation requires more skill and effort than modern column stills, but it’s well worth it. According to the latest lawsuit, however, this “time-honored method” actually involves a large manufacturing plant in Texas.  Specifically, Plaintiffs allege: This entire manufacturing process of the defendants is devoid of the caring touch of human hands.  This is a material factor in many individuals’ purchasing decisions, as they believe they are purchasing a product that is made in small amounts that is of inherently superior quality. As such, the vodka is allegedly “not worth the purchase price paid.” Even assuming the allegations are true, how have these plaintiffs really been damaged?  As was the case with Maker’s Mark, we here at Abnormal Use don’t pretend to know the difference between “handmade” and machine-made liquor.  We do, however, recognize that there is a certain premium associated with any handmade product.  For many, handmade products are perceived to be better made and, thus, come with a higher price tag.  On the other hand, we do not know whether handmade vodka is really better than that “devoid of the caring touch of human hands.”  Our guess is that blind testing would reveal a certain placebo effect associated with knowledge that the vodka is homemade.  After all, “top shelf” just means where the bottle is stored, right? Obviously, if Tito’s represents one thing to consumers while doing another, it may pose a problem.  But the real question is whether the vodka-Red Bull of a regular Tito’s drinker now tastes a little less fulfilling after learning of this lawsuit.  Sometimes, ignorance is bliss. The post Take 2: Alas! Another Liquor Under Fire Over Being “Handmade” appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> New Jersey Plaintiffs: “Tito, Your Vodka Isn’t Handmade!” /2014/12/new-jersey-plaintiffs-tito-your-vodka-isnt-handmade.html /2014/12/new-jersey-plaintiffs-tito-your-vodka-isnt-handmade.html#comments Mon, 29 Dec 2014 12:30:13 +0000 Two plaintiffs from New Jersey are on a mission to exact justice on behalf of those who they believe were duped in to buying mass produced vodka. Gasp!  The alleged evildoer? The maker of Tito’s Handmade Vodka.  The plaintiffs have filed a lawsuit alleging that Tito’s production process is “the complete opposite of the product […] The post New Jersey Plaintiffs: “Tito, Your Vodka Isn’t Handmade!” appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Two plaintiffs from New Jersey are on a mission to exact justice on behalf of those who they believe were duped in to buying mass produced vodka. Gasp!  The alleged evildoer? The maker of Tito’s Handmade Vodka.  The plaintiffs have filed a lawsuit alleging that Tito’s production process is “the complete opposite of the product being handmade.”  This comes on the heels of a similar suit on which we reported against the distiller of Maker’s Mark Bourbon. Plaintiffs Marc McBrearty and Paul Cantilina say Tito’s had a legitimate claim to the “handmade” label when the vodka was made in a 16-gallon pot still. However, the plaintiff’s claim that “it is now manufactured by machines in a highly mechanized process on a 26 acre operation that produced approximately 850,000 cases in 2012.”  They allege that by using this process and not dropping the “handmade” moniker, Tito’s is intentionally misrepresenting its product in violation of New Jersey’s Consumer Protection Act. According to a 2013 Forbes article, Tito’s did nearly $85 million in sales in 2012 at around 12 million bottles.  In spite of this huge number, Tito’s founder, Bert “Bertito” Beveridge, certainly isn’t conceding that his product fails to live up to its name.  He told Forbes, “If someone tells me my brand isn’t a craft-distilled spirit because it’s too big, I just say, ‘I make it the same way I’ve always made it. I just have a lot more stills.” On the one hand, the lawsuit seems very silly, considering that all decent vodka tastes exactly the same.  However, given that fact, little schticks like being “handmade” are what sets the brands apart. We’ll be watching this lawsuit and the others like. The post New Jersey Plaintiffs: “Tito, Your Vodka Isn’t Handmade!” appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> /2014/12/new-jersey-plaintiffs-tito-your-vodka-isnt-handmade.html/feed 1 The Coming Ebola Litigation? /2014/11/the-coming-ebola-litigation.html Tue, 04 Nov 2014 12:30:23 +0000 Ever since the United States experienced its first Ebola death, uncertainty looms over the proper way to contain the virus and the appropriate measures that governments should take to prevent an outbreak.  Three states, New Jersey, New York and Illinois, have imposed quarantines on anyone arriving with a “high risk” of having contracted Ebola in Sierra […] The post The Coming Ebola Litigation? appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Ever since the United States experienced its first Ebola death, uncertainty looms over the proper way to contain the virus and the appropriate measures that governments should take to prevent an outbreak.  Three states, New Jersey, New York and Illinois, have imposed quarantines on anyone arriving with a “high risk” of having contracted Ebola in Sierra Leone, Liberia and Guinea.  Kaci Hickox, a nurse who volunteered to help with Ebola patients in Sierra Leone, was quarantined upon her return to the U.S.  According to Hickox, she exhibited no symptoms of the disease and found herself to be otherwise completely healthy.  The White House has expressed concerns over the quarantine policies, arguing that the quarantine policies are not grounded in science and reiterating that Ebola is difficult to catch. We may have the opportunity to see this saga play out in the courtroom, as Hickox has indicated that she plans to file suit on the basis that the quarantine violated her Constitutional rights.  According to Hickox’s lawyer: “She’s fine. She’s not sick . . . . She went and did a magnanimous thing and deserves to be treated with respect and dignity, not put in isolation because some political leaders decided it looks good to do that.” It will be interesting to see how this plays out if Hickox does file suit.  Regardless of the outcome, the legal industry should be prepared to deal with Ebola-related issues.  International law firm Reed Smith, has announced the formation of a Global Ebola Task Force, and more firms will likely follow suit. On a related note, an interesting article examining medical malpractice-based Ebola lawsuits against the backdrop of Texas “tort reform” litigation is located here. The post The Coming Ebola Litigation? appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Outrage! Walmart Asserts Affirmative Defenses in Tracy Morgan Case /2014/10/outrage-wal-mart-asserts-affirmative-defenses-in-tracy-morgan-case.html Wed, 08 Oct 2014 11:30:23 +0000 Several months ago, actor/comedian Tracy Morgan and several others filed suit against Walmart in a New Jersey federal court after he was involved in an accident with a Walmart truck on the New Jersey Turnpike which left one person dead and several others seriously injured.  The suit alleges that Walmart driver Kevin Roper had been awake for […] The post Outrage! Walmart Asserts Affirmative Defenses in Tracy Morgan Case appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Several months ago, actor/comedian Tracy Morgan and several others filed suit against Walmart in a New Jersey federal court after he was involved in an accident with a Walmart truck on the New Jersey Turnpike which left one person dead and several others seriously injured.  The suit alleges that Walmart driver Kevin Roper had been awake for more than 24 consecutive hours when he crashed into the side of the limousine van carrying Morgan and several others.  Further, Roper was allegedly so fatigued that he fell asleep at the wheel prior to impact.  According to the investigation conducted by the NTSB, Roper was travelling 65 mph in a 45 mph zone.  He has pleaded not guilty  to death by auto and assault by auto charges. Last week, Walmart filed its answer to Morgan’s complaint and, needless to say, it caused a bit of an uproar.  According to a report from the Hollywood Reporter, Walmart’s answer contains nine affirmative defenses – most of which are fairly typical in personal injury lawsuits (i.e. failure to mitigate damages, punitive damages are unconstitutional, et cetera).  One of those affirmative defenses, however, prompted much criticism.  Specifically, Walmart alleged that the plaintiffs’ injuries “were caused, in whole or in part, by plaintiffs’ failure to properly wear an appropriate available seatbelt restraint device.”  The media focused upon this defense and accused Walmart of a blatant “blame the victim” campaign. Likewise, Morgan himself responded in a statement, “I can’t believe Walmart is blaming me for an accident that they caused.” We here at Abnormal Use do not know the merits of either side of this case; however, we question the national lynching of Walmart at this early stage of the litigation.  Is Walmart attempting to shift all or some of the blame to the plaintiffs?  Certainly.  That is the very nature of an affirmative defense.  Should Walmart be publicly criticized for it?  Absolutely not.  Under New Jersey law, all passengers of a motor vehicle are required to wear a seat belt.  N.J.S. 39:3-76.2f. Unlike some jurisdictions wear the use of a seat belt is inadmissible in a civil action, in New Jersey, evidence of nonusage of a seat belt is a comparative negligence issue and is admissible on issues of whether the nonuse increased extent and severity of injuries.  As such, Walmart is raising a defense which it is entitled to raise by law. We can certainly appreciate the sentiment that pleading the failure to use a seat belt “looks” bad when compared to the alleged negligence of the truck in this case.  However, Walmart is acting fully within the laws set forth by the State of New Jersey in its pleadings.  If the plaintiffs’ injuries could have been lessened or avoided altogether by using a seat belt, then Walmart is entitled to have that matter decided by a jury.  This isn’t a matter of Walmart claiming that Morgan and the other plaintiffs caused the accident itself but, rather, that perhaps some of the injuries could have been avoided if the plaintiffs had also followed the law.  Again, if the case goes to trial, a jury may determine that the defense is not applicable and award the plaintiffs sizable damages. But, it is completely unfair to chastise Walmart for raising the matter as an affirmative defense in its initial pleading.   As with any affirmative defense, if Walmart didn’t plead the seat belt usage defense, then it would be forever waived.  If discovery reveals that the defense is groundless, then Walmart can always withdraw it. We wonder if the media would report on that development. The post Outrage! Walmart Asserts Affirmative Defenses in Tracy Morgan Case appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s Tax Fraud Arraignment Delayed /2014/10/mike-the-situation-sorrentinos-tax-fraud-arraignment-delayed.html Tue, 07 Oct 2014 11:30:31 +0000 For those readers who were eagerly anticipating the arraignment of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, originally scheduled for this week, you must unfortunately wait even longer.  Reportedly, the arraignment has been delayed so that The Situation can film another reality TV show. For those unfamiliar with the case, The Situation and his brother allegedly falsified tax returns […] The post Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s Tax Fraud Arraignment Delayed appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> For those readers who were eagerly anticipating the arraignment of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, originally scheduled for this week, you must unfortunately wait even longer.  Reportedly, the arraignment has been delayed so that The Situation can film another reality TV show. For those unfamiliar with the case, The Situation and his brother allegedly falsified tax returns in order to avoid nearly $9 million in taxes. A Justice Department press release explains that The Situation and his brother “did not properly pay taxes on $8.9 million in income Michael Sorrentino received from promotional activities . . . .”  The press release goes on to explain that: Michael Sorrentino is a reality television personality who first gained fame on “The Jersey Shore,” which appeared on the MTV network. Marc Sorrentino is Michael’s brother and manager. The pair conspired to fail to pay all federal income tax owed on approximately $8.9 million earned by Michael Sorrentino between 2010 and 2012. This income was largely received by two companies controlled by the brothers: MPS Entertainment, LLC and Situation Nation, Inc. As part of the conspiracy, the brothers submitted or caused to be submitted to the IRS false documents which understated the gross receipts received by the brothers and the two companies. The brothers also submitted false personal tax returns which failed to report all of the income they received, and Michael failed to file a personal tax return in 2011, despite earning $1,995,757 that year. As part of the conspiracy, the brothers also fraudulently claimed millions of dollars in personal expenses as business expenses, including payments for high-end vehicles and clothing, personal grooming expenses, and distributions – or direct payments – from the businesses to personal bank accounts. The conspiracy count carries a maximum potential penalty of five years in prison and a $250,000 fine; the filing false tax return counts each carry a maximum potential penalty of three years in prison and a $250,000 fine. The count charging Michael Sorrentino with failing to file a tax return carries a maximum potential penalty of one year in prison and a $100,000 fine. U.S. Attorney Fishman credited special agents of IRS-Criminal Investigation, under the direction of Acting Special Agent in Charge Larsen, with the investigation. The prosecutors assigned to the case are Assistant U.S. Attorneys Evan S. Weitz and Jonathan W. Romankow of the U.S. Attorney’s Office Criminal Division in Newark, as well as Trial Attorney Tino Lisella of the Tax Division of the United States Department of Justice. Weitz is no stranger to high profile financial cases, having handled the case against Karen Febles, who allegedly stole millions from an investment banker. Romankow was involved in the prosecution of reality stars Teresa and Joe Guidice and Lisella has been involved with the case of the New Jersey doctor who allegedly participated in an oxycodon distribution conspiracy.  Point is, the prosecution team is no stranger to high profile cases.   The Situation’s defense attorney, Richard Sapinski, may have his work cut out for him. For more information, the indictment is located here. The post Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s Tax Fraud Arraignment Delayed appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Frozen: Not Just Another Disney Princess Story? /2014/09/frozen-not-just-another-disney-princess-story.html Tue, 30 Sep 2014 11:30:35 +0000 A princess born with cryokinetic powers, locked away from the outside world for years, unleashes a deep freeze on the community when she is unveiled as queen.  If you thought this was the CliffsNotes plot summary of Disney’s Frozen, you would be partially mistaken.  Apparently, it is also the tale of a New Jersey woman.  According […] The post Frozen: Not Just Another Disney Princess Story? appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> A princess born with cryokinetic powers, locked away from the outside world for years, unleashes a deep freeze on the community when she is unveiled as queen.  If you thought this was the CliffsNotes plot summary of Disney’s Frozen, you would be partially mistaken.  Apparently, it is also the tale of a New Jersey woman.  According to a report from the New York Daily News, Isabella Tanikumi a/k/a Amy Gonzalez, has filed suit against Disney in a New Jersey federal court alleging that the entertainment giant lifted the story straight from her life. Specifically, Tanikumi alleges that the makers of Frozen stole the story, characters, plots and subplots from her two memoirs, Living My Truth and Yearnings of the Heart, which chronicle her upbringing in the Andean mountains of Peru.  Disney, however, has previously claimed that Frozen is loosely based on Hans Christian Andersen’s 1844 fairy tale “The Snow Queen.” Tanikumi obviously isn’t buying it, as she is seeking $250 million in damages. We here at Abnormal Use have admittedly never read either of Tanikumi’s memoirs.  Nonetheless, our guess is that this lawsuit falls more into the realm of absurd than it does Queen v. Vanilla Ice.  Anyone who has viewed the film would certainly question how the story of an ice princess and a talking snowman could possibly have ripped off a Peruvian memoir.  As reported by NJ.com, the suit alleges the following as parallels between the films: — Both the memoirs and “Frozen” feature two sisters, one of whom causes the other to be injured and then hides herself away because she feels shame. — Both live in a village or town at the foot of snow-covered mountains, the suit alleges. — The sisters are brought closer by a terrible accident — an earthquake in the memoirs and a storm in “Frozen.” — The above-mentioned accidents result in the deaths of loved ones. — In the memoirs, one of the sisters has suitors named Hans and Cristoff and in “Frozen” Anna develops romantic attachments to men named Hans and Kristoff. These allegations appear to be more coincidental rather than deliberate attempt at a rip-off.  Even the most specific example, the names of the male characters, loses traction when you consider the adaptation from Hans Christian Anderson and the film’s Scandinavian setting.  While Disney is obviously a huge outfit with tons of resources, we highly doubt that its writers were scouring through self-published memoirs for their next big idea. Looking into our crystal ball, our guess is that this lawsuit will melt quicker than Olaf on a summer’s beach. Tanikumi may finally have someone purchase her memoirs off of Amazon due to the publicity, but she won’t see a dime from Disney.  And, then, when all is said and done, Tanikumi releases a Peruvian version of “Let It Go” only to be sued by Disney for copyright infringement.  We can only dream. The post Frozen: Not Just Another Disney Princess Story? appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Casino Loses Millions, Sues Card Manufacturer /2014/04/casino-loses-millions-sues-card-manufacturer.html Thu, 17 Apr 2014 11:30:37 +0000 Recently, we wrote about a man suing a Las Vegas casino after he lost $500,000 gambling while intoxicated.  As ridiculous as that suit may be, the Borgata Hotel Casino and Spa in Atlantic City is now vying for silliest casino lawsuit of the year.  In a new suit filed in federal court, the Borgatta is […] The post Casino Loses Millions, Sues Card Manufacturer appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]> Recently, we wrote about a man suing a Las Vegas casino after he lost $500,000 gambling while intoxicated.  As ridiculous as that suit may be, the Borgata Hotel Casino and Spa in Atlantic City is now vying for silliest casino lawsuit of the year.  In a new suit filed in federal court, the Borgatta is suing Phillip Ivey, Jr., a big time professional gambler, and Gemaco, Inc., a card manufacturer, claiming Ivey won $9.6 million in a baccarat card-cheating scheme. We imagine the nearly $10 million in winnings was  against the house edge. The real kicker is not that Ivey won such a large amount of money but, rather, how he was able to do so.  According to the complaint, Ivey exploited a defect in the cards that allowed him to improperly sort and arrange them using a technique called “edge sorting” – illegal under the New Jersey casino gambling regulations.  The cards, manufactured by Gemaco, were allegedly defective in that the pattern on their backs was not uniform.  Where the cards were supposed to have a row of small white circles designed to look like the tops of diamonds, some of the cards apparently only had half or quarter diamonds.  Allegedly, Ivey was able to sort desirable cards from undesirable ones after observing the defect. We have to wonder when the Borgatta discovered this alleged defect. In an industry so heavily controlled and regulated, we find it hard to believe that any deck of cards would ever see the light of a casino floor without first being inspected and approved by the casino.  With so much money on the line, Judi online have never been shy about self-policing.  If this “defect” was an obvious one, we imagine these cards would have been sent right back to Gemaco.  If there actually was a defect, then it was most likely so slight that it was undetected by even the most careful inspectors.  The fact that Ivey was able to notice the flaw is impressive. Sure, it is easy for the Borgatta to point the finger at Gemaco.  After all, its alleged flaw may have cost the casino nearly $10 million.  But, why did Borgatta use a card with a decorative card backing in the first place?  It seems like such cards would be more susceptible to non-uniformity and enable these types of situations. We suppose a simple solid design would have been too tacky for the Borgatta.  A casino’s extravagance is what draws the gamblers in to throw away their money.  Unfortunately, this time it backfired. The post Casino Loses Millions, Sues Card Manufacturer appeared first on Abnormal Use. ]]>

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